#Retail Tags
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akshayaquapri · 3 months ago
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oasisr · 2 years ago
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after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle
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laikabu · 1 year ago
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ngl kind of dreading what this week’s episode will do to the fan perception of kabru bc ppl already characterize him as overly violent bc of the harpy egg scene. he views killing laios as a last resort. he was being dramatic. that’s the punchline!
he’s interested in laios’s monster ramblings. he may not be interested in monsters themselves but he wants to know about his thought process.
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in a way it is funny bc its such a “the boy who cried wolf” situation bc kabru lies so much some of the audience doesn’t believe him when he’s actually speaking from his heart
while yeah kabru might go insane if laios just kept rambling about monsters some of you exaggerate it. he’s more likely to try to divert the conversation into something else(even if it doesn’t work) than outright attack him or something. like sure, he’d get violent thoughts but he won’t act on them! god
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foldingfittedsheets · 6 months ago
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I’ve had several weeks of Mondays without my most beloathed coworker but alas into every life a little rain must fall.
The highlight so far has been him showing me a video of what he claimed was a robot and I was like, “Dude, that’s just a lady. Fully. That is not a robot.”
“No,” he insisted, “They’re real! They’re so advanced!”
I googled something then held up my phone to display a news article headline:
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Sullenly he said, “This is YouTube.”
“Funny, I can’t find any reputable source on fully realistic human robots. I’d feel like that was newsworthy.”
“These are real!”
I held my phone up again, “Here’s the NPR article on one that’s so advanced it can smile!”
He leaned forward eager to be vindicated.
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He jerked backward in revulsion and went quiet. A few minutes later he found some clunky humanoid bots and said, “Well these are for sale!”
I nodded silently. I can see he will die on the hill of his misinformation. He cannot concede without losing his sense of self. I will let him have the clunky toy robots.
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pinacoladamatata · 7 months ago
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target solas real btw
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rusty-courage · 1 year ago
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why
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dear-ao3 · 1 year ago
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look hot take but working retail is only terrible if you’re in a bad retail store
i’ve had my fair share of bad customers and horror stories but the store i’m in is entirely staffed by college kids with our store manager being the only real adult. manager fully expects and forces all of us to put our school and other jobs first, takes the time to know what we’re all studying and doing outside of working retail and usually asks us to tell her if we’re overwhelmed working the hours we do with all of our other stuff. no one hates eachother no one dreads coming to work and we all have a great time.
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chososcamgirl · 4 months ago
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mommy misses you all
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lazycranberrydoodles · 2 years ago
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modern AU where they meet again at the fast food place Xie Lian works at and Hua Cheng has to figure out how to romance a customer service employee
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alliebirb · 8 months ago
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THEY ARE ENDGAME TO MEEEE I DONT CAREEEE
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taldigi · 8 months ago
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Nyaruhana as a treat
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redteammmmm · 1 month ago
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Red vs Blue Retail AU where the Reds work at Target and the Blues work at Walmart
The Blues stole one of the decorative Target balls as a declaration of war and corporate was too cheap to replace it so they put Lopez's (still a robot) head in its place
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pinacoladamatata · 11 months ago
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one last quick Target Solas before bed ~retail rifts~ my beloved <3
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canon-gabriel-quotes · 7 months ago
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Posts will resume soon, but for the sake of time and my own sanity I won't be doing the effect anymore. I'll still try to remove as much background noise as possible though.
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dear-ao3 · 2 years ago
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as holiday season begins in the retail world here is your yearly reminder that if you order something with expedited or overnight shipping ESPECIALLY during black friday weekend 1. i personally hate you and you are making my life difficult and 2. there is a good chance you will not get it in time for the love of god just pick standard
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adamphoebe · 14 days ago
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ego wired in the crt
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