#Source: Scrubs

[sailforvalinor]

Bucky: “Look, John, you’re obviously upset about your wife leaving.”

Walker: “I’m not upset.”

Ava: “We just found you in disguise throwing rocks at Bob and Yelena on their date.”

Walker: “WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY”

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: Bob, could I ask you a question?

Bob: Yeah.

Yelena: Why are we lying on the ground?

Bob: You got knocked unconscious in that last fight, so I laid down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin'.

[vivienaaren]

James: I’m the smartest, wisest, most handsome hogwarts student

Regulus: Your hand is stuck in the vending machine

James: I paid for my mars bar. I’m getting my mars bar

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: You know what I wanna do to you tonight?

Wanda: What?

Y/N: [leans in to whisper]

Y/N: ...

Wanda: You didn't say anything.

Y/N: I know, I was going to say something really kinky but then I got embarrassed.

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Rook: Okay, we have to find a way out of here. Spite: Burn down. The building. Lucanis: I have an idea, but we're going to need a wyvern. Rook: Wyverns and arson, that's all I ever get from you two.

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [266/?]

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Glinda: I think I need to be alone right now. Glinda, turns to Elphaba: Thanks for being alone with me, Elphie.

[kermit-the-hag]

Steve: Why are we lying on the ground?

Dustin: You got knocked unconscious so I lay down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin’.

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

Wei Wuxian, mentally: Wait, is he into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if he laughs. Wei Wuxian, aloud: Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn’t go to the party? He had no-body to go with! Lan Wangji: *slightly smiles* That’s really funny. Wei Wuxian: Wei Wuxian, mentally: Well, that’s not a fair test. That joke’s hilarious.

[incorrectdragonage]

Meredith: Champion, do you think I got to be the Knight-Commander of Kirkwall by being late? Hawke: No, you got there by back-stabbing and ass-kissing. Meredith: Maybe so, but I started those things promptly at 8. Hawke:

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bucky: The simple fact that you actually seem to give a crap is the reason I took an interest in you to begin with. It's why I trust you as a teammate. Hell, it's... it's why I trust you as a person.

Walker: Are you dying?

Bucky: I've got a new shrink.

[incorrect-wolf-pack]

Embry: Uh, Quil, can I ask you a question?

Quil: Yeah.

Embry: Why are we laying on the ground?

Quil: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would just think we were chilling.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Why are we lying down in the parking lot?

Rio: Your hook shot knocked you unconscious.

Rio: So I laid down next to you so everyone would think we’re chilling.

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Rook: You think I enjoy being mother hen to you all?! Davrin: Bellara: Emmrich: Neve: Lucanis: Harding: Taash: Rook: Okay, fine, it's like crack to me.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Gale: Uh, Karlach, can I ask you a question?

Karlach: Yeah.

Gale: Why are we laying on the ground?

Karlach: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would just think we were chilling.

[curtis-brothers-hug]

Dally: “sorry bout your boyfriend.”

Cherry: “oh please, I bet you don’t even remember his name.”

Dally: “psh, sure I do. It was……….”

::from behind Cherry, Two-Bit starts bobbing his head up and down::

Dally: “……….chicken neck?”

Two-Bit: “BOB! How did you not get ‘Bob?!’”