#and they both know it
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shen twins who live together, binghe shows up to pick up yuan-ge for their "it’s not a date we’re just getting dinner" date, and he spends 10 minutes outside their door practicing his smile and how he’s gonna greet yuan-ge when he opens the door, testing different poses for maximum yuan-ge seducing potential.
he finally rings the doorbell, flynn rider smoulder in place, casually but seductively leaning against the door frame, only for the door to swing open and he comes face to face with shen jiu. he immediately drops the facade, grimacing, and shen jiu reels back in disgust all but hissing at him.
"oh binghe! hi!" shen yuan pops up and smiles from behind his brother. "right on time, i’ll just get my shoes on. jiu-ge why do you look like that, you better fix your face before it gets stuck like that~"
#the shens have a ring camera so they got all of binghe’s pep talk to himself on camera#shen jiu tries to blackmail binghe with it but it doesn’t work bc shen yuan will just coo over binghe being cute#and they both know it#binghe and shen jiu hate each other so much but they love shen yuan#so they’ll make it work#svsss#yes inspired by what happened today#i like jan tho#bingqiu#luo binghe#shen jiu#shen yuan#shen brothers#shen qingqiu
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the face of a man who's been getting away with things his entire life
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My favourite Loop and Siffrin relationship status is "Its not romantic, its not platonic, and its not healthy, but we stay winning <3" cause aint no one doing it like them
#isat#in stars and time#isat loop#isat siffrin#isat spoilers#For the tags :pensive:#But yeah I like their vague ass relationship and defining them as two separate people gets hard when one refuses to acknowledge#themself as a person and the other cant see them as anything but another version of himself so they are the same but they are also not#and they both know it#and then trying to put a label on that?? Nah fam they're just siffrin and Loop they dont need labels for that bullshit
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ANDOR + Texts From Last Night
#there is only one person that can bother nemik#and it is skeen#and they both know it#andor#andor tfln#andor meme#andor shitpost of the day?#arvel skeen#karis nemik#op
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fleetfinite posting hours, look at my goobers
#my art#shoves my fave rarepair in ur face LOOK!!! LOOK AT THEM#fleetfinite#infinite the jackal#fleetway super sonic#yeah i know super sonic isnt called fleetway shut up i just think its a cool name#sth#nobody touch me IM THINKING ABOUT THEM...#this is just a taste. i need to draw them more fucked up#bc their dynamic is a lot more imbalanced and toxic than u may think#obviously. otherwise why would i like it HAHA#the main thing to note is that fleetway is entirely more capable of killing infinite at any time than infinite is of killing fleets#but he chooses to keep infinite alive and around so he can fuck with him in every way#infinites ruby energy is also extremely intriguing and useful to fleets so he likes to use infinite as like a phone charger#hes more fixated on infinite as a tool than as a person. just like everyone else lol :)#but he does find value in infinite as an individual cuz hes really fun to mess with#fleets LOVES stepping over infs boundaries to piss him off and make him uncomfortable#especially bc he knows inf cant do much about it. its fun to watch him squirm#any time inf stands up for himself or appears to be in control its just bc fleets is allowing it to happen#and they both know it#tee hee :3
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writing a new fic and the premise is "what if i made this character's worst nightmare happen to him three times in a row"
#first he has this guy he's hooking up with#and they have feelings for each other#and they both know it#and he dumps him#then he gets outed and hes a professional athlete so thats not great#and then he gets inured and his career ends lol#i rly said “time to ruin this man's life.”#thrice#hollanov
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how far into the summer until they slept together for the first time? & what was their first time like? 🩵
I wanna say ~3 weeks after they first met! Their first time is mentioned in the OG fic — it’s when they go skinny dipping and it’s very very dangerously good
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👻💀ᴛʀɪᴄᴋ ᴏʀ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛ!🦇🕷️🎃
priest obi-wan au! 👀
trick or treat! 🧛♀️🦇 happy Halloween 🥰
priest obi-wan au 🧡🧡 my seasonal and beautiful most beloved !! Here is a ~5 sentence continuation:
Obi-Wan does not turn around—he knows this voice, and he knows that nothing will begin until he turns around, and he knows how it will end already. So he takes his lessons from his holy book—from Lot, who refused to look at his own ruin. He will be like Lot and not his wife.
Even if his ruin feels inevitable.
“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned,” the worshipper murmurs into the stillness of the empty church.
Obi-Wan closes his eyes. “There must be a limit to how many times I may forgive you for the same sin.”
The voice moves closer, tone growing mocking yet confident. “But that’s not how your nature works, Father, is it?“
Obi-Wan thins his lips into a line before releasing his breath and dropping his head. “No, it isn’t,” he says defeatedly.
“We make quite a perfect pair,” Anakin says as his hands land on Obi-Wan’s waist. “As it’s in my nature to sin again and again.”
#asks#priest obi-wan au#to be clear anakin is a demon :>#and this scene ends with obi-wan not turning around#so anakin just eats him out as is#cause obi-wan isn’t strong enough to turn away from that touch#and they both know it
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not me popping back on here with a post after months of semi-inactivity (uni is being a bitch) just to reiterate how much i love writing the pahkitew island cast.
aside from sammy and amy (obviously), literally everyone else can be shipped with one another and it'd make sense to some degree, like it takes skill to create a group of people so inherently shippable (platonically and/or romantically) and ofc the writers didn't know it they just shoved a bunch of random ppl together and dusted their hands off on it but fr tho 😭
(yeah im planning out my leonave 'stranger things inspired' au, and the gears are turning, and i forgot just how much i love writing for this dumbass group)
(i swear im working on the next chapter of a guide to surviving the apocalypse too)
#no but i've way too many ideas lmaoo#i forgot ive a whole longass post in my drafts dedicated to ramblings abt this longfic and i came across it today ahaha#like amy leading a manhunt for leonard bc shes got everyone to think he killed her sister (who she didn't even like much smh)#and topher's one of the ppl involved and when shawn hears he's like “topher? yeah i can handle him dw” (possible tophawn minor pairing??)#and leonard's abt to get the equivalent of being burnt at the stake literally#when guess who shows up in a fucking mercedes of all cars#fucking dave#and he helps leonard escape narrowly by driving fast af and leonard's so confused bc like “i thought you'd be with those guys”#and get this: dave doesnt believe leonard killed sammy bc of his vehement belief that leonard doesn't know magic LMAOOO#and leonard doesnt know whether to be affronted or grudgingly thankful bc if it wasn't for dave's desire for everything to be normal#leonard would have been part of the witch trials 2.0#and idk who's watched st but the plot is somewhat inspired by it#like shawn goes missing first and dave as his best friend is panicking abt it (in this one axel is shawns cousin???)#and then when they find him at last the weird deaths start leading to leonard finding sammy dead and this whole situation#and theres a whole different world underneath them and its up to leonard dave ella and sky to team up and prevent certain destruction#and theres slowburn leonave (with pining leonard and oblivious dave)#and leonard lives with his uncle whos understanding of his passions (unlike his dad who basically gave him away for the same reason)#and leonard's life is total opppsite from dave's#and they both know it#and omgggg this au has been a brainrot for so goddamn long#but idk why i just got a slew of ideas for it today#and like dave stays over at leonards at one point and leonard gives him his bed (like a gentleman)#and the next morning shawn barges in like “wheres my best friend” bc ever since he was taken he's been v paranoid abt losing the ppl he lov#and he hugs dave and daves like “how dirty are you rn” and shawns like “nothing yet i waited so that i can hug you when i see your dumb ass#and everyones like abt dave to leonard “idk if he's the right one for you”#but then later on dave saves his life by going a little bit unhinged classic dave-style#and ends up scaring a nurse and receptionist into retiring early#total drama#td leonard#td dave
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If I was Verstappen and Norris, I wouldn’t feel comfortable that it’s Lewis Hamilton behind me.
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I teared up a bit, but why did they need to breakup?
i left it pretty ambiguous so it's up to interpretation, but the main thing is that iwa's leaving the country.
the story could be set during his time in california. maybe he stayed awhile for reader but now he's heading back to japan. or it could be that they were in japan and now he's going somewhere else (maybe for work?)
#the idea's that he really can't stay#and they both know it#and they hate it#but they have no choice but to accept it#and it's sad#it's inspired by the ending of normal people </3#m.replies
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#laws of attraction#tincharn#charntin#this was so cuuute#i love so much when two people are finally one the same page re: attraction and feelings and it's just a question of when#and they both know it
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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all
#Ollieposting#he is NOT fat btw I know cat fat is not the same as human fat i work very hard to keep him in cat-luxury#But still#We both eat well and sleep lots#and I love that
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Saw it was make a terrible comic day today (June 24 2025) so meet my cats
#makeaterriblecomicday2025#my art#comic#comics#cat comic#it is indeed a terrible comic#but I recently adopted these two after fostering 4 cats and missing having cats of my own#I love them both very much#They're still adjusting to the house and finding who their person is#especially Lucida Sans#But that's ok i know she had a tough start#She and Tammy came to the shelter pregnant#And from Lucida's body it seems like she had been pregnant many times#but now she doesn't have to be a mommy cat anymore#she just learned how to play and have fun!#it took her 2 weeks to learn how to play by watching Tammy play#Meanwhile Tammy has a kitten mindset#she still suckles on Lucida#the only time Tammy purrs is when she's suckling#that is#until she started recently purring when I pet her and carry her around#She is so sweet and funny#but she also jumps on my railing that overlooks the basement stairs down and its a steep fall#and I don't know how to stop her and I live in fear one day she'll slip and fall down
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"In another life I would have really liked just dancing and making inventions with you"
#the way this applies to both ships is fucking me up#i think jayvik and timebomb should go on an inventor double-date. they deserve to be happy#you know the pairing goes hard when that EEAAO line applies#jayvik#timebomb#my post#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane s2 spoilers#jinx arcane#arcane jinx#arcane ekko#ekko arcane#arcane viktor#arcane jayce#jayce arcane#viktor arcane
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huntrix x saja photoshoot
#kpop demon hunters#rumi#jinu#rujinu#jinumi#fanart#my art#rkgk#illustration#matching photoshoot#I want them both so bad#if you know the true reference pics I used for these two#you have elite ball knowledge…#don’t tell anybody#THIS MOVIE RAHHH#go watch kdh NOWW!!
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