#Source: The Lorax

[story-blossom]

Sleeping is the body's way of telling other people to go away.

Louie Duck

[whaleiumsharkspeare]

*Willy talking about his plans to sneak out of the wash house to sell chocolate so he can start his own shop*

Noodle: Aw. How nice to see someone so undeterred by things like reality

Willy: Thank you.

[barclaysangel]

When Andy and Rachel are fighting @nicascurls @fairchilds-glasses

Andy: *cracking his fists and about to go up to Rachel*

Kyle: Woah woah woah! You wouldn’t hit a woman!

Andy: *immediately stops and looks at Kyle in complete shock* That’s a woman—?!

[incorrect-multiverse]

*At some point mid season 6, probably*

Lisbon *to Jane*: I could just kiss you right now!

Cho: We have no time for that!

Jane: I don’t know, we’ve got a little time.

[waterfire1848]

[ Charlie and Susan get in a fight. ] Alastor to Charlie: Woah, woah, woah. You wouldn't hit a woman. Charlie, in pure shock: Oh! That's a woman?

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Godzilla, pointing at Shimo: I'll go right up your nose!

Shimo: *evil chuckles*

Kong, stops Godzilla: Woah woah woah! You wouldn't hit a woman!

Godzilla, shocked: "...That's a WOMAN?!"

[Source: The Lorax]

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

Brought to you by my brother's suggestion that Peppino should be voiced by Danny DeVito

Bonnie: So, who's this big hairy peanut over here? Peppino: You callin' ME a peanut, huh?! I'll go right up your nose! (rolls up sleeve as he approaches her) Bonnie: Hah! (begins to walk towards him as well) Gustavo: (grabs Peppino's shoulder) Woah, woah, woah! You wouldn't hit a woman! Peppino: (caught off-guard) ...That's a WOMAN???

[inprogress-predicament]

Incorrect BatFam Quotes: Damian Learns To Have A Family Part 4

Damian: little did he know, by taking off that hub cap young Jason Todd had summoned the legendary, very annoying, Guardian Of Gotham. Batman.

Duke, looking up from his interview notes: I'm just trying to catch up on the family lore. Please, bullet points.

Damian: Do you want the story or not?

Duke: Yes, I want it.

Damian: ok, so it all started a long, long, LONG time ago.

Duke: Wait, how long? How old were you? How old was Bruce? Or Jason? And by the way, do we count his years while dead towards his age?

Damian:...

Duke: well?

Damian: so a long time ago-

[smh0217]

RWBY Vol. 5

Ruby: Cinder will be captured and brought to justice.

Jaune: Nah, I say we let her die!

Jaune, singing cheerfully: Let her die, let her die, let her shrivel up and... come on, who's with me, huh?

[funtimespringscare101]

@chaosverse-mainblog @misterah13 Tantei’s interactions with the Sun be like:

Tantei upon arrival gets so tired of the Sun’s shit… but then Sun threatened to kill him in such a way that he’s now terrified of being in their presence.

[thunder-jolt]

Just an Incorrect Quote for my KFP OCs

Hun-ho: No, no, time out, back up, stop, don't move an inch, nobody's moving in here, you gotta go, goodbye. Wu Yingyi: SO, who invited the giant furry peanut? Hun-ho: You calling me a peanut, huh? I'LL GO RIGHT UP YOUR NOSE! Wu Yingyi: Ha! Poise: Woah, woah, you wouldn't hit a woman? Hun-ho: Hup! That's a woman?

(Not accurate to their actual lore, like Hun-ho's nicer, Poise would definitely let someone hit Yingyi considering what Yingyi did to Chameleon, but Yingyi would say that, just not to a child, like Hun-ho, for example)

[nerdasaurus1200]

Hazel: Oh, is this who you’re always talking about?!

Cassandra: Teti, stop making things up!

Primrose: They’re even prettier than-

Cassandra: Okay gotta run, bye!

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Trey Hugger: So, anyway, let's just say, I need a tree. Where would I go? What do I do bro?

Granny: Oh, then you know what? You'd need to find the Bugs-ler.

Trey: Th-th-the what?

Horace: Granny, it's not really the time for one of your, you know, magical fables, okay?

Granny: [laughs] That's right, I forgot. I'm old, and can't even remember to put my teeth in!

Horace: Stand down okay? That's not what I meant.

Granny: No, really, I forgot my teeth. Would you be a dear and go get them for me?

Horace: [sighs] Sure, Granny.

[fooligandan]

like its not that "How Bad Me Be?" is like *that* bad - even tho i do think it is kind of. weak? i guess? - but god. man. the lorax couldve been so good but they corporate'd all over it....fuuuuccckkkk

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@azure-aeon-dragonica

Maulbuster: So, who invited the giant hairy cherry? Anton: You callin' ME a cherry, huh?! I'LL GO RIGHT UP YER NOSE! (the two prepare to fight, before Link steps between them) Link: Woah, woah, woah! You wouldn't hit a woman! Anton: (pauses, shocked) ...That's a woman?!

[suppermariobroth]

Concept art of Toad designs based on other Illumination movies (Despicable Me and The Lorax), for the 2023 Super Mario Bros. movie.

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