#aaaaand post

[whateveriwant]

Good evening, I can't stop thinking about Simon going brain dead as he fucks you :)

Like, just imagine. You're on your elbows and knees as Simon's hitting it from behind, when suddenly you feel something wet land on your back. You know it's not him finishing given the fact that he's still buried deep inside you, so you look back over your shoulder to see what the hell that was you just felt.

And when you turn around, the sight that greets you is one for the ages. There's Simon, eyes unfocused and glazed over, mouth hanging wide open in the most fucked-out expression you've ever witnessed. He looks like he's never had an intelligent thought in his life; like he's been reverted back to a primitive brain, whose only drives are to eat, breathe, and fuck.

As you watch him rut into you like a sex-crazed animal, it's then you spy the source of the mystery liquid dripping onto your back. There, dribbling steadily from Simon's ajar mouth, flows a thick stream of drool. It leads down from his bottom lip in long, viscous ribbons, landing and settling itself along the curve of your spine. If he even notices (which, by the look on his face, he's too far gone for such higher-order thinking processes) then he doesn't care. He just lets his spit pour freely from his open mouth, like some kind of wild beast that's got its eyes locked onto its next meal.

Simon is so mentally checked out that he can't even hear you as you gently say his name. No, all he can think about – all his shriveled little monkey brain can focus on at this moment – is how fucking good you feel around him and how fucking badly he needs to fill you up.

When Simon does finally cum, he can only manage a garbled string of grunts and groans that doesn't even come close to resembling human speech. After three, four, five thrusts as deep into you as possible, his whole body is shaking, and his trembling limbs give out.

He collapses on top of you without a second's consideration of his size, pinning you to the mattress beneath his warm, heavy frame. You can still feel him drooling a little as his face comes to rest in the crook of your neck, the mess on your lower back getting smeared between your bodies.

It's hard for you to breathe being trapped under Simon's weight like that, so you try lightly tapping him on the head to ask him to roll off you. Unfortunately, I'm afraid it's no use trying to gain his attention right now. You're going to have to give him a few minutes to collect himself, love.

The poor guy just fucked himself stupid, after all.

[scottdixon]

don't be sad ok? jenson in a black turtleneck ok?

[jupitertherevolution]

my masterpiece, ft. @deoxysacid ‘s akira

[faifenaco]

Wilson taking House to his dad’s funeral but instead of getting so frustrated that he chucks that bottle through the stained glass they just have freaky gay sex in the back of that funeral home end post

[15-lizards]

My hot take is that the Tullys have a hereditary Crazy Gene it’s not just Lysa who has it all of these bitches are a little bit ill. Edmure in like the guy who just b doing shit and not thinking about the repercussions way, a subdued Hunter Biden if you will. Cat also crazy like Arya had to get the bloodlust and revenge seeking from somewhere and it was NOT Ned I stand by this. Blackfish seems normal but the gay bachelor uncle always has some weird shit going on.

[hon3y-cloud]

My new oc!!!! I used to just make a bunch of ocs and then just forget about them, but I'm going to try and make a whole group of my main ones!!!

[chicachomp]

I like him because he's a miserable little object with sapience pretending to be human because he's programmed to be liked. You like him because you think he's a daddy dom and can't accept that he's not a human and has fundamental differences. We are not the same

[clove-pinks]

'Pride and Prejudice' AU where everything is the same, but it now takes place in the 1830s with Darcy and Elizabeth as crotchety middle-aged people. Darcy has a dressing scene where he squeezes himself in a waist-cincher while bemoaning currrent fashions. Elizabeth has a dressing scene where she can't get her sleeve-plumpers to stay on her arms.

[theyarebothgunshot]

honestly, if i had to put money on what the hell actually goes on, i would say that jenmisheel once had a drunken, mindblowingly great threesome and jensen has been chasing that high ever since

[valkyurii]

taking a piss with the girls call that yurination

[mail-me-a-snail]

no one understands me when i say soldier tf2 would enthusiastically suck a gun off 😔

[culttlover]

BYLER CANON SAY IT WITH ME !!

I actually want Will to protect Mike next season but the heart yearns for paladin mike…..

[scottdixon]

anyway doug boules (pres of indycar) asked the prema team if they need anything while they build a whole new car overnight and they said ice cream and he delivered

[annartium]

Happy Father's Day to 007n7 and to 007n7 only

I love them so much Im so normal about them 💔🥀

[gravewilt]

mello 💥

[jupitertherevolution]

lets straighten hair with mama