#and... i'm actually pretty happy with it?

[kdh-tally]

Saja Boys x Manager!Reader

Prompt : 9 minutes and 42 seconds of the Saja Boys falling for their manager

Author's Note : Since my “10 mins of Rumi and Jinu parenting Baby and Zoey” went well I wanted to make another but with the Saja Boys and their manager!! Tried my best to make this gender Neutral!!! If i missed anything let me know (I'm half asleep writing this)

[“WELCOME TO : 6 times the Saja Boys fell for Y/N (their manager) in 9 minutes and 42 seconds”] [Intro Music : “Gabriela” by EYE-KONS plays in the background] 📝 Narrated by: delulu4rujinu (what my u-tube user would be)

Time Stamp [00:08] [Scene: The Saja Boys being forced to do minimum wage jobs. ] Youtuber’s Caption (YC) : “This is specifically Y/n and Romance at Sephora”

There was an extremely long line leading out of the building and around the street. Why? Romance from the Saja Boys was currently running a free make up program. 

He and the other boys had been forced to split up, with each member being forced into minimum wage jobs for a day. He, however, had been sent to his happy place. A beauty store.

Y/N watched in exhaustion as customer after customer came in, begging the man for advice on what they could possibly do to help with their appearance. “Thank Heavens he isn’t an actual make up artist,” they sighed, rubbing the incoming headache out of your forehead. “These poor people would go broke so quickly.” YC : “They’re not wrong 😭”

As the day came to an end and the store closed its doors to the public, Romance came up behind his pretty manager, wrapping his arms around her torso, his face buried in their neck. Y/n, already used to this behavior, ruffled his hair as she texted instructions on what the remaining boys should do while home alone. 

“That didn’t go too bad right pretty?” The man hummed contentedly. 

“You surprisingly made a decent amount of money,” y/n praised him, turning off their phone and planting a kiss on his cheek. “Good job cutie”

Romance stood, fully stunned, as they walked off. Receiving any form of affection from the normally stoic manager was an achievement worthy of bragging about. So he quickly pulled out his phone, immediately contacting the boys group chat.

Romeo :  Y/n called me cute and gave me a kiss🤤

Spicy Baybie :  So... I think it’s about time we pushed you off a bridge! 

Furry :  Define kiss

Romeo :  Physical contact through lips

Furry :  As in their lips on yours?

Romeo : …. I mean….

#1 WWE Champ :  Man got a kiss on the cheek and went crazy 💀

Time Stamp [01:32 ] [Scene: Baby refusing to eat. ] YC : “That time Baby forced Y/n to feed him cause he was 'injured' ”

Baby was live for the first time in days. There had been no real reason for his random disappearances, he just didn’t feel like going live. Prior to him setting up the stream, he had asked the Pride what they would like to see him do.

The amount of people who begged him to do a spicy food mukbang was incredibly high and so he got to preparing. “Hello Pride~” he cooed at the camera before panning the view around the kitchen. 

Comments flooded the chat as the fans took note of their manager sitting comfortably on the kitchen counter. As he placed the phone on its stand, giving it a good view of where they would be working, he continued to talk, “Today, Y/n-ie and I are gonna be making spicy food for my mukbang later.”

“Hold on what? I never agreed to-”

“Anyways,” he smiled, clapping his hands together to silence his manager, who was staring at him in disbelief. “Let’s begin shall we?" YC : “The way none of them ever let Y/N finish their sentences bro 💀”

Though they hadn’t agreed at first, Y/n decided to help out with the cooking process. Chopping and mixing whatever Baby needed mixing. As he moved to stir the pot of spicy ramen, he had underestimated how hot the metal spoon would be and ended up burning himself. 

“Baby!” y/n gasped, quickly moving his hand under the tap to run over lukewarm water that she slowly turned to completely cold. She pulled out a healing balm from one of the cupboards before applying it to his hands. “You sit here, I’ll finish the rest” she ordered.

Baby nodded, it didn’t really hurt—demon powers and all—but he didn’t mind letting his pretty manager pamper him a bit.  YC : “He’s actually a child 😭🙁”

Y/n was quick to finish the food. She plated it neatly in front of the boy before stepping out of frame. He merely looked at her, easily forgetting he was live, before pointing at his injured hand with his good one. “I can't eat”

“Why Baby?”

“I’m right handed.” Unfortunately, his right hand was the one that was injured. That was how Y/n ended up feeding him every bite of his meal, the boy was kicking his feet under the table as he ate.

Spicy Baybie :  Okay so what kissed your cheek? She literally fed me a whole damn meal 😋

Romeo :  You could've done it yourself I know for a FACT you weren’t even hurt 😒

Spicy Baybie :  Womp Womp Loser

Time Stamp [03:45 ] [Scene: Y/n doing Mystery’s hair. ] YC : “Y/N wanted to try a new hairstyle on someone"

You know that feeling when you watch a five minute tutorial on how to do absolutely anything on youtube and then you all of a sudden feel as though you’re an expert in whatever you were trying to do?

That was Y/n. They had just watched a tutorial on making a wolfcut and needed to practice on someone. Now, all the demons were fortunately able to grow their hair back at alarming rates, but it also meant any of the five would be perfect test subjects.

As they walked into the dorm lounge, their eyes narrowed on their target. “Mystery~ You wanna help me out?” 

Said boy looked up from his nintendo switch, eyes barely peeking out from behind his thick bangs. He said nothing but simply nodded in agreement. Beaming, Y/n moved to sit behind him on the couch as he sat on the floor. 

She already had her scissors and comb so she was ready. She gently laid the boys head back so it rested between her thighs before she began to cut layers into his hair. At this point, Mystery had turned off his switch to focus on the feeling of their hands running through his hair. 

“You don’t mind me doing this right?” she double checked as she evened out the side layers before parting his bangs so she could see his eyes. They were sharp but gentle and very expressive, but he nodded. 

“I don’t mind,” his voice rang out through the room. Y/n nodded before continuing and quickly finishing up. 

They pulled out a mirror from who knows where to place in front of the boy. He looked at his reflection, running a hand through his new haircut, he actually liked it. His eyes were a lot more visible now but he didn’t mind.  YC : “The hairstyle ATE DOWN you guys 😩”

“Thanks Y/n” 

“No problem! Call me if you ever want your hair done again,” they grinned before heading off to learn another tutorial. 

Furry :  [Selfie image of his head between Y/n’s thighs as she does his hair]

Spicy Baybie :  Choke Die Suffocate

#1 WWE Champ :  All in favour of kicking him out of the group say “i”

Time Stamp [05:16 ] [Scene: Y/n allowing Abby to sleep on her. ] YC : “I’d let him sleep on me too not gonna lie”

Y/n laid at peace on the living room couch. They had finished organizing the boys schedule for the next few weeks and was taking a well deserved nap. The boys had entered, taken pictures of their cute manager, and headed in their own directions. 

All of them except Abby. He had gone to his room, changed into pyjama bottoms, he could never find a comfortable top, and headed back to the living room. Without saying a word, he gently scooped his unknowing manager up, laid down under them, and placed them back on his chest. YC : "I want a personal teddy bear too :/"

He prayed they wouldn’t wake up or berate him and it seems as though his prayers were heard. Y/n cuddled closer to the new source of warmth that was being provided, humming in content once they got comfortable. 

Abby wrapped his hands around her waist before letting himself fall asleep as well. It couldn’t get better than this.

#1 WWE Champ :  [Image of Y/n sleeping on him (his face is in the photo and he’s smirking at the camera)] Probably wish you could be me huh?

Jinu-us (Genius 😉) :  When will it be my turn?

#1 WWE Champ :  Try again in maybe 400 life times?

Spicy Baybie :  They still wouldn’t want him then 💀

Romeo :  Jinu, are you going to take that disrespect from children???

Jinu-us (Genius 😉) :  I’m not trying to get banned like Mystery 🧍

Time Stamp [07:21 ] [Scene: Y/n in Jinu’s clothes] YC : “Y/n and Jinu switched outfits”

The boys were live again, this time it was Jinu and Mystery. They seemed to be bonding over losing their group chat privileges. Mystery stayed interacting with the fans and reading comments while Jinu scrolled through tiktok. 

“Could you do the outfit switch trend?” Mystery read a question out loud before looking to his leader, “You know what that is?”

Jinu shook his head before searching it up, Mystery watching next to him. It seemed to be a trend where k-idols would switch clothes with their managers. Jinu’s eyes sparkled as he realized it was going to be his turn to have a cute moment with Y/n. 

He immediately sought them out, Mystery walking slowly behind him. “Y/n! We need to–”

“Switch outfits I know,” they motioned to their phone in hand where they watched the live steam. 

“You watch my lives 🥺”

“I watch all of your lives. Now are we going to do this or?”

He nodded and they both went ahead to change. As Y/n stepped back out into the camera view, the couldn’t help but get a bit nervous. Jinu was a pretty tall guy, so even the small t-shirt he had on completely engulfed Y/n’s slightly shorter frame.

His pants were too large for them so they had to hold them up by the waist. Overall, they looked like a “wannabe hiphop musician from 1995,” Mystery let out a huff of amusement.  YC : "Guy's I didn't know Mystery had jokes like that-"

Jinu was no better. Fortunately for him, Y/n usually walked around in big shirts and comfortable sweatpants. However, it was quite the fit on him, staying tight in inconvenient places. 

However he couldn’t care less. Simply watching Y/n laugh at him in his clothes filled his heart with that warm fuzzy feelings all of the boys got when around their manager. Gosh they were down bad.

Spicy Baybie :  Jinu embarrassed himself on live stream. Again! Your mom must be so disappointed :(  Oh wait–

Jinu-us (Genius 😉) :  I should've left you in the pits of hell with Gwi-ma

Romeo :  That’s actually crazy 🙁 Apologize to Jinu, his mom and his sister Oh wait–

Jinu-us (Genius 😉) :  I’m going to steal Rumi’s weapon and kill all of you myself.

Time Stamp [9:42] [“Thanks for watching!! Don’t forget to like, comment, and send some love to Y/n so they don’t die 💋😉🙏”] [Outro Music: “New Jeans” by Bunies]

[wehavekookies]

I haven't been posting much of practice stuff lately because i suddenly decided to actually get back to traditional and life drawing to walk out of my comfort zone a bit. And it has been walking out of my comfort zone A Lot XD so i didn't have much to post cos everything has been a mess lol. I haven't been drawing traditionally for a long time and hoo boi, and i haven't been drawing from life in like approximately million years, and hooooo boooooi.

But, a month and something has passed and.

Above is some stuff I am ok showing, still very far from were I would want to get, but i finally feel it's not as intimidating. I am making myself home in the nearby cafe, getting ruined on coffee and drawing customers, which is a lot of stepping out of a lot of comfort zones, but it's been a super pleasant experience.

And I'm pretty happy with how it's going considering the first cafe visit resulted in a super wonky stressed out this:

A little disclaimer: the one with the kids was sketched out in pencil and rendered in ink later with a support of a photo i took, because kids move so much -_-

[cherry-coffees]

we can't be friends by Ariana Grande but it's Caitlyn and reader

You and Caitlyn being childhood friends who hang out every day, always clinging to each other and laughing together. Mutually pining for each other, too. Until one day, Caitlyn starts her investigation in Zaun while you're off finishing your studies. Suddenly, your paths diverge, and you barely see her anymore. But you never get over her, not really — she's never far from your thoughts.

The next time you see her, you're sitting outside at a café with a friend, and she's just returned to Piltover. You're about to call out and rush over to Caitlyn for a hug, but you falter when you notice someone by her side. She's with a girl she met in Zaun: muscular, tattooed, and a pretty face.

You watch Caitlyn lean on this girl — Vi — as they make their way towards the Kiramman manor. You observe Vi's gentle hold on Caitlyn's waist and how Caitlyn seems to trust her, even when her trust is so rarely given. She doesn't let anyone see her vulnerable; at least, she didn't. But it only dawns on you when you see Caitlyn's icy blue stare soften when she glances at Vi.

Oh.

"Hey," your friend waves her hand in front of your face. "You good?"

Your eyes drop back down to your mug, though your appetite has been lost. "Yeah, I'm— I'm okay." You swallow down the tears that burn behind your eyes.

"Just thought I saw someone I knew."

I promise my ACTUAL "we can't be friends" fic will not be this sad. I just had to get the sadness out now so the actual fic can be happy. Also wanted to post a little writing while i finish up my other projects <3

~Cherry 🍒

[modanisgf]

DIE WITH A SMILE ; DANIELA AVANZINI.

“IF THE WORLD WAS ENDING, I’D WANNA BE NEXT TO YOU.”

in which you and daniela are tired of sneaking around.

☆ PAIRING(S) : katseye!daniela x 7th member!reader

☆ WARNING(S) : not really any!

☆ TAGS : established relationship, secret relationship, wlw

a/n— this is short n sweet sorry guys… was rushing to post this its a draft from forever ago😭😭😭 ALSO NOT PROOFREAD.. AND HAPPY DANI DAY!!

daniela smiled, as her girlfriend tiredly made her way towards her in the practice room. you sat down right next to dani, laying your head on the girls shoulder.

“i don’t know how you do it dani. i’m so tired after like 2 hours of choreo.” you say, closing your eyes for a moment as you felt yourself relaxing by daniela’s side.

“anyone would get tired n/n.” dani says, giggling.

you simply nod, continuing to let yourself get comfortable until you hears loud footsteps. you jump up from your girlfriends shoulder, the door opening only seconds later to reveal sophia.

“guys we only have a little bit longer until curfew,” their leader states to which daniela nods.

“start packing up.” sophia says, making you groan once the door slammed shut.

daniela laughed at the annoyance in her girlfriends face, as she pulled the girl closer to her and ran her fingers through her hair.

“it’s okay, we still have a bit of time left. just relax.” daniela says quietly, making the girl beside her smile.

you relax once again, closing your eyes as you laid your head on daniela’s shoulder again this time from in front. daniela grabbed your waist keeping a tight grip to make sure you wouldn’t fall from her lap.

daniela smiled at her girlfriend in her lap, giving a small peck to your forehead as you fell asleep.

you felt so comfortable in her arms, if only it could always be that way.

—

the rest of the girls were out getting dinner, and you made sure to keep your girlfriend home with you. you were currently laying your head in daniela’s lap, the girl playing with your hair as you both watched the show on the tv.

the atmosphere was so calming, a cool breeze passing by the two of you from the cracked window. it felt so nice to be alone with your girlfriend for once, you couldn’t help but smile to yourself.

you stared up at daniela, taking in her appearance. she looked so pretty in the glow of the tv, you wanted to kiss her so bad. daniela noticed your stare, her eyes averted from the tv to your face causing your eyes to lock.

“everything okay?” shes asks, taking you out of your trance.

“you’re so pretty.” you say quietly, making the girl above you blush.

“that was so out of nowhere..” daniela mumbles.

"i'm just admiring you." you say, giving daniela a small smile.

she returned the small smile, “thank you.”

daniela ruffled your hair a bit after a period of silence, making you groan.

“dani…” you mumble in arrogance, making the girl above you laugh.

“what? i’m just admiring your hair.” daniela responds, laughing even more at the annoyed look on your face.

there was another period of silence, broken by dani again. she reached for your face, holding it while she spoke to you.

“can i kiss you?” dani asks, her voice soft.

you nod, sparking a small smile from your girlfriend. she held your face gently, giving you a small kiss. dani pulled away for a moment just to go back, kissing you for longer. though her time was up, as the front door swung open. dani didn’t realize it at first, continuing to kiss you. but when she opened her eyes and saw the horrified look on your face, her heart dropped.

“you two are dating?!” megan gasps, the rest of the girls walking in almost in insane shock as well.

you and dani froze. the two of you quickly glanced at each other before getting off of each other in a hurry.

“who? us?”daniela says stupidly, causing you to side eye her.

“way to make it anymore obvious..” you mutter, recieving a apologetic look from your girlfriend in response.

“wait, i actually called it…” lara says, gasping in awe.

“hello? what do you mean.” you reply, glancing at dani once again.

she had sort of a relieved expression on her face, making you smile a bit. you were glad that she felt safe with the girls knowing, considering the two of you weren’t exactly sure on telling them. for one, you didn’t want them dropping the news to anyone who shouldn’t need it (megan) and you also didn’t want to deal with the teasing. the girls teased the two of you without even knowing you were dating, you imagined it would only get worse now.

“you guys are so unbelievably obvious,” lara starts, making you and dani embarrassed.

“for starters, you two are so tense around each other whenever we’re live or filming. it’s like you’re making sure you don’t fuck up and hold each other the wrong way. secondly, you’re the complete opposite off camera. you’re so touchy with each other that if you weren’t dating— you’d both be in denial. and also—“ lara continues, getting cut off by you.

“okay, i think we get it.” you groan, laying back on the couch in embarrassment.

“we just didn’t wanna tell you guys incase you weren’t cool with it y’know, members dating can get kinda weird.” dani replies, giggling a bit at your embarrassed state.

she grabbed your hand while waiting for a response, rubbing circles onto your thumb. daniela was always so sweet to you, making sure you felt comfortable always.

“well if we didn’t all know or have a little bit of an idea, we wouldn’t of cared. and plus, all of us have betted on it since dream academy.” sophia shrugs, leaving you and daniela gagged.

“what, have you two met each other? you’ve been looking at each other like you’ve been married for six years since the beginning.” manon adds.

“so in conclusion we should’ve just told them..” you mutter to dani.

“yeah..”

[ikimaru]

This is pretty dumb, but i gotta wonder, how were you able to consistantly post on the internet without it wearing you out?

I started off just doing it for fun, but the more i did it, the more pressure i put on myself and now I'm sitting here like, 7 years of not drawing at all. I doodle here and there but they're like actual stick figure type doodles you know?

I guess i burned myself out, but I'm not even sure how it happened until it was too late xDD just wanna go back to my happy 18 yo self doodling what i want. Ohhhh the dreams.

omg uhh there's so so many things to say about this topic but I've always been geared to post online, drawing and sharing it is how I connect with people and what pushes me to get better and keep going, I wouldn't get any of that by not posting so quitting has never been in the cards tho I did get burned out at several different points haha

defining goals and what constitutes a payoff is a crucial part of drawing, there's a balance between having fun and perseverance and getting those payoffs, I do think you need all three:

if you only draw for as long as it's fun but have no perseverance or goals you might feel aimless and quit during the times it's not fun

if you only draw striving to achieve something but you're not having any fun you and have no perseverance you might either hate it or quit if there's no immediate payoff

if you only draw through perseverance but there's no goals or fun, you might start wondering why you're doing it at all

I think perseverance is the #1 thing that can carry you through the rest, because I've had times where drawing sucked. A LOT, but if you have it you can try to fix things for as long as it takes, this doesn't mean you have to post your art online, you keep it 100% for yourself if you want, tho personally posting and sharing with others IS a lot of the drive

also personal opinion but if you want to get back into drawing, drawing small doodles or stick figures for fun has the opposite effect 😅 in the long run it's gonna convince you you can only do small doodles and stick figures and everything else will feel like it's too much or too scary to tackle fjksjd

but yeah drawing in our teens was like.. peak lmao our brains are very chaotic, you really feel that pull to just draw whatever all the time

[aroacebaggins]

As Pride Month comes to a close this is a reminder that July is Disability Pride Month!

It's not super well known in my experience, so basically this is a time to acknowledge that disabled people exist and we're not going anywhere, and honor different experiences and disabled history and struggles. Some things to remember:

Disabled is not a bad word. Please just say disabled instead of things like "differently abled".

Not all disabilities are visible, you can't always tell if someone is disabled.

If someone tells you they're disabled, believe them. We already deal with enough doubt and gaslighting from doctors and the medical system. The amount of people who actually fake disabilities is very low and also, not your problem to police!

Anyone can become disabled at any time. We're not so different from you. However, the idea that you may become disabled should not be the only reason you care about these issues.

You are not entitled to information about someone's disability. You can ask questions IF someone says it's okay and depending on the situation. For example, I'm usually pretty okay with questions. Some people aren't. Avoid personal and invasive questions, and never give unsolicited medical advice. Just don't.

We do not owe you inspiration. We can be proud of who we are and we can be angry at the same time. We're humans, don't expect us to be perfect little poster children.

Actual support is better than sympathy. We don't need your pity, but you can still get involved and be an ally.

Educate yourself about ableism and do not assume you are incapable of it, even if you have disabled friends/family. Heck, even if you're disabled yourself. You're not a bad person if you notice you've fallen into the same kinds of ableism prevalent in society, but it is your responsibility to change your behavior/language/etc. Call out ableism when you see it.

Pay attention to political issues in your country that impact disabled rights. In the US, problems with accessibility, education, access to healthcare, wages, marriage equality, etc. aren't new, but we're losing protections right now. (This is a good article, though the title... as mentioned earlier, the idea that issues could affect abled people too really shouldn't be the reason you care).

Use your position as an abled person to help advocate, but try to direct back to disabled voices and spotlight actual disabled people.

I also wanted to go over the meaning of the disability pride flag (shown at the top of this post) because I like it and it's not well known.

Black background - mourning and anger for disabled people who have died from illness but also from negligence, violence, eugenics, and suicide

Parallel, diagonal bands - solidarity in the community and cutting across barriers disabled people face

Red stripe - physical disabilities

Yellow stripe - cognitive and intellectual disabilities and neurodiversity

White stripe - undiagnosed and invisible disabilities

Blue stripe - emotional and psychiatric disabilities

Green stripe - sensory disabilities

So anyway, I'll probably be doing more disability posting for a while as well as my usual, and this is why. Happy Disability Pride Month, and helping spread awareness is appreciated!

[towasdandelion]

Texting Jabberwock and Frostheim ghouls "If I get arrested you're my one phone call"

Something silly for today (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) (before we dive into some angsty angst)

At first Ren throws his usual "okay" but then he rereads and he's actually very concerned? Just what the hell is happening if you're saying stuff like that? His head is instantly filled with weird scenarios of him having to help you "clean up" after whatever you did. How annoying! (Notice how he's concerned more about the work that comes with it rather that your supposed crime? Yeah that's Ren for you) At least you can still count on him!

Towa is not happy at all! What do you mean one phone call? Arrested? He's confused. Who is daring enough to try taking you away from him? He'll make them regret. If you don't want to experience a sudden downpour and thunder that will make everyone pray for their lives then you better explain what's really going on... It might take a while to reassure him but he will understand in the end, more or less. Well, at least you know he's got your back no matter what! (I feel like he would defend you even if you did something bad so..)

Haru's eyes widen when he reads your message. Did his sunshine get into trouble? Just how bad is it? Before you can explain what's going on he's already abandoning his work and gathering his stuff, ready to go wherever you need him. With that being said, he does breath a sigh of relief when he finds out you were simply testing his reaction. He'd hate it if something bad happened and he wasn't there to help you. I guess it doesn't even matter if you're the one at fault or not..

Tohma lets out a sigh, silently hoping you're not actually being serious. Though unfortunately he's already used to your... "talent" of getting in trouble. Well at least he knows how to stay calm. That's the experience speaking! You just wanted to see his reaction hm? Good, then he won't have to deal with a new batch of work. What work you might ask? He won't hold back from anything when it comes to helping you out. You can be sure of that.

Jin is always ready for whatever you might want to throw at him I'm pretty sure (as long as it can be solved with money) so he won't waste time asking unnecessary questions. Just tell him whatever is going on later, he needs to know that you're safe first! Oh you were just joking? Well too bad cause he wasn't. He actually demands you to come to him first before acting. Will support whatever you want or come up with something even better. So be careful, okay? Just saying.

Kaito is on a verge of passing out. He had his fair share of "interesting experiences" so his mind is filled with scenarios of what possibly happened! And right now when he got you to be his girlfriend? Life is so unfair! Anyways, don't expect him to just wail, he would actually help no questions asked, even if it meant risking going to jail with you. You were just seeing his reaction? Oh thank God. He already has your whole wedding planned in his head and he's glad it is going to happen after all. (Hint hint katio you gotta pop the question first)

Luca is the sweetest ever, always. He will literally never judge you even if he personally disagrees with something. Are you in distress? Do you need to talk? He's right there for you! He'd rather have you talk to him first instead of jumping into action without thinking. He's calm and collected too. Whatever it is he will help and make sure you're okay. Oh, it's just a reaction test hm? Well, it doesn't change anything. Everything he said and did was sincere.

[four-leafed-queer-gal]

🌴✨😁🤣😂

....That actually bodes pretty well. I'm happy with this.

💯🙏💛🟨👍

[goobstars]

hii!! i love ur work 🫶🫶

i would like to request jax with a reader who got high off the stupid sauce at spudsy’s with ragatha on accident

𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐊 𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐌𝐓𝐇𝐍

summary : spudsy's was a restaurant loved by many with its good food, amazing sauce, and... two high employees fixing the burgers? oh, nevermind, only one. the other one was being carried away by a purple rabbit.

tags : romance, jax & reader are in a relationship, and reader & ragatha are high.

notes : i'm back because i was speed running a whole lot of requests, so now i have more to post. enjoy!

this was hell.

at first, the sound of a fast food adventure was fine. it amused everyone to think about doing something realistic. like something they would do in the real world.

but that was the thing—this adventure was something you'd do in the real world.

which meant it was excruciatingly boring.

and the fact that gangle was seemingly going insane with that happy mask wasn't helping.

you had been assigned to make burgers with ragatha while pomni worked the register, and zooble and jax were off doing random tasks gangle kept giving them. during those tasks, though, you'd hear jax's grumbles echo through the kitchen as he griped about the adventure.

personally, you were fine. ragatha was nice to talk to, and assembling the burgers was actually pretty easy.

or, it was.

the thing about spudsy's what that it had a signature sauce—stupid sauce. the npc's appeared to love it, yet you were curious as to why it was given such a title until an accident occurred.

ragatha had squeezed the bottle of 'stupid sauce' a little too hard, and the condiment seemed to live up to its name as you both found yourselves in a high-like state.

you were currently on the floor of the kitchen, and ragatha was a few feet away from you while you stared up at the ceiling.

did ceilings always spin when you looked at them?

footsteps echoed through the kitchen as your eyes flickered over towards ragatha, and you noted how jax stepped over her before stopping by your side.

"you're on the floor, too?" he questioned in an irritated tone, yet the annoyance wasn't pointed at you. more or likely, he was tired of being bossed around by gangle and having to do random tasks.

you narrowed your eyes at the sight of him as you ignored his query, and you blinked at him a few times.

"why are you purple?" your question made jax frown as he stared down at you, and you only continued your questions. "rabbits aren't purple, right?"

"you're drunk or something..." he mumbled as he attempted to step over you, but before he could, gangle poked her head out from a corner. "jax, here at spudy's, we don't leave our coworkers when they're feeling down! so, would you please take [name] to the break room?"

a groan left his throat as gangle disappeared, and he peered down at you while you just continued to stare at him in confusion.

"if you're a purple rabbit, why are you hot?" jax raised an eyebrow at your statement, yet you only continued to talk. "does that make me weird to think that?"

"doll, everything you think is weird." he spoke as he squatted down, and he grabbed one of your arms. yet, you yanked it away with a frown. "mean rabbits don't get to touch me."

"since when have you had a problem with me touching you?" his question had a smug tone to it, but you remained stubborn about the whole thing. any time he tried to grab you, you wouldn't let him.

he would rather be taking out the trash than dealing with this.

a sigh left his throat before he grabbed your arm again, but this time, he didn't let you pull away.

"UNHAND ME, YOU NONSENSICAL FOOL!" you shouted, and jax only winced at your volume. why did you have to get high with ragatha?

he threw your arm over his shoulder before shifting his arm underneath your leg, and he lifted you up from the ground.

your legs wrapped around his waist while his hands gripped both of your thighs.

you paused in his grasp before leaning back—your eyes wide as you met his gaze. he peered at you tiredly, yet you only slightly kicked your legs as a wide smile crossed your face. "you're a strong purple rabbit—that's hot."

a snicker left his throat at your words, but a loud gasp escaped your lips as you tried to push him away. "WAIT, NO! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"

as you started to push your hands against his shoulders—which you really made no progress because your arms felt like noodles—, jax only tilted his head before pulling you closer. "doll, i am your boyfriend."

you froze at his statement for a moment before leaning your head against his, and you hummed. "you're lying—"

"you want proof?" as soon as you gifted him a firm nod, he pressed his mouth against yours, and once he pulled away, he choked out a laugh at your expression.

your eyes we're wide while your mouth was agape, and you slowly blinked at him. "again."

"i get that it's impossible to not want more when it comes to me, but we gotta get you to the break room."

jax's voice held a taunting bounce to it as he started walking with you in his arms, and you only frowned at his words as you moved your head to rest on his shoulder. "so, you're basically saying you hate me."

"you're so dramatic..." he stated as he exited the kitchen and entered a small hallway, and he opened the door to the break room.

"you didn't deny it." your words only caused him to roll his eyes as he entered the room, and he closed the door behind him before he walked over to the couch that was present. he leaned down to gently sit you on the couch, and he pried your legs off of his waist while your arms flopped down to your side.

you sat up for a moment before slightly leaning to the side, and you then fell into the couch cushions with a sigh.

jax only chuckled at the sight before kneeling besides the couch, and he poked your forehead with his index finger. "you need to sleep. can't have you high on the job, can we?"

"but i don't want to—the benadryl man is gonna get me..."

jax blinked in confusion, yet he decided to ignore your words as he leaned forward and placed a kiss on your forehead. "just go to sleep, you'll be fine."

"can you stay with me? please?" your pleads made him peer over his shoulder towards the break room door, and he shrugged before facing you.

"gangle did say we don't leave our coworkers when they're feeling down..."

he tilted his head with a smirk, "you feelin' down, doll?"

"YES!"

his grin only grew at your excitement, and he stood up from the ground before sitting on the other side of the couch.

you lazily sat up as you shifted over towards him, and you plopped your head down on his lap.

he placed a hand on top of your face, and he could feel you frown against his palm as you pushed his arm away. when you let go, he only put his hand back on your face, and a muffled gripe erupted from you before you shoved his arm away again with a glare.

or, you attempted to glare.

you just looked like you were trying to pop the only braincell that was working at the moment.

"fine—i'll stop." he announced as he rested his arm against the arm rest, and he leaned his cheek against his fist while peering down at you.

if he was being honest, he didn't mind the state you were in. one, it gave him an excuse not to work, and two, you seemed more relaxed.

for the last couple of adventures, you've been oddly tense, and no matter how many times you lied to him and stated that you were fine, he didn't believe it. it didn't take a genius to note the way you'd fidget with your hands, or the way you'd zone out whenever you thought no one would notice.

but he noticed—he always did.

so, it was nice seeing you relaxed again, even though it was because you were high.

what even got you high?

jax grinned at the question, but before he could ask you it, he heard your tired voice speak up.

"i love you..." your words were slurred, and jax's grin faltered for a moment.

he noted the way your eyes shined the longer you continued to stare up at him, and he questioned if it was because of the current state you were, or because you were looking at him.

the logical side of him assumed it was the first thought, for it appeared like common sense to believe so, yet the more he watched your eyes sparkle, the more he considered the other thought.

maybe your eyes looked that way because you were staring at him.

he let out a low breath as used his free hand to grasp one of yours, and he gifted your hand a gentle squeeze.

"i love you too, doll..."

"barbie, life in the dream house—"

jax sat up a bit so that he wasn't leaning on his other hand, and he used that one to remove his hat before placing the cap on your face. "sleep."

"there's a hole in the hat, i can still see you."

"sleep."

[nekoboydreams]

Hello, sorry for the number of questions in advance and for if they will be a bit of a spoiler.

1.

I noticed that people have already asked about Pierrot's face, but after looking at it, I had questions about his black stripes on his face, can they disappear from strong emotions or at Pierrot's own will? (sorry if I misunderstood)

2. Is there black skin under his hat and is there hair there?

3. What would happen if M/C refused all the tickets or just didn't come to the circus (even if there was a red ticket) for some reason?

4. I don't remember if anyone asked or not, but how would the characters react to alcohol, who would immediately pass out or who wouldn't care

5. Is Harlequin curly, and Pierrot disheveled? If so, how would they feel about M/C having combed their hair! (What shampoo do they use for their hair? It looks gorgeous)

6. How would Harlequin react to the M/C in a clown/jester costume?

I really liked your game, I wish you further progress and success, I look forward to the continuation of this story and once again I apologize for the questions and unnecessary inconvenience, good luck and rest:3

( I hope the translator will translate correctly without misunderstandings)

No problems! 1. Actually, the disappearing stripes were a mistake haha! I'm already fixing some sprites like that, but I think I’ll only update the downloadable version when Day 2 is released.

2. And yes, there’s definitely something slipping out there but it’s not black hair.

3. So Pierrot would keep stalking the MC throughout the days!

4. They’re actually pretty weak to alcohol it was never something they were too interested in trying. I imagine Pierrot would be the first to go down after drinking, followed by the Ticket master, Harlequin, Jester, and lastly the Fifth one, who's the most resistant.

5. Yes, Harlequin has curly hair. Pierrot's hair is mostly straight, but with a slight wave at the ends. They wouldn’t mind if the MC played with their hair Pierrot would actually enjoy it haha. And when it comes to shampoo, they’d usually pick one with a scent they personally like best.

6. Harlequin would respond with a wicked laugh, asking what exactly the MC is trying to say by wearing those clothes.

Thank you! I’m really happy you’re enjoying it!

[avaredava]

Requesting for an obsessed!gojo x reader smut where he loves to eat and overstimulates her🙏

Yes I love that so much 😍 😋 (and by eat i'm pretty sure you mean eating out so i'll go with that and if you literally meant food lover sorry lmao)

☆*:..｡. .｡.:*☆

You and Satoru have been married for years, fully happy. No lows like tons of marriages have. No cheating not even celeb crushes. You two are enough for each other. No cheating or anything. And you both do NOT intend that to change.

One amazing thing about the loving marriage is the sex. Almost all the time. You two fuck like bunnies, no decline in pleasure or how much you do it. Even if you two are busy you two will always fit in a quicky, or two.

He's the perfect man, big heart and one hell of a big dick.

He wants you in every way physically possible, mind and all. He wants you crumbling in his arms, or on his tongue. You were singularly one of the greatest things he has ever tasted.

So that's what he wants right now.

Your sweet pussy on his thirsting tongue. The only thing that can cure his salvation is those pussy juices and the gorgeous tears that roll down your face after your body and mind have been corrupted by him.

So that is what he does most of the time, including now.

His tongue is lapping at your drooling pussy at an alarming rate. His hands are glued to the back of your thighs pushing them back for your knees to touch your chest, rubbing on your perky nipples with each push on your thighs like he's begging for more of your pussy. His tongue is swirling in circular motions then doing quick movements up and down.

His face is basically stuck on your core with eagerness and most importantly a needy he's only shown with you. A needy that can never be controlled or cured but as long as he has pussy, your pussy, he'll survive.

He's whipped and you will always know that.

His tongue is doing tricks on your folds digging into your hole. Juices trickle down his chin with his saliva. He's eating it like an animal at this point, the sheets are wet with his favourite sauce. And he's feeding off of the fact that he made you like that.

He began to grind on the bed, his cock leaking with pre-cum like he's already close to actually cumming. His breath was coming out in short pants barely even breathing only doing short pants every once and awhile since his tongue is in your hole and his nose is on your clit.

It's not boring and sweet, it's harsh and violent. Your seeing stars then nothing quickly closing your eyes when you cum within seconds. Your eyes were filling up with tears because he's been at it for hours at this point. It should be hurting but you can only feel the orgasms and leading up to your high at this point.

This man had no chill, no plan of stopping till you were shaking or crying on the bed. Till the sheets were soaked with your slick, till you were on the grasp of cumming then denying it so you can restart.

He wasn't stopping till you were at the point your body couldn't shake or cry for help.

✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧

Master list's

[devinescribe]

Their Inner Monologue the First Time You Kissed

[Mixed Bag x Reader]

Characters: Snotlout, Hiccup, Tuffnut, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake, Percy Jackson, Octavian, Luke Castellan, Grover Underwood, Steven Meeks, Neil Perry

Snotlout Jorgenson

"Okay so this is really happening... wow she's so gorgeous... she tastes good... I could do this forever... don't panic. Don't panic, you're brave and tough you've faced dragons scarrier than this... am I doing okay? Does she like it? Should I pull away? Is where my hands are okay? Maybe I'll move them up... here. Good good good. She asked before kissing me… felt nice… to have a choice… I don’t really care if that makes me seem weak… Ohh I'm getting lightheaded I need air... oh wow okay okay she looks even better when she pulls away oh Thor help me..."

Tuffnut Thorston

"YESSSS THIS IS AWESOME HAHAHAHAHA I KNEW SHE LIKED ME! …not like I’ve been her boyfriend for a month but… Ha… Bet Hiccup would be jealous. I can actually kiss my girl. He can not afford. Great success. Oh she's laughing into the kiss this is even better! Her laugh is so pretty... would she be mad if I tickled her right now...? No! Focus. Lock in. She's holding on so soft it's like she's scared of hurting me she's adorable I love her so much... I'm hungry... I wonder where Chicken is I haven't- FOCUS TUFFNUT!! THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS IS KISSING YOU!!! Oh she pulled away... oh yeah oxygen. I'm gonna need more so she can learn to survive without oxygen-"

Hiccup Haddock

"And this is really happening okay okay don't... panic? I'm not panicking I'm just worried because I've never done this before and wow she's pretty should my eyes be closed? Where do I put my hands? Where is she comfortable with me touch- oh it's like she read my mind she's just leading my hands that's nice... I like her hand in my hair. Feels really nice. She should do that more often. I'll make it a decree. As future chief your hand should be in my hair 12 out of 24 hours in a day. I hope no one- oh gods I need air... oxygen is yummy. And necessary. I hope she's not mad- oh she's not. I love her."

PercyJackson

"Huzzah!! I have won yes yes yes! This is great, I love this. And we're in a bubble under the lake no one can get us of find us and embarrass us... that would be really crazy honestly... ooh what kind of fish was that? I wonder if the fish ever get confused when I'm down here... oh she has cherry gloss on... yummy... cherry... cherry pie... blueberry pie is better. Just because it's blue. If every food was blue, life would be so much better- FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS- oh we're done. ... I want more."

Octavian

"...this is new... I don't know how to feel... my heart is racing and my face feels hot and... gods she's gorgeous... I wasn't prepared for this I didn't see this in my premonitions...I've never kissed anyone before... I wonder if I'm doing this right... she seems to enjoy it I guess. I'm also enjoying it... I did not understand why campers always wanted to kiss their partners until now... however I still think it is inappropriate and unnecessary to be making out in public. Shameless. At least my girl knows better... waited till we were in private and asked. I love her... she makes me happy... oh yeah oxygen."

Dick Grayson

"Okay Grayson, not the first time you've kissed someone... kissed a few people. Guys girls... but this is... different... it's like... fireworks are going off and my heart is beating out of my chest... she's amazing. She asked before she kissed me... I think that's the first time anyone has ever done that... her hands feel nice on my face... her nails on my scalp... just feels nice. And she's so warm. Makes me forget about everything... about how I'm late for patrols...about the freezing weather Bats is making me go out in... Bruce would never- oh right she needs to breathe. Not all of us were trained by Batman."

Jason Todd

"How do I tell her this is the first time I've kissed anyone?! Without sounding lame... she's so soft... I love squeezing her... she's so plush and sweet.. oh shit... I just knocked my head on hers... oh she just smiling... she's not mad. Okay... she keeps checking in... she's so sweet... no one's ever cared this much... how do I tell her anyway? Hey so remember that I died at 15, got brought back and trained with the LOA for a while until now which I'm 19, meaning I missed out on my core childhood experiences- oh shit... she's... oh she just blushing... and panting..? Oh right she can't hold her breath that long..."

Damian Wayne

"Well... while unexpected... it's not unpleasant nor is it unwelcome. I hope Grayson doesn't walk in, I'll never hear to end of it... unless the fact I have a girlfriend I can kiss would tick him off, in which case, yes. He may. I'm not one for physical contact but this is really nice... It’s soft. Not all consuming… which makes me happy… she’s soft… always asks… I haven’t a clue why… but it’s nice to feel like I have a choice for once. I wish I could stay here all night… would father even let me skip patrols to spend time with her? I wish- oh. Right. Air.”

Tim Drake

“Science says kissing burns calories and if this is how good kisses feel then I’m going to be soooo skinny by the time we’re married. Mhm mhm… okay… what am I supposed to be thinking about during a kiss anyway? Is it like… blank? Or can I think of other things… like how Damian slipped on ice and fell this morning- oh great I laughed into the kiss… oh she’s not mad. I love… I love…”

Luke Castellan

“I can handle this.”

…

“I can not handle this oh gods… what if I suck at kissing what if I mess up- oh damnit I just bit her… oh she’s laughing… okay let’s try this again… and if I put my hand on her face… ahh she’s so warm… so cute. I just want to squeeze her forever and ever my sweet girl…”

Grover Underwood

“Well this is how I die… not a bad way to go… probably the best way to go if I’m being honest. I love this…”

*literally after this, head empty no thoughts.*

Steven Meeks

“Maybe I should’ve read books on how to kiss girls I’m- ahhhh- this is not proper. Not at all. What am I talking about we’ve been going out for months… well maybe the fact I snuck her in and we are kissing on my bed in the dorm when Pitts could walk in at any time… but still… she tatted good… smells good too… probably cuz of the ice cream we had… I’m glad i get to have her… I’m glad she chose me…”

Neil Perry

*head empty no thoughts except ‘I love her so much’*

[puppyboyboyfriend]

1/ I'm a therian!!! Some ppl would consider me a kemonomimi since I don't rlly wanna look fully like my theriotypes, but I'm 100% a therian.

2/ I'm ouppy!!!!!!!!!!!! Many differently breeds of them, but I don't wanna list em cuz sometimes I forget what kind. But Ik I'm fluffy and have floppy ears

3/ Umm idk, I think I've experienced phantom tail shifts before but I only *kinda* felt my tail.

4/ It's more or less the same except now, since I've embraced my alterhumanity, I'm more happy and feel more like myself

5/ It's okay. Some good some bad. I feel like since there's a lot of minors there's a lot of puritanism, but that's kinda it.

6/ Idk, just being me makes me euphoric. Petplay (sexual and non-sexual) is also very euphoric to me. I rlly want ears and a tail and a collar and harness too but sadly I don't have any.

7/ Kinda. I'm fine with what I have but I'm missing my ears and tail. Also rlly want to be a little anthro but only sometimes and not all the time.

8/ Stop giving a fuck about what other alterhumans say or do. You're alterhuman if you experience an alternative version of humanity (or no humanity at all!). Don't let other people police your identity, and don't police your own or other's.

9/ No gear but I rlly want ears and a tail. For fashion i rlly rlly want a collar and harness.

10/ My original idea was that I got so into petplay that I actually started being a puppy but I'm pretty sure I was a puppy before that and it was the inverse. My current idea of the cause is my desire to be cared for and loved and not have to worry about anything but having fun and playing and loving. I have ADHD and this prevents me from taking care of myself a lot, but if I was a puppy I wouldn't have to worry about that and I'd just be taken care of and unconditionally loved and not have to worry all the time. I could focus on what I *want* to focus on instead of having responsibilities yk? That or I was just born a puppy and didn't rlly think abt it until recently, idk.

11/ @joonie-bird you should answer these :33333

If you are an alter/nonhuman, reblog and answer these questions!

(don't be afraid to write a lot, do what you want ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯)

1/ Which category of alterhumanity do you belong to?

2/ What/who is/are your type(s)? (if you have any)

3/ Do you experience shifts? If so, can you tell us your most common shifts and your strangest cameo shift (if you've ever had a cameo shift)?

4/ How do you experience your alterhumanity in everyday life?

5/ What do you think of the community?

6/ What are the things that make you most comfortable and euphoric in your alterhumanity?

7/ Are you experiencing species dysphoria?

8/ What advice would you like to say to a young alterhuman who has just awakened?

9/ Do you have/want to have gears?

10/ Do you know/have any theories about the origin of your alterhumanity? If so, tell us! (all beliefs are legitimate)

11/ Tag someone/a creature to answer these questions!ㅤᵕ̈

[dark-lord-of-awesomeness]

Stan gets cursed, howls moving castle style!!

Youve heard of old stan turning young, get ready for young stan turning old!

Freshly homeless teen stan gives some old lady (witch) on the road lip for... idk saying he should be in school or something. Says hes plenty old to be out and own his own and also shes a nosy bitch.

She gets pissed, bam! Old man stan whose only 18 actually. Now hes old enough, all right!

Omg this sucks, thinks stan, but then. Opportunity.

His resolve had not yet hardened since hes still a kid and super sad and not used to it, so he thinks that being an old man who literally cant say who he is and what he knows makes this curse the perfect disguise to go see his brother!!

He, in a totally non-stalker way, finds ford and tries to be like an older mentor or just like friendly grandpa type guy to see ford again.

Maybe he gets a job as a janitor (backupsmore is so last choice they dont even care about stuff like ids when it comes to staff) for the science department and hangs out with ford when he stays super late doing experiments or studies or whatever.

Ford starts to think this old guy is super weird, but in an endearing way. He provides a role as a goofy, randomized, rule hating friend who is comfortingly familiar and also really bad at advice even though he keeps calling himself a wise old man.

He also gets really caught up on his age and mortality sometimes, which is like. Kind of a bummer. But the guys like almost 70 so fair enough.

He also is really supportive, even if ford knows hes being outrageous. In fact, he was really, really for ford going for it when he mentioned his interest in the supernatural. Maybe hes serious, maybe hes just kind of old person crazy. Its pretty nice either way.

(Stanley starts to get hope that he wont die a sad old man before hes 25 after all...)

Oh man this is kind of sad? And a recipie for disaster lol.

Stan's old, he's 18, he's pushing 70? (unclear). No idea how long he has, and so desperate he uses his new look to just. See his brother again. He just wants to use the last remaining years to make Ford happy or at least support him, get some kind of bond. Something to make his last remaining years on this planet miserable (funnier if Stan's like, 60 but because he was 18 he feels ancient. He's still got a good two decades left)

Oh. Incoming idea.

The witch isn't actually the one who cursed him, Stan cursed himself (just like in howls moving castle). The witch didn't do anything but put a small curse that made Stan realize magic was real, and he accidentally muttered something along the lines of 'man i'm never going to get home until i'm old and grey. Wish i could just get there already' or something.

Then just like Sofie, Stan's curse fades when he's not thinking about enforcing the idea that he's as good as an old man already, and Ford realizes its him through them having a bonding moment, and Ford turns to see Stan's young face. Gets the shock of his life when Stan's awkward smile fades and he rapidly becomes an old man.

Cue huge fight.

Fords furious Stan would go around and trick him like that, make him feel like he has someone who actually cares and supports his ideas, didn't aplogize, and just! AGGH! He's hurt and furious and sad and feeling so many things.

Stan feels even worse than before. He was finally feeling some kind of happy, finally got to see his best friend, and he blew it. Doesn't know how Ford figured it out, but now he's got nothing.

He's gonna die as a sad old man at 25, doesn't bother keeping his job at the college, why bother. All that would do is make Ford even more angry.

And Ford is angry. Even angrier when he can't find Stan anywhere. Stan already ran off once, Fords not gonna let him do it a second time! Especially when he's so old?

Finds Stan and oh god. He looks even older than before. He's an ancient old man, sadness seeping into him and thoughst spiralling out of control.

Cue delayed yelling match, as Ford needs to figure out how to fix his brother before he kicks the bucket on the worlds angriest quest. Not sure how it'd get resolved, but Stan still keeps his silver hair at the end of it.

[basically-neroland]

trying something different today!!

adoptive dad!dante headcanons :3 blehh

bc i see him like a father figure to cope with having a shitty one and i want him to adopt me blehhh sue me (don't)

also there's a depressing lack of dad!dante stuff that isn't x reader and you have a kid. bitch i AM the kid. if you want it done right you gotta do it yourself 🙄

buckle up, it's a long one bc i think/daydream/fantasise about this a lot!! g/n!reader!!!

however he comes across you, he immediately starts trying to be better for you

he tries to keep you at arm's length at first—he doesn't want you to end up like all the other people he's ever given a shit about. he's scared that you'll get hurt too

that being said, if you need cuddles all you have to do is lay down with him or ask. he'll do it no questions asked

he's so gentle with you, he really doesn't wanna hurt you and he knows his own strength pretty well but he'd be scared that he'd slip up at the worst moment. he just wants to keep you safe

he kinda struggles to show it but he actually loves you to bits!! he tries really hard to show it though

he'll do anything to keep you safe and i do mean ANYTHING. he knew it was risky to take you in in the first place but he refuses to lose you too

comes running if you call for him in the middle of the night. he gets so scared that something happened but calms down as soon as he sees you're fine

sits with you in the middle of the night and will let you sleep with him for the rest of the night if you ask

once he gets more comfortable with you and a little less anxious about getting close to you, he's actually a pretty lovey dad!

so. many. dad jokes. it's actually obnoxious oh my gods 🥀

play-fights with you and lets you win

if you have long hair, he'll learn how to braid it for you. he also lets you braid his!!

will let you paint his nails if you ask

he was almost in tears the first time you drew a picture of you two as a family. he never really thought he'd ever have a family again. it didn't even get put on the fridge, he fucking framed it and put it on his desk next to the picture of his mom

honestly all he wants is to make you happy

immediately teaches you how to defend yourself. not even how to fight yet, just self-defense

he honestly gives the best bear/dad hugs. it looks funny as hell too cuz you just. disappear. because he's huge. you want a hug?? bye-bye!! 😭😭

he's not great at spelling—he isn't dyslexic, he just grew up on the streets. anyways sometimes he asks for help like "hey did i spell this right? i can't tell" (this one's kinda personal, i'm rly good at spelling and i love being peoples personal grammarly lol)

blehh i love him i want him to be my dad sorry not sorry

[kennedycore]

Kennedy Book recommendations?

I've read a lot of books on the Kennedys so I'm very happy to receive this ask!

Conversations With Kennedy by Ben Bradlee: One of JFK's closest friends during his time as president. Pretty much retells a lot of the conversations he had with JFK and has a lot of great anecdotes about him, Bobby, Jackie, and the rest of the Kennedy circle, especially during the White House years. Also offers a lot insight into how JFK was like personally, such as JFK privately admitting that he was pro-choice (although probably as a side effect of his affairs). Jackie was not a fan of how revealing the book was and ended their friendship over it lol.

Camera Girl by Carl Sferrazza Anthony: The *best* book on Jackie, although unfortunately it ends at her marriage to JFK (I wish it was longer!). The author did so much verified research on Jackie, and there's a lot of fun and unknown stuff about her adolescence and her time as a reporter in Washington. It's also worth noting that Jackie actually communicated with him in the 90s when he was writing a book about First Ladies which is very cool!

Robert Kennedy And His Times by Arthur Schlesinger: Incredibly detailed and very personal book about Bobby. Schlesinger was a close friend of the Kennedys so his books tend to be a little biased (and there's a lot of idolizing of both JFK and RFK) but he also has a lot of great anecdotes and was around during the White House years and Bobby's 1968 campaign.

An Unfinished Life: JFK by Robert Dallek: I would say this is the definitive book about JFK. It's also pretty objective - it has a lot about his health problems, womanizing, political failures, etc. but it's not gossipy at all and focuses mainly on his political career.

Reckless Youth by Nigel Hamilton: This is a quintessential Kennedy book. You have to read it. Very fun to read and very informative. My personal favorite JFK book because it dives a lot into his psychology and has a lot of fun anecdotes as well. Mostly focuses on him pre-presidency.

Mrs. Kennedy and Me by Clint Hill. He was a longtime Secret Service Agent, and he was famously known as Jackie's personal agent. He has a lot of anecdotes about his time looking after Jackie, JFK and their kids during the White House years. I own all 3 of his books and they're all great.

Robert Kennedy by Evan Thomas: The best Bobby book. Has a lot about his personality, childhood, psychology, politics, the rest of his career. Incredibly well-researched.

The Kennedys: America’s Emerald Kings by Thomas Maier: Best book about the family as a whole. Goes into their origins, how they got into politics, how their background as Irish Catholics heavily affected their perception, focuses on each family member (although not super detailed) it gives you a great picture of everybody in the family. It's also very well-researched.

Death Of A President by William Manchester: The best account of the assassination. Jackie and Bobby actually chose Manchester to interview everyone involved on the day JFK died and write a book about it so that it would be viewed as the best historical source for the assassination. They later filed a lawsuit against him to get some stuff removed because everyone so freely lol. It has so much detail about November 1963 and its aftermath.

True Compass by Ted Kennedy & Times To Remember by Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy: Ted and Rose's memoirs - a lot of cute family anecdotes and a lot of "behind the scenes" on the family. Rose's book especially is great because a lot of the family members like Ethel, Jackie, the grandkids, etc. wrote sections to be inserted into the book.

I tend to steer clear from Taraborrelli and Heymann because their books include a lot of unverified tabloid stuff, although they're very entertaining so if you read them - take them with a grain of salt.

Thanks for the ask! :)