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god i'm having So Many Full Moon Stolitz thoughts and no one to talk them over with so i'm just sitting here monologuing an entire messy ted talk into my empty bedroom lmfao
#boiling it down to it's barest essentials is basically just:#Blitz: THE VERSION OF ME YOU CREATED IN YOUR MIND IS NOT *MY* RESPONSIBILITY STOLAS#you're both fucked up losers who need to actually TALK without shutting down & pushing each other away at the slightest pushback#y'all were ACTUALLY doing relatively really well with that at the start there ugghhhh#cannot wait for some time to pass so y'all can actually think & process your emotions more properly in better headspaces#and eventually make up#ugh how do y'all do spoiler tags in this fandom#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#full moon spoilers#ehh lmk if i need other tags lol
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I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
#safety wizard#wizard#Tumblr wants me to use the wizardposting tag so badly and I'm tempted. It's a good tag.#Shout out to stackedbirds for sending me the safety wizard post. Beloved mutual and beloved supplier of good wizard posts.#I will make it an open secret that I love me some good goofy wizards.#Safety Wizard has a special pizzazz that just gets the gears turning.#I like to imagine Safety Wizard began their studies as a traffic wizard. Then took some courses in roadside hazard magic.#This sparked an interest in safety magic and resulted in an eventual change of major - but the outfit stayed true to their roots.#All that said and done; The original costume is really good and I hope OP keeps up the good wizarding work.#Remember that distracted driving is extremely dangerous. Do not drive tired or in altered states of awareness.#It is always morally correct to call a friend of ride service if you have even the smallest doubt you will be a safe driver.#And *please* wear proper PPE on your job site. Do not put yourself or other's at risk!
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We're on track for an all timer of a day on twitter dot com
#haa anyone got eyes on alex jones i think this might drive him back to the drink#already SEATED for the knowledge fight episode about this#like goddamn i knew it would end up here eventually but pulling out the epstein gun so fast is delicious#also wasnt musks brother friends with gislane maxwell. something something glass houses#i had plans to finally make some gifs tonight but i can stop refreshing twitter#elon musk#donald trump#us news#us politics
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au where everything is the same except mabel and dipper have been going to gravity falls every year before the show takes place since like kindergarten.
its a pretty simple premise that derives mostly from my desire to explore interpersonal relationships and the ways a place and people can change from a young child’s point of view. it doesn’t change canon that much either, admittedly, i just wanted to draw childhood friends stuff LOL. ill call it uhhhhhhhh every summer au.
#every summer au#gravity falls#stanley pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#stan pines#grenda grendinator#candy chiu#pacifica northwest#gabuart#pacifica eventually stops being their friend and it makes mabel really sad but it just makes dipper really angry#gestures vaguely#people change. relationships change. every summer becomes a shadow of the last summer#gravity falls is the same but the people within it become more different every time we come#growing up is difficult#and frustrating#nothing makes sense#but at least we have each other#everything is going to be okay
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Love Undying
#my art#my oc#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#emmrich volkarin#tea aldwir#emmrich x rook#honestly yall veilguard is the most wholesome part of their story#I head canon Emmrich gets obsessed w the thought of tea dying earlier than him because she’s a warden#he goes downhill trying to figure out how to cure the blight and she gets more taken by her calling#I do think he eventually figures it out though!#the man helped make a knife comparable to solas’s#so methinks he could absolutely put his mind to modifying if not curing the blight#and eventually I think his obsession with mortality does end up in him figuring out demi lichdom#which probably causes problems with the other mourn watchers and lich lords that he and rook have to face together#with their baby! because tea gets pregnant right after veilguard hehehehe
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mmmm something something time rift blah blah yada yada ✨links meet au✨
#I said I would eventually make some kind of links meet content#I don’t know what to title this au#you guys are better at naming things than me#anyways I almost imploded from having the worst art block of my career#legit thought I’d never pick up a pen ever again but alas <3#forgive my absence it was a rough two months#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#tloz#loz#zelda#zelda au#links meet au#rift au#ougg I gotta tag all that?#skyward sword#twilight princess#echoes of wisdom#oracle of seasons#wind waker#minish cap#ocarina of time#breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom#first hero#hyrule warriors#art#artists on tumblr#my art#rift in time au
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could i interest you in my space regency au
#not gonna lie chat i forgot i post on tumblr LMAO#the long and short of the like world building is that it’s still a galaxy but coruscant is the capital where the royal family lives#the planets are ruled by a duke/duchess with marquesses and viscounts and such under them but still ruling#and the planets have different rules for succession Naboo is a matrilineal planet#the duchess before padmé was overthrown and padmé voted in so she still cares about voting especially in the coruscant House of Lords#mandalor has a broach that signifies who is the ruler which was lost before the twins were born in a coup#and there are no Jedi/force but coruscant has a royal army to be peacekeepers across the galaxy#Qui-Gon enlisted in that army when he was young and eventually adopted Obi-Wan who also enlists#they are sent to Naboo when the previous duchess was being overthrown and were instructed to transport Padmé to Coruscant for approval#make a stop on tattooine and Qui-Gon finds orphan Anakin and snatches him up too#and that’s all the back story that really matters#art#fanart#myart#star wars#star wars fanart#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#leia organa#padme amidala#luke skywalker#anidala#keylime space regency
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The cult of...Danny Fenton?
So! Way back when Danny first moved into his new neighborhood in Gotham, he had some trouble controlling his Powers. The different Types and Levels of Ectoplasm in the air when compared to Amity had thrown off his control.
He was used to being in places where his Ectoplasm meshed well with the Atmosphere, like a Water Balloon in a Pool, but in Gotham that analogy would be closer to a Water Balloon in the sewers. It was too different from what he was used to to fully control his Powers.
So it's understandable that he messed up a few times and his neighbors found out about his Abilities.
They took it well at first, Danny wasn't going to go Rogues or anything, and he never used them maliciously, but eventually they got curious.
They asked what his limits were, how he got them in the first place, and what the hell the Ghost Zone was. The answers "None Really", "I died and was reborn", and "A Collective of every Afterlife at once" did spark some interesting reactions from them.
Most importantly, a few of them joked about him being an Eldritch God that they needed to worship. He was good enough friends with them that at that point they felt comfortable pranking eachother, so they did just that.
Danny woke up one day on his birthday, and saw all of his friends and neighbors surrounding the makeshift Throne they had made and put him on while he was asleep. The entire day they chanted stuff like "The Great One requires Ms. Smiths Apple Pie for his day of birth!" And "The Great One Wishes for us to sing the Ritual Song! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birth-"
After his birthday, they kept up the joke.
It didn't help that his powers had evolved Again! And now he could bestow abilities onto his friends. The jokes they made about their God granting them Supernatural Powers to rule the world with were insufferable.
Then, one day while he was just resting at home, watching a movie on his TV, he felt a Pull at his Core. The same kind of Pull whenever he was being summoned. But why would they summon hi- Oh Shit! It's Mr Jenkins Party today! He was supposed to meet them at the Warehouse they used for special events an Hour Ago!
He quickly accepted the Summoning, but was met with a suprising sight. His Neighbors all tied up in a pile to his right, a spilled table of party food to his left, and right in front of him, Batman and his Family watching him with wary eyes.
Slowly, he opened his mouth. "...so, did you come for the party or..."
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is Worshipped by a Cult#It started out as a Joke from his friends#Then he started giving them powers and they decided to take it to the next level#They told their work friends that they were in a cult now#They showed off the minor powers Danny gave them#And slowly they inducted more people into the Danny Fenton Cult (most of them knew it was a joke on a friend)(some were serious)#They were planning on using the Party to introduce Danny to all his new “Followers” and get a laugh out of it#Unfortunately the Bats hears about a new Cult forming and went to go stop it#The Cult succeeded in Summoning their God#And he's just a Guy.#Not Phantom. He's in his Human Form and looked like the most average guys you've ever seen.#The Bats eventually leave with an order to them to never Form a Cult again#The Cult feels that Batman is oppressing their right to Free Religion and begin to make the Cult even BIGGER out of Spite#Danny might need to step in soon...#...but Batman did beat up his friends...and he did technically try to revoke their right to free assembly and religion...#...Maybe he should just let this play out...
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Permission to maim, sir?
#sth#sth fanart#silver the hedgehog#espio the chameleon#charmy bee#vector the crocodile#team chaotix#espilver#<- i guess#knights and poets au#roonies doodles#more knights and poets chaotix shenanigans bcs their dynamic makes me laugh really really hard#like its such a tense situation. they hate eachother but equally they also care for espio. so tolerance it is#vector and his son and his other son who is a noble and that sons weird intense guard dog who is only barely holding back from killing them#also sidebar but silvers called both silver and galahad with the latter being his formal way of address and also the most common#all this just because i find it really cute if espio eventually starts calling him silver when theyve started warming up to eachother
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A continuation of this post I made
I imagine Steve genuinely doesn’t think about Eddie, like at all. Besides the occasional “what is he yelling about in that table” or “ Munson actually showed up to class” or once in sophomore year he thinks “how much does Munson charge for an ounce of weed? Would he take a $50 for an ounce” which causes Eddie to wait around all day at the picnic table wishing for some shmuck to offer $50 for just an ounce, but no one shows up (Steve had to go pick up Dustin after school and didn’t want him to find weed the weed when he inevitably starts going through Steve’s car)
The lack of soulmate thoughts really irks Eddie, because he knows his soulmate is in Hawkins, but he never thinks about Eddie, like at all??? Positively or negatively?? Eddie jumps on more tables, he blares loud music from his van, he is in a band, he is the drug dealer for all the teens in Hawkins and all his soulmate thinks is “why the fuck did Munson double park his van, I’m going to be late looking for a parking spot now” it absolutely drives him crazy.
He eventually figures out his soulmate must be a jock of some kind because one day he hears “what is Munson doing under the bleachers?” when some sports team is let out of playing with balls practice. He is briefly heartbroken his soulmate isn’t a nerd like him, but then spends the night thinking about how a certain fluffy haired jock could play with his balls anytime.
Steve isn’t not thinking about Eddie on purpose, but they just don’t run in the same circles, so he doesn’t really think about him too much, just in a genuine, “I don’t know them, don’t interact with them, so I don’t really think about them” sort of way. Especially after befriending the kids, Steve’s focus goes to keeping them safe and being a babysitter instead of finding his soulmate.
Steve’s experience with his soulmates thoughts is completely different. Starting in middle school he heard his soulmate think he was cute which he thought was nice. As he got older his soulmate would still think he was cute, but also handsome or pretty which, he doesn’t know any girls who call their boyfriends pretty but ya know, he can roll with that. He thinks he will have to roll with a lot of stuff, since hai soulmate seems to into a…a lot of interesting things, to say the least. Steve has dated a lot of girls but none of them seemed to want to rub their face in his chest hair like his soulmate did, who also wonder is Steve was that hairy everywhere which- he was but he didn’t think a girl would want to know about that.
He would be in the middle of a basket ball game and he hit with a 15 minute monologue about how wonderful his ass looked in “thise little green shirts that ride up his ass in the best way” and how his soulmate “wanted to be those shorts” causing Steve to miss three different shots. Also with all this wildly kinky stuff and even general sex things Steve has never heard of or thought about he figures he should become more knowledgeable to better be prepared for his soulmate.
One day when Steve is cleaning up a drink he spilled in the cafeteria and heard “god Harrington looks good on his knees, bet he would look even better with my cock in his mouth” figures chances are his soulmate isn’t a girl at all.
With not much else to loose and a new door opened up to him, Steve starts spending time thinking equally horny thinvs about different guys he sees in class, just to see if they will react to what he is thinking. This is how he figures out Eddie is his soulmate.
Steve notices eddies table is getting a little rowdy, as is always does before Eddie gets up on someone’s table and he rants about jocks and preppy girls while stepping on people’s lunches, Steve thinks “what if comes over here, spits in my stretched out hole, and fucks me right next to Heathers Halloways tuna sandwich”
Eddie, whose soulmate didn’t even think about Eddie that one time his car got spray painted a fit was all the school talked about for a week, was NOT expecting that at 12:30 on a Tuesday and promptly trips on a chair and slams face first into the lunch table, breaking his nose.
Eddies friends rush him to the nurse and Steve is torn between this being a sign Eddie is soulmate or Eddie just clumsy, Steve has seen him walk into a door twice, so he don’t 100% sure. Steve decided to test this anytime he has a clear viewpoint of Eddie and starts thinking the most horny, kinky things possibly about Eddie to see if Eddie reacts proves he is Steve’s soulmate (also revenge because Steve had to go through years of Eddie horny pondering interrupting Steve during important tasks games or tests so Steve figures he should pay that forward during eddies dungeons and dorks games)
#Eddie trying to remain cool and mysterious as a dungeon master while hearing the most filthy things imaginable#steve at home looking at his watch like#oh it’s 4 Eddie it starting his game now I should start thinking about the different ways I would let him fuck me in his nerd throne#eventually Steve will come forward like 👋 hey it’s me your soulmate#I thought it would be funny if Eddie is thinking something kinky while in the library#and Steve just goes over to him like you know choking someone like that during sex can be dangerous#and Eddie is there like what the fuck what the fuck how did you-what#but I think it could be dinner that depsite sexy thoughts bringing them closer it’s Eddie bashing on sprouting Steve likes#like abba or something that makes Steve speak up#and Steve is like hold the fuck up abba is great why would you think it’s prep garbage#Eddie is there like :0 while Steve goes in a rant about Eddie not truely being minded about people liking different things like he claims#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#just a drabble#stranger things#soulmate au
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We forgot to tell Han
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Other Skywalker Comics
#We know Luke figures things out starting on Bespin and eventually tells Leia.#We also know that they’re vague enough about it to Han that he gets jealous of Luke#This makes me think that they just forget to catch him up on a lot post carbonite#Star wars#starwarsblr#luke skywalker#leia organa#darth vader#han solo#rotj#star wars return of the jedi#star wars comics#star wars fanart
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FORGETTABLE-AU (page 82-85)
THAT LAZYBONES!!
[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]
#So sorry it took me almost 2 weeks to post these#I was busy irl but ALSO I had too much fun doing extra art and forgot to work on these for like 3 days lmao#NOW THIS TIME I DO HAVE SOME THING TO SAY#YAY RIVERPERSON! SO MANY PEOPLE GUESSED CORRECTLY!#It wasn't that hard#We know Papyrus knows the river person#are they friends? idk BUT I PERSONALLY THINK THEY ARE#I just LOVEEE looking at the dialogue and making connections#I referenced one of the lines from the river person here...sometimes they'll ask you if you know any game you can play with a dog...#They said they were “asking for a friend...”#And I couldn't help but think about Papyrus' problem with the annoying dog LMAO#+ Papyrus seems very excited to know if the river person is there when you call him nearby that area#Okay so... now ...some comic thing that I made up but also didn't...#“FLOWEY DOESN'T KNOW WHO THE RIVER PERSON IS?”#okay so...#I feel like#It's not very common for them to be there...#When talking with Undyne around that area it's kind of *unclear* if she knows about the river person being there....#She tells you about the river connecting different areas and that you should “jump in”#She then clarifies that's the only thing they got for public transport#AND LIKE? It's unclear if she's telling you to jump in the boat (OR IF SHE KNOWS THERE'S SOMEONE WITH A BOAT) or is she's literally telling#you to jump in the river?????#Anyways...so...that's that#HEHE Flowey and Papyrus finally arrived at the house! WOHOO#Sans is too lazy to bring his old stuff to the surface! (or does he still think he'll end up back in the underground eventually?)#undertale#undertale comic#forgettable-au-comic#papyrus#flowey
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Stanley Pines is dying.
A good samaritan on the street found his unconscious body and decided to call an ambulance for him. Stan doesn’t remember everything that happened. He just knows that a few days and a multitude of tests later, he was unceremoniously diagnosed with a terminal illness in a random hospital in the middle of Oklahoma. Emphasis on terminal. The doctors tell him that without treatment, he has maybe two weeks to live.
Stan can’t afford treatment, nor the hospital bill he’s sure to be slapped with from his current stay. He sneaks out during the night shift and disappears. It’s one more debt added to the list but it’s not like it’s going to matter once he’s dead anyway. He finds the last place he left his car and spends the rest of the night awake in the backseat, wondering what he should do.
In the end, the conclusion is obvious: he wants to see his family. To say his final goodbyes to them in person. However, this brings a new dilemma. Stan’s family are all in different places. His parents in New Jersey, Shermie in California, and Stanford in Oregon. Stan, currently in Oklahoma, is stuck in the middle and with a decision to make.
He can’t visit them all. As much as he’d like to, Stan has neither the money, the gas, or the time to do so. He’d probably die before he could see all of them. He only has enough energy and resources to make it to one of them; he’ll have to be content with phone calls to the others to say his goodbyes.
When the morning comes, Stan gets into the driver’s seat and starts the engine of the car. He sits there for a moment, just breathing deeply. He has to pick a family member to see in person before he dies, and he doesn’t have a lot time, so he has to choose quickly.
It was never really a question.
He chooses Ford.
AKA a terminally ill Stanley makes his way up to Gravity Falls, Oregon to reunite with his brother. He wants to say his goodbyes and apologies in person before he dies. He’s not happy about dying, but he doesn’t think he has much to live for anyway, so he accepts it. He just wants to make things right between himself and Ford before it happens so he can go without regrets.
Stanford is not expecting his estranged twin to randomly show up looking like he’s literally on death’s door. Nor is he approving of Stanley’s plan to seemingly just lay down and die. Good thing Stan came to him. Now he’s given Ford a chance to do something about it.
All current research and projects get shoved aside as Ford focuses everything he has on a new, single task: take care of Stanley and save his life.
(Amazing addition by tinfoil-jones here)
#Stan unknowingly makes the best choice of his life to visit Ford#because Ford with all his weird spells and research and anomalies can find a way to cure him#and of course they make up and learn to be brothers again#after some yelling and arguing and crying#eventually they hug it out#nothing like a time limit of death to make you get over your issues with your brother am I right#ford’s years long grudge goes right out the window as soon as Stan collapses on him#although he is a bit annoyed bc Stan keeps trying to have these long deep talks with him#and reminisce over old times#interrupting Ford’s very important work of trying to find a cure to save Stan’s life#poor Ford is Stressed™️#trying to be caretaker for his brother and doctor and scientist at the same time#and Stan won’t listen to anything he says about resting and eating and taking it easy#keeps following Ford around trying to bond in his final days#while Ford tries his best to make those days UNfinal#gravity falls#stanford pines#ford pines#stanley pines#stan pines#gravity falls au#tw terminal illness
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mornings in the desert
#desert duo fanart#desert duo#scarian#scarian fanart#kelddaa#kelds art#keld make a desertduo piece without excessive warm lighting challenge IMPOSSIBLE#it’s fine tho I love warm lighting#prob could’ve spent more time on this but eh oh well#took me a long time toiling with their expressions#eventually ended up with these… grimaces#maybe bc it’s so early in the morning#maybe bc it’s just these two fools#and they’ve got… whatever it is they’ve got going on in third life#third life Scarian is so special to me#agh sorry I’m falling back into my desert duo phase and rambling about them#1k
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thinking about how elias admits to martin that he's been trying to figure out a way to shatter martin's "precious image" of jon but hadn't found how yet so he has to go with the weaker option of bringing up martin's mommy issues (which fails)
martin truly too gay for the narrative he's fucking up everyone's plans
#eventually elias has to throw up his hands and bring in reinforcements that play INTO martin's feelings for jon#bc there was no way to make martin fall out of love with jon by s4#jonmartin#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#elias bouchard
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clora's fav time to tease seb is when they're busy or in public and he has to restrain himself......girly knows what she's doing😇 (from my vellmore oneshot^^)
#he gives as good as he gets....😉(eventually)#i have another super similar scene like this in my current wip oneshot too BAHAHA... i just love teasing seb and riling him up😇#whenever i mention that clora finds seb the most irresistible when HES trying to resist her.... thats just me projecting LMFAO#WEAR HIM DOWN CLORA😈😈😈#i just love stuff like that ILL NEVER GET TIRED OF IT#its even hotter to me bc seb is usually all over clora so when hes TRYING to resist and hold back its like no...U WILL NOT SUCCEED#CLORA WILL MAKE CERTAIN OF IT😇WHILE STILL ACTING LIKE A SWEET LITTLE COY INNOCENT ANGEL😇LMAO#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanfiction#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#clora clemons#choccyart#sebastian x mc
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