#Yall are freaks/pos

[uhmgrrrreblogingiluvdoingthat]

Robot anatomy🤑

TAKE AWAY MY DRAWING PRIVILEGES,,,,,

Robot muscular structure,,,,👅👅,,,

I got a little carried away with what ciqu's endoskeleton would look like,,,

Oc Cred: @sprunkimortality

Good thing I didn't post the first one

[todayisyourturntolose]

would i be banished to the shadow realm if i said harlan ellison was kinda hot

[ricihh]

EVERYTHING FOR MY HUSBAND!!!! I LOVE HIM SOOOOO MUCH 💖💖💖💖💖

[tyangdoll]

some of these asks are so good it’s almost like you guys are flirting with me /lh /j

[dudebro-doodlez]

WAIT PUPPETKIRBEE FOLLOWS ME WHAT

KIRBEE IS LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITE DSAF ARTISTS WHATTTTT

i feel like that one post thats like. "cool artist. wow they're so cool. FOLLOWS YOU. 'oh hey its you'."

[ad-al-ai]

Fuck it I will elaborate:

Normal: I'm not that smart (obvs)

Link: Magic foot (cause soccer; Hermie is Barfee coded)

Taylor: My Unfortunate Erection (Feat. Hero as Marigold Coneybear)

Scary/Stampler family in general: The I Love You Song

Hero: I Speak 6 Languages and Woe is Me (Henry also fits Woe is me, especially because of Hippie/yoga dad)

Glen is the Comfort Counselor

Dungeons and daddies has the same energy as The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling bee

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[vamptarotscam]

Another person came forward with terrible screenshots. AND SO HAVE OTHER PEOPLE. MORE EVIDENCE OF THE POS THAT @vamptarot IS.

@vamptarot is back at it again. I decided to share this story because it is truly disgusting. Same pattern, new lies.

In the screenshots I will provide in a minute, she also admits to posting PACs only for money.

(Yall are a bunch of fools for defending her in the first place but now you will finally see how dumb you were from the beginning).

@vamptarot is a fucking bully, a liar and a scammer all at the same time. I am done with her ass.

This time she scammed a client who ordered and paid for a reading back in February (12th of February). The client was led on, gaslighted and lied to consistently since that date. STILL NO DELIVERY.

KEEP READING. SCREENSHOTS PROVIDED AFTER A SHORT INTRODUCTION.

The client ordered and paid for a reading on the 12th of February 2025. @vamptarot is still yet to DELIVER IT. IT'S LATE APRIL. It's also funny how the scammer claimed that she only had a "few" recently bought readings to deliver. Yet another lie.

This person got scammed for another 70 pounds, fyi.

This is emotional abuse. This is financial abuse. This is a scam.

She is STILL out here saying she’s only late on a few “recent” readings. That is a lie. This reading was ordered on February 12th. It has been over two months.

The client? Stayed polite, kind, even apologetic. And was met with bullying, lies, guilt trips, fake tragedies and radio silence.

Also, a new lie has dropped about a "freak" on the bus that stabbed her. It's giving:

Now, onto the receipts.

CLIENT ORDERS THE READING ON THE 12TH OF FEBRUARY. GETS PROMISED A 4-6 DAYS DELIVERY. @vamptarot also tried another scam tactic: an additional charge for a quicker delivery (that never would have happened anyway).

2. FEBRUARY 19TH. NEW LIE UPDATE: FREAK ON THE BUS WHO COINCIDENTALLY STABS HER.

The reading should have been already delivered. No update, client politely checks in and gets the "unforeseen circumstances" card. Another lie about being the reading getting done "tomorrow or the day after". Then suddenly @vamptarot mentions a story about a man on the bus with a knife that apparently injured her. IJBOL.

More radio silence.

Yall. It is ridiculous enough as it is. Let's move over to February 22.

3. FEBRUARY 22: BREADCRUMBS AND LIES. THE CLIENT GETS BULLIED BY THE TWAT. Still no reading. @vamptarot vaguely says the future spouse's energy is "cooperative" which feels like a fake breadcrumb to keep the client quiet. No fecking shame at all. Client gets ghosted again and then cussed out. Usual "no electricity" excuse. Promises to deliver the reading in 2-3 hours. No reading.

Client is an angel. I would have already squared up with her after this.

Reminder: Her own rules state the reading would be delivered in 4–6 days. It’s been 16. She BULLIES this client into silence. Says: “We’ll both be over this soon.” They STILL don’t have their reading. Client basically gives up after being harassed by this vile creature.

4. March 5th. @vamptarot is yet to deliver. NOW there's a car accident and a hospital visit. How convenient. It's funny how it's always a car accident, an injury or electricity issues. IJBOL.

No comment.

5. Client gets ghosted again until the 22nd of March where the twat blames her doctor for "not letting her work". Yall. 😐😐😐😐

6. Guilt trips the client, promising to deliver yet again. NO DELIVERY ONCE AGAIN.

Says she's not a scammer yet refuses to offer a refund OR DELIVER THE READING THAT THE CLIENT PAID 70!!! POUNDS!!! FOR!!!!

FUCKING EGREGIOUS.

@vamptarot You better be working on that reading. And you better deliver it. I am serious.

If her dogs still want to defend their queen for her scraps, they're welcome to fuck off. There are no excuses for this behaviour. Taking advantage of a client and bullying them too? Nasty work.

Once again, shame on you @vamptarot. Hope you packed light, hell doesn't allow carry ons. Enjoy the heat.

Oh yeah, here is where she admits to posting PACs for money:

[tigers1o1]

Yall really liked part one

PART TWO OF WHAT YOUR FAVORITE JRWI RIPTIDE SHIP SAYS ABOUT YOUUUU

(except this time I’m not putting pictures so i can do a longer post)

PC/NPC

Pistolwhip (jay/lizzie) - if you’re all the way caught up, you are HERE for the angst. That toxic, fucked up yuri. If you havent watched 101 yet, you think they girlboss. And honestly, you girlboss too.

Sharpshooter (jay/kira) - childhood friends to lovers FUCKS you up. You probably didnt have many close connections as a kid and yearn for the kind of love that can only come from knowing someone for years. You also really like the “lovers on opposite” sides trope, but maybe not quite to the “hero/villain” trope or enemies to lovers. Just tragic romeo and juliet types.

Clockwork rivals/ women in STEM (jay/ensa) - you’re probably a STEM major too to be honest. You’re hella chill, and i know that for a fact. You are also in love with ensa. You’re also probably a cat person.

Jay’s Harem - Jay is your favorite, you’re pissed that so many people over look her and you hate your dad. You’re probably a lesbian/sapphic. You think she deserves everything. You’re probably in either a very stable relationship, or chronically alone.

Swordfish (gillion/caspain) - i feel like you’re probably a fairly lonely person who seeks comfort in those with similar backgrounds/identities to yours. You just think theyre neat :3

Scarlet Captains (chip/jasmine drake) - BOY KISSER 🫵. No but in all seriousness you LOVE the flirting, the tension. You’d probably turn into a blubbering mess if someone flirted with you the was Jazz flirts with Chip. You’re down bad for Jazz, dont lie.

Chiptune (chip/queen) - queen is your favorite character, and you’re just a littol guy. You want to be wrapped in a fuzzy blanket always and have a sweet tooth like none other. You love fluff, and are probably obsessed with the character cinnamoroll

Fnfnc (gillion/caspian/chip) - you’ve been here for a while, havent you? I feel like this one was more popular in the earlierish days, so if this is still your favorite you’ve got some DEDICATION. You are loyal to a fault and you are not afraid to fight someone if they hurt one of your besties.

Sea sharp (gill/chip/queen) - you just like them being silly together :> you also probably want to be at the middle of a cuddle pile. You think highly of your friends and you’re probably on the quieter side.

Greater mana polycule (whatever that means to you is correct) - you’re autistic and when you were a kid, you had more stuffed animals than room on your bed because you felt bad leaving anyone out

NPC/NPC

Waning crescent/ frigatebird (lizzie/ ava) - oh so you like to cry. You like tragic yuri. You liked doomed timelines. You like MCD, you freak /pos. You fuck heavily with the “hero/villain” trope but ONLY when its messy and complicated and there are no heroes and villains and they love each other but they can never have each other and- yeah thats all i need to say. You know who you are. Also props to you is you shipped it before 101. There were like 4 of us, i fear

Rosewater (lizzie/caspian) - you are LOYAL. You know who your friends are and you will defend them until you DIE. Youre also a CHRONIC overthinker. You’re probably in a strange found family relationship with most of your friends and I’m willing to bet you’re ace. You love undying loyalty in relationships, and unconditional love through extremely tough times. You probably elect to ignore the “Caspian is a traitor theory”, and if you dont, you love it for the fucked up angst potential.

Cattlepunk (drey/ ichabod) - you are ride or fucking die for this ship. You scrounch up anything there is for this ship and if you’ve consumed it all, you make it yourself. You have a thing for cowboys and pray to grizzly every day that he beings jonah scott back.

Drearl (drey/earl) - oh you’re fucking OOOOLD. You’ve been in those fandoms since the days before they deleted fated. Also. If THIS is your favorite ship? What the fuck. But its almost definitely ironic, and for that? You are iconic.

Star crossed survivors (star/ zamia) - you’re adorable, probably a lesbian, and really like happy endings despite tragedy. You want to live in the woods with 4 cats, 2 horses and your soulmate. Your favorite barbie movie is/was Barbie and the Diamond Castle

Let me know if I missed yours!!

[that-purple-creature]

this post is ONE MINUTE OLD

i know that dp3 came out MONTHS ago so why is it only now my brain has decided to fucking barnacle onto poolverine. especially despite being a spideypool shipper for like two years what the heck

[anonymouscheeses]

more obvious shit I wanted to point out but it's more than last time uhhh pt.2 (spoilers for dad beat dad and maybe welcome to heaven. Maybe?)

I love that Charlie just randomly goes into demon form sometimes like here ehhehehe. Also can I just say I love Charlie so much?? She is my favorite and I love her especially in this episode because it feels like the same optimistic Charlie but she was just put in a bad situation. I relate to her a bit TOO much, almost down to every detail like wow. You'll understand later once I get there. But just wow...

LOOK AT THIS FUNNY LITTLE MAN. SPOODER DUST <3 also. Live [image] reaction. Someone make that into a reaction image 🙏🙏

HONEY!!! NEW MEME TEMPLATE JUST DROPPED. (Aka the one guy going crazy trying to explain the stuff on the board iykyk)

OMG... THAT CANT BE CHARLIE... NOT CHARLIE'S EMO PHASE PLEASE BAHAHAHHAHAHA (also love that Lucifer has kept it all these years, if Charlie knew I think she'd be extremely embarrassed. Vaggie would love it probably xd)

HE IS SO GOOFY I CANT- I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ALREADY!!! NEED.

Broskie got character development and is NICE?!? I LOVE THAT SMMM YALL.... LOOK AT HIM!! I am very delusional yes, but I will take this over ass development(cough. Vaggie's "story" in ep 3. Cough).

Imagine this. *holds your hand carefully to help you calm down while talking to your father you haven't really wanted to talk to.* lesbian type stuff ngl 🤯 (relatable)

Angel looking at the gays while being a gay too. HE'S BEING SO KIND TO CHARLIE UGGHH I CANTTT!!(POS) NODDING HIS HEAD, SMILING TO HER, ALSO TRYING TO HELP CALM HER DOWN. I MAY BE ASS AT SOCIAL CUES BUT I NOTICED THIS ONE!! YAA

*SHE IS STILL HOLDING HER HAND. CHARLIE'S ALSO SWINGING IT AROUND NERVOUSLY. I can never get tired of them and will make art soon just you wait.*

COMMANDER VAGGIE! I love that she acts like this is a camp full of tiny kids and honestly? That's not too far off. Sir pentious is at the ready! (glad he's here more often in the episode, thought he would just get sidelined after his first episode but gladly no!) Angel is just surprised. Husk spilled his drink, ON WHITE FUR NO LESS! Niffty of course is on the floor face first. Charlie is just happy to be there yippee!

What is this?? I have no idea what the hell it is at all. Bro is just peepin- it doesn't look like Alastor, even in demon form. And... I can't think of anyone else who could be this. Anyone have ideas or maybe it's foreshadowing? Maybe it was revealed in the 6th episode I don't know I haven't watched it yet. (I am a freak. I don't binge I give myself a day to watch a single episode. Most of the time uhhh.)

WE LOVE A SHORT KING. I LOVE THAT. I LOVE HIM. THE EVERYTHING. HE IS EVERYTHING. LET ME STRANGLE HIM PLEASE. (Lillith and Lucifer's dynamic is 100% Gomez and Morticia but a little more silly short man)

"OH WOW! AN OLDER MAN WHO GIVES ME FATHERLY CARE!" *STARTS TO FUCKING CRY*

I FEEL YOU CHARLIE WAAAGHHH

Oh and there goes the silly guy again! Atp I'm thinking it may be the gal some people been talking about that they've been hinting since the pilot. I forgot her name but she's said to be the big bad of season 1 or probably 2. Not sure if that's what it's trying to imply but here's my little no-thought idea

Lucifer, no...

LUCIFER NO!! THIS IS SUCH AN ADORABLE RESPONSE TO CHARLIE DATING A WOMAN. (ADOPT ME)

AND THEN THE HUG! I GET IM LOOKING TOO MUCH INTO THIS ONE SILLY SCENE BUT I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH AND WANT THIS SO BAD IN MY LIFE.

Niffty really said, "Yes, I do the cleaning."

Get yourself a taller king who is a short king but compared to you is a tall king

Say what you will, but I genuinely want more dad Alastor, someone make an au before I do plsss and @ me 🙏🙏

alright.. now this is where it starts to be relatable and hurt my heart... yayy.... needing any sort of parent figure that actually cares about you than the actual parent who is rarely there? WOWZA! SAME CHARLIE <3 <3 (SO FAR VERY ACCURATE FROM SOMEONE THAT IS IN THE SAME SITUATION)

Alastor is letting her off kindly, atleast in his way. He may be pissed off she brought a shark gang to the hotel and put it on fire, but they were still close friends. With anyone else he would absolutely either murder them or have severely traumatized the person. She's the exception, although I don't think he'd let it off the hook so easily if there were a next time.

A father-daughter embrace! :,)

(This is gonna be messy asf) He wants to know who she is as a person. He always has, and that's definitely obvious, but from a person inside this, they may not know themselves what the other is thinking. To Charlie it was like he never cared and just wanted an excuse to not see her again, acting like he was truly busy as in the start where he made the rubber duck that breathed fire. Sure. But Charlie saw it as him finding ways to not interact with her again. The only times they talk was when it was related to business stuff or other things of the sort. Let me just say this song... is by far my favorite, including the episode. Sure, it's got problems it's own, but this extremely accurate portrayal of what my own situation with one of my parents just stole my entire soul. Yeah I got a bit of tears about to come out, BUT NOPE! NOT TODAY! I don't ever cry during shows or movies so if I ever get teary-eyed, YOU DID SOMETHING. THAT SOMETHING BEING GOOD. This episode was emotional and connected with me on a deep level that I dont think any film has ever done to me, which is weird because I've been actively trying to find one, any one that does. Then to find it in an indie company from a creator who has achieved the dreams that I myself want to one day? That's fucking amazing.

FORESHADOWING! FROESHADOWING! FORESHADOWING! VAGGIE EX-ANGEL THEORY MUST BE CANON AND IF ITS NOT I WILL TEAR MYSELF LIMB FROM LIMB WITH A CROWBAR. LETS GO TO HEAVENNN!!! TOMORROW! BECAUSE THE DAY I PUBLISH THIS WILL BE TOMORROW(FOR YOU TODAY) BUT TOMORROW FOR YOU ILL POST THE NEXT WHAT I CAUGHT SHENANIGANS AGAIN! SEE YA!

[sillydummydum]

Hello Everybody!!!

My name's Luna, I'm an autistic 16y old demiaroace bissexual girl who really enjoys playing games, drawing and self shipping!! I've been doing it without knowing since I was like 8 so yeah -v-" I'm a little bit shy and definitely don't know how to make pretty aah tumblr posts but I try to have fun! Never interacted with much people from the self shipping community due to shyness-- but I'm happy to make new self shipper friends!! I tend to talk allot so sorry if I yap! I got the silly--

☆ She/her ☆

I really like:

- Persona (main special interest)

- Pokemon (very strong special interest!!)

- Sonic

- Undertale

- Touhou

- Rpg

- Honestly videogame and uh-- hell! even anime in general!! sign me in! I really like to learn abt other people's passions so plz show me lots of cool media!! I'll love it!

- Does my boyfriend counts?... cuz I do like him allot

- Making friends!!

I don't really enjoy:

- fighting on the Internet (I swear don't fight me I'll cry) /j

- Basic dni stuff yk just bad people in general

- Anti self shippers duhh

- People who don't like my boyfriend

- People who DO like my boyfriend/j

Romantic F/O's:

- Goro Akechi ♡ (my main f/o!! My boyfriend! My silly!~ Will mostly if not a 100% of the time talk about him!! And I'm usually mocking him lol he's stupid, miserable and fun to laugh at/pos Not really comfy with sharing! Aaah sorry i mean i don't mind if you interact but you knoooow... ><")

- Naoto Shirogane (kinda jealous so nu-uh)

- X!tale Chara (don't mind!)

- Satori Komeiji (don't mind~)

Short list lol the only ones I am very invested in are Goro and Naoto, i'm a detective kisser ig 😭

- Shuichi Saihara (don't mind!!)

- Shadow the hedgehog (It's a little funny to think abt that one I mean I freaking love yall Shadow selfshippers plz do interact)

Platonic F/O's:

- Honestly all the persona 3/4/5 main cast are my best friends in my respective persona alternate universes, change my mind. BESTIES BESTIES BESTIES!!! I LOVE MAKING FRIENDS AND BEING SILLY WITH THEM!!!

- Akiren and Futaba specially tho, Leblanc familly makes me happy happy happy hi Sojiro plz adopt me :3

- Sumire too, THAT'S MY BESTIE RIGHT HERE EVERYONE!!!! (Can my royal trio favoritism be noticed throughout this post? Impossible challenge.)

- Nanako as well!~ my cute little consideration sis <3

- Sumireko is my absolute Touhou bestie!!!

- Flandres is my sis <3 (Remi too naturally cof cof)

- Cream the rabbit as my little sister? HELL YEAH, CLAIMED!! (I really enjoy having siblings leave me alone 😭)

- If a character exists in a media I self insert into, i'll probably be their friend or steal their blood/hj

Okay let me stop myself before i start becoming a friends/sister with the whole fictional universe...

So that's it! I'm not really good at using tumblr or... talking to people-- so yeah lol sorry!! I just really really like my boyfriend and wanted to share that! he makes me happy and joyful and makes me forget about my problems to worry about his ♡ And i wish that everyone could be able to experience that hapinnes without judgements! happy self shipping for everyone!!! And remember...

Your F/O loves you ♡

|....☆.....☆......☆......☆.....☆.....☆......☆......☆.....☆....|

[woahtriangle]

AIGHT WINNERS!!

If yall didn’t know, I had a DTIYS and I only got 3 submissions so yippee

1st [@acn97414]

I genuinely freaked out when I saw this submission because you ANIMATED IT BRO LIKE THE FUCK???/POS

I love the amount of detail and the movement in this, you captured their personalities perfectly, I even love the extra detail in the yin-yang symbol rotating!!

2nd [@crazlemons]

This is so cool dude!! The extra detail in the background just made everything pop out more and you captured Parasite’s chaotic face!! The little vines in the yin-yang, the flowers in the background in Mazoku, and the streaks in both backgrounds are genuinely so cool dude!!

3rd [@jsabaddict]

I absolutely LOVE the lighting and how they’re just standing right infront of each other!! They look like they’re actually gonna fight which to me is so accurate about them!! I love how the yin-yang is used as a sort of light source, almost as if they were up on stage about to brawl,,

Thanks for participating yall!! Dm me the chars you want me to draw on either discord or here on tumblr!! (Yall three already know my discord so HENCNCMD)

[faithtrustnsball]

OMG OMG OMG.

i’mm freakin out,! u remb ember th pos ti. Ade about not rlly liking yuwne?? I STIKK DINT EANNT TO SEE JIM AT MY MMZ DAURy QUEEN!! N AS DATE((?

unndr th conter niw no one tak ti mee

//translation: “I’m freaking out! You remember the post I made about not really liking Yuwen? I STILL DONT WANNA SEE HIM AT MY MOMS DAIRY QUEEN!! ON A DATE(?) Under the counter now, no one talk to me.”

//also this is abt @heart-of-cardboard & @taylor-luv’s thing yall r great

[sir-illmatic]

To my Nieces & Nephews:

Cheating is a choice. You don't just fall on it or in it.

The action is tremendously disrespectful and you are sending a clear message to your person that you don't value them (despite what comes out of your mouth). This is in regards to intentional romantic relationships, not arrangements.

No. shit doesn't "just happen"...it's a sequence of disrespectful events that leads to the climax.

Let's paint:

•They notice someone they're physically attracted to and approach

•They decide to converse and eventually flirt

•They test to find a mutual attraction

•They begin to cop cheap feels

• They may or may not disclose whether they're in a relationship

• They decide where to be intimate

• kissing, touching, snatching clothes, talking shit etc.

• switching positions all the way to CLIMAX

At any point they could've stopped to remind themselves , they have someone they claim to care about who would be devastated by this. Mind you, they may go back for 2nd & 3rds! When people claim "it just happened", it is an insult to injury and gaslighting! It was a decision and your feelings and value weren't worth a Nut! Think about that.

They lack loyalty, respect, discipline, and self control.

It's all Gods protection, leave them alone. Nobody can be stolen. They were a willing participant. Let the next POS deal with them, you have standards. Hopefully you realize you two aren't compatible and move on.

Why give 2nd and 3rd chances when someone more compatible is waiting for there first?! Don't help normalize toxicity and then whine when it spins the block!

For my folks who like to cheat...don't force yourself to be in a monogamous relationship because that's what's expected from society. Find your fellow freaks, it's less stressful. You're peeing in the dating pool and karma will send you an Invoice.

Stay blessed yall.

[mirhashi]

I admit, I do like soft Odysseidon most days

But Odysseus in Pos' mouth... Pos' teasing him out of boredom... it lives rant free in my freaky mind

Wow yall little freaks! In all fairness Poseidon is the type of guy that gets all flustered when it comes to that so he never really does any freaky things to Ody or atleast not yet. Ody is the one who has to start it

[midnight1nk]

*SHAKES YOU* INK INK INK INK

DID YOU SEE THE NEW EPISODE?! DID YOU SEE THE SCENE

BECAUSE WHEN I SAW IT AND I THINK IN YOUUUUUU, AND HOW YOURE GOING TO GO CRAZYYYYY

OH BOY, DID I FREAK OUT WHEN I SAW IT (my reaction ↓)

I genuinely had to pause the video and walk out of my room because of how crazy it was. Also, love how when scenes like this happen, yall come to my askbox to shake me like "INK, DID YOU SEE IT" It's so funny to me fr /lh /very pos

What can I say? I earned the Co-CEO title, didn't I? It's only fair that I would jumpscare yall with my presence in your mind, knowing I WILL talk about those scenes soon enough haha

thanks for the ask!