#Pretty sure clown is gay in some way

[themultiversebundle]

Suddenly remember how gay my robots are.

[the-faggot-brackets]

ROUND 2 POLL 4

@catinasink @misericordiia

please remember this is a fag contest not a popularity contest

propaganda/contestant info under cut:

(there is a lot for this one! /nm)

catinasink:

Pluto - it/he/star

(left image by @albi-bumblebee, right and bottom by @trying-trying2lyk)

"as a tumblr user for over a year now, i've gone through many stages of faggotry, including a variety of homoerotic mutualships, some with multiple people involved. i have two boyfriends i am in yaoi with at this moment, and we are the epitome of faggotry. i have gone through the lesbian crushing on a straight girl, i have gone through crushing on a teacher older than my dad, i have gone through many labels in my faggoty life. as a true faggot, i want you to vote for me - the faginasink, if you will. im an rpf truther and have many a headcanon about long dead white people (18th century if youre wondering). im an avid monster drinker. i like mcr. i do diy. i kiss boys and am a boykisser. i used to be (and dabble in) girlkissing. i use a variety of pronouns (incliding coool, secret, evil pronouns). i am the ultimate faggot, and hopefully your vote will help me secure my role. i won last year so surely i am still the ultimate faggot ?"

"also i offer free pictures of my cat if ☝️ you vote for me"

"i went through a doomed t4t4t situationship and one of us detransitioned(?) one of us transitioned to a new identity and one of us stopped using the same chosen name so. id say thats pretty telling of my faggotness"

"i have like. the biggest crush on my history teacher i feel like thats faggoty"

"im really cool i promise i have a hyperfixation on ushistory which is awesome and cool and i made a plushie of john adams"

"uhh i went through doomed yuri at LEAST 3 times over the course of my life !!!!"

"please vote for me,..,..,,, itll make me happy,..,.."

misericordiia:

Mercy - she/he

(bottom image by @moose-driving)

"my dad started the first GSA in our part of the country, is dating a gay man, is the first one people come to for LGBTQ questions, everyone’s favorite boygirl bisexual"

"my top post (100k notes) on my old blog was literally abt trans ppl whats faggier than being known as uterus boy?"

"im so invested in frerard i explained it to my boyfriend on our first date (also my drama teacher fucked mikey way). my whole family is probably queer my mom goes on rants abt how she wishes she transitioned. i have a queer tarot deck i use all the time im also for some reason the person to go to w queer questions irl people just ask me things. im a stage manager and a costume manager and what is more gay then costuming in live theater. i also do clown drag there is nothing gayer than clown drag"

"i was in a t4t yaoi situationship for months and for a month during that i was in a lesbian situationship at the same damn time. i have been out as bisexual for like 6 years and my dad founded the first gsa in our region. im gay both ways as everyones favorite boygirl bisexual and my boyfriend is also bisexual. im clearly the faggiest as im also goth and all goths are bisexual on principle. i offer pictures of my dog as tributes if you send me a screenshot of your vote for me :3"

[kiththecat]

this is going to sound so ubnoxious, but i saw a lifesteal confession and immediately realised that im probably guilty of the exact thing it was talking about (people mostly caring about branzy when it comes to lifesteal and clownzy). but after a minute of thinking (🤔<- like this) i could kiiiinda pinpoint why and i thought it'd be interesting enough to vocalise, at least.

in my head, there's a very clear line between "the guy whose vidoes i watch while eating lunch" and "the guy i make fanworks of." even though its technically the same guy. i love watching branzy's videos. he's extremely entertaining and talented. but i also have a separate version of him that's based on the character he plays. the guy who in many cases has a story that ends up being very tied to clowns. being the most important person to the deadliest guy is a compelling character and i find that very fun to explore in writing. admittedly the bit they've got going on where they flirt unprompted is still kinda peak and that is definitely something i'd want to see more of.  very chill about it though. *wink*

however, and this is where i wholeheartedly agree with everything in the confession. i really dislike it when the comment section on branzy's videos mention clown in a video clown's barely in. cc!branzy could spend five hundred hours working on a minecraft project and if clownpierce happens to be eluded to, then that's what a lot of the comments will be about. now i LOVE clownzy crumbs because i'm a pathetic individual, but there are so many other things to talk about in branzy's non-lifesteal content than the gay bit he did two years ago. 

anyway here are some elements of branzy's character that i really appriciate bout him

he is like a jack of all trades. sure he's not the very very best in any field, but he's a great builder, great redstoner, great at survival things, great at the game in general. i think his strongest trait is just how dedicated he is to whatever he decides to do. he loves a challenge, he loves overkill and theatrics, he needs mental stimulation and work or else he dies.

in after hours smp he commited so many crimes... so many. one thing i loved is that for that video he had to research these crimes and come up with a minecraft equivalent. he's extremely creative and his brain works in weird, sort of morbid and somehow also cutesy ways.

or in the video where he's building a computer in minecraft with rek. one moment he doesn't get what's happening and he asks rek to "explain it to me like im a puppy" or something. and it's such a silly little moment but i like that he just found no shame in asking. in general he's just very down to earth and shameless.

he is not in any way morally upstanding. if he saw a big read button that said "press this to kill one hundred random children" he'd not hesitate. if the button was protected with top security measures he'd do whatever it takes to get past them. he does not care about good and bad. please never give him morals.

his love language is killing his friends for fun

okay here's a personal preference but he needs to have some wacky job. if you're writing this man he needs to be money laundering. or running a pyramid scheme. why would anyone put him in a school, or a cafe. he's a palm reader who sucks but takes money before readings and runs away. he's running a sweatshop and all the worker uniforms are weird costumes. he's a janitor but he uses special access to steal things. he has one hundred different identities. why am i describing stanley pines.

moving on.

there is so much love in him. he loves the craft (insert trademark mark here), he loves the people around him, he finds joy in pretty flowers, he finds joy in setting pretty flowers on fire.

many more things to say but the gist is. bramzycraft....

he's a dad now and i think that's beautiful. buuuuuuuuut the baby doesnt have anything to do with toxic yaoi (that we know of... 👁️👁️) so how important is it REALLY.

clownzy jesus out.

[friendofbetty]

2025 - The end of the re-record era?

I spoke to my friend yesterday that I went to the Eras tour with last summer and she said to me “Now that the tour is over, do you think we’ll get the last two Taylor’s versions soon?” And not sure what or if the swifties are currently clowning for a new release date for rep tv, but I know Blondie loves a pattern and by that we’re due the last two re-records this year.

Sure, everyone is dying for reputation tv and they’re probably right in thinking it’ll be the next one. But here’s my hot take: for the overall journey we’ve been on since 2019 with these re-releases, and Taylor reclaiming her story with each album and the Eras tour, I’m actually more excited for Taylor Swift (Taylor’s version) than rep tv. And that’s for two reasons, hear me out.

1. The title. Everyone is calling this album debut which chronologically it was, but it was actually self-titled (Taylor Swift). As such, the correct title of the re-record would be Taylor Swift (Taylor’s version). And come on, you can’t tell me that doesn’t sound significant in the light of all the observations and theories we’ve had over the last two years regarding the two versions of Taylor. The two Taylors in the anti hero mv, all the mirror images and the Taylors in glass cages on the eras tour. Then she showed up in Paris for the Red set in a THIS IS NOT TAYLORS VERSION shirt. So, if it still isn’t, will rep tv kill off the current brand and when old Taylor can’t come to the phone anymore , we get Taylor’s (authentic) version of Taylor Swift? Reclaiming her coming out with the same process that’s reclaiming her art and completing that process by going back to the beginning and showing us what she always could have been if it had been her choice? That would be truly iconic.

2. Shock factor. Let’s be honest, everyone who is even vaguely familiar with Taylor lore already knows what the deal is with reputation. There’s a whole ppt presentation about it and it’s really made the rounds online since 2018. It’s not news and it’s actually pretty well accepted that this is the karlie album regardless of where you stand on it. She got away with ‘wear you like a necklace’ on this album… so yeah it’s a pretty gay album and it wouldn’t shock anyone to find some even gayer vault tracks on it. Even she/her pronouns. It was her gay villain era. But the sweet innocent fairytale princess from the debut album? SHE can’t possibly have been gay, right??? 😏 See what I mean, this revelation has the potential to shock people and make them see Taylor Swift in a whole new light. All these years, the boy crazy image, the red lips and A line dresses, everything that screamed straight and all this time she was singing about girls. It’s also a way of saying, hey I didn’t mean to lie to you, this is what I’ve always been and if you look back at these, my earliest songs you can already see that. Tim McGraw with original lyrics making it crystal clear that even her first ever song was written about a girl? That line from picture to burn?! The Outside?? Invisible?!?? It would change her entire story from the beginning. Yeah I’d be really excited about that and imagine how vindicating that would be for Taylor. Finally and actually Taylor’s version.

[mcbeetlebeeb]

I'm currently getting into a fandom that isn't homestuck, but I can't turn down a request :3

these will still be headcannons and- uhrm- yea

Gamzee Makara

He is, talking about some mystical shit dude

I think hed appreciate someone who just listens too him blabber

don't ask me why but he'd like to naw on you

not full fledged biting a chunk out of you

I think he's too aware of how sharp his teeth are to go biting down that hard, but yknow

nipping at you gently, but not before he was smothering you in sloppy clown kisses

this is real specific but I think hed have the type of eyes that you can't seem to keep eye contact with

he's just so much taller and just has this lopsided shiteating grin, that shows most of his sharp ass teeth

I'd like to think his eyes are always that half lidded gaze, especially when it's at you

but no intent behind the looks he gives, fuck- probably no thoughts either

lights on no one home

don't get me wrong, he's not dumb,

in the simplest sense hes a big ol airhead

yknow a dingbat, a bit of a scatterbrain

but he's not like- vegetable for a brain dumb as hell

and thats another thing, it's definitely really convincing to probably think that he's yknow, not all there

but it throws you off gaurd x2 when he'd get all close and murmur and mumble certain things too you

he looked like he had a maximum of 3 thoughts floating around in his brain

but here he is, mumbling in a low almost gravely tone, right by your ear

I love to think he's one of those tall people to rest his arm playfully on your head if your shorter, which you most likely are-

can't recall if I mentioned the last time sense I have a rubber ducky keeping track of my memory

but I think hed be cold all the time

not like, bothersomely fridged

but enough to make you shiver and squirm if he were to press his hand to your skin, noticeable enough for you to verbally go "Damn-"

also!! I think hed be a huge sucker for you just holding his face with your hands, letting him relax against you, eyes shut

still grinning a bit and letting that low rumbling purr come from him

and this also means playing with his hair,

pet him damn it he demands it

no, not really more like laying and being in your space, following you round until you pay attention properly too him

sense most trolls can't- yknow- go out in the middle of the day because of their intense asf sun, trolls are nocturnal

so like if you ever took a photo with him with flash his eyes would do that reflective thing that cats have

or for another example, yknow how in the dark the first thing you spot about your black cat is its eyes?

yeah that

like I said in the other headcannon thingy, he's just always lurking and looming, he likes knowing what your doing even if he's not involved

and this comes with him trailing around you like a dog that sees you have food and knows you'll give it too them at some point

wether it be from afar or close, don't assume he's not close by, him being a purple blood im sure he's well aware of how violent trolls can be,

but with you around! oh he can't let you wonder off too far- Alternia's atmosphere is dangerous and the fauna is even more dangerous-

so don't expect to go very far without him trailing behind you

but he'd understand if you explained too him you wanted time too yourself or with somebody else one on one

I dont think hed be a jealous person, maybe a lil possessive! but he's not overbearing with it

he just wants you safe and content, and he wants you too feel that way around him

have a song I think fits his uh? vibe towards? significant other? because 🎉

Dave Strider

mm have I said he's a genuinely a big goof?

but I think that'd be something someone gets right off the bat

maybe

if you can pick up on someone trailing off on tangents of meaningless words that can go on and on without someone actually ever responding

than it's pretty visable

I think itd be pretty adorable though (I know I'm gay, whatever)

like if he were to start talking about something, anything, and you gave a simple short response, he's gonna take that and run with it

especially if he likes you

I think hed definitely be one too stare

but how could you tell? he's always wearing those shades

probably a good reason why he wears them other than ironic purposes

so no one sees what or where or in this case who he's lookin at

constantly staring though, wether it's you having a conversation with you or, you doing something random he's just watching

no actual thoughts id like to say

just observing

watching you be you, do your own natural thing, picking up on the way you talk or gesture at stuff

I cannot urge this enough but I still firmly believe physical touch would be a very special thing too him

it's not impossible or looked down upon too be able to hold his hand or lean against him

but he'd be mentally noting each touch, each expression you make, listening intently too your tone, hoping your doing the same

but with these actions he'd be straight faced as always, but he can feel his hands tremble ever so slightly, he recognizes his heart beat picking up

unfamiliar with these feelings with how they're being presented yknow?

most times he ever feels this way he's in danger

but he knows he couldn't be safer right now, like he wants to believe that, it's not hard for him to believe it

but his body is just hardwired to tense up, clench his jaw and steady the shakey breathing

but being patient and respectful would melt those feelings away really easy I'd like too think

just sitting there and slowly showing affection, brushing thumbs against his knuckles, tracing over fingers

you focus on his hand, flipping it over and thumbing at his vaguely sweaty palm, hand still shaking faintly in your gentle grasp

he'd just stare at you, in disbelief and adoration, and realization that he doesnt need to be poker faced round you

that he doesnt need to put up a front to protect himself, the squishy parts of him he learned to shove away to get along with life

a big sigh of relief to say the least,

but once he realizes he doesn't need to be someone else for you, he can just be him, no expectations or demands, he can rely on someone else for once

you ain't ever gettin rid of him after that, he's not clingy but he's no longer keeping you at arms length, not now, not ever again

AND HE GETS MUSIC THING because he is my favorite right next too the crab man <3

author note: I feel this sucked a big booty buttload but I was already half way done with it when I dubbed it that, so have this anyway!!!

[ruhrohcantthinkofagoodusername]

Clown in a Cornfield Ramblings

Read/Listened to the first two Clown in Cornfield Books, and until the movie comes out and I watch it with someone, I don't have anybody to talk to; so just ranting. Spoilers under cut.

Saw a spot for the movie after a YouTube video, a VHS quality looking spot that I don't think represents the movie well, but it pulled me in, and I vaguely recognized the book, so decided to read the series before the movie.

First book was an enjoyable slasher, nice and with pretty good characterization, especially with Janet, love her inner monologue before she dies, growing up in a small town, the closeness is there, even with people who you don't really like. It seems a little hard to make into a movie, the open cornfield seems too open, the attack too much of a mass-killing rather than slashers more methodical, tension kills, but hopefully the movie comes up with a good way to do this.

When Rust and Cole first talked, like I usually do when two guys interact, I wanted them to fuck kiss. Cole's character was okay, liked him trying to go out to save others, but just thought he was going to be moody love-interest to the final girl. I thought Rust was a part of the Frendo plot, and was happy he wasn't. Was pumped when Rust and Cole kissed, didn't really call it at all, but was kicking my feet and giggling on the toilet when I got to that part.

My thirst for gay-romance overrode my horror-loving part, and did make every other aspect of the series pale in comparison to the relationship, it was all I could think of after the kiss.

The second book was good, fine maybe, beside the relationship. Bit much going on with the Frendo posse, I found myself nostalgic for the simplicity of the first book, which is kind of insane considering I had only read it the day before, but I admire Adam Cesare's politics and complete criticism of right-wing nuts. I know some want to divorce fiction from reality, but I think its admirable that he is using his clown-slasher books to deconstruct the conspiracy-addicted people fueling the republican party of today who are losing touch with reality.

The Hunter love-triangle made me feel like I was watching my parents divorce. Cole and Rust didn't have a good enough of a make-up at the end, or any at all really. Not sure what Cole's thought process was, we only get a single, solitary chapter from his viewpoint that gets interrupted by Arthur Hill coming back. Was Rust's idea of Cole trying to inadvertently push him away, to make Rust leave, the reason for Cole's flirtations with Hunter, or is Cole just a horny jerk? Or was he just flirting, and the fight with Rust in the hospital almost drove him to actually cheat? It was obvious that Cole loved Rust, especially in his chapter, with his guilt over how far he was going with Hunter, but it's still queasy to me and his limited reasoning does not help, making it seem like he would cheat given just a little more temptation. I also think letting Hunter die was not only sad, despite being a homewrecker, but a bit of a copout to not address if Cole would choose Rust.

With the hookup happening late to us in 1, with a little build up better upon a reread, I was expecting 2 to show us how Rust and Cole's relationship was before the massacre. Were they secretly together, an unmentioned, obvious situationship going on, or did neither know of the other's feelings, and Rust just went for it at the end? I wanted to know this, and what they were like before hand, but we didn't get that.

I already know 3 has them only appear in a cameo essentially, but I'm glad they're still together. I'd rather have them be in cameos then breakup/die.

With Adam Cesare talking about 4, Lights, Camera, Frendo!, I wonder if he's going to go more traditional slasher than what I hear 3 is, bring the two of them back, and if he has definite or tentative plans for any more, a 5 or 6, but either way, I need a couple of things, in order of most importance.

Rust and Cole ending up together by the end of the series, duh. If killed, both die together, after having gotten married and had kids, preferably with a daughter, Janet Victoria "J.V." Vance, but I'd rather them live forever.

Details of their life and friendship before the Victoria's death, or their falling out.

More involvement of them in the plot, together, maybe give Cole some fucking defense.

More detailed reason why Cole was acting like that with Hunter, and something that makes me like him more; I'll accept a blatant retcon if I need to.

Only if he plans on a 5 and 6, Rust having a side-thing, not fully cheating, but makes it equal enough to make Cole seem less of a dick in the relationship and Rust as a saint.

If any of the lower ones contradict the higher ones, scratch them; the boys ending up together is what I'm caring about.

Beyond that, which like I said, the gay relationship really blocked any other parts out for, almost all I can think of honestly, I need them to talk about the lost members of Kettle Springs more. Janet and Ginger were both only mentioned once in 2, Tucker none, I think 3 mentions Janet more from what I heard, but Rust and Cole only talking about her once in an argument in 2 feels like a disservice especially for such a strong character. Even Quinn doesn't mention her, just an odd choice. Also wondering if Adam Cesare wishes he would have kept Janet alive, she was such a captivating character, but most Mean Girls are.

Sorry for the ramblings, just can't stop thinking about those two.

[shoegazingmonad]

Is Tavvy Gay?

Recently I reread Candy Chapter 23 - Tavvy's first talking appearance - and I've noticed there's a lot more homophobia than I remembered it having, and more allusions to Tavvy's sexuality than I thought there'd be. Of course heteronormativity is central to Candy's themes and therefore homophobia is too, it's just a little more exaggerated here than the rest of the epilogues.

And because of how important repression is to Tavvy's character and how common gay repression is in Homestuck I thought it might be worth it go back and check for any slither of information that'd suggest he isn't straight, and sure enough, there's definitely enough to make it worth talking about.

The chapter starts with all of the wedded couples entering Jane's manor, Man and Woman, with the only gay couple in Candy notably absent. When Harry starts opening his presents Tavvy is distant from the rest of them.

John then asks if he can go see the trophy room to look at memorabilia of Rumble in da Pumpkin Patch, the gayest show Jake's ever been on.

This request is immediately met with disgust, and Dave suggests 'sweaty' as the most appropriate descriptor of it, to which Jade agrees. Note that 'sweaty' here is used as a substitute to a direct insult of the show's homoerotic nature, and how sweaty we know Tavvy to be.

Faygo can be used as a substitute for the f slur sometimes, and in a past conversation between Gamzee and Tavros (Nitram) he threatens to sneak up on this bottle of faygo and snap its neck, and Kanaya threatens to snap Tavvy's neck, which suggests Tavvy is the Faygo.

There's the topic of Tavvy being preyed on by Gamzee, which also frames homosexuality as predatory. Homophobia abound...

Tavvy then proceeds to make a gay joke so subtle it completely flew over my head the first few times I read this, and immediately stumbles towards his closet.

By the end of John's tantrum, he's fully in the closet. Impressive how much homophobic / gay subtext is in here. Not sure you'd usually do that with a straight character, especially in a character's first appearance as usually in those you try to assert several core themes or imply some stuff that'll come up in the future.

Though there's the question of how Vrissy fits into this and whether he has an Oedipus complex as he's dating a blue girl who bosses him around (just like his mom) there would need to be the implied threat of castration from your dad and Jake seems to be in support of them (though this is unbeknownst to Tavvy) and Gamzee encourages Harry to get a prime slice of that beef vrisket so I assume he'd do the same for Tavvy. Kinda feels like a misdirection if anything.

Speaking of Vrissy.

Beautiful Freudian slip from her over here. Just incredible.

And in response to Vriska: I too once thought this sickly motherfucker over here was the sickly motherfucker. Alas....

After their argument she's staring off to the right; straight at Vriska with spade eyes, whilst Tavvy's are so conveniently shut.

A couple of scenes later they're even forced into a closet,

In which Tavvy feels he has 'never felt so close to death', and Vrissy is 'trying her best not to grapple with any cosmic truths'.

And the nail in the coffin:

Tavvy, despite his physical prowess that they state on the exact same page as that quote,

comes last. Clowns are a symbol of masculinity and the father, by the way. Great job Tavvy.

My conclusion?

Anyway, since Faygo is sticky and sweatiness is homoerotic, everytime Tavvy is called sticky or sweaty as an insult it's pretty much just thinly veiled homophobia. You're welcome everyone

[lily-alphonse]

Sam/Haley?

(Saley? 🤭)

Saley? Or Ham. LMAO

Hmmmmmmm this one. This one irks me. They sure would be pretty though.

I'm itching to put them in some kind of AU because my mind screams that they don’t make sense in their current context. There has to be an inciting factor like both working as camp counselors in a nearby town or going to college together or something. (Or… Scooby Doo AU? A little Fred/Daphne dynamic perhaps?)

Like maybe Haley has considered it, kinda liked the rogue skater, class clown thing Sam had going on. But she was always expected to be with the star athlete.

Ok wait maybe the inciting incident is Alex coming out as gay. That could work. Farmer shows up, we have an “oh no he’s HOT 😩” moment and Haley is left in the dust.

She’s pissed at first but then realizes she’s free. She can truly do whatever she wants. Who is going to care, now that the rumor mill is abuzz with Alex’s scandal?

She experiments with her fashion. Tries new hobbies. She goes to visit Emily at work and even gets a little tipsy and dances. And one Friday night she sees Sam there playing pool with Sebastian and she can’t help herself. He’s so fucking tall and edgy, it’s an exciting kind of intimidating. But Haley can be intimidating too, despite her size.

“Sebastian. Sam.” She greets them both with her arms crossed and an easy smile.

“Uh. Hi.” Sebastian is the first to respond, straightening up from where he was lining up a shot.

“In light of recent events I feel the need to ask if either of you are gay,” Haley starts.

“What?” Sebastian asks in disbelief.

“No,” Sam says immediately.

Haley meets his eyes with a predatory sort of smile. “Alright, prove it. Dance with me.”

Sam kind of chuckles and bites his lip, looking over at Sebastian. “Man I know we’re in the middle of something but…”

Sebastian rolls his eyes and points to Haley. “You, wait there two turns. If you still want him after I kick his ass you can have him for tonight.”

Haley chuckles. “Deal.”

It’s actually kind of torture, in a good way. She has a front row seat to watch his body move, his eyebrows furrow and tongue sticking out when he’s concentrating.

She doesn’t know much about pool, so she doesn’t care that Sebastian is right about kicking his ass. All she cares about is the man rounding the table to meet her, as Sebastian goes off to find Abby.

“Hi,” Sam says with a cheeky smile down at her. He isn’t shy, getting close and personal already.

“Hi,” she gives him her best flirty smile.

“Still up to dance with a loser?”

“Can’t really be considered a loser with the hottest girl in here on your arm.”

He chuckles at that, taking her hand to guide them to the dancefloor. She’s caught a bit off-guard by his forwardness but damn if it isn’t sexy as hell. And his hand is big 🫠

His hands move to her waist on the dancefloor and they sway with some distance between them to continue speaking.

“I don’t know how you can be so confident about that by the way," He says once their settled into a rhythm.

“Oh?”

“Yeah, I mean, just look at Pam. You’ve got some stiff competition.”

“Oh har-har very funny,” she rolls her eyes but fights a smile.

“Ooo tough crowd.”

“I’m tough to please.”

“I can imagine. But correct me if I’m wrong Princess, seems like you’re already sold on me.”

The sudden nickname almost gets her flustered. She decides to ignore it. Ignore it and definitely not file it away in her brain to obsess over later. “Not sold at all, that’s why I asked for a dance and not your hand in marriage.”

“I see. This is my test drive then?”

“You could call it that.”

“You look beautiful.”

It’s obviously a line. But it comes so suddenly that Haley does get flustered this time. “I know,” she blurts, and then, “thank you.”

His smile widens at her blush. “I’m serious, I like the new look. You seem more like yourself.”

“Myself? And how would you know?” she raises a perfect eyebrow at him as its his turn to get sheepish.

“Oh, well I just mean like, I don’t know. It suits you. You seem happier.”

She thinks about that, looking at his shirt instead of his eyes. She has been feeling happier. She sighs and leans into Sam, closing the distance between them to lay her head against his pounding chest. He stops swaying, surprised. She smiles at how fast his heart is going under his facade.

“I am happier, I think.”

DAMN OK I DONE GONE AN CONVINCED MYSELF LMAO these two are kinda fire ngl I think theyd both be sassy and flirty the banter is top tier

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[lover-of-mine]

Hiiiii Anna 💕💕💕💕

I hope you’re having a good day/night 🥰🥰

I want to hear your thoughts about the bts photos and things we have seen so far about season 8. We haven’t gotten a lot of context about the stuff we seen. Eddie’s mustache, the bees, the 119. I am so intrigued.

Do you think we might get an alternate reality episode? I am wondering if we see something where everything is good for the characters but it just isn’t quite right.

I am also curious because I saw that they are using that same camera Kenny used for Chimney’s scenes in the madney wedding episode. Could it be something similar???

I am thinking it could be a great way to start off Eddie’s queer awakening. (Clowning a bit here hahaha) Maybe we could get this in the opening emergency arc just like he had with Ana in season 5. I firmly think that was supposed to be Eddie’s original queer awakening.

What do you think? ☺️

-❤️🪐

Saturn, baby, hi 🩷🩷🩷🩷

Honestly, I'm leaning more towards call in a set than alternative reality at the moment. I think a what if/hallucinations caused by bee venom could be an interesting thing, kinda like what we were speculating when we first saw Devin was gonna come back? Because I'm fully clowning considering the way they took Chris out of the picture and the way the show is grouping Buck and Shannon in the same category, that we could get some buddie confirmation on Eddie's side, because no matter what you do, Eddie queer means buddie, even if they don't explicitly say it right away, both of them being queer makes buddie officially go from if to when, and Buck's queercoding was done with man in general, so they could easily make Buck bi and call it a day, but Eddie's is mostly with Buck, like I keep saying, we don't need Eddie to be gay, we just need Eddie to love Buck. Obviously, I am fully ready to be proven wrong and see Eddie go through the motions of coming to terms with his comphet behavior and the way religion might've affected the way he can't accept he's queer, but I keep coming back to Eddie accepting he's in love with Buck somehow as the climax of his queer arc, not him coming to terms with a specific identity. And at first, I was ready for it be a 8a long thing, something that would drag out through various episodes in the background, but considering the way they made Buck bi pretty much the first chance they got and the way we keep seeing Ryan and getting content on him, there's the podcast that was supposed to come out soon, he did a bunch of interviews right off the end of the season, we got Eddie's look for the season quite fast, and the way that Chris leaving is the more intense part of the cliffhanger because realistically they need to bring him back before school starts and they need to accomplish something with getting him out in the first place, I can see them doing something like the arc with Ana for sure, and we getting Eddie out some way, either as queer in a broad sense of the word or as straight up in love with Buck, by the end of the opening arc. The bees keep tripping me up, sure, bee venom is a thing, hallucinogenic honey is a thing, coma dream for anaphylactic shock can be a possibility too, but I think the bees are a misdirect, like the blimp in s6, so I'm still on the fence on that. But yeah, my current speculation is that Eddie is gonna have a big role in the beginning of the season. And while I am hoping the mustache is an identity crisis change in looks, also because of mustaches in queer culture, I am leaning towards the mustache being an act of defiance and Eddie trying to look more Mexican to spite Gerrard.

[beanghostprincess]

I love how most shuggy fandom does not care about their deaths because they are so obviously going to happen (probably shanks but buggy also has potential there)

But I do think they will get something before that, there’s just no way Oda decided to put ALL of that since begging (while giving some relationships and characters NOTHING, I’m extremely salty about Mihawk and mishanks, yes, why do you ask) to not give them full arc.

Honestly, I just already accepted that Shanks is going to die in front of Buggy or some gay bullshit like that and I will have to act like I am surprised at the guy's death. I am 100% sure Shuggy will get closure because Oda loves the clown too much to not give him an epic, flashy, and gay finale. After chapter 1082 I am pretty sure his character is just going up and up and up and then he'll have a great ending and closure with Shanks. Shanks is definitely dying, though. Maybe they both die, who knows? Oda might get a bit silly.

AND I AM ANGRY TOO ABOUT MISHANKS YOU'RE NOT ALONE I DEMAND MORE OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!

[irlbkgs]

3, 5, and 7 for the ask game? 🫶

i fell eep before i got to answering these ooopsss sowwy

3. Favorite headcanon/fact you have for an F/O? You can answer for multiple if you want

god this is rly hard to choose bc like i have so many f/o's...erm i rly like the hc of daryl being aroace tho like to me i find it hard to see him any other way bc he just reads so like. demiromantic at the very least but also demisexual. compared to almost every other character it's like not even a consideration for him in the show outside of carol and obviously it like takes a lot for them to get there. daryl isn't a very open person and i can't imagine him just suddenly jumping into a relationship but even further than that i can't imagine him feeling any real romantic or sexual attraction until there's like a deep relationship and trust and years of knowing each other.

5. Any common themes or threads between your F/Os, if you have multiple? If you don't have multiple-- what is similar between you and your F/O, and what's different?

god erm so. all of them have killed people except 2, simon and stan, and even stan is iffy bc of the space clown stuff...he wasn't there for the 2nd killing but he sure did try the 1st time.

besides that, mostly hot heads or guys who use heavy sarcasm, dry humor, just bitchy in general. generally speaking, all gay and autistic or adhd or both. def mentally ill. lots of possessive freaks. i like guys who want to own me, what can i say?

7. What's something you feel is uncommon that you do with/for/about/etc your F/O(s)?

hmm...idk i think it's pretty uncommon to like, instead of making s/i's or just putting myself into my these selfships, i use kins as a way to selfship a lot of the time. like ik it's something people do but i rarely see it talked about but that used to be the ONLY way i could selfship and that only changed after adrian. i still don't rly do it bc while i can enjoy making s/i's i find it hard to develope them and talk about them and it's also like if im hyperfixated on the character it's easier to find a canon x canon fic than an x reader (in most fandoms, some are different).

besides that tho i also think a lot of my selfships lean towards toxic or even problematic dynamics, and also just incorporate d/s stuff. this is just something that's like part cope bc ive got so much untreated trauma and part what i actually like irl but know isn't like. usually achievable and/or healthy 😭😭 so i just go "hey i can act this out with my f/o's instead". my point being tho that this is very much not the norm in these spaces, everything is very fluffy and cute for the most part and i get it but it doesn't appeal to me bc me and my f/o's are erm. degen pervert freaks. we live in toxic yaoi bdsm world.

[sillypenguincats]

Helluva Boss incorrect quotes

Warning; mentions of knives, dirty jokes

Stolas: Bonjour, Andrealphus. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Andrealphus: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Stolas: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

Mrs. Mayberry: Are you mad?

Moxxie: No.

Mrs. Mayberry: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

Robo Fizz: Will Ozzie be okay?

Mammon: They won’t be when I find them.

Stolas: Care to give a free sample to a pretty person?

Paimon, manning a bake sale and tired of their shit: Sure! You know one?

Stolas:

Stolas: Care to give a free sample to an ugly person?

Verosika: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

Chaz: Seriously, all you do is bitch.

Moxxie: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.

Verosika: Are you trying to seduce me?

Chaz: Why, are you seducible?

Blitzø: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Moxxie: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Blitzø: But pink.

Stolas: And it's hot.

Blitzø: PINK!

Octavia: My level of gay has reached ��sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me”.

Barbie, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—

Blitzø: A family.

Cash: A better love life.

Millie: Mental stability.

Mrs. Mayberry: *clueless* Bagels?

Barbie: What are you drinking?

Fizzarolli: Vodka.

Barbie: Straight?

Fizzarolli: No, gay. Why?

Crimson: Did you miss me while I was gone?

Millie: You were gone?

Striker: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Striker: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

Andrealphus: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.

Stolas: Andrealphus, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Striker?

Mammon: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Stolas: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?

Mammon: No.

Striker: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.

*later, in a barfight*

Striker: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*

Mammon: If God’s ever been mad at anything I’ve ever said, he hasn’t done shit about it.

Mammon: So he either doesn’t care or he’s a coward.

Chaz: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.

Blitzø: But your way is sheer force!

Mammon: Money... Is like president trading cards.

Lin: Who the fuck-

Joe: Language!

Lin: Whom the fuck-

Joe: No.

Fizzarolli: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?

Bee: Bees?

Fizzarolli: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!

Bee: Wait-

*Asmodeus approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

Striker: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

[katyspersonal]

The Mutual Lover Train Because Our Mutuals Deserve Love!

List 5 of yours mutual and a character you ship them with the most and add it in their and random mutual inbox anonymously to see if you're on the list! Don't break the chain or no more bloodborne for you.

Hey, the ask chain told you to send this stuff anonymously, so why are you using the account- ehhhh whatever, should I even bother questioning YOU anymore.. XD

@jarognieva - Ok I am sure someone already did that, but. Micolash lol. Nobody deserves him like she does. I swear this Micolash appreciation and simping is so genuine that I felt inadequate compared to her at least two times XDDD

@fareehaandspaniards - I can't say either Damian or Gremia because she'd clearly rather love to watch them making out from the closet or something LMAO fsdghsdh I mean, this dynamic COULD count as a form of polyship but- well the meme says one character, so guess this will be Gideon! Her simping for him and defending him was so wholesome! tbh she generally loves VERY old men hhfhsdf

^ LOL what do you mean "why there is a beach here now", it is simply aftermath of Faree's favs playing tags fdghfdgsdg xdd sorry I'll stop

@heraldofcrow - I was SUPPOSED to use the joke like "lol considering the recent events, Crow clearly likes WAY more than just one person" but SOMEONE decided to hex me, so now I can't -_- Alright, you plucked chicken, considering the fact you've barely got any time alive left, you can have your slutty boots man Orbeck 🙄

@val-of-the-north - Okay finally this clown will take the damage FOR Crow on that dumb joke because BRO IS REEEEEEALLY INTO YAHAR'GUL HUNTERS, LIKE, SEXUALLY AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! ok ok ok on a serious note though, this is a tough one. He simps for multiple weirdos, but is compatible with almost none of them! However, the one that stood out amongst his multiple gay crushes (and like, 1 female character interest in over a decade hfdshdfs) is PATCHES! Nobody likes him more unironically fdjudshfds

@fantomette22 - I know you've mentioned that you would really love a pretty girl to wear pretty dresses to counter your tomboy+academic aesthetic, but after you kept gnawing me like a rabid dog with a chewtoy over as much as looking in Solaire's direction the wrong way I think you guys are sealed XD Get married fools lol

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(ok granted I do have some mutuals who legit crush on a character and self-ship more or less, I am just not sure whether they'd be comfortable with goofing around like these but you guys are valid!)

[epikonionman]

UUggh I COULD do Milenko and then jeckel bros but I wanna vent my frustrations and other things about Bang! Pow! Boom!

Intro. Obviously 10/10, intro freebie and what not, kaboom bang pow cleansing. Though i am wondering why hes cleansing them, clearly its unknown if theyre bad yet, why explode sinners as well as possible good people, stupid spiky explosive.

Beautiful Doom. I am aware that this song is a mashup of like 3 different songs and what not but oh dear does this song really send me on a rollercoaster. Especially from freaky creep show to the clowns are back. But a fine song overall. 6.8/10, would give it a 7 but i didnt feel like it.

In Yo Face. A fine song, nothing noteworthy particularly, i do like the instrumental, its a good saving grace for it. 5/10, no good instrumental can save a facial and/or acidic pie attack threat.

The bone. I do like the background whateverthefuck stringed instrument, im gonna say guitar or bass because thats broad enough. Though, the song is extremely repetitive. Its just killed a guy, he got the bone, heres another way i punched a dude. Though, i will appreciate the extra beats when it’s mentioned he ran over some dude with a golf cart. 7.5/10, another mediocre song, has some fun parts, and by that i mean guy getting mowed down by golf cart.

Zombie Slide. Wake the dead. Wake the dead. Wake the dead up. Wake the dead. I adore this song and i really dont know why, the first few times i listened to this id just zone out during this and mainly only listen out for its awesome transition into to catch a predator. But i do like this song, its one of the few things ive got a soft spot for: the living dead. 8/10, this will be my fate when i die, this including the headless boogie will be on my kicked-the-bucket list.

To catch a predator. I love this song, i love chris hansen’s sting operations, and i love j butchering predators.While i do love the song, i do feel like it overstays its welcome. Like after a certain point the whole “im probably gonna burn for this” part doesn’t feel the same as it did earlier in the song. But i still do like this song and think its one of the best on this album. 8.5/10

Boing Boing. Imagine if lil somthin somthin just sounded stinky. It just isnt my thing. I know it has its fans, everything does. But i sure as hell am not one of them. 4/10, only because i got to hear about their asses, J’s and Shaggy’s to be specific.

I Found A Body. Before i even say anything, this is the gay version of cemetary girl, maybe the loon in cemetary girl realized hes bicurious. Now to the song, its fine. I dont mind it, i like the instrumental slightly, i also dont like how most of the vocals are said, like low and building to high for a good chunk of it. 6/10, for the gay necro represenation (Even though there are better groups to represent.)

Love. I like how the song sounds, i adore the instrumental. But lord are these lyrics very rape-y. Either that or it makes yandere icp canon. 6.5/10. Like the instrumental, the lyrics not nearly as much.

Fonz Pond. I like this song, its one of the few songs that i would willingly listen to  in this album. It has a good instrumental, some pretty awesome lyrics. 9/10, love ponds, and you, yes you better not be a baby pussy about it and come with me.

Imma Kill You. Fine. The lyrics flow well, the beat is nice to listen to. This is what i imagine non icp fans see their whole discography as. 7/10, i will be clapping my enemies’ balls with two bricks.

Juggalo Island. I don’t like this song. I can’t really explain why, but whenever i listen to this song i feel a mixture of disgust and anger. I really just don’t like its sound. 4/10, caused me a whole list of side effects, each of them dehydrating me in some way.

Vultures. Badabadumdumbadumdadey we are the vultures feed on the dead. Vultures is FINE. Theres some parts i like, but most of it feels very bland. But its not terrible. 5/10

Vera Lee. The beginning part i never liked, i grew on me eventually. Ever since then ive grown fond of this song. It sounds nice, ever so slightly tragic and overall is just enjoyable. Yippee. 7.3/10

Miracles. Not the biggest fan of this song, it has some nice enough lyrics. The instrumental is my main problem. Very similar throughout, but still has a nice sound. Feels like a massage from a masseuse who has slightly too long of nails. 7.8/10, GoTtA lOvE mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs ThOuGh :o)

Bang! Pow! Boom! I like this song a lot, i like its instrumental. I like the lyrics. Its just fun, fun fun fun. I wish i could blow up sinners in ass nevada. One could only wish… Overall a fun song that i would gladly flop on the deck like a fish to. 8/10, you didnt hear this from me, but… they say the show is the bomb.. Heard its even straight explosive.. Maybe call it napalm..

Bonus tracks :o)

Over a Bitch. I like the instrumental, or beat I guess, it's mostly beats. Quite the tragic tale might I add. No one likes to hear their girl is being buttfucked by their so-called friend. 6/10, only because our hero is the better version of this tale.

Our Hero. Gotta love the other patients being jovial over the goulash, corn, kool-aid, and cookies!!! The instrumental is better than OaB, has fun-er? Lyrics than the other. He’s quite the intelligent hero too, placing his own doings on some rick the dick. Good on him, a good way to teach people not to fuck a killer’s bitch, and to keep your dumb dick in your dumb pants. Remember fellas, you're better off, beating off. 7/10.

Chop Chop Slide. It's like the cha-cha slide, except there are no cliffhangers. We never even got a part two to that. This is why any songs that sound similar to this, aren't as good as the best. Juggalos, what is our signal?

Supernatural. Kinda like that one show. The song is fine, kinda like if J was Jesus and decided to freeze water instead of getting dudes buzzed. 5/10, I see why this was but a bonus track. Nothing noteworthy.

Tonight. I like the instrumental for this song. Nothing better than some sparkly-sounding thingies. Gotta also love getting some fine honeys. How fun. Not much else to say. It’s a sex song. 6/10

It’s All Over. This song, oh this song. I adore this song, it sounds fun. I love the feeling of everything being legitimately hopeless, there's hail, fires, tornadoes, and other shit. A good thing to listen to late at night when you are feeling particularly good about anything in the world. I also recommend the music video for this song. It's (likely) unintentionally wacky, only because of the dodgy effects, which is exactly why I recommend it. 7/10, I would as well like to see the world end rather than begin.

[cdyssey]

Elsbeth (1.07) Reactions:

Spoilers under the cut!

first episode I’ve gotten to watch live. :’) I cannot believe how fast I’ve fallen for this show.

KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY!! He’s looking so good.

I love that because elsbeth isn’t a whodunnit, the show can get away with casting insane guest stars for the culprits since it’s the “showcase role.”

It’s kind of delicious that Mr. and Mrs. Hayes are mutually down to murder akaksowkskwksosn—and in fact, it’s implied that this is far from the first time they’ve had to get rid of someone the hard way.

Relatedly, kudos to the creators and writers. all of the culprits have felt unique in their motivations, personalities, and skill sets so far.

“A long line of honorable men have worn this watch, and you desecrated it with that abominable dance.” FJSDJJS, god, Keegan is so funny.

THAT BLUE BLAZER AND PINK SHIRT!! The bucket hat!!!!

I appreciate that they’ve been consistent with having some of the detectives start to recur! Makes the show’s world start to feel lived in.

Both Donnelly and Kaya, shocked to hell: “You’re married?!”

Lol, Mr. Hayes is a sloppy murderer. He doesn’t try to look bothered at ALL.

Elsbeth housewarming party! Yay!!!

“People doing stupid stuff at a wedding—like having them! Sorry, bad divorce.” Gdkwkqkqkkw

I like how Detective Donnelly has clearly softened up a bit—she even seems a little fond of Elsbeth.

LOL @ THE BRUTAL CUT TO KEEGAN CONFESSING ABOUT THE AFFAIR ANSNSNANSNSNS. The show knew they had a comedian on their hands, and they were going to treat him well.

Ooooh, Keegan’s character knowing Claudia. Interesting.

Elsbeth’s dancing outfit!! The leg warmers!! The blue barrette!!!

Kaya and Elsbeth going out for a lady’s night!!

“A clown emoji was used.” [Cue Kaya laughing fondly.] 😭

ELSBETH NERVOUSLY TRYING TO SHUFFLE MONEY TOWARDS CAPRI HELP ME.

Ugh, love that coat on Kaya

I’m going to ignore the elsbeth would love to be Kaya’s mother-in-law quote for reasons.

Anyway, for totally unrelated reasons, do Kaya and elsbeth have a ship name yet. I’ve been calling them kayabeth in my head

Yay!! Love that Teddy’s gay.

Apparently, he doesn’t fall for kind or honest people

FJSDJDJSJ, elsbeth sticking the beer bottle near the golf cart pedal. She’s so fucking wild.

“Oh, you’re no dummy. I could tell that right away.” I love the moments when Elsbeth’s ruthlessness comes through.

The deputy(?) Dave might be the one covering up the Flair-All thing.

That rainbow sweater and the jacket Elsbeth originally had over it was a gay ass fit <3

Sorry, this case is bringing up some stuff.” Lmao, I like Donnelly. Her dryness is fun.

Omgg, Hayes and Elsbeth DANCING!! AKQKWKQOQOKSJS, Carrie Preston is a master of physical comedy

This was just an excuse to get Keegan Michael Key to dance and I love it

THAT CARTWHEEL WKWKDKWNSN

I love that they’re genuinely having fun together. One of the biggest draws of the show to me is the unique relationships that Elsbeth has with the culprits of the episodes. She’s out to get them, sure, but she takes great pains to understand them too.

THE WATCH!!!!! That was such a fun set-up.

Kaya is so fucking pretty.

The fact that she got Elsbeth a hook for all her tote bags. 🥺 A pragmatic and thoughtful gift.

OMG, THE DJ SON FROM THE SECOND EP! Nice continuity.

this apartment is goddamn gorgeous. All those windows feel very elsbeth.

WAGNER CONFRONTING HER!!!!!!! HHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

DON’T DO THIS AT HER HOUSEWARMING PARTY!

Lieutenant Noonan… omg, I called it… but now that Wagner is saying the same thing, I’m back to the drawing board on whether I think it’s true or not yet. They’re doing a nice job of continuing to pull this tension in different directions.

This was a very fun episode. Keegan made for a great culprit, and there was a lot of awesome work in fleshing out different characters/dynamics in the main cast.

I’m so charmed by this show. 😭

[azzy-the-christian-furry]

Undyne also never killed a human?? I never tried to defend her for trying to kill humans, just that is was understandable?? It's still very much not right.

Alphys did not get hurt when Undyne threw her into a trashcan, and she very clearly did not do it out of malice. It's also a fucking VIDEOGAME.

If you were a true Undertale fan, you wouldn't be very blatantly homophobic. Also, many Undertale fans hide behind a mask purely because it makes them feel more comfortable.

I am not saying nonsense. I know most other Undertale fans agree with me.

✨️Fun facts!✨️

Non-human animals also have non male or female sexes!! Worms, for example, and neither male nor female. They're both!! They both have male and female reproductive organs.

Sex and gender are not the same thing!! Also, intersex people exist!! They do not fit into male or female categories.

Trans exists in the animal world! Some animals, such as clownfish, can switch genders if needed.

Dolphins have sex with others of the same sex!! For fun!! And they very clearly enjoy it! They do it to bond with each other and do it A LOT.

1- Speak for yourself. With the way I dodge attacks, Undyne’s killed the same human hundreds of times. Yes, it is a skill issue.

You were pretty defensive of her. Throwing out the “but the human was in her home! She was defending her home!” Line is indeed a defense.

2- Doesn’t have to be done out of malice. It happened and it was intentional. Toby once again perpetrating the statistically backed stereotype.

Exactly! It’s a VIDEO GAME.

And something happening in a VIDEO GAME doesn’t mean you should take moral advice for it.

3- Comfortable to spew your lies, perhaps. You might not like it, but what I’ve said is correct.

Most people agreeing with you doesn’t make you right. If your friends told ya to jump off a bridge, would ya do it? I’d surely hope not.

4- Worms aren’t people. Neither are clown fish or dolphins. Dolphins are also notorious rapists. Doesn’t mean people should be.

We also live in a fallen world- it’s definitely not natural.

People can’t change genders. Just like people can’t get gay married, because gay marriage doesn’t exist. Marriage is one man and one woman.

No one is impressed with all that gay nonsense lol.

5- Mutations exist, they’re exceedingly rare and the people with them still lean one way or the other. Gender and sex are the same thing.

There are only two genders.

Progressive Christianity is heresy, not Christianity.

And so it is.