#as for the phone call with kevin...

[foxstens]

personally i really like that cat laila and jeremy don't handle jean's situation perfectly. why would they?

as far as we know the three of them are 'normal' in ways jean simply isn't. even if jeremy's backstory is on par with any of the foxes, it's still obvious that he lives in a very different world and has a different worldview

there's bound to be missteps, especially since the three of them are only college students woefully unprepared for a situation like this

if it blows up in their faces, good. presumably it will lead to conflict and then character development which will ultimately make things better for jean

[adaysgrace]

My favourite aftg throwaway plot is that matt took nicky, aaron and kevin home with him for christmas. like?? 3/4 og monsters wandering nyc with matt?? how did kevin "son of exy" day even show his face in the city without being instantly mobbed?? did they buy each other presents?? these are real journalistic questions

[inadvisablebutinevitable]

the way that Andrew and Neil and Jean all have this incredibly intense codependent relationship with Kevin that’s based off of mutual trauma or binding promises, and then there’s just Jeremy who’s like… “Kevin is my buddy! 😁 We text! 🤗 Kevin you crazy fool! 😜

[incorrect-all-for-the-game]

Kevin: Andrew isn’t answering his phone.

Neil: I’ll call

Nicky: Kevin and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Neil, into the phone: Hello

Andrew, on the other end: Hello.

[iam-anordinary-human-orami]

I would imagine the twinyards rushing to text or call each other for happy birthday only because they made a game out of it, probably one of the sessions with Bee. Game rules are: first to wish "Birth" on the 4th of November wins, loser has to then say "Day", call Kevin and ask him something about history, or exy, or the history of exy. The twinyards turn 38 this year. To this day, Kevin still hasn't figured it out.

[ninyard]

just thought about the jury hearing kevins 911 phone call. just thought about regardless of what andrew says on the stand, everyone’s going to hear kevin explaining what happened.

[falafels]

did kevin and riko know about 9/11 do we think

[lakeshorediving]

what if Kayleigh did tell Wymack about Kevin, and after she died, Kevin went to live with him. It's awkward and Wymack doesn't really know what to do with a 9 year old, but they're making it work. Then the Moriyamas pull some strings to take Kevin away

[maaaaaaaaaagic]

has anyone written the riot scene from andrews pov yet?? I can’t imagine it doesn’t exist somewhere, and I need it biblically

[bun-bun07]

Typical text conversation between Andrew and Kevin.

Andrew: I hope you have a good reason for calling me..

Kevin: and I hope you have a good reason for ignoring me.

Andrew: I was busy breathing, I was eating ice cream at 3:00 in the morning, I was receiving back talk from a very agitating rabbit.

Andrew: Really, everything becomes a good reason when it comes to ignoring you.

Kevin: eating ice cream at 3:00 in the morning, it's 12:00 in the morning now that's not even valid excuse💢

Andrew: I had an upset stomach.

Kevin: for 9 hours😐

Andrew: And?

Kevin: Rabbits don't talk 😐😑😐

Andrew: it was ginger, I heard their magical🥱

Kevin[on his last straw]:.......

[foxstens]

why do we never talk about riko calling kevin on christmas to tell him about neil's tattoo

[anndiscworld-phile]

in my head where declan lynch/kevin day definitely exists, declan would come up with a fun game called What Is Kevin? whenever he overhears any conversation between andrew/neil/kevin

is kevin, andreil's

pet

son

third?

[istherewifiinhell]

okay screenshot time

[ID: Beast Wars Transformers, a show with very early cgi style. 1. Waspinator [possessed by Starscream] says to Blackarachnia, "He's no match for the two of us."

2. Optimus Primal, hanging from a light above him with one arm, pointing the gun mounted on the other forward. He says "How about we make this a double date?" END]

said before getting dinobot to join the fight. Okay? Okay! get it!

[ofkithandmckinney]

[ninyard]

sometimes i wonder if people who follow me ever get confused about what timezone im in because i'm sometimes on here at 7am, in work when it's quiet. or maybe it's 2:40am like it is right now and i'm up late because i'm not in work tomorrow. it must seem like im on here 24/7 sometimes

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

candace flynn is THE most teenage girl character of all time. she is at level 100 anxiety 24/7. she shows her love for her brothers by trying to get them in trouble constantly. her neck is as long as her forearm. she features on a blues album after having an allergic reaction. she has a shrine to her boyfriend in her room. she can't live without her phone. she has a panic room in the basement. she plays 20 instruments that all start with the letter B. she read all of sherlock holmes in one night. she's seen their platypus running around as a secret agent more than once, assumed she was hallucinating each time, and moved on with her life while telling no one. she likes wrestling video games. she was rutabaga princess. she has a billion people to email memes to but when she's trying to think of friends she can only think of four people and one of them is her mom. most animals hate her except monkeys. she invented grilled cheese flavored ice cream. she pretended to be irish for a week. she's autistically obsessed with her universe's version of barney. she writes marvel fanfiction. she does parkour. there's an entire archive of her voice actress screaming just in case her voice ever gave out while recording. she sees her brothers build time machines and rollercoasters every day but doesn't believe in santa. when she starts scheming the wicked witch of the west theme starts playing in the background. she was elected queen of mars. she won a "mayor for the day" essay competition. there's a random person in town who's been avoiding her to the point she doesn't know he exists. she learned how to parallel park by driving a monster truck. she thinks the plural of moose is "meese." she tracks her mom with a GPS. she doesn't know her little brother's full name. she's scared of heights, spiders, and the number seven. when her boyfriend told her he'd call "soon" she started doing complex math to try and figure out when exactly that would be. her first thought upon seeing her royal doppelganger was to go to the laundromat and fill all the dryers with cheese. she earned 50 not-girl-scout patches in one day through sheer determination. she can run fast enough to catch up to moving cars. she can sense when ground is broken in the backyard and when people are judging her. one time she got her face caught in the sink. her brothers carved her into mount rushmore. every now and again a magical zebra appears, calls her kevin, and then disappears again. she killed 99% of an alien invasion with a t-shirt cannon. in an alternate universe she's leading a regime-destroying resistance at the age of 15. she's being accidentally gaslit every day of her life.