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dullanyan · 3 months ago

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a few weeks ago i needed worcestershire sauce for a recipe but i didnt have any so i had to leave it out.

u are never gonna believe what i found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months,

#mawcie.txt #its amazing what you can find if you look. shame i will never learn this #its ok. i have it so now i can use it soon.#i needed it for yakisoba sauce #so perhaps this week... yakisoba time again

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chessb0r3d · 11 months ago

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Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

#chrambles #not a lily orchard video (i have never watched one in my life im sorry for whoever did)#being a homestuck fan alone is hell. people make shit up and call it canon unironically its painful #can be of any form of analysis btw your responses are so insightful (and also funny)#if you mention dirkjohn in the tags then youre the one who needs to reread the canon material again lol

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wumbreon · 4 months ago

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We were watching the glass blowing competition show on netflix because it's really cool to see those talented artists do their thing...

But I will NEVER forgive the judges for eliminating an amazing artist who's concept was that plastic hamster tubes are actually dangerous for hamsters yet they are normalized in our society so they made a beautiful glass rendition of an endless loop of colorful hamster tubes as an expression of how we can be trapped by society in a loop of behavior that is normalized but actually killing us

And the judges were like "this isnt DEEP ENOUGH" because they dont care enough about hamsters to learn and interpret the artist's statement at the level it was meant for.

They literally saw the glass renditions of colorful tubes that represent suffering and being trapped in a glossy predesigned hell and went "this is too normal and isnt saying anything important actually" Fuck them!!!!

Anyways Gemma should have won and I'm so happy to see that she didn't let it stop her amazing concept and she continued with it outside of the time constraints of the show. Fuck yes Gemma

#i will never get over this #her concept is insanely empathetic and REAL. SO REAL but the judges fucking saw it as something so normal like #the whole POINT was that its normalized but deadly! like so many things we are forced to do in life nowadays #anyways gemma should have won #blown away #mine

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spitblaze · 1 year ago

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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

#spitblaze says things #i mean i do. but my issue is that i play/watch/read things at a snails pace #and have a bad habit of starting something and never finishing it #so i end up limiting myself #also also adhd doesnt like it when i have to give one thing my undivided attention if its not taking up as much processing power #as something like a video game #doin numbers

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roseworth · 1 year ago

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i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names

#no shade (ha) to 50 shades. ive never actually read it so idk if its good #but imo the idea of creating an au fanfic thats so divorced from the original work is boring! why are you even making a fanfic atp #the only good fanfic is when you can tell the author loves the source material and uses it #the best fanfics ive ever read could never be published as actual books because it wouldnt work without the context of the original story

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casualfoxwitch · 19 days ago

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#sisyphus #its never ending #relatable #relatable meme #relatable memes #meme #lol #dank memes #lmao #funny #memes

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goomyloid · 2 months ago

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The remorseful player

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bewitched-by-sorns-tiddies · 16 days ago

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Completely incomprehensible statement incoming:

But wow you can really track my stress levels by how much I want to fuck men.

#not stressed?#men are unattractive to me #a lil stress- queer men are hot even if I don't want to personally fuck them #stress levels so high we're not going to even think about checking my blood pressure?#the number of straight men that become hot to me is insane #and its never #ive never been attracted to a conventionally attractive man in my life #like i can recognize boss and boat as attractive but even if they were available i would not want to fuck them #but that like 50 year old tired korean business man on the subway just now?#could get it #the next door neighbor with kids barely younger than me?#he could get it too #40 year old men who clearly work in manual labor? hot #is this daddy issues?#men are only attractive if they look like they work 50 hours a week and have a boss they hate

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clownowo · 19 days ago

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can't wait to see who epic wins the Berdly's affection at the festival

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flight0fthecrows · 10 months ago

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holds them gently

#gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #stanford pines #stanley pines #stan twins #art #THEY ARE EVERYTHING TO ME #fanart #stan pines #ford pines #also this took my ridiculously long #never made such a detailed illustration digitally #but its worth it #ID DO ANYTHING FOR THEM

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fishyfishyfishtimes · 5 months ago

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It's always so weird to come down from the biology heavens to see what the average person believes about animals, plants, ecosystems, just the world around them. I don't even mean things that one simply doesn't know because they've never been told or things that are confusing, I'm talking about people who genuinely do not see insects as animals. What are you saying. Every time I see a crawling or fluttering little guy I know that little guy has motivations and drive to fulfill those motivations. There are gears turning in their head! They are perceiving this world and they are drawing conclusions, they are conscious. And yet it's still a whole thing if various bugs of the world feel pain or if they are simply Instinct Machines that are Not Truly Aware of Anything At All????? Help!!!!!! How can you look at a little guy and think he is just the macroscopic animal version of a virus

#yesterday i made a complainy post about a whale edit having people confused about whale sharks and orcas' dolphin and whale identity #but honestly i cant even hold these things against someone. its confusing that whale sharks are called with two different animal names!#and if you only know about the whale dolphin porpoise divide then you may not know that dolphins and porpoises and others are toothed whale #i dont think anyone is actually stupid for not having this information preinstalled in their brains #if anything it makes me happy to get to explain things because i love explaining things that i know :D #however... this #it just makes me sad :(#its so weird when this whole thing is subjected towards OTHER VERTEBRATES too like fish or reptiles or amphibians #like man.... you are a fish. your ancestors were buddy buddy (or actually probably enemy enemy) with the ancestors of these guys #fish are like a whole other class of animal to a lot of people dont even get me started #they never get the same protections as mammals or birds do even if they are just as or more endangered #mmmmm i wont rant now #biology

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opt1gan · 4 months ago

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