#awkwaaaaard

[naomiknight-17]

Had a lil meeting with my exercise therapist before rehab started and discussed that my overall cholesterol is not great, and I was like "Places gotta stop making delicious fried chicken sandwiches, this is the problem"

And she asked if I liked Chik Fil A

I'm like... no. They don't like me. Have you not noticed I'm a bit gay? They don't like that

Apparently she was unaware that Chik supports anti-LGBT legislation and organizations

Yeesh

[ogsuicidal]

my ex (the one i don’t hate but also do not speak to) sent me something on snap and it’s probably just like a happy birthday message but ☠️ i ghosted him many many months ago when we were talkin about meeting up to exchange a few things and talk about our breakup bc i have avoidance issues

[seventeenlovesthree]

All my totally legal screenshot-taking pages seem to be down tonight, so while I have approximately 80% of all Hikari-related screenshots I needed ready... The analysis post may take a bit longer.

[ladyvladina]

☀ : "Excuse you!!" Quick is a fox to react to the unexpected visitor, hands moving on instinct to cover the screen of the computer she was just using. "What did we just talk about recently?! The whole accouncing yourself before entering a room?"

Vladina had burst into the room with exciting news to share, she simply had to tell her adorable servant about a possible sleep over party with all of the girls taking part. But she had walked into a rather sus situation and she was all but speechless.

"Tamamo.....what was that in your screen it looked a bit uhh....." What could she even say? She did not believe her cute servant to be that kind of person. Was having a 1 in a million beauty such as her around not enough?!

[ash-rigby]

okay, sorry to revisit my recent cats 2019 trauma but I've just got to make a specific complaint about the fact that they had the stones to genderbend Old Deuteronomy but apparently not enough stones to keep in the "Old Deuteronomy has buried 9 wives" line in the character's introductory song 😒

[adastrabbit]

LIKE....WHAT.....I DONT....KNOW WHO THAT PERSON WAS

[omens-for-ophelia]

I have many thoughts and ideas but no skill at online social interaction

….and my hubby is napping and not providing the usual advice/gushing/feedback I’m usually spoiled with 😅

basically I am become Aziraphale entirely by accident

[albatris]

I'm quitting my job tomorrow 👉👈

[rin-rin-kururin]

Mmm... I really wish people tagged me here in some funny poll about fandom or game or just questionnaire for some reason. Hmmm, maybe I can find it but I can't remember how it's called in the first place

[umbrellajam]

in fics where Dick offers Nightwing to Tim after taking away Robin, I'm always both 🥹 and 😬 like. man I hope Bruce is dead for realsies in this verse otherwise it's gonna be awkwaaaaard

[balek-nosleep]

Its 3am,im tired ,and my brain is fuck up but, do you think the batfam neaad to keep like a board with red string to link all of bruce body count and their family members. Because like with all the dc comics issues and stuff we've seen a number of canon and fanon ship and like the batkid really don't want to end up in a relationship with the kid of their dad's one night stand / ex ,imagine the family dinner after that, awkwaaaaard.

Like i image just on day.

Bruce,entering to the main living room: jason is it true that you have a current crush on roy?

Jason,taken by surprise: why the fuck do you want to know , my relationship don't have anything to do with you.

Bruce:jason...i fucked his dad

Every batkid present:....eww

Tim putting new strings to the board:interesting

Jason:WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FUCK UP EVERYTHING GOOD IN MY LIFE

Duke:maybe not the best way of saying it jason...':|

Damian:do you have anybody else we should try not to court dear father?

Steph: yeah i mean it would be so much easier if you just gave us a list,even if i admit i don't really want to know that much.

Bruce:...if constantine has kids...it would be a no no

Dick in the corner remembering every time he was whooshed out of the bat cave: :,]

That all good night.

[transingthoseformers]

Autobot adopted kid is glad the war is over, they've grown into at least their teen years and while maybe they may have their thoughts on now Deceptions having interactions with their family that's somehow not involving trying to offline the other, they can accept that if it means no more fighting.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE READY TO ACCEPT THAT MEGATRON IS DATING OPTIMUS. WHAT THE SLAG DAD ("Language!") WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT ONE DAY I MIGHT HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT DOMEHEAD MIGHT ONE DAY BE MY STEP-DAD?!

It's gonna be an awkwaaaaard family dinner lemme tell you. Expect petty behavior from the human not eager to be Megatron's stepchild

😭😭😭 YES

Yes

This does happen

[ladyzee-oddityhunter]

Oh dear… Did something provoke the Necrozma? Because that seems rather extreme.

I know sometimes the legends provoke each other, but I was under the impression that was the balance of nature, like a wildfire clearing way for new forests or the tide eroding the beaches to shape the land. I didn’t realize one could kill the other. They don’t here, at least.

Hello sweetie! Welcome to Rotomblr! Stay safe out there, and feel free to say hello whenever you’d like! ✨

It looks like you’re doing some important work?

@ladyzee-oddityhunter

Hello there, nice to meet you. I’m more than experienced to know how to stay safe, nothing to worry about there

And yes, I very much am. There’s not really anyone else around to keep track of how this universe is falling to pieces, so I might as well document it

[inconmess]

That conversation between Ashton and Fearne... Awkwaaaaard!!!!

Also, the adventures of Fearne and Orym and why you don't follow random creatures out into the wild. So excited to see how it goes

[unhingedlesbear]

I trust this to go well. If it does not um. Uhhhh. Awkwaaaaard

[saarovar]

Happy birthday!!!! >w< cricklet in celebration >:33333!!!!!!!

Aaaaaaaah THE CRICKLET!!! :D :D :D THANK YOU!!!! :D He looks all awkwaaaaard! The little lamb is being awkward! :3 I love the textures on him! :D His fleece--I mean cloak--looks so soft!!!