#aggressive affection >>>

[lunarw0rks]

simon the type to keep a spray bottle within his reach, for you;

you slouch? one spray to the nape of your neck

you bite/chew your nails, god forbid? two aggressive spritzes to your face

[bruciemilf]

Need a the Waynes Lived AU where Martha’s a vampire. She snuck in a Wayne Gala for a potential late night snack, but Thomas thought she was a socialite.

“So, what do you do?”

“I drain people of their life sources.”

“Oh, you’re a CEO too?”

She can’t drink Thomas’ blood because he smokes too much, the baggy eyes indicate long nights spent on his feet during surgery, which means it’ll taste bitter, and she saw him drown 10 whiskey shots in one go.

It’s a taste thing, nothing against him.

He is, how ever, very handsome, and she decided she’ll be his house cat for the time being. Fast forward two years later and they have a vampire cherub of a baby named Bruce.

Babies usually don’t come out with fangs and tiny bat wings, so, yeah. His wife’s a vampire. Cool.

“How come I’ve never seen your wife outside during the daytime, Tom??”

“How come I’ve never seen you mind your own fucking business?”

[wanologic]

always good to keep a screamhole handy

[halque]

dick's main form of affection isnt to hug or kiss its to violently wrangle someone in his arms and smush his face into their hair like mmprhh

[thatneoncrisis]

another design! same series as this one , inspired by my friend doing what they call "playing bities" with their dog

[sbeana]

my peak duo

[seiwas]

thinking about katsuki finding out about that little crush you had on shouto since seeing close-ups of him during the televised sports festival—you were in high school then, too.

he shouldn’t care about it because it doesn’t matter, it was so long ago and shouto’s always been marketed as the pro-hero pretty boy—consistently top 3 most handsome, the front cover of magazines, all that.

this is to be expected, it’s what everyone’s been tempted to react like.

but since finding out, he’s been stewing in… in whatever this bubbling, throbbing feeling in his head means. he’s snappier than normal, face scrunched up more than usual.

and every time he sees shouto he wants to strangle the hell out of him.

[cardentist]

"no see, when I say that you shouldn't make a character a twink I mean you shouldn't make queer men into childish feminine uwu softbois! twinks are pathetic little stereotypical baby men who are shallow and stripped of agency"

fag, what you mean to say is fag. "twink" is a word for a type of queer man, and using a word for a type of queer man to lament portrayals of men that are too feminine or camp, who come up short to masculine standards, is calling that character a faggot. that's what straight people mean when they say fag, and that's what you're turning a real label that real queer men use into.

if you want to say that character is being woobified then say that. or infantilized, or sexualized, or dumbed down. but if you're using twink as an insult then at least be aware that you're calling them a fag

[f1-stuff]

Charles Leclerc: Monza Magic

[kaiju-krew]

small comforts☀️

[smokingcitrus]

taking stars wesker's glasses off and looking him dead in the eyes as he tries so, so desperately to avoid your gaze, his hands white-knuckled on the armrests of his chair. something about his hesitance to meet you unprotected is reminiscent of a caged animal without a structure to sit beneath. it — he — wilts, pinned beneath the fluorescent lighting of its enclosure — the flickering overhead lamp of his office — with nowhere to go. nothing to shield itself from perceived danger. there are no thoughts in its head. none are capable of being had. every train was derailed long ago, drowned out by the untraceable fear of its rawest movements being perceived at a microscopic level.

every shallow rake of your eyes over his brow leaves inch-thick gashes.

[oxygenisachoice]

☀️

[fghgfgf]

i show my love to my plushies by squeezing them to death. i dont think shadow milk would like that

[evidenceof]

MATTHEW SETTLE as RON SPEIRS -> Bad girls do it well, Dog Company to Easy Company, 101st Airborne Division

[failyaoi]

JOHNSHI POSTING !!!!!!!!!!!

[iinryer]

becoming canonically bisexual is not enough i need to hit that man with my car