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Kabru gets dipped and thinks it should have been mithrun
#kabumisu#dungeon meshi#mithrun#kabru#delicious in dungeon#mithrun dungeon meshi#kabru dungeon meshi#sorry i got a new device and just never logged onto tumblr since 😭.#came back to see oomfs stuff...
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hi! I’m not a Larry but I was thinking that the LZ relationship was fake until yesterday. I wasn’t completely convinced she was even there until yesterday. The reasons I thought it was fake:
L did that pap walk w/ a girl a while back, so I figured he wasn’t against these sorts of things, and since that one failed so badly I figured this one would be more elaborate
the dailymail/mirror photos all looked kinda fake/awkward/staged, he’s never seen anywhere but then they found him at the grocery store
the article that came out about fan speculation before they were spotted out together (and the quote from Reddit saying that they saw rumors saying he was dating her when literally NOBODY was saying that)
inconstancies in other articles
weird spam bots I saw on tiktok when after the electric brixton show. (Some TikTok’s were saying that he kept “looking to the balcony” and then there were random accounts who weren’t at that show saying he was looking at Zara? This was only after he followed her and nothing else?)
he hates love island???
he’s been very verbal about his new album upcoming shows/projects and might be doing this for publicity
They posted a concert story together and went public, were seen on a date together, but for whatever reason he didn’t take her to Coachella???
she’s a whole media/journalism expert, so she knows what she’s doing and can make this look real
As a non-Larry, I thought maybe he might be doing this to dissolve Larry speculation while promoting his new stuff, also she gets publicity and has a lot of projects coming up
i saw an anon (idk from what account here on tumblr) that said they knew about this trip in advance (obviously could’ve been fake)
there was an account on Twitter that I follow that warned her followers in advance that this was gonna happen (also could’ve been fake)
But omg, yesterday made me think maybe these were all just coincidences! I guess this might be real after all? Cuz as a non-larry I believe that Eleanor, Danielle, Bri, Freddy, all them were real. I obviously know the blonde girl from last time was fake and I thought this one was fake too? Maybe not? The only weird coincidences I can see now are:
The 2 girls that were posting about him yesterday were HUGE one direction fans and both frequent concertgoers. If they were such fans why did they take pictures/videos without his consent. One girl took a video with L and Z in the background and I saw L look at the camera. The other girl took a picture of them sitting/eating breakfast together. Like specifically to prove that they were together?? Seems disrespectful, especially for someone who is such a fan?
both of those accounts were VERY VERY vocal (responding to comments, replying to tweets, etc) saying things like “they were so cute/happy, etc” and trying to shut down any Larry stuff. Almost like they were told to?
the tumblr anon that I mentioned before (#11) said that they were going on a tropical getaway and the predicted them getting spotted at a night club, which is exactly what happened, so maybe they knew what they were talking about?
are there no larries in Costa Rica lol?
however, these may all just be in my head. I sorta dont like this girl because of the political stuff I’ve heard about her, not sure if it’s true tho. Plus with the whole ridiculous cheating thing, she just doesn’t seem right for her but then again that’s just my silly opinion. Is there anything else that I’m missing? Any other anons or proofs? I didn’t want to say any of this on Twitter cuz my oomfs are raging antis and I don’t want them to hate me 😭😭
I think the best way to look at this stuff is to remove Larry from the equation. It really has nothing to do with that. It’s just incredibly obvious that it’s fake. Even if I believed Louis was into women, he would never want to have such a public relationship and have it splashed all over the tabloids.
I don’t know how to prove something that is so over the top obvious to me. @daisiesonafield-blog has a post on her blog about how to spot a PR relationship. Maybe scroll through that because this one just ticks all the boxes.
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im back after ep 4 umibros.... and i come bearing my thoughts.
pls note.... i have a huge advantage as i know some major spoilers, but i still had fun trying to figure out who did what and why.
i did NOT know who killed who or how many killers there are, or how many accomplices there are or who they are, i went through the red truths and thought about it.
anyways. major spoilers and theory stuff undercut.
this is the list of stuff i already know. i wasnt planning on reading umi at the time, but i was curious and ended up looking some stuff up before i started.
crop for fun & readability.
anyways. onto my thoughts.
when reading through the tips i kinda got surprised reading the note under Rosa, it immediately made me think of Maria because of what happens in ep 4. that + her kihihihihihi laugh made me think that anyone with the kihihihihi in their tips page was probably killed by maria. i have no idea how, but because all the heads were smashed, im assuming a GUN?
Not going to pretend I know how the Shannon body thing works. Everyone else lured out by Maria or Shannon.
you may be asking, okay. how dod they get into eva & hideyoshi's room. well. i am currently working under the assumption of a hidden passageway. "BUT THE RED TRUTHS" STOP!!! Beato says there is no more than 1 hidden passage way..... but... IF THEYRE ALL CONNECTED.... perhaps that counts as one? :) I have convinced myself that there are secret passageways throughout the mansions for quick traversal. With this premise, they can simply leave Eva & hideyoshis room via the secret hatch..... and its just Maria and Shannon/Kanon, so theres nothing really threatening about them as they're children, it's wouldnt be SUPER weird for them to be invited in. or they simply came in and left from the same secret entrance.
i do not know why the servants are going along with this.
I believe either Maria or Beatrice shot Natsuhi. My brain says Beato, but the text makes me thing Maria?
I explained most of everything else in the post, but i have no idea whats up with battler.
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EDIT: after chatting with oomf about why I think think the way I do about what happened, i have stumbled upon MANY ADDITIONAL SUSPICIOUS things.
1) HIDEYOSHI IS EXTREMELY SUSPICIOUS.
Iirc Hideyoshi & Nanjo are the only two people to really "see" Shannon at the beginning. I believe it is simply implied that she was the same as the others, but never actually seen by Battler.
Further more, this makes the Eva & Hideyoshi locked room much more sensible. It's possible Hideyoshi killed Eva, but I don't think he really would? I think it's more likely Hideyoshi helped kill & move the other 5 adults in the shed. And later on, Sayo kills Eva & Hideyoshi? I'm not 100% sure what happened there, but I now believe Hideyoshi is extremely suspicious and in on it. I also choose to bump Maria down to accomplice instead of active killer.
2) "Maria's" involvement
Due to the above, Maria's involvement now make more sense to me, as I didn't really think she could shoot someone. However, I will also say that the kihihihi's in the tips are probably Beato's delusion of Maria. In that this is what Beato's believes Maria would want / she is pretending they are doing this together in her imagination.
3) Something I'm missing
Currently, I believe I am missing SOMETHING, and I think that something is relates to accomplices. When thinking about the other episodes, I have now started to believe that someone is chosen at random for... some reason... and that they and their family temporarily become "in on it".
I was thinking about Hideyoshi & Eva with this & working with the assumption that, along with Hideyoshi, Eva was also in on it and maybe George? But only temporary. So basically:
-someone is chosen at random(?) to be an accomplice
-that person and their family temporarily become in on it
- that family can never survive and must always die in their given episode
I don't feel like typing it all out again, so here's what I said to oomf:
"I think, for whatever reason, each episode someone is randomly chosen to become an accomplice. Idk how or why. And the accomplice that's chosen, it's like... their family temporarily becomes in on it? But they almost certainly are killed by the end.
I'd have to think more about episode 2, I don't remember it well, but.
IF this is somewhat correct...
Hideyoshi is almost certainly in on it at this point. And to that extent, Eva & George may also temporarily be "in on it". I'm not too sure about this part. Anyways. Hideyoshi & Eva are killed with stakes and George is "missing" at the end.
I don't remember the details of episode 2 very well, but Maria & Rosa were a central focus and I THINK they both died in their end?
In episode 3, you kno I'm sus of Batter and his family for the Eva-Beatrice & Hideyoshi thing. They all died.
In ep 4, Jessica and Krauss are both sus, along with others. It's not as prevalent but it is there somewhat.... Jessica's family all died as well.
Curious....."
In conclusion, for episode 1:

Thanks for coming to my Umineko Ted talk.
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If you go with the viz translation, Green might have considered he had to kill Vio in that fight lmfao.
I lean very much on he wasn't going to and wanted to just knock his ass out but the flicker of "Oh shit. I might have to do something horrible" is still a present thought added here.
Since we KNOW Vio has a scar from Blue tossing that rock, and Blue even brought up he wonders how bad Green's scar is Green clutching his stomach here is uhhhh. Concerning haha.
Not beating the "Vio fucked up your stomach" allegations there Green.
Dark Link might have not really gotten the POINT of Green remembering this fight.
or maybe he's just too distracted to care.
Green's fucking face when Dark says "I LIKE VIO TOO!" gets a fucking laugh out of me because holy shit he looks pissed.
Like the audacity of that statement given everything is so funny.
Dark flipping hair colors depending on who he's imitating/talking about is just a fun visual detail and makes me very happy this comic is in color.
Jealousy...It's best served with Depression From Dark Link.
Because dude just keeps sinking back into a depressive state. It's almost like Dark just, doesn't want to talk about himself at all with Green.
He'd rather Green talk about himself/his experiences.
SOooo since I'm here to give all the answers:
"Why WAS Dark crying in this scene?"
Cause of Vio.
He was crying Vio's tears.
His hair has changed to vio's color, and he doesn't even realize he's crying till Green points it out.
There's also the idea he didn't realize Green was TALKING to him since he's not used to being noticed.
Hehe flashback.
So something to note: Blue didn't talk to vio, but just came to sit with him...Weird.
I'm sure there will never be a follow up about that weird detail and it was thrown in for absolutely no reason. :D
So to loop back in on why Dark Link was crying, Vio is just, busted up on the inside about all the bullshit with Shadow Link.
But isn't really allowing himself to express that in any real way.
I added this in cause I felt we didn't get much closure on all the bullshit Vio did in the OG manga due to time. So, here ya go haha.
haha guts spilled.
Vio really sums it up though. He "did" a lot of things by taking NO action. The guilt of inaction is haunting him HARD right now and it's just eating him up inside.
A continuous motif is when shown anything involving what Vio did to Shadow his face is obscured or not detailed, pitch black in shadows.
In this scene it's goopy which just adds this suffocating feel to his actions and words.
Vio's literally drowning in regret over his actions and can't reconcile with what he did.
Smth I honestly think the all ages rating completely holds back on us in the OG. Like I don't need over the top "oh nooo what have I become" but a LITTLE acknowledgement that vio watched Shadow (or at least it's heavily implied) kill people and outright text that he watched Shadow burn a forest would be nice.
We didn't see much of the consequences of Vio's actions even in just a self reflective idea despite them being SO HEAVILY FEATURED in the og manga.
Like we see the actions. We get no real closure for how vio is feeling about it. It's so odd.
Agh. So many emotions so hard to articulate the stuff behind them. XD
Green watching back on a past memory with just, a forlorn look on his face.
Dark is STILL crying and Green goes to wipe away his tears which just oomf.
Dark and Green's relationship is one I love VERY MUCH from a LOT of angles.
In a lot of ways in this scene specifically Dark is a stand in for Vio.
Green's wiping away Vio's tears from Dark. But it's still a sweet action regardless. He's showing kindness to an entity that hasn't been all that kind to him.
And on that note: Dark Link hasn't received much kindness from ANYONE.
Shadow's was basically entirely veiled in watching his own trauma from Vaati being thrown back in his face.
But there's not really strings attached to this action from Green. He's just wanting to comfort Dark, presumably as we'll see in a second BECAUSE he feels he failed when comforting Vio.
Anyway back to Vio and Green lmfao. I had too much to say about 2 panels of DarkGreen.
Vio questioning if Green hates him after this shit is a punch to the gut.
Haha guilt.
Guilt.
GUILT.
Green in FS just kinda fucked off and said "Screw them I don't care" when he was split up from them. (A reasonable response after so much bullshit lmfao)
but in doing so it opened him up to feeling a LOT of guilt over what DID go horribly wrong.
And it all sank in in this moment.
And current Green just watching back with sadness while giving Dark affection just aghhhh.
Pain. All I know is PAIN.
Honesty, togetherness. Pls kiss-
But as morbid as Green's words are it's true. Whether they succeed or fail at least they're together now.
Doesn't mean he's not still scared as hell.
This is the kind of characterization I wish we got from green in the og.
Like his bad leadership skills aren't really addressed in an impactful way outside of him fucking off for a bit haha. Which is never really brought up again after the pyramid bit and it only does in relation to how it affected HIM and not his team as a whole.
Green being more open about how he's a flawed leader is just smth I enjoyed adding.
*Laughs in Vioxgreen*
And I'm not sorry either.
Funny how HERE Vio is talking about the downside of being Link while in current day he's the one who wants to go back to that...
Just a fun food for thought thing.
The kiss is very much spurred from "Damn you're being nice to me rn."
Think you broke him there Vio.
Vio's no fucks given attatude really does boil down to "I've made so many mistakes what's another one" when it came to kissing Green.
Not that Green minded much haha.
Also hilarious you make such a disgusted face at the notion of smooching Shadow Link when page 358 is a moment green-
but yeah Vio's self loathing is on full display here and green's just like "Nah bro. but...you're a good boy-"
Smth I enjoy about Vio is just how much ANY link could be like him if they had enough removed from them.
Vio as a character to me is very much a side of Link that is completely willing to do ANYTHING to succeed and has NOTHING holding him back. Resulting in a very "not like link" link character.
The deadpan way Vio describes what he DID to Shadow Link.
Like in a lot of ways he's just. Numb. Like he's just dissociating with own actions.
It's less of a "Realization" that they're gonna have to deal with Shadow again at some point but the reminder still stings.
There's smth to be said on how I find a lot of people boil down the "Vidow is toxic thing" way to much and basically try to strip the convo of any nuance at ALL.
Here's an idea: They're both victims and perpetrators and they both care about each other but surprise surprise, being on two ends of the hero villain spectrum they were fucked from the start.
Vio lists what he did to Shadow here but Shadow was no fucking saint news flash: THEY TRIED TO KILL EACH OTHER. :D
They both did shitty as hell things to each other cause circumstances fucked them BOTH OVER.
Shadow: Pressured this bitch into joining him and DID NOT take NO for an answer and oh yeah tried to kill him when it turned out vio lied to him-
Literally wtf was Vio supposed to do when Shadow showed up in the woods. Pretending to be on his side just to not DIE if this massive lighting using man child decided to throw a fit if he kept saying no. Their entire team got wasted to shit by this guy and he tried to kill green at the start of the mangaaaaa.
it's almost like coercion is bad or smth...
Imo it's clear they care about each other it's freakin' circumstance that fucked them both over.
In terms of what they did to EACH OTHER I'd say Vidow is pretty even on that board. (If we don't count what Shadow did to other people in which, lmfao Shadow, the bad guy character is clearly more evil)
I have a lot of thoughts about Vidow lmfao.
I happen to like the fact they're a doomed romance I can give a happier and worse ending but that's just me-
Green and Vio after kissing:
😳
but yeah lol thanks for your input Green I'm sure Vio appreciates it. XD
Haha very funny Vio.
Though there is smth to be said about how Vio spent who knows how long sleeping next to Shadow Link that sleeping alone after that would be weird.
Oh Green. Sweet Sweet Green.
THE FUCK ELSE WERE YOU MEANT TO DO!?
ENLIGHTEN US PLEASE!?
Thank you dark for telling him affectively to stfu.
Dark's eyes being white with Blue is very unnerving and I like it. XDD
I'm just gonna say it:
I am in love with the last panel for a LOT of reasons.
So many.
Like idk where to even start holy shit.
1st of all: Dark giving green the flower. I've shit posted he wanted Green to eat it but that's not a joke lmfao.
2nd of all: Dark Link being a sweetie not only in his actions but his words. It was very fun to write him with someone he truly deeply respects.
Vaati he considers too dumb to live and Shadow he straight up thinks is the evilest entity alive. Zelda he barely interacted with and I've given my thoughts on them I think but like, there's not enough there to really deeply dive into yet.
Green, GREEN IS SOMEONE HE OUTRIGHT LIKES! And we get to actually see Green and Dark interact for an extended period UNLIKE Dark and Zelda. (I will have a LOT to say about them later lmfao)
And what Dark is saying here just, is the truth. Green is downplaying what he did MAJORLY, and Dark getting him back into a realistic sense of what is even feasible for one person to do is a welcome thing.
Overall I'm very happy with the dialogue I ended up with being "You did what you could with what you knew, that's all anyone could ask of you."
It's words I think a lot of people need to hear at one point or another.
Also, Dark Link is in a very similar boat AS GREEN. Vaati puts insane expectations on him and acts like he's a failure for not meeting them. Dark hasn't quite been hit with the "i'm not good enough" stick yet to take any of that seriously but they are in a similar boat of having the weight of their own worlds on their shoulders.
This is an experience he can actually RELATE to Green on in his own way.
In a lot of ways, darks lack of insecurity, and him kind standing up for Green here is a reflection of how he doesn’t view himself as a failure despite being treated like one. He's seen failure and doesn't deem Green or himself failures and won't beat around the bush in saying as much.
Overall I think the point that Dark makes, that sometimes there is nothing else you can do. And digging yourself into a guilt hole is not helping. Reminding yourself "I did what I could with what I knew" is a good thing to keep close to your heart. I think that point feels very strong coming from him. XD
You as a single person can't fix everything and you shouldn't have to.
Dark's infamous bitching about Vaati doing NOTHING while he does all the work, and him saying to Green "Bro you did the best you can" feels so personal and well indented coming from him. Which ah, has been so lacking in someone who thus far has been around people like Shadow and Vaati. XD
3rd of all:
This highlights an aspect of Dark that has been, rather shrouded in a questionable variable.
If he can TRUELY be a helpful entity or if he's only really evil. Obviously there's clues that Dark is more than what he seemed at first since he uttered that he wanted kisses and cuddles lmfao.
But this highlights the "Dark is a fucked up therapist" angle.
Lastly this whole interaction just stands out as smth that doesn't benefit Dark in a single way. In fact it might actually be a detriment to him.
One of his self described tasks is to destroy their mentality so they can't do anything to Vaati. But respects Green too much to not say smth when Green is being an idiot towards himself. XD
Having Dark being a nuanced character is smth I enjoy a lot because he's just so complicated. Shadow's whole "I'm the hero link think" didn't go beyond basically just jabbing at Link there was a dude with his face running around being bad and reveled in being bad.
But I like exploring a character who TRUELY thinks they are like Link and not just doing it as a jab. Dark's delusions that he IS a good hero is what makes him so fun to me. (I do like Shadow's characterization but making Dark and Shadow substantially different from each other was the goal. XD)
Cause Dark Link's thoughts that he's a hero aren't skin deep or just him talking himself up vs Shadow. Dark's mind is constantly contradicting itself to what he's supposed to be doing.
His main goal often defaulting to just wanting connection with others even if it kinda bites his other goals in the ass. Cause dude is lonely as hell as well as depressed and connecting with others kind of becomes his main driving force vs his actual purpose. XD
Suffice to say: I like this one panel a lot and DarkGreen as a whole means a lot to me from a story standpoint not just pure shipping fodder. XD (Even though unironically I do think they're one of the best ships in the comic from a dynamic standpoint.)
I think Dark is an important character in EVERYONE progressing their development in FSR and I do like how he's so flexible as to be a good foil or nudge characters in certain directions.
Darkgreen as a dynamic specifically just hits good cause of how it feeds into Green's arc of accepting help and listening to the fact he's not a failure and that this time, he doesn't have to pile things on his own shoulders and he can rely on his team. (Which is similar to his arc from the manga but the twist here is that he feels he needs to bare the weight of being the team leader.)
Dark kind of ended up being a "Safe" person to talk about his anxieties about.
Which is very ironic.
Lmfao. Green wasn't expecting that at ALL from this dude.
panel 2 is funny cause haha more funny out of pocket things Dark says involving "romance" (His urge to be close to people)
The "huh?" "Huh?" back and forth is inspired by smth in AOT lmfao go figure but two characters "huh?" ing at each other just gets a laugh out of me.
Like they're both confused to shit.
Green especially must have a ton of crap going on up there because this dude is ALL OVER THE PLACE during this conversation but admitting "Hey I'd want you to kiss me too" is probs the weirdest part lmfao.
The absurdity and audacity is just, laughable.
I don't remember who exactly Dark is quoting but I know SOMEONE said "Shadow link's a really bad guy" (I really wanna say it is green lol) and I thought it'd be funny if Dark repeated them here considering the circumstances. XD
It sounds childish as fuck but also cements WHY Dark doesn't like Shadow Link immediately at least in context to Green. Since Green doesn't know anything about their scuffle.
Of course Green pries a bit because figuring out Dark and Shadow got beef is...interesting to say the least.
He saw Shadow shaking him like a magic 8 ball so he's not THAT surprised but still that's weird.
Dark fundamentally seems to not really understand why he pissed Shadow off or he's being obtuse on purpose. Take your pick. Either way he's very to the point on him perceiving Green as "Hating" Shadow Link.
When in reality it's a lot more complicated than that.
Green also catches Dark refers to himself as a hero here which, confuses him but also intrigues him a bit.
Since I'm pretty sure this is the first time Dark has proclaimed himself to be a hero in Green's presence. XD
And considering Green's context: That's a wild ass thing to say.
I think it's interesting Green feels safe enough to confide in Dark at all...
Or you could take it how I kinda thought and by mere proxy of Dark not really being someone he can't afford to not let down, he can be honest about his feelings.
The other 3 colors and Shadow he has to have an heir of control and leadership around. Dark, doesn't expect squat from him, Dark is kinda their enemy...and he isn't someone Green needs to have a mask around.
Dark also giving him wiggle room to feel safe for that second I think Green just kinda, broke and wanted to talk about his feelings with SOMEONE and that SOMEONE just happens to be the nightmare monster that's a mental terror.
I think he's also lowkey defensive about why he's still a bit ehhhhh relationship wise with Shadow Link. XD
Because Green's wording here is WEIRD
"Nothing was the same after...ALL of it." - is more in reference to their entire journey and while Dark is the curse destroying their head Green can't blame him for shit that SHADOW did to make them mentally unwell as hell haha.
Like...Well the things Green describes above.
SPECIFICALLY the "You didn't laugh while me and Vio nearly killed each other" is...AMUSING because Dark did just watch kinda in surprise at that lmfao. His take away from that fight was "You like Vio? I like vio too. ^w^"
Green's not aware that Dark did uh, goofy things involving vio at the start of this comic haha.
Green's general bitterness towards Shadow makes a ton of sense. As Green puts it, Shadow put them through HELL. And he has every right to be pissed I think even if Shadow helped them in the end.
1 - It's called denial sweetheart they were both in it last night. XDDDD Vidow be complicated ya just gotta accept it.
2 - I fucking love Dark Link. He's just a treasure. Confused by Vio and Shadow's confusing ass relationship.
3 - Green's got that sexy self reflection to make his opinions nuanced.
4 - Truth.
5 - Dark Link's like "Damn I found a smart boy"
I do love Green getting shy at Dark Link praising him haha.
The admittion Dark thinks Green is a good hero also gives insight into what Dark THINKS a good hero IS to begin with.
What's fun here is just how different of a character Green is to Vaati or Shadow. Dark Link (At this point) hasn't had anything to berate Green on being hypocritical or weird about. (That wasn't Green's direct insecurities that Dark was just parroting) When in comparison to Vaati or Shadow who are "lying idiots". XD
Green downplays any good things he does while wallowing in his mistakes And Dark's like "...What are you talking about???"
Also Green. That last statement. You shouldn't have said it haha.
1 - That moment where Dark just, freezes and stops talking and STARES. Greens' like "Uh...you okay" wordlessly.
2. Creepy face.
3. Oh dear it's worse. XD I cannot remove the inflections from that one Lazy town meme "WOULD YOU LIKE TOO!?" and it makes me laugh but Dark's in general just, creepy as hell in these panels.
Also fun time into getting into Dark Link blushing since I don't know if I've gone into that:
Dark Link blushes for a lot of reasons but tends to do it when he's emotionally unstable. And he FOR SURE IS after Green made that throw away statement that he's unable to see into memories.
Dark Link is ALL too eager to share that experience though. For better or for worse.
I call him a sweaty weirdo for a reason. Dude be sweaty. XD
This entire page is hilarious and horrible for Green but Dark having no emotional filters is the norm for him at this point hah.
The main take away here is that Dark wants a "yes" out of Green when it comes to letting Green see something.
Green's horrified "WHAAAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!?" is the first time someone's ACTUALLY referenced verbally that Dark makes disturbing expressions. XD
Which is another thing Dark does involuntarily when over excited. Like it's obvious Dark's not a normal human and I don't exactly think the hylian-ish form we see of him is his natural state. I think it's the result of him mimicking Link's appearance.
I think the interesting take away is that Green kinda catches on imediately Dark isn't acting this way to scare or hurt him but just has zero emotional regulation. But who'd fault Green for being scared from this behavior. XD
Dark's dialogue is all sorts of concerning here. Saying "They can watch whatever Green would like", which is very much a push to get Green to watch SOMETHING with him to a point where he doesn't care WHAT it is as long as they do it. But describes the process as "Sickening" which... Seems to throw the idea it'd be "fun" out the window but he proceeds to say "It'll be SO fun we'll both THROW UP"
Which uhhh.
Okay then buddy.
The response Green gives, which is to just gently push Dark off him is a far cry from how Vaati and Shadow treat him physically.
Green's got insane patience.
Which speaking of that, if Dark is ONLY used to physically violent actions towards himself, him shoving Green on the ground and not really thinking about it makes a lot more sense.
I think the most gentle thing someone's done was Shadow and Vaati patting him on the head.
It's funny to me how Dark kind of realizes his behavior was inappropriate from Green's reaction and apologizes. Which, again is smth you wouldn't expect out of your casual evil villain man.
Green comes to the conclusion that Dark is nuttier than a squirrel which...took ya long enough bud XD
Again Green kind of applies "This is a bad guy who's trying to trick me" logic. Which we know isn't really Dark's style.
Lying is what his DAD does after all-
Dark confusing the words "Catch" with like, the physical action of catching something which is just smth I find cute.
I'm sure I've touched on it before but Dark's conflation of "Fun" and "Pain" has been smth with him from the start of the comic. (Masochist much lmfao)
And on a level he kinda knows it'll make Green miserable to watch something with him but kinda doesn't care and just wants to do it WITH SOMEONE for once. Thus he doesn't want any payment because, well. Asking for payment would be rude.
I just like his completely broken logic on that because it shows how mangled Dark's idea of things like pleasurable and painful experiences are.
Green's determination is a turn on for Dark apparently.
Just kidding but Green. Green. Awww Green.
That's such a bad idea to look into Vio's memories stop.
Slot machine Dark was just a fun visual I thought would be weird unnerving, kinda funny and match Zelda quirkiness.
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what are your thoughts on each nct member
im crying there are 22 of you here thats fewer people than nct. who's sending me this. anyway im bored so ill answer... really long obviously there are so many guys
i dont have any thoughts on the wish members ive never streamed idk any of their names and i'll keep it that way bless their hearts. or not idk
jisung: idgaffff his dancing is overhyped and he's charmless to me and i hate deepvoice rappers forever
chenle: probably nicest voice in dream but that's a really low bar. dont really have other thoughts. i've heard he cares a lot about basketball which can either be charming or offputting i dont know enough about him to say
yangyang: thats OOMF top 3 in ncity to me <3 i really did not care about him all when i was first entering weishenville sorry for my anti-kpop rapper bias but he's soooo fun to watch onstage. imo the only one other than ten obviously who's got a good handle on #It. and he has the cutest smile ever probably. and i like him :-)
jaemin: idgaf i literally cannot think of a single thing to say here
haechan: seems like an unsavoury bloke from what i've seen of his scandals and i hate his voice so so so badly like when i first listened to 127 on purpose i had to pause and look up a lyric video to see whose voice i hated so much. good performer though
jeno: least fave nct member and i dont like many of them. disband
renjun: hope he's feeling better these days. no further thoughts
hendery: thats OOMF but kind of less than the rest of wayv sorry.. he's like one of the only idols ever i think is genuinely funny the way he speaks and acts is so 😭 i really dont know how he comes up with any of it. was sincerely baffled when i found out he wasnt wasian
xiaojun: he's all right
mark: ive literally never been impressed by any performance ive seen from him idk WHERE people get the all rounder genius idol thing from it's not showing #ToMe!!! the originator of many fave reaction images though so he's okay in my book
jungwoo: idgaf. wait no back when djj was announced people kept comparing him to xiumin in cbx to justify his place there (as in 2 main vocals / guy who isn't a main vocal) and he is not xiumin he could never dream of having my beautiful sister's charisma uniqueness nerve or talent! other than that idgaf
winwin: saw the news today hope he heals all righttt and it's nothing too serious... as an idol he brings nothing to the table except cuteness and that's not very important to me so i hope his career in cn thrives bless
jaehyun: tbh when nct first debuted i hated him so badly for literally no reason like his face just made me so mad. and look at us now <3 he is my entire 127 tag. i liked his debut so i'll continue following his solo career and he's also funny to me but i can't say that without feeling like jaehyun tote bag tweet
ten: thats OOMF another top 3 member <3 he's EVERYTHINGGGG imo the only nct member who's like absolutely a star & built to be a soloist.. i cannot wait for his second albummm i love his vision he is so so so so insanely talented it boggles the mind. and also so cool... i rarely think idols are cool but he is so cool
doyoung: he's a crazy ass hater with an evil spirit but i kind of fuck with it idk if i had to pick a second fave 127 member it would probably be him he's funny to watch. i streamed from little wave a few times also
kun: thats OOMF every time he's mentioned that he was the one who pushed for a certain song/production choice (new ride being in gmt, the strings at the end of omy) it's been one of my favourite parts of whatever the final product is so i really appreciate that. ten's kinda right about him he's so old but it's really charming to me
yuta: idrgaf. i thought his solo debut was interesting ill be giving his future stuff exactly one stream and perhaps more if the execution improves
taeyong: i think it's so funny how everyone buys the cutesy act he started going hard on immediately after his bullying scandal came out😭 loved his work on baby don't stop & call d. hated his work on everything else. every time his verse on rv's cover of be natural comes on i take a moment to curse him out
johnny: from chicago and yet so deeply charmless he gives this beautiful city a bad name. disband
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VEGAS HI! <3 it's been so long, i've just been so swamped in my last semester of college (i'm taking 7 classes... i'm kinda insane but i need to LEAVE this school i h8 it here!)
i've been lurking and reading your newest fics and i'm so living for the kinktober stuff you've got so far. also, i'm so glad to see you got into love & deepspace RAAAAAHHHHHH. i've noticed you talked about zayne + sylus being your top faves, and as a zayne girlie since day 1 of playing, that made me so happy. (literally since day 1... i had the app pre-saved before the drop date in january. HJDHFJDJFDHK.) shoutouts to your sex therapist!sylus fic (#needthat) and the brief mention of how zayne is so similar to kento... my suit and tie husbands ... UGH.
i've genuinely just been going through the motions but i'm so grateful for your blog and the space you've curated. it means so much <333 for all the freaks out there who are stressed and getting their ass handed by life! [lich rally writing this as i have a mini essay due in like 2 hours and i haven't started... OOP!]
i'll drop back in again whenever i can HAHAHAH. sending you so much love and happy halloween! <3
(p.s. consider a ghostface!sylus idea... teehee!)
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BATTYYYYYY MY LOVE !!!!!! it has !!!! omg i could never forget you <3 glad to hear from u as always n i hope college gets better for you bae 🫰. oomf i know, that’ll def be me once my semester starts sooo not ready ugh. sending u lots of positive energy tho !!!!!! u got this muwah.

ahhhh im flattered :’)))). i hope to finish a lil smth up by tomorrow n see if i have any energy left for the weekend. (PRAYING🤞) but thank u sm i appreciate u !!!!! YEAAAAAAH. unfortunately im kinda burned out of lads already LMAO. sylus's card just came out n i wanna pull so bad but i have like nothing 😫. i spent all my gems on the last banner n was so lucky getting zayne and sylus my mennnn. but yep i love zayne <3 he grew on me, kinda found him ….. boring at first but he gives me kento vibes—plus his story is so ???? poor baby. BUT UR SO RIGHT imagine a crossover with kento ‘n zayne ….. 🤭
but nonnie, it’ll be okay <3 givin u a big virtual hug HANG IN THERE !!!!!!! of courseeee, im glad my blog is able to provide a sort of safe freaky space xo. good luck on ur essay !!!!! 🫂 hydrate, eat & get some well rest. come back ANYYYY time, and happy halloween !!!!!
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Not trying to come at you as a bitch just a genuine concern but I get a feeling you don’t actually care people are upset with Harry and are basically just turning a blind eye until it “blows over,” and are lowkey one of the harries that will never look beyond something as big as him ignoring a genocide because you’re that loyal to him. I know I’ve said things about it that you’ve deleted out of your inbox, I’m sure I’m not the only one. I’m not saying you have to sit here and trash him but I’ve only seen you barely acknowledge Pleasing ignoring stuff and not Harry, and that just shows me you won’t call him out no matter the circumstance. But on the other hand If you actually don’t feel a need to call him out then you’re siding with his silence and that’s even worse to me. I think one person on here said they were upset with Harry as a Palestinian and you retaliated back with the “well he’s not a bad person hopefully he speaks soon!” Like there’s just always an excuse that needs to be made for him and it just seems like you don’t actually care because if he speaks or not it won’t make any difference to you. You’ve done nothing to show you’re upset about this just as simple as liking or retweeting oomfs stuff explaining why he should speak out. You’ve done nothing to acknowledge the Pleasing boycott and instead posted your perfume. It’s unfortunately giving off a vibe that you’re ok with him and his brand ultimately being complicit to this genocide rn
I never want it to come off like I dont care at all. It really makes no sense to me why he's being silent or hasn't even signed for a ceasefire. I am also disappointed and sad he hasn't. If im being honest I just genuinely don't really know what to say, I don't want to say the wrong thing, like when I said he's not a bad person I was not trying to make an excuse for him at all, I see now that it definitely came off that way. I believe he isn't a bad person, but at the end of the day he is a rich white celebrity and he's gonna be in his bubble and do disappointing things, which he has done in the past and this is also one of them. Which is obviously not okay. And I also want to clarify I bought and posted my pleasing perfume before the boycotting. I hope this makes sense, I'm just waking up.
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If I typed a live review of my spotify discover would you read it? Too late- (Indie-rock/pop, punk, ???, mid-west emo, math-rock,etc Be warned I am a hater about some petty shit lmao)
Carousel- CJ the X
This song is beautifully produced, the melody of “everything will be alright” sounding just slightly off kilter and perfectly fits the teetering vibes of the song. I love the carnival vibe- lyrics flow so effortlessly. The RUNS BRO. Really perfect window into a probably fucked up breakdown. Hope things got better CJ <3 “I don’t blame anybody but me/ You’re too kind, I am a disease!” oof.
A big brown dog named bagel- Nep
“I kind of wanted to bite-” I love the incorporation of bossa grooves into this indie rock, gay as hell love song. “I feel like we’re gonna marry way too quickly” This feeling. Really cute. Vocals are so sweet- you just kind of want to scoop the vocalist up and hug her.
PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN - QUEEF JERKY, ethan is online
The best of the worst or the worst of the best? The beat switch up had me actually grooving- good shit. "Go to the zoo and see some fish."
Spirit Week- happy trendy
So cozy, comfy, fuzzy. Whenever I hear fuzzy vocals it feels like my ears are being hugged idk why. Sad but in a kind of melancholy optimist way? If that makes sense. Chords got a little tired by the end but I forgive all sins for fuzzzzzzzz
Glow- Alice Phoebe lou
Aussie vocals perhaps? "When you were dreaming, I looked in. I saw everything." What a sweet, dizzy tune. Sounds like getting drunk in a carpeted room that looks like it’s from the 70s. “I’m a lover, just never knew how” Relatable. Vocalist has this really nice vibrato that reminds me of judy garland or ella fitzgerald, such a nice warm tone. Lots of hug songs in here. I’m a lover of this one. C:
Wasteland- wooded fang
Surf rock type of vibe? Feels like something I’d listen to as the sun sets on a long car trip- about to have a delirious few hours outside of time. I cannot fathom my man’s lyrics but he’s got such a relaxed delivery it’s real fun. Good vibe. "dododododododododo"
Feelin down- primrose
Drum good. Fr the production/recording on these drums is so nice. I feel like im sitting in the drummers lap but in a comfy way- like the rest of the song is absolutely great also but man.. I appreciate the work that went into getting these drums so nice. Also love the moments where the band stops. Love a stop. Satisfying. Ngl the vocals are nice but I wish he’d put a lil more OOmf in it y’know? Just like SEND IT.
I Fade Away- Tulips Ballad, M.E, CAT DAD
The high vocals really made this for me, just came in and I was like aaah yeah. Then together?? Lovely. Such nice harmonies. Only wish there was a little less repetition but Idk that might just be me listening too hard rn lmao. I like the more subtle production bits but like, the main guitar loop doesn’t have much movement and it left me a lil like… what if you did more? Bass good. I like the piano but what if.. different chord?
Grade A- Spill Tab, JAWNY
I… might be getting fatigued from listening to all this stuff but these chords at the end feel like the same as the last song bro I’m a lil disappointed. It’s just so quick and so… clean? In a bad way? Lmao I think it feels overproduced to me. So many production decisions that don’t feel like they serve the song and only a couple that really feel earned. (cheated and gave it a second listen because I felt kind of bad about having mostly negative comments. Both the vocalists are great and the quality of production is real nice, I just think the producer needed to pull back a bit and let the vocalists do their thing, y'know?)
Only At Your Convenience- Graham Kartna
Big Jack Stauber energy.. Perhaps… too much Jack Stauber energy? I can’t tell if this was a deliberate attempt to emulate the style as an experiment or not. The drowned chords, the vocals that jump down suddenly, all the little cartoon samples. OK I had a look and he’s def got a voice and a sound this song just happens to REALLY sound like it’s going for a Jack Stauber vibe, most of his other stuff is similarly drowned and sample heavy but like… distinct enough that I wouldn’t think to associate the two- it’s literally just this song so he is forgiven in my eyes. Peace and love on planet earth. Honestly I’d forgive him emulating Jack really hard too I mean fuck it man do what satisfies ya. (gave this a second listen and idk why I thought it was so close actually this is good and fine.)
easy - waveform*
Oh! I’ve def heard this one before, love the big warm acoustic guitar+sad vocal. Gay and cute. “I’m on the stairs in a beautiful gown, and you look so stupid your teeth on the ground.” Love the imagery in these lyrics.
Diane- Dad feels, Yelle
Holy fuck I hate this man. I haven’t listened to the song yet I’m just like- before I make any comment you have to know I’m severely biased against him lmao He sucks he makes me incredibly uncomfortable to watch. ANYWAY presses play hm. Ok. wow. BAD. First song of his I’ve ever listened to and holy fuck. Worse than I thought. Nothing to like about this. It's so low effort. I’m just trying desperately to tune this trash out while I wait for the next song. Holy fuck. OH THANK GOD
Kill your radio- Heartsrevolution
Cute! Feels like something that would play in a scene while a stereotypical girly character beats the shit out of someone. Is that insane? Idk man. maybe I’m just thinking about violence because of dad. It’s fuzzy. The guitars and vocals got that sweet high fuzz on them. This toes the line for me of being like slightly over produced also but I think it’s just my taste.
Becky- Be Your Own Pet
I’ve heard this one too! It’s just such an edgy teenage hatred song. Just real petty and fun to yell along to. Love the story and the little moments where the band all yells BECKY AAAAA. Good shit.
Dark matter- Little Big League
Oh such a sweet sleepy vocal with nostalgic guitars. Love the way the main vocal kind of leans around the notes, feels so effortless. The slight edge in the tone is used so sparingly but so well, such a cool voice. Oh man!! Sorry band you’re great too I just love these vocals!!! I want more growls but I’m feral for growls- the way that tone is used so sparingly to great effect is lovely.
Better Go- Mel blum
Familiar with this one too. Just a really catchy, chill tune. Love the stops and little rhythm guitar moments. “Guess I ain’t using my body anyway.” Yeah. Solid tune fr. Love the floaty vibe of the vocals.
Random Firl -Late Of The Pier
Glanced at the band bio and apparently the band formed when they were 16/17 which is cute. They haven’t released anything in a long while but I wanna believe they’re all still friends. Feels like a song I’d have played on repeat in 2015 when I was in a Smallpools phase. The vocal harmonies are very sweet, such a nice wall of sound. Left me wanting more!! AA
You Make me smile- Mamalarky
This squishy bass is fun. Another soft, floaty voice- I guess Spotify is recommending all of these because I listened to so much Stella Donnelly last year. Really like the structure of this song, the way that the synths swell and fall again to make room for the guitar and piano… Just really cool vibes. Love that blending of synth and ‘real’ instrument. Yeah. Just kind of vibing here. Adding this one to my likes for sure. I feel like what sets this apart from some of the others is that the instrumentation is interesting and thick without drowning or outshining the vocals which is hard as heck to do right!!
IDC- carpetgarden
First few lines are like. Damn. Yeah. Lyrics are heavy but in a fuck this kind of way. Their vocals are so sweet and yet kind of bored sounding? Genuinely really like the vibes. There’s a great energy to the guitars that makes you wanna dance around, real sad but happy at the same time. Kind of song I’d listen to while on the way somewhere to get myself in a good mood lmao. “Worms in my brain and my eyes are full of daisies, My body’s melting and it feels a-fuckin’-mazing”
Wicca Kids- Pacific Purgatory
This song is underwater! Pull it out!! AAA! Fr tho it’s so muffled it feels like I’m listening through a wall. Kind of a vibe? I do kind of want it a little less muddy tho. I really like the vocals- feels like they’re hiding I wanna drag them out to the front of the mix. This is prob intentional. It is nice, I’m just making grabby hands at all the high frequencies rn. Baby come back.
Vampire- Lupin
The shades in that title and song name. Chefs kiss. These vocals are great, confident and straight shooting. They cut through really well. Oh no wonder I like this, he’s the vocalist from hippo campus. Solid song. Not super my current taste but it’s definitely hitting every ball it’s trying to hit… if you get me. Knows what it’s about.
You’re Terrific - LoudFoxCult
I love the way the two vocals play off each other. This came out in 2018, real cute highschool indie rock vibe and yet- like way better than you’d expect from a highschool indie band so like.. Yeah. Terrific, even.
Scott Pilgrim- Plumtree
Omg I love Plumtree. Punk girls from the 90s kickin ass. I love this band. This is a great song, I like In The Sink better tho. The main lick is super catchy though I can see why this is their most listened to. “I’ve liked you for a thousand years” Repeated over and over and over because yeah dude I’ve liked you FOREVER.
WasteUrTime- Kevin Walkman
Bassline hits. Licking my fingers baby this shit tastes GOOOOOD am I going insane? Idk man this song just has a really satisfying groove going, vocalist has a great laidback tone. Feels perfect for the vibe of the lyrics. Horny songs gotta have a goood bass line and y’know. This one did it.
brittle (wake up)- Meltycannon
I know this band but can't place them. Really love the grunge/hiphop vibes??
When You Are Not Around- The Band Ice Cream
Breakup song if ever I heard one, “I like you more, when you are not around.” Angry and mean in a satisfying way, feels like a diary entry I wrote about an ex. Just like- raw and unfair amounts of bitterness, you know? Kind of shit you’d never actually say. Well idk maybe you would. I’m only mean in my diary tho. Mostly. Cough. “I don’t fucking care if it hurts you”
How Could You Ever Think I Hated You?- Cloning
HAHA opposite vibes completely and holy shit a band from perth!!! The aussie accent feels so comfy to me in music mwa. Feels lik the accent is almost going american in parts- maybe that’s just the Perth accent tho idk any perthians. Jumpscared by the stop in the middle of the song lmao i was like NOO. Guitars are lovely, feels like a real lived-in sound. Love the vibe
Meet me in Montauk- Retirement Party
“Had a head so big it sank into the ground.” The noodles in the guitar always make my heart happy- very midwest emo. Just a very cozy angsty song. This is the type of music that turns my brain to like nostalgic goo. “I’m not sure if i don’t believe in a God or if he doesn’t believe in me” - something my 11 year old self would cry about fr. I love how raw and unornamented the vocals are- it’s a mark of the genre for sure but it just makes the lyrics hit even harder.
I Dropped Out- And The Kids
Feels like I’ve heard this one a thousand times and yet it’s not in my likes. The vocals are swimmin' in reverb and they’re just- asufghdsuigifih I Love The Dreamy-ness. The “I went to graduation" line coming back with altered timing/tone always hits so good idk it’s such a simple thing but with the force of the band crescendo behind it- it’s like. Fuck yeah, you did!
Been thinking- Fishing In japan
SO laid back, these lyrics flow so naturally- the vocals sound half asleep in the best way. Solid band. Nothing really stands out to me more than the silly sleepy vocals which are a very good vibe, kind of wish the guitars were played a little less straight to emphasise the drag of the vocals. It’d be different song. Better? Maybe? But this song is nice too.
And that’s all wowweeeee
#music review#ish?#Idk if I will make a habit of these but I think about doing more writing about music a lot so this rambling technically counts
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━ submissives and overstimulation
CHARACTERS: bakugou katsuki, todoroki shouto, midoriya izuku, and kirishima eijirou
GENRE: smut
TAGS: overstimulation (male receiving), slight bdsm, oral, penetration, pegging, submissive males
AUTHOR’S NOTE: my first bnha fic please-! i missed bnha so i rewatched a couple of eps of s4 and i got an idea-- a sinful one anyway-
━ bakugou ♡
surprisingly submissive. you both know he can throw you off him if he wants to but bakugou lives for the dominance that oozes out of you.
a kinky piece of shit
in the moment, he has absolutely no filter and is a fucking brat about it, hips jerking and moans loud as fuck that after you two finish, his voice is all scratchy and raw.
but when you two are finished, he will get all embarrassed and angry if you comment about it like he wasn’t the one humping you like a dog.
overstimulating katsuki is always so fun!
bakugou growls whenever you two do something sexual but after a bit, it slowly turns into broken whimpers and you take pride on that.
his voice is just so fucking heavenly, his dick heavy in your mouth, and he taste absolutely delicious.
one of the reasons you love giving him head is his cum. his cum just taste so amazing. there’s a hint of sweetness to it that gets you hooked and keeps you wanting more.
so when it’s the 3rd time he came in your mouth, his voice is all raspy and raw and his body jerking nonstop but did you stop? nope.
he’s too fun to tease to stop~
“f-fuck, (y/n)! don’t... s-stop--!” bakugou gasping through his 3rd orgasm for the night, body all sweaty and sensitive, as he felt you swirling your tongue around his dick’s sensitive head.
you let of his cock for a moment, a lewd pop echoing in the room along with bakugou’s heavy pants. you smirked up at him, your hand encasing around his spent cock and rubbed him softly. it gained you a broken groan and a full on shudder, hips not knowing whether to lean away from your touch or thrust into your hand.
“do you really want to stop, katsuki?” you asked, taking the reddening head of his dick into your mouth and licking around it gently but even that was too much for bakugou
“j-just-- let me breathe a second... geez, woman--” he groaned out and sighed in relief when he felt you stop though you didn’t remove him from your mouth. bakugou closed his eyes, breathing heavily and trying to calm his rapid heart. but then he felt a harsh suck making his eyes snap open in surprise and sensitivity and looked down at you with wide blown red eyes.
“s-shit” his eyes rolled back to his head when you started taking more of him, your pace getting faster with each moment.
guess he just has to cum again, not that he’s really complaining.
━ todoroki ♡
todoroki is a brat. thank you for coming to my tedtalk. but seriously though, he really is. he likes getting on your nerves and testing you and your patience as he tries out different things to get you to punish him. oomf--
he likes seeing you angry and getting punishments. his favorite is over-stimulation and orgasm denial, either is fine but over-stimulation has a special place in his heart~
he is a masochist. periodt.
you don’t really like hurting him or call him degrading names cus you just wanna love him and kiss every inch of his body but shouto has different plans from you.
and as time pass, you kinda got used to it but never really full on be dominant and sadistic on him.
so when you snapped one day, it lowkey scared him but damn, the punishment was amazing. 100000/10 todoroki will repeat again.
ngl though, shouto loves your aftercare more than any kinky shit you two tried. even if his masochistic side just wants you to leave him aching and covered with cum and sweat as he feels so worthless like a used sex doll, your aftercare was everything.
it grew on you too, seeing him all bruised up and messy with cum and all sort of fluids raised a sick obsession in you.
just imagining the big powerful pro-hero tied up in your bed and letting you do anything to him was making you horny.
bratty masochist! todoroki is one hell of a ride. literally.
ragged breaths escaped you as you stared down at the male beneath you. todoroki moaning at the pleasure, his hips trying to match yours but it was a little difficult with all the restrains you have on him. the burning ache on his wrists and arms being tied to the bedpost for who knows how long as the build up for his 4th orgasm made him dizzy.
you bounced on his lap, feeling his large cock twitching inside you as it threatened to fill you up once again with his thick cum. over the haze of pleasure, you continued to watch your boyfriend get lost in the pleasure with his mouth open as a thin line of spit trailed down to his chin.
growling when you felt him cum again as you ride him through his 4th orgasm, letting your hands fall down to his bruised chest and scratched him, leaving angry red lines on his marked up torso.
todoroki groaned at the pain, hips frantically thrusting up to you and letting the overwhelming pleasure flood his entire body. broken moans and curses escaped the man when your thrust didn’t faltered even after his orgasm.
“if you think we’re finish here then you’re absolutely wrong, you fucking whore. we’re only gonna stop if you make me cum, got that. you’re nothing more than a useless fuck toy.” you spat out, gripping his chin to make him look at you. todoroki’s half-lidded and fucked out eyes stared at you, letting out moans in between words.
“yes-... u-use me more, m-mistress--”
━ midoriya ♡
this boy is one whiny mofo-- goodluck
midoriya may seem innocent but do not be fooled, he’s a sinful one. he may act all cute and stuff like that but when you two are alone, he will jump your bones like it’s no one’s business.
he completely trusts you so you two try all sorts of kinks even if the other is unsure. it’s not gonna hurt to try.
one kink he never knew he’ll have is pegging and you’re damn good at it. midoriya just can’t believe how well you just swirl your hips around making the dildo hit every spot in his walls that makes him see stars.
he’s really not afraid to be vocal and try all sort of things so sex is verryyy interesting.
everytime you fuck midoriya into oblivion with a strap on, expect him to cum multiple times until he can’t anymore. he’s super sensitive too so yeah.
midoriya cries when he’s sensitive but goddamn he looks so pretty like that.
tears spilling down his freckled cheeks, his lips swollen, and his muscles contracting from the immense pleasure you keep giving him.
he’s a greedy man though, even if he came multiple times he still gets soooo needy. loving the pain over-stimulation comes with.
you love seeing the number one hero putty in your hands~
sounds of skin slapping and midoriya’s loud moans filled the room, your tiring hips started to get slower making the man beneath you whine at the decreasing pleasure. you clicked your tongue at that, stopping completely and leaned closer to midoriya, your chest pressed against his strong back while he heave heavy breaths.
“s-sweets.. please m-move” he whined, grinding his ass to your strap-on and arched his back as he tried to get you to continue while he leaned against the pillow next to his head. his cock hanging between his thick thighs, cum spilling down his skin and to the blankets beneath him. he was still hard like he just didn’t cum 3 times already.
you bit the broken skin on his neck as midoriya moaned at your sharp teeth sinking into his skin and arched his back even more, grasping the blankets.
“good boys should take what they are given. no asking for more or less.” you said, hands moving to his chest as you thumb his nipples making him jerk his hips back and a hoarse moan escaping him.
you started to move your hips again while one of your hands went to his thick cock, pumping him with the same pace as your thrusts, and midoriya’s eyes rolled back to his head, loud broken moans escaping him.
you leaned away and pushed his head against the pillows, muffling his screams as you quicken your thrust. the strap-on hitting his prostate head on.
“let’s see how many times you can cum before you pass out, izu~”
━ kirishima ♡
red riot is a switch but leaning more into the dom side but this sweet boy loves getting praises and lives to please you. he will do everything in his power to make you satisfied and know that you are contented.
even when subbing, there’s still a hint of dominance to him. but! if you overstimulate him, his mind just melts and all thoughts and rationality flies out the window.
his reactions are also so fucking yummy~ teeth gritting together, sharp inhales, eyebrows furrowed in concentration and pleasure, eyes rolling to the back of his head, and hands gripping the covers of your bed as his quirk threatening to activate and just tear through the cloth.
i said it once and i’ll say it again, kirishima lives for praises.
so please praise him.
he’s also soooo sensitive. because when he was a teenage, he barely touched himself with how hectic UA was but when he finally had time and you came along, his libido just skyrocketed!
at first, he cums way to early but do not fret, kiri will never never leave you unsatisfied.
his oral techniques are top tier. you can’t change my mind.
kirishima also is pretty quiet with just loud grunts and groans but when he already came multiple times, he really goes feral.
he keeps on chasing the pleasure even though it probably hurts with all the sensitivity he’s feeling.
his moans are broken and it only gets louder at that point.
“baby girl, ahh- fuck--! you feel so good-” kirishima groans out, mouth open and showing those sharp teeth of his that you oddly had some weird fixation with. you looked at his lips, it was red and tender, as his teeth peaked out. you rolled your hips when you heard his small whine as your hand went to his mouth. shoving two fingers in his mouth, playing with his tongue that eagerly met your fingers.
feeling his cock twitch inside you, you smirked down at the fucked out expression the man was giving you. you pressed down to his throat making him gag but his thrust never faltered and only quicken at your action.
“you look so fucking amazing, eijirou~”
at your praise, his hips jerked and a loud moan followed it, a bit muffled by your fingers. riding him, you moaned at the pleasure he gave you as kirishima’s thick cock nudged your g-spot.
the red-haired male groaned loudly around your fingers when he felt you clench around him, your velvety walls tight and warm as you rip an unexpected orgasm from him.
hips jerking wildly when he suddenly came, pleasure coursing through his veins. a pathetic whimper escaping him when you continued to ride him. the sensitivity brought tears to his eyes but he didn’t stop you, body jerking when pain and pleasure hit him.
“i wanna see you cum again, ei~”
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Locker Room Talk- A Beelzebub Fanfic (BeelxGN MC)
(I’m not much of a whole-ass fic writer, so I don’t think this will be a regular occurrence, but I just had a scenario play out too perfectly not to give it an upgrade. I would hope this goes without saying, but harassment is not okay, I do not condone it, and if you are experiencing it you should look into what legal options you have available to report it. Please don’t try the Beel method. You’ll go to jail.)
Warnings: Sexual harassment, unwanted innuendo, implied possibility of sexual assault, vulgarity
"Locker Room Talk” isn't really Beel's thing. In all honesty, he’s never understood the appeal since saying gross stuff where only your friends can hear doesn’t make what you’re saying any better. Because he’s been playing sports for nearly all the time he's been in the Devildom, he’s been around his fair share of these kinds of conversations. Most of the time he just keeps to himself and tries to tune out whatever the other guys have to say. It gives him a bit of a reputation as the “innocent” one sure, but he just prefers not to play along with their pervy antics. If they wanted that, they could talk to Asmo for all he cared.
That’s not to say he didn’t like his teammates or anything. Most of them were pretty good people on the court and got their acts together off of it. And Beel really loved playing sports. He needed the physical outlet as a distraction from his hunger… If he had to put up with a little vulgarity from time to time, it seemed like a fair enough trade… Or. At least it was at first.
When MC came to the Devildom, they turned his whole world upside-down. Things between his brother had always been tense before and even Belphie had grown more distant with him after what happened to Lilith, but it felt like in only a couple of short months they were able to soothe everything over. His family has never been happier and neither has he… Plus, it helped that they were a good, and eager, cook.
His teammates sniffed out his crush for the little human fairly quickly. To be fair, he wasn’t exactly hiding it very well. The first time they ever came by one of their practices, a pouch of homemade cookies in hand, he could have kissed them on the spot. No one, not even Belphie, makes the time to go check on him during practice like that... He must have made his happiness pretty obvious because the human started making it a regular habit. At least two, sometimes three, times a week they would drop in with some kind of food for him. Store-bought, homemade, a small snack, or packed meal, it honestly didn’t matter to him. Anything that came from their hands felt three times more filling than it should have.
He’s a little embarrassed to admit that after a few weeks the anticipation would start to show in his performance… If they were on their way he could usually smell whatever they had packed heading his direction and he’d play extra aggressively just to get to a break faster. He'd mow everybody else over just to have an excuse to go meet them at the gate. He’s been more than a little reckless before and thinking back on it can make him wince, but he usually forgets all about those little mishaps as soon as he’s met by their smiling face.
“Hey, Beel! How is practice going?” They’d ask him. And no matter how he answers, all he’d think would be, “Never as good as right now…”
It was around the time that his teammates put it together that the teasing started. It was innocent enough at first. They’d pick on him for having a little crush on the exchange student but it was always lighthearted. Nothing worse than maybe the occasional,
“Oi Beel? Did you get yourself a housewife/husband? Good for you.” or “They’ll cook for you?? What a steal!” Nothing that bad. At least, nowhere near as bad as it would get.
As the weeks passed it seemed like his teammates were expecting something out of him... Like, was he supposed to make a move on them? Though Beel really did want to be with the MC, there were a lot of complications… His brothers being a big one. Most have made no secret that they’re also pretty fond of them too, Mammon especially, and it felt wrong to make another rift in the family right after it took so long to patch the first one… Of course, his teammates didn’t know that. And they didn’t care. All they wanted to do was amp up the pressure…
“Hey, Beel, did you see what your honey was wearing today? I think they’re sending signals. You should probably jump on that, you know?” When it first started, he couldn’t actually believe what he was hearing. Sure, their little jokes sounded like innuendo but they kept things just veiled enough that he could have been reading into it. He’d get uncomfortable, but brush it off easy enough. However, it only ever got worse from there.
“Yo Beel, you boning that human yet? What? No?? What the hell are you waiting for? We see you like them so just do it!” It would grate on his nerves...
“Beel, how’s your sweetheart been doing? Still not fucking, right? Bet they’re getting lonely…” He’d tell them to stop. At first politely, then more forcefully.
“Look, man, if you don’t start taking charge then they’re going to get antsy. Plenty of other guys are here looking to get their dicks wet… Just look at your brothers, am I right?” After a while, he started shouting. But his aggravation only seemed to fuel the fire.
“I bet someone will have them bent over and forgetting all about you by the end of the week.” Eventually, he went to the coach but he didn’t care. “It’s just ‘Locker Room Talk.’ Grow up,” is all he got in response. It didn’t feel like it was just that anymore, but he started to doubt himself anyway... Was he overreacting? Every bone in his body wanted to go on a rampage whenever they started to pester him but wasn’t it all just words? He could endure words, couldn’t he? Besides, RAD has a strict no-violence on school grounds policy on its athletes. Even if he did get a good slug in, then he’d been thrown out of future games for the rest of the season.
Their words were just words. Gross, awful words, but words nonetheless. Sure. Whatever. He could endure that… but only that.
On the day he nearly lost it completely, it was right after their last practice before a big game the next night. The whole team was amped to go, but Beel was trying to keep to himself. Get in, get out, and go back to the House where MC was probably waiting. He’s long since stopped sticking around for socializing with the others. He had just finished changing when one of his teammates cornered him by his locker, the slimiest grin already plastered on his face.
“Look, Beel… We’re going to do you a favor, alright? Since you’re taking so long with this… The guys and I have decided to invite your little human to an “after-game party” tomorrow. To celebrate our victory and all that. Bet they’re dying for some action since you’re not giving any. You’re free to come if you want. Though… they might not be paying much attention to you.” Beel could feel his eye twitch as he watched the scumbag’s snickering face. That face. That fucking face. He'd never seen or heard anything so revolting in his life and-
For a few seconds, all he could see was red.
When he came back to his senses, he already had the sleazebag pinned against the lockers by the windpipe, fingers gripping his neck so tightly that his nails drew blood. At some point, he must have slipped into his demon form because the vibrations of his wings behind him made a sound not unlike a warning growl. His expression must have been ferocious because in the guy's eyes he saw nothing but pure terror. He’d never felt this much rage and hatred together before. Surely, at this moment, he ought to look more like Satan or Lucifer on a rampage than he does himself.
“If you say one more thing about that human, I will kill you. Touch them once and I will eat you. Are we clear?" His hand clenches further, making him receive a gargled cough in response. At this point, he could have probably flicked his wrist and snapped his neck in two. "Then pass it on." He tossed the man back into the metal lockers and watched him sink to the floor, clawing at his own throat and gasping for air. Oh yeah, his sporting days for this semester are over. But if it keeps him away from this trash? He’ll take it.
Of course, he made sure that he doesn’t stick around much longer. He left the scumbag to sort himself out, grabbing his gym bag quickly. He barely remembered to hide his demon form again before walking out of there, his nerves are practically shot already. Thankfully, though, he didn’t make it three steps out the door before a familiar face stopped him in his tracks. MC, who must have been waiting patiently for him this entire time, is leaned next to the bleachers with a backpack in one hand and a deli sandwich in the other. The perfect smile they got when they saw him signaling their blissful ignorance of all that just went down before.
“Hey Beel! How was pr-Oomf!” His body colliding with theirs cuts off their question. Beel’s gym bag lies already forgotten in the dirt, ditched so his arms could embrace them fully. It’s just a hug, a tight hug, but there’s a certain desperation to it. Though he knew it was ridiculous, a part of him was terrified that his teammates may just come up and try to snatch them if he let go…. After some time to process, he felt their head settle against his chest. He worried that they can hear his raging heartbeat... Would they pick up on how pissed he was just a moment ago?
“Ah… Not that great then, huh…?” His arms tense, pressing them closer against the fabric of his shirt. Should he tell them what he's been putting up with…? Does he even have the stomach for it? Letting out a sigh through his nose, he simply grunted out, “No…”
“Well, what’s wrong then?” So many things… He just wanted to pick them up and fly them away from all this crap. He wanted to rip the tongues out from anyone who's said a bad word about them. He wanted to keep holding them in his arms, shielding them from anything and everything that could possibly take that perfect smile away… But they probably don’t know that, do they?
“Beel? Are you okay...?” He let a slow sigh draw out from his nose, resting his head atop theirs. All too soon, he'd have to let them go. But, for the moment, he could just hold them and wish this feeling would never end...
“Only if you are…”
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just came back from animefest!! it was fun, but VERY tiring since it was quite cramped.. though i got some stuffs hehe.. everyone was so nice and i had a blast with my oomfs 😆 very silly hehe

who wants to see my haul 🔥
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does Allene get a redemption arc? every time she gets close to apologizing to caed she shakes her head and finds him pitiful for being hurt. I know heroines shouldn't be perfect but I just need to hope that she eventually has to realize she was never cleared to sleep around, they never discussed it, etc. Her percieved infallability is a little off putting and ik that'll sound horrible to hear about your OC
oh this is actually addressed in the chapter i just stealth posted!
a lot of this comes down to cultural differences. i’ve tried to communicate them — like talking about allene’s 2 moms and their many consorts and how polygamy is the cultural norm in voswain, but i think this is just a failure in conveying my world building. spitfire is just SO much longer than i ever thought it would be so things that i thought would have a clear impact (especially a lot of stuff from the beginning of the book) don’t have quite the oomf they need.
spitfire, as i’m uploading it, is VERY much a first draft. it will need a LOT of TLC after i post the last chapter and epilogue. there are SO many things i need to go back and tweak — character moments, bits of world building that need to be threaded through over and over and over again, logistical inconsistencies i need to rethink. most of my feedback for what needs editing is coming from myself and the friends who beta read for me, but i am also taking notes of reader reactions in the comments to see where things might need to be tweaked to better convey what i want to communicate. and i think this is very much one of those instances!
but even in the context of this... i feel like saying allene needs a “redemption arc” is a bit much lol. she’s not some huge villain who needs to realize that maybe mass murder isn’t OK. she has her flaws, but no more than caed or feon. and they are not all on the same roadmap. book 1 follows feon through a MASSIVE leap in character growth (for him) and follows caed to (probably) his lowest point. allene’s trajectory is there but it’s less drastic.
allene’s pitch as a character has always been “a clever and driven woman who is capable of both great gentleness and callousness.” i think it’s easy to assume the narrative views her as infallible because she doesn’t have caed’s self doubt or feon’s very obvious (and usually funny) brattiness/meanness and because all the other POV characters (thus far) are very taken by her. the standard for self actualization in spitfire is VERY LOW and allene is at the top of the pack but every main character in spitfire is a goddamn disaster.
i hope that’s all in the text and shows through, but who knows. i do not have enough experience with writing prose to be that confident in my process/skills. this is the first time i’ve ever tried to write a book and i have no idea what i’m doing, but i’m having fun. i came here to write a horny dragon romance novel and ended up with a goddamn epic fantasy (still a horny one tho).
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kaylor oomfs avert your eyes 😞
i get asked from time to time “why don’t you like kaylor, why don’t you like karlie, why do you think kaylor isn’t together? why aren’t you and ttb married yet?” and i think it’s high time i centralize my thoughts and receipts on all of that in a little timeline of shady things karlie has done to taylor that have made me wary of kaylor/karlie/that whole situation. don’t read if you stan kaylor this isn’t for you (unless you know you’re interested in the truth.)
first things first, i do think something romantic happened between kaylor go read @swiftiesleuth‘s realistic kay timeline for what i (generally) think happened between them.
but long story short - i think joshlie is real, i think they weren’t all that serious at the beginning, she famously didn’t meet his family for years, he didn’t take her to work events for a long time, so there’s room for her to have a fling with taylor even though we ended up with a real joshlie endgame.
taylor’s music and art supports this theory - in the wd mv she paints herself as the other woman, on rep she sings of secret sexy sex with her best friend that drives her crazy, in cruel summer she sings of a miserable, secret, and toxic situation with a person who rejects her love, in illicit affairs and august again she is the other woman - the art matches up. she also sings about her sunshine being gone on lover, and eclipsed on folklore. we have good clues in taylor’s artistic expression.
taylor’s given interviews about some of these karlie songs - she said cruel summer was about the start to a “doomed” relationship and look at what she said about august:
“It kind of explores the idea of the undefined relationship. As humans, we're all encouraged to just be cool and just let it happen, and don't ask what the relationship is — Are we exclusive? But if you are chill about it, especially when you're young, you learn the very hard lesson that if you don't define something, oftentimes they can gaslight you into thinking it was nothing at all, and that it never happened. And how do you mourn the loss of something once it ends, if you're being made to believe that it never happened at all?”
if joshlie is real which i think they are that 100% sounds like taylor having to process being gaslit by karlie while she cheats on josh with her.
so why do i think joshlie is real?
- josh has no credible gay rumors that didn’t originate on gaylor tumblr: he has old ex gfs that came before karlie, harvard message boards gossiped about him and didn’t like him but never said that he was gay, in fact one of the complaints josh’s schoolmates had about him was that he got special treatment for her girlfriend at parties.
- as stated before taylor’s art suggests she’s been the other woman with someone in her life recently. if josh and karlie are beards then what is the affair? why is taylor the other woman so often all of a sudden?
- i’ve spoken to someone with a mutual friend with the kushners - grain of salt of course, i know you can only trust stuff you hear from me with no proof so much, but i do absolutely trust this person and they say - no way in hell is joshlie fake, no way in hell is josh gay, no way in hell is karlie having taylor’s baby. also karlie absolutely has moved down to miami with josh. i’m sure we’ll see her in nyc and la from time to time but she is living in miami now.
- vicky ward, who is a real investigative journalist not some unhinged person on tumblr, wrote a tell all about the kushners. she uncovered gay rumors about josh’s father and josh’s brother but not josh. she had actual sources and was legitimately digging up tons of dirt on these people and not a word about josh being gay or joshlie being fake.
- yes karlie did convert to judaism. it’s really offensive to suggest she didn’t. of course she always could have done it for personal reasons but occam’s razor dictates she did it for josh i don’t know what else to tell you 🤷♀️
- also just vibes. karlie writes him love notes and leaves them with his breakfast. they make playlists for one another. if the kushners weren’t so heinous they’d be cute.
so in the joshlie is real world view i inhabit, i don’t stan kaylor the same way i do swiftgron because i don’t think kaylor was ever a committed monogamous relationship. important and impactful on taylor’s life? absolutely. inspired some amazing music? 100%. but was is true and tragic love that drives me insane and makes me feral? no. i don’t believe so. is it still an interesting and iconic ship? yes! but i don’t stan because it wasn’t like...true love or gay shit like that.
so let’s talk about karlie’s screwups that 1. assure me kaylor is not together and 2. make me have no desire to stan karlie/kaylor.
1. after the kimye drama (something that deeply traumatized taylor we now know thanks to miss americana) karlie said she was sure kim was a lovely person 😭 now i know she walked it back and tweeted she and taylor had one another’s backs. i know karlie was just trying to be diplomatic. but come on...if someone did what kim did to taylor to my lover or hell even just my friend i would say “fuck that clout chasing fame whore” bottom line. c’mon guys. have higher standards for your otp.
karlie also has vibed with kim on IG about her adidasas line. recently! yes i know she’s just promoting her brand but c’mon. taylor still hates kim, their drama got rehashed in march 2020 and just 6 months later kim n karlie are bestie-ing around on ig.
2. ALL the fucking masters drama and scooter fucking braun
- not long at all after the masters heist karlie was palling around with scooter on a yacht like come on the only other thing taylor is equally as traumatized over as the kimye drama is the master’s heist. why is karlie hanging out with him and partying with him at this time?
- karlie liked a tweet completely incinerating taylor (in a gross and unfair/inaccurate way) regarding the masters heist. she unliked it but still. why was she even looking at that shit.
- and yeah we gotta talk about perez. so perez hilton (who is a scumbag and gross but sometimes does have legitimate tea) posted a video saying that karlie and taylor were no longer friends because karlie betrayed taylor to scooter. now if that were all there was to it, it’d be dumb gossip. but a taylor fan account posted the video to twitter ashley avignone and claire winter both liked the tweet. ashley liked two tweets about it. perez proceeded to tweet that since two of taylor’s oldest and truest friends liked the tweets it must mean he was correct and neither of the girls unliked the tweets. ashley and claire are low key people, not celebs, not pawns in a “fued narrative”, just long time and loyal friends of taylor’s. they liked the tweet, imo, because there’s some truth to it.
- that brings me to spencer pratt. spencer is a reality star and super swiftie/huge fan of taylor’s. he despises karlie. he’s tweeted negatively about her and he also had perez onto his podcast to talk about the drama between karlie and taylor. taylor herself sent him a cardigan. do you really think taylor is going to allow a cardigan to go out to the guy who’s dragging her girlfriend or bestie? i don’t think so. receipts on perez and spencer here.
3. karlie posted for hailey fucking beiber’s bday instead of taylor’s and hailey hates taylor 🤢🤢🤢
4. karlie married into a fascist family that is associated with the trumps. like how can you expect me to stan? trump is a fucking criminal evil piece of shit. i know karlie isn’t like him (probably) but it’s still awful. kimby even goes around liking ivanka’s ig posts like give me a fucking break 😭.
in summation, you can disagree w me all you like, you can ship kaylor all you like, but if you’re of sound mind i don’t think you can look at the facts in this post and think i’m misguided for not being a kaylor/karlie stan. and you can’t blame me for thinking if you spend a lot of time obsessing over that ship you may not really be that big a fan of taylor’s. and if you’re spending a lot of time leading lgbt kids on to think they’re going to get a kaylor end game when all the objective facts of the case suggest that that’s never going to happen you might need to reevaluate but at the very least you certainly can’t press me for not doing all that.
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.•*Office Crush*•.
Damnation/RE6/Vendetta!Leon
Warning(s): None
Excited would be an understatement. You were ecstatic, exhilarated! It was your first day as a D.S.O. agent and you couldn't be any more exultant about it. Every step you took had a bounce to it, your face was beginning to hurt because of how hard you were trying to keep yourself from smiling, and your heart was pounding loudly that you were starting to think that the whole agency could hear it hammering from inside your chest. This was surreal. A dream come true. It may sound cheesy but it's the truth. I guess you can say that no words could express how you felt at that time.
Despite the enthusiasm taking over your brain, you couldn't but feel nervous. This was your first day. What if you fuck up? What if you get fired on your first day on the job? What if you were below their standards? What if nobody likes you? What if--
"Oomf"
So many thoughts were running through your head that you couldn't even pay attention to where you were going and bumped into something or someone, perhaps.
"Oh, my God! I'm so sorry", you apologised again and again as you picked up your papers off of the floor. You heard a deep chuckle from above you before the mysterious person knelt down in front of you and helped you collect your files.
Fuck up on the first day? Check. What's next? Getting fired right now because of this whole incident? No, no, no. That's stupid, Y/N. Why the fuck would they fire you just because you bumped into someone? Unless...
"Here", the mysterious person handed you your stuff as a small and genuine smile was etched on his face. You took the papers swiftly but gently at the same time, your face beginning to burn slightly in embarrassment. After you've taken everything from the mysterious person, you looked up and what you saw caused your eyes to widen a bit.
This was not just a someone. This was Leon Scott Kennedy, the D.S.O. and the world's best agent.
You've heard multiple stories about him before. How he was one of the survivors of the Raccoon City incident, how he saved the president's daughter back in Spain, how he put an end to the Harvardville incident, and many more. You admired him for that and that was one of the reasons why you joined the agency.
Truth is, you were one of the few people who survived Raccoon City. However, you escaped the ghost town with Jill Valentine and Carlos Oliveira and never encountered Leon Kennedy or, from what you've heard, Claire Redfield and Sherry Birkin. After that, the three of you went your separate ways and never saw each other ever again except that one time you and Jill happened to be at the same place and hung out for a while but other than that, none.
I guess it's safe to say that that was another one of the main reasons why you joined the D.S.O.. There was a lot of thinking, a lot of second thoughts, but then you realized how much worse the situation was now that technology was getting more enhanced and science had gone too far. People were releasing more death-dealing B.O.W.s here and there and they were much worse than the ones in Raccoon City. You wanted to help in stopping that and this was your chance.
"Uh...thank you. You really didn't have to do that and I'm sorry again", you told the taller man in front of you as the both of you stood up from being knelt down.
"No problem and it's okay. Aren't you the intern?" Leon asked, the tip of his forefinger pointing at you.
Oh, no...he's going to tell the higher-ups what just happened and they're going to fire me, oh God! No, stop it, Y/N! That's ridiculous...right?
"Um...yeah. F/N L/N", you said as you masked your worried and nervous expression with a forced smile.
"Relax, L/N. I'm not going to just tell them and have them fire you. That would be stupid", Leon said and chuckled lightly at how red your face was.
How the fuck??? Oh, God. This is embarrassing.
"Um...yeah. Anyways, I have to meet with somebody today. I have to go", You stumbled through your words and looked down as shame finally took over your body.
This is bad...
"Oh, yeah. President Benford's in there. He told me he was waiting for you", Leon pointed at a frosted glass door just a few feet away from where you were standing.
"Thanks", Leon patted your shoulder lightly before walking away with a smile on his face.
"I'm Leon, by the way", he yelled while he continued walking away.
Yeah, I know...
You sighed and began walking towards where Leon was previously pointing at.
What a kickass first day...
When Leon finally heard your heels clacking against the tiled floor, he stopped dead in his tracks and turned his head to look at you as the grin on his face began to widened.
Cute.
He thought.
Leon actually knew you as another one of his fellow survivors of that incident in 1998. Everybody from the USSTRATCOM and the D.S.O. was looking for you to recruit you as another agent for years. They would track you down but the moment they would arrive to where the GPS had told them to go, you were gone to another place and would never get the chance to even see you. And now that you applied to the D.S.O. willingly, it was a sigh of relief to them that they didn't have to force you to work for them, just like how they forced Leon to, except it wasn't the D.S.O. that forced him... You get what I'm saying.
Leon had even heard stories of how you got out of the city as he was good friends with Jill. Whenever they would see each other, Jill would talk about you a lot. She would talk about how skillful you were in weaponry at the age of 16, how there wasn't even a single sign shown that you were terrified at what was happening at that time, how mature you were in handling the situation despite your age in general. She even showed Leon a picture of you from when you bumped into each other once and he noticed how pretty you looked just by staring at that photo of you.
Your H/L H/C locks were gathered into a messy ponytail that had a few loose pieces of hair framing your face, your E/C orbs that stared back at him through Jill's phone screen seemed to twinkle as the sunlight hit your face, and your cute and bright smile reflected the happiness that was shown in your eyes. That image was forever imprinted on his mind since then and now that he saw you in person, face-to-face, he couldn't help but think about how prettier you looked in person, the bashful attitude you had making him admire you more.
He was starting to fall in love with you more.
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It's been a month since you've started working at the D.S.O. and your colleagues were surprisingly more than happy to welcome you.
Everyday when you approach your table in the morning there would be various sticky notes just sticking on your desk with smiley faces written at the bottom. You've made friends that would greet you with a hug and eat breakfast with you. There were even some co-workers that would eat lunch with you and chat with you about random things. But most of all, there was this one person that would always place a cup of your favorite coffee on top of your desk with a note attached to it.
You couldn't figure out who it was that would make such sweet gesture as the note didn't have a name on it but instead a heart was written together with the word 'anonymous'. You tried guessing but no one came to mind.
"Are you sure you don't know anyone that likes you?" One of your friends, which happened to be Sherry Birkin, asked you as she sat down on your desk.
"Sherry, if I did I would've approached them and talked to them", you replied before taking another sip of the coffee that anonymous person placed on your desk again.
"Right", was all Sherry could muster as sweat began to form on her face.
Truth is Sherry knew who it was as she caught him setting another cup on your desk the other day and talked to him about it but was told not to tell you as he wanted it to be a secret of his for a while.
Can you just please fucking tell her?
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4 months have passed by and after so many days of training, the president had officially given you your mission.
"You ready, Agent L/N?" Hunnigan asked you as the helicopter in front of you started whirring its blades.
"Yep. Locked and loaded", you replied before grabbing the bag beside you that had everything you needed in it.
"Okay, I'll be guiding you through it", Hunnigan said with a nod. You nodded your head back before climbing on the helicopter and closing the door, your anxiousness finally taking over you as soon as the lights went dim.
First mission.
As you were preparing to leave though, one particular man was watching you with worry written all over his face.
This was your first mission. A solo one at that. He would've been at ease if you had a partner but no, the president decided that it would be better if you were solo.
It's not like he didn't believe in you. He did. He really did. He was the one who trained you for months and had seen your capabilities on the battlefield. He was impressed. Jill wasn't lying when she said you were a strong Amazon warrior. But that didn't mean he wasn't sweating over you. He almost got killed multiple times back in Spain and even got infected with Las Plagas. What's the possibility that that wouldn't happen to you? What's the possibility that the enemies wouldn't get their hands on you? What's the possibility that you wouldn't get killed? What if he never gets the chance to tell you how he feels?
Okay, stop, Leon. She will come back in one piece, all right? You just have to trust her more. And besides, Hunnigan's on the line to guide her. She'll be fine...she'll come back alive.
Right?
It's been a few hours since you've arrived at the location and so far you've only had a few scratches here and there that you didn't even notice were healing on their own quickly as you were too focused on getting the mission done.
There was this scary ass creature that was chasing you non-stop and you were already getting tired because of the running you were doing.
Gwen Ramirez, the psycho that released a virus called the Z-virus (A/N: I couldn't think of anything). He had injected himself with it and now, he became this spider-like beast, you know, like, Pennywise, that wanted to kill you so badly.
"Y/N, are you alright?" You heard Hunnigan ask through the comms after you've hidden yourself behind a thin metal sheet.
"Yeah, I just--", you got cut off. You look down to your abdomen and saw a huge claw piercing through it. You gasped. The claw then pulled out of you after a few seconds and you were left sliding down the metal behind you as you clutched your stomach.
"Y/N!" You heard multiple voices through the comms. You lifted your shirt up a bit and what you saw made your eyes widen in horror and astonishment. The flesh surrounding your open wound was closing on its own and you didn't how the fuck that just happened.
"Hunnigan?" You shakily called the woman on the other line.
"Hold on, Y/N. A helicopter is going towards where your location is", you ignored her statement and just told her what you were seeing.
"How the fuck is my wound healing so fast?" The clacking of keyboard stopped on the other line and nobody spoke for a moment until you heard a male voice say,
"What?" You patted every part of your body but you felt nothing, as if your cuts and bruises were gone too.
"I don't have any cuts and bruises anymore", you finally spoke again. Without any other words, you came out of your hiding spot and saw the creature looking down at you in surprise and confusion.
"How...? You should be dead!" The beast cried out. You looked past the monster and saw a few drums of explosives just standing near him.
"I thought so too", you took out your gun and shot every firkin, the explosion causing for the horrendous creature to be torn apart in pieces.
Just as the explosion occurred, the sound of blades cutting through the cold and dark air was heard from above and a ladder was then thrown down at you.
Once the helicopter had landed on the helipad on top of the D.S.O.'s building, you jumped out of the chopper and let's say maybe a dozen of scientists quickly took you to their lab and took a sample of your blood to examine it and see what was the cause of that sudden ability you had. You happily obliged as you wanted to find out what was inside of you too and just waited as you patiently sat down on a bed.
As soon as the scientist that took some of your blood went of the room, Leon came barging in through the door with a...weird and undefined look on his face...you seriously don't know.
"Hey, Leon-mf", you were suddenly cut off by a pair of warm lips touching your own glossy ones. You tried processing it for a moment but eventually responded back by moving your lips against Leon's as you closed your eyes shut and let your hand reach the nape of his neck.
Leon caressed your bottom lip with his wet and silky tongue as a way of silently asking for permission to which you happily let him by parting your mouth more.
You were running out of breath and it seemed like Leon was too as he pulled away, a short string of saliva the only thing connecting you both. Then, you came to a realization.
"You're the one who keeps bringing me coffee", you said as a small grin started to tug on your lips.
"Yeah. I've always liked you. Jill had told me several stories about you and even showed me a picture of you both", Leon confessed as he proceeded to place a few strands of hair behind your ear.
"Well, I'm glad you do because I've admired you since the day I found out you were one of the survivors", you smiled softly at him again and grabbed his face with both hands as you pulled him in for another kiss.
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ok i just saw justine requested for 1 already so imma go ahead and request for 3 LOLOLOL

HALLO SOPH, HAHAHAH SHDBHADB THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING INTERESTED WITH MY OCs I love them so much, too!
Tagging Pilar and Dilag as well! @ineedselfcontrol-helpme and @applepienation (insert sparkle emoji since I’m at the PC)
Also! I posted my other fanart of them and a couple of canons I made before hehehhe (at the very bottom)
Full name
Fujiwara Maria (Breath of Nature)
Preferred name/nickname
Maria
Generally referred to as
The mother who has Daddy issues HAHAHAHAHHA
Appearance
Sex: Female
Height: 5'4"
Weight: Somewhere around 60-80 kilos hehe
Build: Voluptuous? Did i spell that right?
Hair: Her hair is curly and it used to reach up to her elbows but now it’s up to her jaw.
Skin: Fair complexion. Fujita did say her face is smooth but her arms are rough. (Notice how Fujita does all the commenting? She’s a bitch)
Eyes: Her eyes are inspired by Muzan’s! They are green in color but the slits are very demon-like which scares other slayers sometimes.
Mouth: Not too thin but not too full.
Hands: Small! She hates it because anyone can literally wrap their fingers on her hands and wrist.
Feet: Small.
Scars: None.
Other features:
Noteable features: a helix piercing.
Voice
Accent: Very motherly-like? It reminds you of a mother.
Verbal Ticks: Has difficulty with pronouncing ‘r’
Language: Let’s assume they speak Nihonggo.
Articulation:
Laughter: She usually sounds like a choking chicken.
Grump: She mutters under hear breath when she’s mad. Like, Fujita is convinced Maria is into witchcraft when she mumbles.
Breathing: She does the ‘OWWWWW’ Amida does.
Mannerism
Face: She’s not frowning but she’s not smirking either. It’s like (o_o) but not as creepy as Junko’s.
Hands: Knuckle cracks.
Legs/Feet: She likes to Indian(?) sit
Habits: She chews her nails.
Posture: Kind of slouching.
Walking posture: She kinds of slouch when walking.
Sitting posture: She slouches, too.
Personal space: She likes receiving hugs from Fujita, Amida, and Junko (which happens rarely since the whole lot is not that expressive smh)
Personal
Spacial awareness: She usually can’t tell HAHAHHAHA
Sleep: She sleeps late. She’s very productive at night.
Excercise: Being a slayer.
Activity: She does the chores unconsciously. She just hates getting dirty so she does the chores first since she can’t really rely on Fujita. Amida and Junko helps though but they are not that good (at least for her)
Cleanliness: She likes to keep things clean.
Odour: She smells like nature!
Medical drugs: None
Narcotics: None
Addictions: Coffee
Illness: None
Injuries: None
Parasites: None
Other:
Introvert/Extrovert: An introvert.
Diet: She eats anything edible. HAHAHAHAHAHHA survival to the fittest
Optimist/Pessimist: In between?
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Bisexual.
Romantic: She’s never tried to be in love so I can’t tell. She does get jealous of partners being affectionate to one another (not her getting jealous when she went for Fujita and Amida's wedding but is also too tired for commitment. I mean, being a demon slayer is already a big commitment-)
Memory: Poor. HAHAHAHAH.
Planning: THE BRAIN OF THE GROUP. BE IT AT THE FIELD OR JUST AT A NORMAL BASIS. EVERYONE THINKS SHE IS RIGHT AND SHE IS MOST OF THE TIME THOUGH.
Pensive: Her famous line: “Ah, shit. I shouldn’t have done that, right?”
Intuition: She’s good at it! She’s the brain.
Goals: To protect her friends in honor with her senpais.
Insecurities: Her scars from the demon who tried to kill her.
Achievements: She became one of the most highly-regarded demon slayer.
Anxiety: Deadlines. And the sound of her speaking crow.
Overwhelmed: When she sees too much blood. She can handle it but...not too much.
Self-help: She sucks surprisingly! She’s good at giving advice but she can’t apply them on her own. But Junko, Amida, and Maria has her back dw.
Comforts: Her friends.
Philosophy: To do things in honor for her deceased fathers and her demon slayer senpais who saved her from that hellhole
Triggers: Demons.
The Past
Parents/Guardians: She lives with her father. At their village, rumors spread that there’s actually a demon living at the mountain near their village. Men of their village decided to raid the mountain in the hopes of killing this demon.
With this, she was forced to live on a different household, working as their maid for the mean time while her father is away. But surprisingly...the village never heard about the men for months after they left. A survivor managed to return though, only to say that the people shouldn't expect for the rest, including Maria's father.
School: Her father thought her the essential skills for her to survive (cleaning, cooking, even hunting)
Adolescence: She gained more weight and she grew taller.
Leaving home: Didn’t mean much to her. It was leaving her father’s memories behind that pains her.
Further education:
Life events: She grew hysterical when a survivor from the group of men who raided the demon’s den was able to come back to the village. No one believed him when he told them that he’s the only one who survived.
Maria refused to believe his bullshit and so, she went to the mountain herself, only to be knocked out unconscious by the demon the moment she went in the abandoned house.
Worst day of their life: When she raided the demon’s lair alone. She was mad, yes, but she was terrified as well.
Lessons: Things just don’t go according to your way sometimes.
The Relationships
Family: She grew with her father but he unfortunately died. When she was knocked out by the demon, she had to be surrounded by corps for months and that developed her slight trauma for blood. Waiting for her end, she was miraculously rescued by these 'demon slayers' who would become her senpais.
Her senpais are both members of the demon slayer corps who were tasked to kill this demon. Maria was the only one alive amidst the sea of corpses so they took her in.
Because of this, Maria was inspired to become a demon slayer, not only as a sign of gratitude but also as a way to avenge her father.
Notice how her clothing has onion-print on them and she has her tips dyed pink? Because her other senpai loved onions and they also had onion-print on ther uniform while the other had their hair dyed pink. She did these to honor her senpais. I mean, okay Maria you are grateful but that's just plain weird.
She then meets Junko, Fujita, and Amida who became her friends and her family.
Friendships: Junko, Fujita and, Amida.
Friends in need: She will not hesitate to HELP you.
Annoyance: She grumbles a lot! She wouldn’t speak her thoughts but you’d hear her mumbling underneath her breath. Again, witchcraft according to Fujita.
Romance: Heard of it but never tried it. In the future, she knows it, she wants to try it, but is too lazy.
Marital problems: bich?
Adversaries: -
Enemies: Demons, dirt, and insects.
Strangers: She’s very approachable even though she is an introvert.
Fun stuff: She loves to eat onions! (raw, caramelized, or what)
Dating: None
Best friend: Amida, Junko, and Fujita
Love: Her father, her senpais, her friends.
Respect: Her father for risking his life and her senpais for saving her. Fujita for accepting her despite of being a 'commoner' (we all know Fujita is joking but Maria took it personally. Not offended though). Junko for letting her in her life despite her trauma and Amida for accepting her even if she couldn't replace his senpai.
Interactions
Mingling: She’s very timid at first but she’d warm up eventually.
Comfort levels: Comfortable talking to people who are older than her. She thinks younger people are as stubborn as Fujita.
Physical: She likes to give cuddles occasionally. Well, shed love to all the time only if her gang is into physical touch.
Group: She looks fine but she’s very anxious deep inside when talking to a group of people.
Jealous: Of those who still have their father.
Temper: SHORT. Like an asian mom’s.
Empathy: She feels for her friends. They all had it rough in different ways.
Affectionate: MOTHERLY-LIKE.
Distaste: When she hates someone, she tries to be kind to them. Fujita tells her to just straight ass tell them she dislikes them but Maria is too kind for that.
Responsibility: To eliminate every demon she sees.
Self-esteem: Normal.
Honesty: I wouldn’t say honest but secretive? Like, if you didn’t ask, she wouldn’t say.
Leader or follower: A LEADER. Though she’s confused why but she is.
Praise: She likes them!
Criticism: She accepts them!
Insults: She disregards them. She knows better anyway.
Embarrassment: Hmmmm when they see her eat raw onions? Because that’s disgusting for some?
Flirting: Haven’t tried.
Attention span: OOMF! Poor when not on a mission. But when she is on a mission, she becomes very attentive.

This is my last post of being a dork so might as well pour out all of my nerdiness >=]]]]]
MARIA
•Maria is the eldest of the 4 and is the first one to join DSC.
•Maria has her hair pink and her clothes designed with onion patters to honor her seniors who saved her from the demon near her village. (Emphasized on her back story)
•Maria was attacked by the demon residing at the mountains near her village. Hitting her head with shards of glass, specifically her eyes. This is then the reason why she wears glasses. (Emphasized on her back story).
•Maria is the mother figure of the 3.
•Maria has separation anxiety because of her daddy issues. (Emphasized on her back story).
•With her sepanx, Maria would insist on having the group in tack in missions even if the situation demands the 4 to split
•Maria, being treated like Cinderella from the household who sheltered her, is used to chores.
•Maria fights the cleanest.
JUNKO
•Junko joined DSC next after being influenced by Maria.
•Junko came from a wealthy family.
•Junko hates her father and his principles in life.
•Junko always had her hair tied up because she hated the fact that men loved her straight and silky hair.
•She also always had her hair cut raggedly (?) because men adored her straight hair.
•Junko hates talking about beauty. She thinks that everything and everyone is beautiful and must not be questioned.
•Junko hates arrogant, ignorant, and disrespectful men (emphasis on men).
•Junko, surprisingly, can tolerate Amida and he is so far, the only man who can touch her with ease.
•Growing from a rich family, Junko is accustomed with poetries, books, and paintings. These are the things Junko and Fujita get along well.
FUJITA
•Fujita came from a wealthy family.
•Fujita has brother complex hehe.
•Fujita, after hearing her brother's death, disappeared from her household for months. Eventually, she came back with dirty clothes, bloody wound, and with Maria, Junko, and Amida. At this point, she has already joined the DSC.
•Maria and Junko found Fujita fighting with the drunkards the night Maria and Junko indirectly adopted Fujita. Fearing for her life, they had no choice but to fight back against the drunkards.
•Fujita emphasizes on how Maria, Junko, and her should eventually retire and settle down with someone wealthy. (Maria and Junko hates this discussion)
•Growing from a wealthy family, she is used of things going according to her way so she is used on bossing everyone around.
•She likes Amida??? SIKE THEY'RE MARRIED
AMIDA
•Amida, after running away, was homeless for months. With no food, no shelter, and no money. (Emphasized on his back story).
•Amida loved his senpai so much up to this day, he dreams of meeting with him once again.
•Amida's biggest fear is to know that his senpai has turned in to a demon.
•Fujita found Amida on the streets. He had no choice but to go with Fujita because of starvation, homelessness, and dehydration.
•Amida seems like the only person who couldn't tolerate Fujita's banters and orders.
•Amida sympathizes with Maria. As much as possible, he helps with the responsibilities.
•Amida is a fast runner. Very much useful when fighting.
•Amida grew in the streets with senpai and is used to fights. Fighting against demons is not new to him.
•Amida considers himself bisexual. Aside from Senpai, the only person he admired is Fujita (romantically or platonically, it will be unanswered). He admires how she, with no doubt, brought him along with her when he had nothing. THEY'RE MARRIED THO SO JOKE'S ON U
Amida
Junko
Fujita
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Your Dylan’s girlfriend and the both of you are in quarantine together and he’s watching over his ex’s dogs (I need drama Drabble please)
these are getting long so I’m gonna start putting the ‘keep reading’ bit under them.
You had never had a problem with the dogs before, you loved dogs, you really did. All animals were absolutely adorable, and when you’d gone on dates to walk the dogs together before, you had a blast.
But, you were already irritated and kinda’ snarky and extremely stressed. The world was really overreacting, you were in a two-week self-isolation and now you wanted pasta but could you find any when doing your shopping two days ago? Could you fuck.
You loved all dogs, but these weren’t even yours, and yet your favourite blanket was still ruined by the fur all over it that you couldn't shake off, and the smell of dog was lingering all over the house, being that you couldn't exactly take the little guys for a walk, instead, they had to make do with running around the large garden outside.
You had done your best to hide how you felt, blame it on the quarantine and stress because all in all, you were now getting two weeks of uninterrupted time with your boyfriend where he wouldn't travel, he wouldn't get any calls, and nobody would come knocking at your front door.
The two of you had quite a few activities planned, and you had been very excited to reveal a certain new deep blue lingerie set you had bought a while back and had yet to show him, until someone had come knocking at your door to nights ago.
Someone, being a very pretty whirlwind of golden blonde hair and smiles with two beautiful dogs on a lead and an insistence that they would be happier here because she had a penthouse apartment and here they could have a garden to play in for two weeks.
You weren’t a monster, dogs needed fresh air and grass and you had that, she didn’t.
She’d pressed a kiss to your cheek and squeezed you in a hug and given you all the supplies you might need, as well as a gift bag with a very nice bottle of wine in for the two of you to share, and some things she’d managed to find left in stock that she wanted to gift the two of you.
You could hide it at first, but now it was like the smallest thing seemed to irk you. The smell of the dog food, the wince you got when little claws scraped on hardwood floors and you wondered if they left scratch marks, the way they whined outside the bedroom door to be let in to sleep on the bedroom floor at night, the way the house got cold every time Dylan left the patio doors open so the dogs could run in and out freely.
He had started to notice too, because now when they jumped up on the couch to sit with him, he put them back on the floor with a sad little voice that he tried to hide. He would choose instead to take his coffee and the paper and sit outside with the dogs so he could close the door, and he would seal himself in the kitchen with the door shut when he fed them, and you could hear him talking to them happily in muffled voices as they ate.
The dogs were adorable, and you loved them, and really, you felt awful about all this, but you also felt like Dylan was one more small sigh from you away from starting to sleep on the couch instead of in bed with you.
Now, the water was running for the shower as Dylan hummed to himself happily in the water and you were sitting on the floor before the couch, both of the dogs staring at you with wagging tails and happy faces.
“Stop staring at me. I’m not rubbing your belly, because then I’ll have to rub both of your bellies, and my hands will smell like dog, because we haven’t washed you yet and you’re all muddy.”
You scowled at the creatures in front of you, but their sweet faces won in seconds and you let out a deep and overdramatic sigh, lifting one of your hands and immediately they both came sniffing at your hand the wagging of their tales only increasing exponentially as you scratched at their ears and petted their heads gently.
“I don’t hate you, you know.”
It was as if the dogs could understand you, one of them letting out a gruff little noise as the other whined a little, giving you a look as if to tell you they didn’t believe you.
“I don’t! I swear it. I think you’re really cute. I just hate what you represent.”
One took a seat, cropping against you and under your arm with such force that you let out a soft ‘oomf’, but the little lick you got on your neck after a wet nose nuzzled at your skin broke you down a little and you cooed at them, the other climbing into your lap, and taking a seat, staring you in the eyes as you slumped slightly.
“Your momma and daddy were together for like... seven years. You’re their babies, and they have so much love for you. They had so much love for each other that they got you guys, and you kinda’ scare me.”
You sniffled, the one in your lap leaning forward to sniff at your cheek a single tear fell and you let out a laugh under your breath as the tear was wiped away onto the dog's snout.
“That’s a lot of love to have for someone, and I love you guys, but you’re like a little family and it makes me feel like the unwanted step-mom, because you always get so excited to see Dylan. you must miss him so much.” You were holding the dog in your laps face in your hands as you let your baby-voice come out, making little kissy faces at the animals as you sighed wistfully. “I’m insane. I’m talking to my boyfriend and his exes dogs because they make me feel inadequate and insecure. I’m a fucking loser.”
The one in your lap barked slightly and you let out a laugh, rolling your eyes as the one beside you growled a little at being disturbed from its sleep.
“Yeah, yeah, I know. I-” Suddenly, the one before you perked up, looking over your shoulder as Dylan let out a whistle, still pulling his shirt over his head as he wandered into the room and both dogs scampered over to him in a flurry of happy woofs and wagging tails.
Clearing your throat and wiping your face, you stood up, moving around the room and keeping your head down as you headed toward the corridor. “Where are you going, baby?”
“T’ shower.” You muttered, not daring to let your voice get any higher in case it cracked and you could feel Dylan’s confused stare on you as you retreated.
“You said you didn’t want to shower when I invited you to join me?”
“I changed my mind. I won’t be long and then you can wash the mud from the pups and I’ll make dinner.” He didn’t get a chance to reply, because you had sealed yourself behind a closed door, the lock the two of you never used when you were alone was slid into place and the man sighed as he crouched down, looking at the happy animals before him.
“Oh, what am I gonna’ do, you guys”?
It was two days before Dylan had a chance to voice the conversation he had accidentally overheard between you and the pets he had running around his home. He’d been on a video call running a script for almost six hours when he finally got to leave it, and due to the timezone difference between everyone, it had ended up being very late. He’d expected that you would have gone to bed, so when he wandered down the hall to see you lying on your back and staring at the TV with a blank look on your face, one dog under your arm and another on your chest, he’d been rather surprised.
Snapping a few pics on his phone, he made his presence known, and you’d turned to face him, giving him a small smile as he made his way around the sofa, scooping up the dog that had been lying on top of you into his arms and making faces at the animal lovingly as he sat down, lifting your feet into his lap as the dog snuggled halfway between his legs and yours.
“It’s nice to see you with my dogs, you know.”
You swallowed thickly under his gaze, eyes flicking to him for a second before trying to refocus on the program you hadn’t really been watching in the first place. “They’re not so bad.”
“They meant a lot to me when I got them, all those years ago.” You bit down on your lip, humming absentmindedly and mumbling an unenthusiastic ‘I bet’, and Dylan huffed, turning off the TV so that you were forced to really pay attention to him right now. “They meant I was growing up. In a ‘holy shit, I’m going to actually own a pet’ kind of way. Britt just happened to be who I was with at the time. I pictured the present with her, I pictured dogs, and Teen Wolf, and Mets games. I love my dogs.”
“I’m happy for you, Dylan.”
“I don’t picture that stuff with you.” Your jaw dropped at his words, but you pulled yourself together, nodding as you dragged your gaze to the sleeping animal before you, reaching out to scratch behind his ears as you squeezed your eyes shut, sniffing quietly. “Shit, baby, are you crying? Why are you cr- oh, God, I just realised how that sounded, I’m not breaking up with you!”
“Kinda’ sounds like a breakup, Dyl.”
He panicked, lifting the pup from his lap and placing him on the couch as he came to kneel on the floor beside your head, pushing hair back from your face and cooing at you to open your eyes. “When I was with Britt I picture the present, where a dog was the biggest of my commitments, and I lived on the go and my biggest thrill in life was having time to catch a baseball match.”
“Dylan..”
“With you, I picture the future. I picture the little feet scampering about on the floor being those of beautiful babies we made together. We own a house, and I have a real home to come back to and the biggest thrill in my life is knowing I get to come home and see you, no matter where I go or what I’m doing. Whether we’re going to watch the Mets play or whether we’re going to order pizza and take a bath. You’re my future, do you understand that? I want commitments and babies and marriage and everything that comes with a future with you.”
You gaped at him for a moment, fresh tears still spilling down your cheeks as he wiped them away with his thumbs, a soft smile on his face as you huffed out a sigh at him, sniffing happily and nodding. “Okay.”
“Okay?”
“Yeah, I want all of that with you, Dylan. I want commitments and babies and marriage and everything that comes with a future with you, too.” You pouted, and he grinned, leaning forward to place a long and delicate kiss to your lips.
“I love you.”
“I love you, too.” You whispered the words against his lips, and he sighed happily against your mouth, capturing you in a deep kiss once again. “You can let the dogs sleep on the bed tonight.”
“God, you really have no idea how perfect you are to me.”
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