#Source: Hotel Transylvania

[gay-dorito-dust]

You: *points to Stan/Ford* that’s my boyfriend suckers!

Stan/ford: your husband y/n.

You: my husband?! Even better.

[a-little-ray-of-fantasy]

*a distant future after their kiss and their reunion*

Sir Pentious, to the other angels: Thisss is my arch nemesissss, Cherri Bomb.

Cherri Bomb, gently jabbing his arm: Your girlfriend, you dork.

Sir Pentious: My girlfriend! Even better... 🥹

[emmikay]

Menelaus: (pointing at Helen) That’s my girlfriend, suckers!

Helen: Your wife, Menelaus.

Menelaus: (gasps) Even better!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Kirby: Do any of your sons still respect you?

Splinter: Give me a minute.

Splinter: ...

Splinter: Oh, yeah. Leonardo! Front and center!

[throughout-heaven-and-earth]

Gojo: Megumi? Why are you still up?

Fushiguro: I couldn’t sleep. Do you know where Itadori went?

Gojo: I don’t know. He…*suspiciously* Why do you want to know?

Fushiguro: Oh! Uh…

Gojo: Do you like him?

Fushiguro: What? *scoffs* No. Come on, Gojo. He’s so weird and awkward. It’s like, are you an idiot or do you know you’re adorable?

[waterfire1848]

Past!Sokka: Do any of these kids still respect you?

Future!Katara: Give me a second. Oh, yeah. Lin! Tenzin! Front and center!

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Kiwame Daihannya: Hey look, I'm Matsui. *Makes vampire poses* Blah bluh blah!

Matsui: I do not say "Blah bluh blah!"

[nerdasaurus1200]

Edith: How did this even happen?!

Laura: Exactly, it’s not like we have a pair of mad scientists just living and working in the apartment building!

Laura: Oh. VICTOR! HENRY! What did you do?!

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Dick Grayson: That’s my girlfriend, suckers!

Barbara Gordon: Your wife, Nightwing.

Dick Grayson: MY WIFE! Even better!

[incorrect-agatha]

Agatha, very drunk and pointing to Rio: That’s my ex-girlfriend suckers!

Lilia: Actually she’s your ex-wife-

Agatha: My ex-WIFE! EVEN BETTER!

[the-most-powerful-ruler]

*Pitaya Dragon Cooke, Royal Margarine cookie, Tart Tatin Cookie, Wildberry Cookie, Hollyberry Cookie, and Snapdragon Cookie are on a big cliff.*

Wild Berry: "We shouldn't be up here, Pitaya."

Pitaya Dragon: "Who'sss ready to fly?"

Snapdragon: *Excited babbling*

Wild Berry: "Look, the thing is only like a week old. Maybe it's not supposed to fly."

Pitaya Dragon: "Quiet. This isss how they learn. You throw them and they figure it out. It's how I was taught."

Snapdragon: "I waba fla"

Pitaya Dragon: "Yeah you do."

Hollyberry: "I can't watch"

Royal Margarine: "Please don't!"

Pitaya Dragon: "Here we go!" *Throws Snapdragon*

Snapdragon: "Weeeeeeeee-"

Wild Berry: "They're still not flying."

Pitaya Dragon: "They will."

Tart Tatin: "Still not."

Pitaya Dragon: "It'll happen."

Wild Berry: "This is a tall cliff."

Pitaya Dragon: "That's why it'ssw good."

Royal Margarine: "You should get them."

Tart Tatin: "It's gonna fall to its death."

Pitaya Dragon: "They're taking their time."

Snapdragon: *starts screaming.*

Wild Berry: "Pitaya!"

Pitaya Dragon: "I did that my first time."

Royal Margarine: "They're getting too close to the ground!"

Pitaya Dragon: "...You know what they're not gonna fly." *Flys down after Snapdragon.*

[gravityglitch-blog]

(sees Uzi do something cool, then turns to anyone who will listen)

N: Whoa-ho, you feel me now? That's my girlfriend, suckers!

Uzi: Your wife, N.

N: My wife! Even better!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Tiger Claw: The Turtles has escaped.

Shredder: Are you kidding me?! What do I pay you for? Excuse me, Stockman, I have to go.

Shredder: *runs off*

Tiger Claw, to Baxter before following Shredder: He doesn't pay me.

[rosetyler42]

Here's a dumb joke that's been running (ha) around my head I finally sketched out while doing my treatment.

Ericka + McGucket reminds me of Marco or Star trying to corral mindbroken!Glossaryk and since then I couldn't get this silly image out of my head. XD

@lovelylivelyv @deathfangirl9 @heartsong1994 @hotelt-resurrection @howling-nightmare @nerdalmighty @tazmiilly @gin-juice-tonic @starfruit-sardonyx

[waterfire1848]

Suyin: Do any of your kids still respect you?

Lin: Hmm. Give me a second. Oh, ya. Mako! Front and center!

[lilythelitten]

Irratino, drunk: *points to Logico* That’s my boyfriend, suckers!

Logico: Your husband, Tino.

Irratino: My husband! Even better!