#and arguments ensue

[dekariosclan]

Other BG3 fans: Please Larian, can we romance Gortash? Can we romance Raphael?

Me: GIVE US THE WAUKEENTIDE BLACK FRIDAY SIMULATOR

[asurrogateblog]

paul is dead trutherism isn't taking it far enough we need to invent even weirder conspiracies. suggestions include:

paul isn't dead because he never existed in the first place he's a symptom of mass hysteria and if we all just face reality and stop believing in him he'll finally disappear

paul did die in a car crash but the other three necromanced him back to life so it's basically a wash

paul did die in a car crash but after they hired billy shears to replace him they summoned paul's ghost and got billy possessed so it's basically a wash

paul is john's childhood imaginary friend that he imagined so vividly he came to life (this could also work in the reverse direction but john's current real-life occupation is already "paul's imaginary friend")

paul, john, george, and ringo are actually all the same guy who's in a closed-loop reincarnation situation as karmic punishment

[himboextraordinaire]

I love domestic/fluffy Byler so much, but what I really want is for them to be a mess.

Everything about their relationship with the involvement of the upside down and Eleven is a mess. Will is carelessly lying to Mike about El and his painting, Mike is not communicating and was being particularly distant to Will for virtually no reason on his birthday (which btw I totally don’t buy it that the Duffers and the writers room just “forgot” Will’s birthday when they remembered Will’s favorite candy just so they can have it as a silly little easter egg in like two scenes). Everything about it that has been building up to this point is just a huge pile up at this point.

They’re going to likely be with each other for most of season 5 because of the promise that they made to each other at the end of season 4 (and the BTS photos but yknow), which gives time for a lot to happen. Will and Mike are not perfect people, and it’s clear that their friendship isn’t either. The confession isn’t going to be light and fun. That pileup is going to collapse under it’s own weight and it will not be pretty at all. It’s going to be a mess, it’s going to hurt, and I am HERE FOR IT.

[raddest-laddest]

when the founders would get into trouble when they were younger: slate would get most of the blame, gossan would do the defending, esker would do the mediating, hornfels would do all the sulking, and feldspar would do none of the listening. they’re too busy thinking about their next big stunt LMAO

[ark-inkweaving]

From the Comfort Ask Game!

🎬 - An uninterrupted movie night

This seems like a great idea for a small group or even just one character, whoever you feel needs it the most!

heya Star, thanks so much for the ask!

an uninterrupted movie night coming right up for Reyenn, Niev and Lukiat (feat. Edra) (it's family bonding time >:3 )

Reyenn stands in the doorway, blankets piled in his arms. "Do you... need a hand?"

"I can do it," Niev says, leaning heavily on his crutch and half behind the television.

Reyenn presses his lips together, trying to hold back a smile. "I can see that."

"Don't mock me, I've never worked with technology this advanced."

"It's a television, not a holoscreen," Reyenn says, coming further into the room.

Niev half-turns around, whith a soft glare that doesn't really reach his ice gray eyes. Instead, mirth dances behind them like light on fresh snow. "You do it then if you're such an expert," he says. As he steps back tough, he grimaces. "Fuck."

Reyenn lays the blankets on the small couch and walks over. "Maybe next time you should try not getting stabbed by a Void Creature and giving yourself hypothermia as a reflex."

"It worked, didn't it?"

Reyenn's ears flicking at the sound of steps coming closer, only relaxing when warm mana skitters over his skin. At his side, Niev is already turning around.

"What worked?" comes Lukiat's low voice from the doorway. "It better not have been the hypothermia thing, that took three of us to save your life."

"It was the hypothermia thing," Reyenn confirms, bracing for the ball of condensed sunshine that hurls itself at him in a storm of giggles. "Hello Edra. Your Light," he adds, bowing his head to Lukiat.

Lukiat shakes his head lightly, one hand on the back of the couch and another on his shoulder, the one that Edra isn't hanging onto. "I told you already, you can just call me Lukiat," he says.

"What are you doing here?" Niev asks as he takes Edra off of him.

"I brought him here," Edra says, chin proudly held up. "Miss Wildstar said she's making you relax before you drive someone mad, and Lukiat also needs it because he was arguing with councillors all day and driving Ilibe and Ay mad. So, I brought him."

"Did you now?"

"He did," Lukiat confirms, a small smile on his lips as he lets the kid latch onto his hand and pull him toward the small couch. "Showed up the second I got out of meetings and dragged me here."

Edra nearly bounces on the old fluffy thing. "What are we doing then?"

"We are..." Niev trails off, and Reyenn can feel the other's gaze on his back as he fiddles with the remote.

"Watching a movie," he finishes. the sentence. "On Aira's suggestion, but not the movie Aira suggested. I don't trust it"

"You shouldn't. She's a menace," Lukiat agrees, voice light. "And a movie is...?"

"A recorded play, basically," Reyenn answers. He turns around and smiles gently at Lukiat, even if the man can't see it. "Don't worry. I'm fairly sure it has audio descriptions."

Lukiat sighs and melts into the couch. "I can work with that."

"Are you staying too?" Edra asks, in that innocent tone that already says that if he turns around he'll be attacked by the biggest puppy eyes.

He resists the urge to rub at burning eyes and starts looking for the title Ele had written down on paper. "I don't know. I have a lot of stuff still to do."

"You should probably take a break too though," Niev says, the frown evident in his voice without even looking.

"Yeah, you should. You have eyebags darker than åppa's, Re."

"Edra that's not nice," Niev immediately scolds, but Reyenn just sighs.

"He's not wrong."

Niev's protests about bad habits are drowned out by Lukiat. "Sit with us then," he says, his voice accompanied by soft pats on the couch. "Whatever you need to do will still be there in the morning."

Reyenn looks back at them. Exactly as he expected, Edra is looking at him with big lilac eyes. Reyenn's shoulders slump. "Okay," he whispers.

Edra immediately cheers and drags him to the couch, pushing him into the empty space next to Niev, then jumps in the spot between Niev and Lukiat. Reyenn barely holds back a laugh at how tightly he's squinting at the screen. "What's a Hallmark?"

"I'm not sure," he admits. "But Ele said it'd be more enjoyable than whatever Aira suggested."

"Can't wait then," Niev says, half laughing. Reyenn lets him wrap the blanket around the two of them and hits play.

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[mageknife]

i can’t decide if arum’s act 2 mental breakdown is going to be part of the possession arc fic or not. i think it should be bc it’s a major turning point for him. but also it is So Much

[otrtbs]

“you can just take guns to music concerts in the united states” some of these bitches need to never speak again and i’m so serious about that.

[theskymother]

keep joining little things people are doing in their den like roleplays and fashion shows and stuff and then remembering that i am terrified of talking to people. is it fun? yes. am i also physically shaking the entire time? yes.

[synamins-sso]

WHAT WHAT???

[rigginsstreet]

Broke: billy playing dnd

Woke: billy lowkey planning an entire road trip to go treasure hunting because he’s obsessed with The Secret and really likes puzzles

[vampiremotif]

whats the name of that song people use for video memes thats like classical music that gets increasingly louder and more chaotic?

[treezxu]

i have such intense time travel lizzie and mike thoughts... i have a specific scene im thinking of anf i want to draw it but how

[personalitynexus]

NGL I’ve been listening to the intrusive thoughts here lately and they’ve had me thinking that I’m just boring everyone.

That, combined with my schedule, is the main reason I haven’t done anything big on my blogs.

[jungwnies]

f1 grid | you cant just kiss me

୨ৎ : featuring : all drivers on the grid ୨ৎ : synopsis (requested by anon) : the trend where you kiss your partner in the middle of a heated argument just to see what happens

୨ৎ : genre : romantic comedy ୨ৎ : tws : slight angst? ୨ৎ : word count : 616

୨ৎ masterlist ୨ৎ 10k event | masterlist ୨ৎ

ᡣ𐭩 a/n : im so locked in omg... (ive been so tired lately lmfao i wanna sleep writing this...)

ʚ・red bull

max verstappen

he's mid-rant, hands flying, accent thick. "you don't listen sometimes, you just—"

you grab his face and kiss him. hard.

he freezes. literally forgets what planet he’s on.

blinks a few times, then mutters, "that’s not fair."

forgets the argument entirely. starts dragging you toward the couch.

yuki tsunoda

arms crossed, ranting about how you left dishes in the sink.

you're like "mhm," then suddenly lean in.

yells a muffled "ehh?!" against your lips.

pulls back with wide eyes and red cheeks. "what was that for?"

giggling now. argument forgotten. yuki is shy mode activated.

ʚ・mercedes

george russell

pacing like a whole dad. "i just think it was inconsiderate."

you stop him with a kiss that makes him stumble.

stunned silence. then he smiles, shaking his head.

"you can’t keep weaponizing your lips."

forgives you instantly. no notes.

kimi antonelli

baby boy is flustered already just from the argument.

you kiss him mid-sentence.

he stops. blushes. looks at the floor.

"you can’t do that... i was mad."

except now he’s smiling like a dork and pulling you closer.

ʚ・ferrari

charles leclerc

full hands-in-hair frustration. "you never tell me these things!"

you kiss him suddenly.

freezes. then kisses back like it’s life or death.

pulls away slightly, forehead resting on yours. "don’t do that when i’m upset. i’ll forgive you too fast."

lewis hamilton

calmly explaining his side like a grown adult.

you interrupt with a kiss that knocks the calm out of him.

blinks. "okay. what was that?"

starts laughing. "i can’t argue with you when you do that."

ʚ・mclaren

lando norris

sarcastic. hands waving. being dramatic.

you kiss him mid-rant.

goes: "wait... wait what?"

absolutely loses track of the fight. probably forgets his own name.

grins, "do it again. i dare you."

oscar piastri

logical argument mode. stating facts.

you pull him in and kiss him.

very confused. "i… what were we talking about again?"

gives up. you're now cuddling. fight over.

ʚ・aston martin

fernando alonso

intense. staring you down. voice low.

you lean in and kiss him and his brain malfunctions.

pauses. then smirks. "clever little trick."

pulls you in again. "we’re still talking after this, though."

lance stroll

softly upset. furrowed brows. a little pout.

you kiss him unexpectedly.

shocked. then all melty.

rests his head on your shoulder. "that wasn’t fair... but okay."

ʚ・williams

alex albon

rambling while trying not to smile because he knows he’s losing.

you kiss him.

chuckles. "you little cheat."

wraps his arms around you, completely abandoning the debate.

carlos sainz

passionate argumenter. lots of hand gestures.

you grab his shirt and kiss him.

pulls back like "what just happened?"

then grins. "you’re evil. beautiful, but evil."

ʚ・haas

ollie bearman

awkward and a little stiff when he's upset.

you kiss him in the middle of a sentence.

instantly blushes. stammers.

"i... okay. i forgot. what were we saying?"

too distracted now. cuddles ensue.

esteban ocon

talking in full paragraphs.

you just go for it.

stunned silence.

then he mumbles, "not a bad strategy..."

argument forgotten. he's now planning dinner.

ʚ・racing bulls

liam lawson

slightly sarcastic. mock-angry.

you kiss him.

instantly flustered. tries to recover.

"you can’t just... ugh fine. you're lucky you're cute."

kisses you back harder.

isack hadjar

super passionate when arguing.

mid-rant, you press your lips to his.

freezes. mutters something in french.

forgets why he was mad. kisses you again.

"you’re so annoying. and hot."

ʚ・alpine

pierre gasly

dramatic and expressive.

you kiss him.

fake-offended. "don’t think you can shut me up like that."

kisses you harder.

"okay maybe you can."

franco colapinto

slightly overwhelmed by the fight.

you kiss him.

all wide-eyed and breathless. "wow..."

hugs you like a teddy bear. won’t let go for 10 minutes.

ʚ・kick sauber

nico hulkenberg

stern. classic german dad vibes.

you kiss him mid-sentence.

pauses. sighs. "you know that doesn’t solve the issue."

but he's smiling. and holding your hand.

gabriel bortoleto

passionate and a little dramatic.

you catch him off guard with a kiss.

he breaks into a grin.

"okay okay, you win."

pulls you into a hug and forgets why he was mad.

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[jinjeriffic]

DCxDP Meet Cute? Meet Feral!

Batman and Robin are out on patrol. Bats has to pop out of the Batmobile for a minute, and leaves a sulking Damian to stay with the car. Just as Damian considers taking the car for a joyride, who should pop out of nowhere but Ellie! She slaps a sticker on the hood of the Batmobile and poses for a selfie. Robin of course, exits the vehicle to ask her wtf she thinks she's doing. Ellie immediately clocks him as a fellow poorly socialized gremlin child, tackles him and it's on!

Batman returns a few minutes later to find the two of them rolling on the grimy asphalt in a tangle of limbs, growling, kicking, punching, biting, all formal fight training forgotten. Bats has to forcibly separate them and scruffs them like misbehaving kittens who continue to snarl and throw insults at each other. Now Batman doesn't know who Ellie is, but he recognizes her logo and suit being like fellow League member Phantom's and calls him up in his Tiredest Dad voice to ask if he's missing a kid.

Danny arrives a short time later, and gets a truncated explanation of what happened. Now Danny is a, tired and annoyed about being woken in the middle of the night b, is a giant shit-stirrer himself and has been merrily gaslighting the rest of the League about ghost culture c, sees a golden opportunity to give Mr Batman Grumpypants some new gray hairs.

Danny: Now now Ellie, we talked about this. You're a princess! You can't just go around and accept a proposal from the first cute liminal boy you meet!

Batman and Robin, who were patching up a bite wound: Wait what

Danny: You'll be the ruler of the dead someday! You don't have to settle for a lowly mortal just because he threw a punch your way!

Robin: Now hang on...

Ellie, playing along: But Daaaaad! I don't wanna marry some emperor! At least this one still has all his teeth!

Robin: Hey, I'm heir to the Batman and the Demon's Head!

Danny: Do you know how many requests for your hand I get each week? I could have Alexander the Great as a son-in-law you know.

Ellie: But I already accepted this one!

Batman: *eye twitch* Robin is not marrying anyone, I forbid it

Robin: *stomps foot* So you don't think I'm worthy of marrying a princess?

Danny, watching the ensuing argument: Mission accomplished

[capnsoapy]

So based on @plaidos's posting about lack of trans fem rep at Dropout and the ensuing arguments about how true it was, I did a deep dive on the numbers;

Dimension 20, Game Changer, Um, Actually, and Dirty Laundry, and Make Some Noise have featured (to date) 319 performers, ranging in frequency of appearence from Brennan's 290 episodes, to 167 people with one each.

74 people have five or more appearences:

Cisgender men: 38 performers, 1546 episodes

Cisgender women: 26 performers, 824 episodes

Non-cis and TME: 7 performers, 317 episodes

Non-cis and TMA: 3 performers, 26 episodes

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