#anyway will continue soon

[pretend-i-don-t-exist]

OK LISTEN LISTEN

phaidei/myphai au like asian telenovelas

mydei is the son of eurypon and gorgo, who are in charge of a large conglomerate. eurypon has a mistress (unbeknownst to gorgo) and she orders a servant to get rid of mydei so the mistress's son inherits eurypon's riches. the servant doesn't have the heart to kill the baby, so mydei grows up as her son.

so he lives in poverty with his loving and supportive adoptive family, and a group of friends in public school. in a stroke of luck, he wins a scholarship to Chrysos High, a private high school full of students from very rich and very influential families.

initially, mydei wants to pass on the scholarship, not wanting to leave his family (and entire life) behind, but his family and friends insist that this is a once in a lifetime opportunity and he shouldn't squander it. so, reluctantly, he begins as a transferee, scholarship student in Chrysos High.

phainon is aglaea's, a very renowned and successful figure in the fashion industry, adopted son. he's been in Chrysos since kindergarten, and for years, he's known as the school's prince charming. top student in terms of grades, student council president, ace of the basketball team, etc etc.

naturally, he finds mydei as the most interesting person in all of CH, a new face in the sea of familiar faces he's been with since he was a toddler.

now, originally, fate intends to have phainon as mydei's biggest bully who makes his life hell until mydei's status as eurypon's rightful, legitimate son, but unfortunately for fate, phainon being phainon becomes mydei's best friend (and biggest nuisance) instead.

cue the shenanigans:

mydei, accidentally spilling pomegranate juice all over phainon:

the class:

mydei: uh, i'm sorry—

phainon, sensing The Opportunity: !!! it's okay, i have spares. let me buy you another juice!!

mydei: ???

and so phainon bullies mydei into a friendship through sheer enthusiasm. and many pomegranate juices. and snacks. and mild manipulation by asking (begging) the teachers to let him be mydei's group member or partner to help him settle in.

teacher (not anaxa): okay, this project will be done in pairs. phainon, i'll have to pair you with mydei for this one—

phainon: yes!!!

mydei, knowing that this teacher usually lets the students pick their own group members: ???

anyway, mydei doesn't really mind phainon. he's kind, witty, cheerful, and talks a lot but listens well. he's made mydei's life in CH nice and happy. fate's original bullying scenes have all gone to waste bc no one wants to anger the school's darling prince. not that mydei knows the whole story.

[mysticalcats]

me when i'm a useless ray of goddamn sunshine

[gotchibam]

Shiny Mimikyu, Shiny Sylveon, and Shiny Whimsicott ko-fi doodle for wanderbanana! ✨

[forgettable-au]

HOW ARE WE FEELING ABOUT THE NEW DELTARUNE NEWS???!! Just two months more...

I wanted to make something to celebrate, but I have NO time soooo here's another WIP for the animation I'm working on hehe

[westywallowing]

oh the accidental transformations,,,

[pokeberry5]

ignore this if you want

what if Tim with Cat paws

or a little paw print on his cheek

sorry I'm just still obsessed with the booping from yesterday

i remember seeing a batman design where his gauntlets had paw beans for grip, so >:3c

[guardian-angle22]

911: Lone Star | S4E16 -> Soulmate Scene Pt. 2

[xero013]

Nimbasa's Shining Star does it again✨

(🚇⚡)

[oh-no-its-bird]

On top of everything else that's happened in the last month or so

(girlfriend breaking up with me / me running off in the night w the friend I was supposed to be maid of honor with bc her (now ex) fiance came home drunk and scared us, while ofc we also both were in swimsuits and had like NO money or even shoes due to incredibly poor timing / Getting stuck in Dallas for TWO MONTHS longer than I meant to be due to bullshit work transfer systems (and admitedly my own inability to remember that deadlines exist) / that same friend going BACK to her shit boyfriend alone to a city 4 hours away from anyone she may call for help if things go wrong / me now no longer having a place in dallas to stay for these next 2 months bc I was SUPPOSED to stay with that friend but her bastard boyfriend doesn't want me in his house anymore bc he knows I'd tell his girlfriend to dump his ass)

I have now lost my fucking house keys.

Anyways I may or may not be way less active for a bit so this is the formal apology and explanation for that. Sorry guys, we are NOT going back to ur normally scheduled rapid fire ninja content as promised for like. A minute. Possibly. We'll see. Sometimes my own motivation wave surprises me.

Tbh it's my own fault for daring to become a fanfic author tbh. Should have known the "sorry I didn't update, my house burned down teehee <3" curse would come for my ass

[durgeapologist]

if i see a very good take about solas, like good meta, good character analysis, and something i find myself nodding along to, just for it to lead into talking about why his romance is the reason for all his growth and intrigue, and how his romance falls into all of that, i immediately click away. every single one of the ops points become moot to me.

bc why can’t we ever separate this man from romance? why can we not discuss his pitfalls and his motivations and his arc within his individuality, away from a romantic relationship? he is still the same person. he still did those things.

alternatively, meta and analysis i cannot stand that horribly mischaracterizes him, that woobifies him, that villainizes his counterparts, or are all entirely based off headcanons and not actual canon all typically have their own paragraph basing his behavior on being in a romance. as if it's not so deeply conditional.

just give me takes on him as an individual. don’t bring lavellan or even rook into it. solas. as an individual. he is just as interesting out of a romantic tie as he is inside of one. begging.

[made-my-peace-with-all-the-bad]

The minute I lock in on school and get a personality beyond the outsiders it’s over for yall.

[fruitbythefoot7]

bylerween day 1: horror au

scream (1996) but make it byler pt 2: electric boogaloo!! (this time with 100% more blood!)

@bylerween

[tf-rechargeandrebound]

Ok I redesigned them for the last goddamn time

TFR Autobot designs ^^ (I'm sorry if the colours look fucked up idk how to fix exporting stuff)

Character profiles beneath the cut

Optimus Prime

Allegiance: Autobot

Alt mode: Freightliner semi truck

Occupation: Autobot commander, current Prime

Likes: Cybertronian history, reading, Earth’s general vibe, long drives, peace and quiet

Dislikes: His position as Prime (he’s not very vocal about it though), snakes, icy roads, large social functions, taking breaks from all that gosh darn paperwork

Once a humble dock worker named Orion Pax, Optimus Prime is the leader of the Autobot Resistance, and is being counted on to save his home from the Decepticons. Any Autobot would describe him as wise, kind, stoic, somewhat stern, and a great leader who can sometimes get grumpy when stressed or tired. His most trusted officers and family, such as Elita-1, know that he’s also rather socially awkward and a bit of a bookworm. He cares deeply for every single Autobot under his command, and has grown to care for Earth as well. He generally dislikes needlessly reckless behaviour from those around him, as he can’t bear to see even more lives lost to the war. He often doubts himself, his role as Prime, and his actions, even if they were right. At the end of the day, Optimus wants nothing more than to live a quiet life with his loved ones.

Elita-1

Allegiance: Autobot

Alt mode: F-16 Fighting Falcon fighter jet

Occupation: Autobot commander

Likes: Astronomy, meteorology, flying, Earth rain, stargazing

Dislikes: Megatron (everyone hates him but she hates him on a very personal level), confined spaces, caves, snowstorms

Before she was Elita-1, she was Ariel, and before she was Ariel, she was a miner designated AR-1. After escaping the mines when she was young, she was taken in by an old dock boss named Kup who offered her a job at the docks, where she met a young mech named Orion Pax. Elita and Optimus Prime are both co-commanders and conjunx enduras. She’s much more of a social jokester than he is, and is extremely popular amongst the troops. She’s cunning, loyal, intelligent, and a fierce warrior who always stands up for what’s right and puts others before herself, all while being someone who’s willing to lend an ear to anyone who needs to vent. She’s truly the definition of an Autobot.

Bumblebee

Allegiance: Autobot

Alt mode: 2017 Volkswagen Beetle

Occupation: Special Operations scout

Likes: Earth pop culture (especially video games and 80s music), open roads, making friends, adventure, summertime, stories about pre-war Cybertron, carwashes

Dislikes: Being teased for his height, sharp objects, confinement, failing a task or mission

Bumblebee is one of the youngest and most promising soldiers in the Resistance. Raised by Optimus and Elita, he chose to join the fight against the Decepticons once he came of age, a decision that they respect but don’t fully approve of. His oddly small stature makes him ideal for espionage-based missions, and he’s nearly mastered using his size to his advantage while in direct combat. Bee is an extremely upbeat and friendly bot, and while he may be small, he has a big spark that cares deeply for everyone around him. He often recklessly puts himself in danger to protect others, which usually gets him injured, but the injuries are worth it, in his opinion. Overall, Bumblebee is a dependable, determined, and brave Autobot, just like his caretakers.

Wheeljack

Allegiance: Autobot

Alt mode: 2015 Chevrolet Silverado

Occupation: Autobot Science Division, Chief Engineer

Likes: Science, inventing, researching, stunt driving (he doesn’t do it much anymore, though), lab work, reading scientific reports, explaining things he’s invented or fixed, explosions

Dislikes: Listening to his body when it tells him to take breaks, not knowing about a subject, distractions from his work, long fights

Wheeljack is one of Cybertron’s greatest scientific minds. He’s a brilliant, eccentric engineer and a good-natured bot who others like to be around. He can easily become engrossed in his work, and has little regard for his own personal safety, as he frequently patches himself up and regularly visits the medbay after his daily experiment blows up in his face. He often looks out for the youngsters around him, and ends up fostering a strong paternal affection towards his human ally Sadie. While he’s not on the front lines as much as he once was, he’s still quite a capable fighter and a force to be reckoned with.

Ratchet

Allegiance: Autobot

Alt mode: MXP-170 ambulance

Occupation: Chief Medical Officer

Likes: Peace and quiet, napping, organizing his equipment, Engex, bossing people around

Dislikes: People or bots who annoy him, his equipment being disorganized, comments about his age (unless he makes them), hotshot young bots (except for Bee), busy cities

One of Iacon’s best and most dedicated medical professionals, Ratchet is an elderly, cranky old medic who’s constantly trying to keep his fellow Autobots out of trouble. He’s no stranger to wartime, as he's a veteran of the Quintesson War that took place before the majority of his comrades were even protoformed. Having raised both Optimus and Wheeljack, they’re two of the only bots who know that, despite his prickly exterior, Ratchet is actually quite a softie deep down. Still, Ratchet has a nasty temper, and he often doesn’t work well with others, preferring to do things “his way”. When the situation is dire enough, however, he’ll accept help from those around him. Occasionally, he’ll be relaxed enough to lightheartedly joke around with those he’s closest with, but overall he’s a tough, no-nonsense, hard working old bot.

[vanhelsingapologist]

sing the song of sixpence that goes

“burn the witch.”

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Um um um this is my new pc for a little game I may be in next year, run by my partner. She is a blood cleric. In other words: I will be back in the fucking building.

I will expand on her later but here’s some alt.

[utilitycaster]

I say this as someone who doesn't care for bathroom humor (dick jokes yes poop jokes less so) but whenever people get really uptight about Critical Role being full of bathroom humor it's ALWAYS someone who sucks. like the party that rocketed them to stardom would have been called The S.H.I.T.S. forever were it not for them wanting to make a slightly better impression on Twitch G&S audiences in 2015. get over it.

[spaceandbones]

tiktok cannot influence me bcus everything theyre trying to sell me has this weird tiktok specific vibe that I cannot stomach but I see 1 tumblr account post about how to take care of leeches and suddenly I'm sitting around on leeches.com getting ready to adopt