#and the answer is

[chiyana]

Tim: lol you wanna wife me so bad it makes you look stupid

Kon: I do!

Kon: and it does!

Kon: C O N S T A N T L Y

[clotpolesonly]

Sterek 5 for the drabble ask please thank you 🥰

5. “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”

It took Derek several minutes to notice Stiles staring. His lips quirked up. “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?” Stiles scoffed, immediately and vehemently. “No. No!” “It’s okay if you are.” “I’m not jealous! That would be stupid, why would I be jealous of—" Derek scraped his fork across his plate with relish. “If you want a bite, all you have to do is ask.” Stubborn consternation filled Stiles’ face. He warred with himself. Derek licked the fork. “Fine, gimme a bite.” Derek did, smugly. The cheesecake was fucking delicious. “Tease,” Stiles said. The kiss was delicious too, though.

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drabble meme!!!

[seijorhi]

Omg Mad Dog as a deterrent to Divine Rites reader making friends with the maids/serving girls is so smart! Like I feel Oikawa wouldn’t even understand how smart it is, like he would not have done it if he did lol. Like I could see Mad Dog as his own kind of Yan for reader (platonic of course because of his loyalty to Oiks but like still) like them thinking they could talk to her? Or even worse touch her?? No not with him there. Someone grabs her hand or something and Kyo is enraged at the disrespect. I bet he’d even snarl 👀

(Again maybe a little au here lol. I think my soft spot for him comes out lmao)

oh no, oikawa knew exactly what he was doing.

[randomprose]

you guys ever think about how he tian was basically just having girl dinner meals all the fucking time before he met mo guan shan

[insanelyadd]

Hey, it’s me again. I can’t stop thinking about your Archivists, and I just wanted to ask who’s the tallest? and can they pick me up like this?

Thank you.

Well they're all really similar in height with Satellite being the tallest at 12'6" and Solari being the shortest at 11'7" and Crescent being flatly 12' and Penumbra at 12'3". In their mortal disguises Satellite is 6'10, Penumbra is 6'3", Crescent is 5'8" and Solari is 5'1". Bonus! The human designs I made and am working on a picture of:

Also, an actually finished picture I drew of Satellite in their human disguise from a MOTW campaign I'm playing using them in. Yes Satellite IS meant to have shoulder tattoos on both sides no matter their form but I KEEP FORGETTING TO DRAW THEM. Solari also has a back tattoo.

So anyways who would pin you like this? In order: Crescent, Penumbra, and Solari would as well even if she can't in her mortal disguise, and Satellite might but they would immediately get too flustered and have to set you down and turn away.

[actual-changeling]

do you know I could break beneath the weight | (and there are some people, love,)

of the goodness, love, I still carry for you | (who are better unknown)

"Unknown / Nth", Hozier

[folklouire]

how's the restaurant is it fun at the restaurant are you enjoying your stay at the restaurant

[rippk3s]

also i despise student representatives. Like . I told them my classes were outside in the yard ON THE GROUND in the past three weeks and they did NOT REACT to my message. Lazy stupid mfs like why did you apply for student rep then fucking idiot it wasnt mandatory

[clotpolesonly]

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon + merlin

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

Merlin doesn't have TIME for hobbies. he wishes he had time for hobbies. if he had time for hobbies -- which he doesn't, ever -- he might maybe occasionally do a tiny bit of charcoal sketching. just maybe. if he had time. which he does nOT, NO DON'T LOOK AT THAT-- *kicks sketchbook overflowing with studies of Arthur's hands under his bed in a panic*

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send me characters for headcanon!

[thestarsshinebrightcomic]

6.124.412 - Concern For Philodendron and Pothos

what a completely freak accident that was caused by nothing

(Dr. Steele breaks the door open with Sucker Punch.) Dr. Steele: Oh, this place is a mess. Dr. Charkoal isn’t going to be pleased. Roxanne: Maybe they should try making less deadly experiments. Opal: There!

[homunculus-argument]

This counts as vent art.

[marcusbrutus]

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

[heresylog]

I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

[mythalism]

i actually need to know people's thoughts on this because at least in my experience the answer to this has drastically changed since i was on tumblr in the 2010s and its driving me fucking insane

*im talking about fandom takes specifically. not someone being horribly evil about a real-life issue or or blatantly factually incorrect. literally just harmless fandom disagreements or differing interpretations of a text/character/etc.