#TIRED EXHAUSTED MEN

[daisynik7]

okay but what about a threesome with these two? with them looking exactly like this? let's say we get a little crazy 🤪🤪

[laswells-ashtray]

One more than one occasion, John and Nikolai have went to bed and been under the assumption that the other wants sex and they're totally on board but eventually it just becomes

"Do you want to do this?"

"I'm knackered if I'm honest, but I can-"

"Captain, let's sleep."

Yes, they could have sex and both of them would enjoy it, but becoming a tangle of limbs that snores just seems like the preferable option in the long run.

[eepyava]

[onlyzizi]

i really don’t give a fuck if men on twitter are uncomfortable that jjk is “basically women fan service” because at the very least those characters are adults.

[skeletalemon]

POV: Verandis waits patiently for you to drink the dreamwalk potion

Image with glow effects under the cut

[reallygoodguacamole]

hey. don't feel bad about writing submas angst. gamefreak did that to them. exploring that space and playing in it is entirely reasonable. it makes sense to want to look at the twins' separation, and the different ways things could go after PLA/what happened to separate the two of them. just tag it, like you would anything else, and move on your happy way.

it does not make you ableist to explore canon. and hey, as an autistic adult? ive written a power fantasy where emmet gets to be unhinged with an axe! i have 5k of nonhuman ingo human emmet written up and not posted because when i was a kid i always hoped i was some fae thing and not human! my power fantasies encompass those things and so much more.

none of this is inherently ableist. emmet did not go apeshit because he is autistic- he went apeshit because the world stole the most important person out of his life and he would not let that stand. in any of the many aus i have where one twin or the other is nonhuman, it's not because they're autistic, it's because they're copying the other twin, and there's other people in the world that are also like that! it's my personal power fantasy, and I'm going to write it! it's not inherently ableist!

finally, certainly none of this is comparable to an extended hate campaign intended to wipe autistic people out of existence. don't feel bad about writing these things. tag them, make sure you're not doing it Because they're autistic. and then don't espouse any autism $peaks bullshit and you will be fine.

if you try to argue that your experience is more authentic/important than mine i will block you. please learn about competing access needs, and move on

[anonymocha]

finally coming out as a dyke in 2023 is realizing i dont need to pretend to simp that Guy just because everyone else in my friend group does

[captainjonnitkessler]

Coworker today started talking about how he thinks he'll vote for Trump because he's promising to eliminate taxes on overtime, and republican plans to eliminate overtime entirely aren't real because don't I know that Trump isn't even involved with project 2025? But he is hesitant on the abortion issue because he thinks rape victims should be able to get them. Not sluts who just had irresponsible sex though, they knew what they were getting into.

Look. Maybe I've been too harsh on the idea that we should just kill everyone who disagrees with us politically

[eepyava]

[danhowellz]

something about dan picking neil after we find out more about him (cough phil lester coded cough cough)

and then something about phil picking andy after we find out he was to write romance novels and is a class clown (cough dan howell cough)

[authenticcadence18]

Travis Kelcie saying having the president at the Super Bowl is an honor regardless of who it is and that he’s excited and America is the greatest country in the world is just. why am I even surprised this is just how many of the straight white men I’ve encountered are.

sir the president, in addition to all the truly abhorrent things he’s doing to both America and the world, loudly proclaimed he hates your girlfriend. it’s a matter of world security as well as a personal matter. so what the hell.

and the president doesn’t give a shit about PR so why should a football player???? that is no excuse!!!!!!!!!!!

[kayenti-vn]

Idk? Even with the 'awkward' head angles (esp at 2nd and 4th one), Caleb's face looks really good to me??

[su1c1d3wh0r3z]

[nullians]

[eepyava]

[butterflyangel2002]

I will no longer fall for men who only care about anime, gaming, and sex and not a genuine relationship.