#anti-starker

[donteverblameash]

Tony texting Peter "IN THE LAB. RIGHT NOW. SOS. AHHHHHH" And then asking a frazzled Peter to "Pretty please with a cherry on top" hand him his screw driver because he didn't want to move from his chair and get it himself is like, his equivalent to other dads calling their kids to give them a TV remote less then two feet away from them.

[ibeatsamwinchester]

[ircn-dad]

Can we talk about how cute it is that Peter thought Tony was that tall for the bunny ears?

And also... does that mean they didn't plan at all to do bunny ears to each other? I mean, if they had planned it, Peter would have checked to see if he was doing them right.

So that means that originally the photo was going to be with Tony's arm around Peter's back, and Peter's arm around Tony's shoulders.

These two will never stop making me cry.

[captshipper]

Starker boy mom vibes. Like, Tony raised Peter so well he definitely thinks he deserves to marry the perfect boy he made.

[starkerobsession]

Tony: Wanna fuck?

Peter: But you’re like a father to me.

Tony: I’ll let you call me daddy.

Peter:

Peter: Fine.

[irondad-defensesquad]

(text messages)

mj: hey loser

mj: was that your dad who picked you up

peter: what?!

peter: no it wasn't! it was just mr stark taking me to the internship! totally professional!!!

mj: [sends a picture of tony and peter talking next to tony's car. peter seems enthusiastic and tony is smiling.]

mj: yeah ok

mj: you guys are so cute you make me want to puke

[idk-bruh-20]

(I'm not back sorry y'all, just saw we were due for a reminder)

[oakleaf-courier]

halt x will 🤝 starker 🤝 dick x bruce

ships that i hate for all the same reasons

[emdashbitch]

Joseph Quinn wants his Johnny to meet Tom Holland's Peter

oh god, brace yourselves for the wave of ship fics that use insufferably inaccurate caricatures of their characters... I know they're close in the comics and I ship it, it's cute af, but I cannot deal with a VERY specific section of fandom doing it again. It'll be s/tr/k/r and it'll be ST s4 all over again. We do not need more men from crossovers or as minor characters overshadowing the leading women and their relationships, romantic or familial, with the leading man

nothing against the man but if another of his characters overshadows main female love interests of a male protag one more time-

("x character has two hands" only works if fans have mutual respect for both the love interests holding x character's hands, and 99% of the time the woman is the one who gets treated like crap)

[keith-party]

forever obsessed with that performative little song and dance antis do where one of them interacts with content they genuinely enjoy from a "proship" account and then when their weirdly invasive followers alert them of the misstep they have to be all like OMG EW GROSS as if they actually care, lest they be suspected of the unforgivable crime of liking Problematic Art. It's like clockwork.

[donteverblameash]

I got this little scenario where Tony is hosting a party with a slightly nervous Peter at his heels (it's his first fancy party!) and Tony drags him over to the bar where he gets him an orange juice and with some gentle reminders to himself and a glare from Rhodey from across the room, he orders himself an orange juice as well and for the rest of the night, Tony forgets he's supposed to be entertaining guests and instead has a contest with Peter to see who could blow enough bubbles in their glass to make it overflow first.

[kenztheweirdmf]

idk why but i love being a pro-shipper (but still dislike things) AND a marvel fan and a little bit of DC but not really cus i just make up fanon versions of them in my head so idk *shrug*

[inaccuratewizard]

EVERYONE ABORT THERES CREEPS AROUND HERE RUN AWAY AND HIDE D:

[captshipper]

Tony finishing off all over Peter's pussy but never inside him 🥰🥰

[starkerobsession]

What I woke up to this morning:

Would be nice of you to come off anon. I know it’s the same person because this is the first anti I’ve had in months (maybe years) and all of a sudden I have 6 hateful messages within 24 hours 🙄

[irondad-defensesquad]

the original poster was a pedo shipper so i took custody <3 fuck st/arkers