#My first post in a while

[apreciadoradeartes]

not change my mind

[radiance1]

Vlad opens up a bottle of wine, filling one glass and handing it to John Constantine "Do you know why I called you here today, Mr. Constantine?"

John takes the glass, eyeing the very expensive wine that he's wanted to try but couldn't get his hand on before today. "Because I accidently send you a booty call, perhaps? Or because I stole one of your company's magical items." Constantine shrugged and took a sip. "Either or, really."

Vlad brought his glass up to his lips, before pausing. "Accidently?"

Constantine blinks, then took another sip before shrugging. "I mean, it doesn't have to be if you don't want it to be."

Vlad resumes taking a sip, swallowed and placed down his glass. "I will admit, I was not expecting you to admit to stealing from me, but I am willing to... overlook, said slight against me."

"Is that a yes or a no?"

Vlad smiled.

"I'll take that as a yes then."

[trenchcoat-full-of-humans]

Heyyyy, can I trauma bond to you, affectionately? I promise I won't become clingy and overly protective of you because in my mind I'll think of you as my only precious person, totally :3

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[keplerspacecraftofficial]

electing to believe this is what griddlehark looks like to everyone else

[paintedcrows]

Unintended consequence of creating my own Bill... He watches me draw now...

The Horrible Triangle in question:

[waterthatsmoe]

First years shenanigans

Bonus jack

[idontreallylikebutterflies]

The real tragedy of Buck's life right now is that if he treats Eddie like a boyfriend, which is what they both want, then his ex and his sister are like "but are you in love with him? Why are you two like that?" but if he treats him like he would treat any other friend, then Eddie's like "where's my fucking husband who promised to be by my side forever" . and of course the problem is that, Eddie, Buck hasn't promised that to you. but Eddie is both so far inside the closet that he can't admit what he feels for Buck isn't platonic and so in love with Buck that he can't be normal about him. So they're both in an impossible situation, Eddie in one where he wants a life partner in buck but he can't admit that to himself, and Buck in one where, being the one out of the two of them who is out of the closet, people will ask him "hey. what the fuck is up with you two" and he can't answer, because that would require admitting that he and his "straight best friend" are basically married. And it's such great conflict

[lavottino]

Something silly I drew because I think Reiju would be a little bothered with the fact that Zoro and Sanji fight and insult each other constantly when she first sees their interactions.

Like, Zoro constantly insults and starts fights with Sanji and the thing is, she knows that Sanji can now hold his own (and that he also starts shit)! But this doesn't change the fact that she saw him being taunted and beaten up all his childhood, so she still feels a little irritated by Zoro's behavior and she worries about whether that could negatively affect her brother! (she simply doesn't know about their lore, you have to forgive her)

[naiad-r]

Cage me like an animal A crown with gems and gold Eat me like a cannibal Chase the neon throne If I could only let go

Death pact, fulfilled.

[egophiliac]

So,I read silver's relaxation vigente and now I'm sad for the poor boy. If lilia broke up silver's curse why is it acting so strongly on him?

to be fair, the chronological placement of his birthday story just doesn't make any sense in general. like, it can only really take place during his second year, since Ace and Malleus are both there...yet we have seen pretty definitively what Silver was doing on the evening before/morning of his 18th birthday, and it was very much NOT his history homework. this myth?

jk jk I think it's just one of those card stories that's meant to be more...perpendicular to canon, if that makes sense? 😅 like a lot of them aren't really supposed to fit into a specific point in the timeline; instead all the characters and relationships tend to be somewhere vaguely post-episode 1 (occasionally with a bonus post-6 Ortho) except Yuu is already friends with everyone and nobody is surprised to hear them call Malleus Tsunotarou.

mostly they can get away with it, but it starts getting a bit weird with the cards that are supposed to be set at specific times. :T for those I think you gotta just kind of suspend your disbelief and take 'em as, like...little what-if AUs, or something like that! it's not exactly not canon, but more like. this is Silver's birthday if none of the narrative development happened and so his curse is still in effect, or something. 🤷 uhhhh basically Twst's timeline is an eldritch thing that cannot be perceived by mortal eyes, to try will lead to nothing but suffering, down this path dwells only madness.

that said I do 100% accept the presented canon that Silver's roommate is in eternal torment. this is the real victim of Twst right here.

[confusedmothboy]

travis antler queen doodles that i never remembered to post here before the s3 finale

[eshithepetty]

Learning to draw all of them.... they are all so silly and charming

ID under cut, as well as in alt text:

[ID: First page: A colored and shaded collection of drawings of the characters from ENA Dream BBQ. First is ENA and Froggy sitting cross-legged and drinking wine together, with a screenshot of Froggy's secret call that says "Maybe we could play some chess or drink a little when all of this is done" beside it; then one of Froggy placing his big hand over a grumpy ENA's head. Then comes a drawing of humanoid ENA clutching her head, wide-eyed; then of ENA during the purge event, angry, vines engulfing her; a drawing of Taski smiling and resting her head on her hands; and lastly, a drawing of ENA smiling and leaning towards Coral Glasses, who is leaning back with a blush and anxious expression. Second page: A beige page with lineart and very minimal shading featuring various characters. The following are featured: ENA jumping with one leg and both arms in the air around her head; the suspicious man grinning underneath his bell hat; ENA in a suit-like outfit, one hand to her hips and the other grasping the fedora on her head; two portraits of Coral looking shy or anxious; a drawing of a tired looking humanoid ENA; a couple doodles of smiling or grinning Taski Maiden; a drawing of ENA and Coral dancing together, smiling; one of ENA talking as Coral watches on, blushing and paper printing out of her head; a couple of doodles of ENA during the purge event; and some doodles of ENA as she normally is from different angles inbetween the other drawings. Third page: Also a beige page in the same style, only with the main subject in this one being humanoid ENA. First is a cut off shot of her sitting on the ground, hands in her lap; then a similarly cut off (head not visible) shot of her seemingly stretching, one arm above and one to her side; then one of her grasping the side of her face, looking a bit scared; Then of her looking down, wide-eyed and arm over the hole in her chest; then one of her looking up, grasping her torso, looking more 'okay' than the rest of the doodles; then one of her sitting on the ground, her hands having the qualities of her normal form (clawed and mitten-like), as she gazes up tiredly; and finally a shot of her from the back, looking hunched in, missing the hole in her torso. And inbetween the rest of the doodles, is one of normal BBQ ENA, smiling. End ID.]

[astraeasworld]

I'm currently OBSESSED with the idea of a neglected!reader in the Batfam, but imagine this—what if the reader is petty and looks like Martha or Thomas Wayne? And she uses that to her full advantage.

Like—

"Oh, you missed my event?"

Or,

"Oh, you forgot my birthday?"

No problem—she just grabs a string of pearls, perfectly styles herself like Martha, and slips into character to a T. Add in a piercing glare that’s an exact copy of Thomas Wayne’s—you know, the kind that settles on you and sends shivers straight to your soul.

And to really amp up the pettiness? Imagine she shares one of Martha’s old hobbies, like gardening. So she deliberately gardens right in front of the window that Bruce’s office overlooks. And even though she can feel his stare? She never flinches. Never looks up. Just keeps pruning those roses like a ghost of the past.

Let her haunt Bruce’s mind.

[abadenicc]

CHERIK REDRAW!!! Of this piece from 2021

[arcade-confetti]

Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest

Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here

Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭

It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony