#cannot function

[anaconda-creates]

scary monster under my bed (essay i haven't started)(due tonight) maybe if i snuggle very cozy under the covers it wont see me and i'll be safe

[akaiitoru]

trying not to think about s**a has made me start figuring out my commissions page n stuff - something i've been procrastinating out of anxies for days now GAajhsj

[zajebrombiscie]

My brain is refusing to work correctly until I interact with another human. Annoying. I just want to stay home and play rimworld, but I guess I have to perform my humanly duties

[crowleysshittyglasses]

I hate the way my brain works bc wdym I can’t make myself draw a picture but I can spend 9 hours fixating on removing embroidered logos from shirts and disassembling pants with a seam ripper???

[floofyflooftheallmighty]

I fucking hate summer

[shen-yuans-closet]

edit: credit to velinxi for official svsss art!!!

me when I’m mourning my disciple who lived in my house and happily cooked and ate with me and who I gave headpats on the daily. who I read the entirety of a horribly trashy porn novel for. who I wrote whole paragraphs about when he was disgraced by that FUCKING HACK AUTHOR. why are people calling me a widow

[rachelazegler]

[knivesandteeth]

I love Garak because science fiction needs more effeminate morally dubious fags. It needs more men who break gender roles for fun. It needs more representation of the absolute backbreaking trauma of growing up alone and unloved and trying desperately to fit yourself into a role that will never fit. It needs more repression mixed with love mixed pain.

Let there be sci fi gay men who are complicated and gender fucked and broken and angry and horny and lost and driven.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*peering down at my own genetic sequence* uh-huh uh-huh bold choice bold fucking choices my friend

[boyfriendstevie]

oh my goddddddd 🥵🥵🥵 IM UNWELL BITCH

obsessed with steve eating pussy. sorry.

steve x f!reader

cw: 18+ smut, oral (f receiving)

“Steve,” you choke out in a breathy sob, fingers knitting into the damp locks of hair at the nape of his neck.

He moans in response, the sound vibrating through your core where he’s got his mouth on you. Your eyes meet his, under his thick lashes, his pupils blown wide with desperate arousal. The tip of nose buried in the curls between your legs and it’s the prettiest sight you’ve ever laid eyes on. Even with the pink and orange sunset behind him, Steve’s the best view. His head trapped between your thighs and you find it difficult to hold yourself upright on the hood of his BMW, but you can’t take your eyes off him.

Steve’s got his two middle fingers sunk deep in you, curled just right as you pour out around his knuckles. He eats you like he’s got a point to prove, and well, he thinks he does. Saw the way Hargrove flirted with you as you two walked into the parking lot at the community pool. So, maybe, he’s determined to devour you so beautifully that you won’t be able to think about anything else during your next shift. Jealousy is pretty cute on Steve, especially when it’s so pointless. No way in hell you’re even capable of finding another man attractive. You’re wholly Steve’s.

He whines as he licks through your folds, circles his tongue against your clit and straightens out the fingers he’s got buried deep in you, just to curl them again. You’re a mess of broken moans and cries, brows furrowed and jaw hung open as you watch him. Fingers tug at his hair and he takes the cue, keeping up exactly what he’s doing as your back arches and hips cant up against his face.

“Gonna— god, don’t stop,” you babble out, “just like that, Stevie… gonna cum.”

He blinks up at you, all pretty and wonderful. Eyes urging you on, saying what his mouth can’t because it’s too busy with the task at hand. But you can read it, can practically hear his voice begging you to cum for him.

Steve doesn’t dare let up when your body stills, then seizes against his face. A uncontrollable sob breaking from your throat as you squeeze him between your legs and pull at the roots of his hair. He groans, all deep and lovely against you. Loves his hair tugged at. He pulls your orgasm from you so sweetly, fingers and tongue working together to make you see stars. Only lets up when you let go of the vice grip you’d had on his hair. Steve stands, grabs your jaw and crashes your lips together. Whispers sweet things against your mouth and you cling to him so tightly, whispering compliments right back.

[scealaiscoite]

⋆˚࿔ excuse prompts 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

¹⁾ “we were so drunk.”

²⁾ “i was trying to protect you!”

³⁾ “i never thought it would go this far.”

⁴⁾ “this wasn’t supposed to happen, i swear.”

⁵⁾ “he swore he wouldn’t tell anyone.”

⁶⁾ “you’re- you’re never around anymore!”

⁷⁾ “if i’d have waited any longer, the outcome would have been so much worse.”

⁸⁾ “you started this shit, i’m only trying to get us out of it!”

⁹⁾ “i… i just wanted the chance to prove myself to you.”

¹⁰⁾ “yeah, ‘cause you’re all such fucking saints.”

¹¹⁾ “i was handling it fine until you got involved!”

¹²⁾ “i wasn’t thinking, that’s the whole point!”

¹³⁾ “you didn’t give me any other choice.”

¹⁴⁾ “i gave you a pass when the roles were reversed, so maybe a little understanding wouldn’t kill you.”

¹⁵⁾ “if this were anyone else, you wouldn’t be riding them half as hard and you know it.”

¹⁶⁾ “you’ve been under so much pressure… i thought i could take a little of it off you by taking care of it.”

¹⁷⁾ “all i did was put my trust in the wrongs person.”

¹⁸⁾ “if you hadn’t chewed me out so damn hard for asking for your help last time, maybe i would’ve felt safe enough to do it again.”

¹⁹⁾ “do you have any idea what it feels like to be lonely in your own house? of course you don’t, because you’re never fucking here!”

²⁰⁾ “i didn’t think you’d care. nothing else ever seems to make you, so why should this!”

[rocksaltpaperscissors]

one scene i cannot get over in System Collapse is murderbot and ART, both barely functional, staggering their way onto the shuttle to leave the 2nd colony. MB getting ART-drone strapped into a seat, worried about how damaged it is. doesn't even notice Iris getting it strapped into its own seat (as she worries about how damaged it is). MB and ART-drone, their humans' first and last lines of defense, destroyers of hostile secunits, sniping back and forth as they try to keep each other from shutting down. their humans, once again just barely Not Dead, looking after their extremely badass and very nerfed defenders. at least 15% of my brain capacity is dedicated to this scene at all times

[godthatfeltgood]

The real reason Madeline does what she does.

[bberry005]

i love coming up with random useless facts about the pitt characters it's my favorite kind of headcanon. langdon's from michigan. santos was a national champion gymnast. whitaker was once the ONE person to get caught speeding on a rural midwest road (he was going 100 mph). javadi is entirely too invested in how incorrect the term "chai tea latte" is and goes on rants whenever someone says it. samira can drink like 5 cups of coffee and feel fine but the second she has an energy drink it's over for her. mel owns about 12 pairs of glasses because she always loses them. mckay makes the best cookies you've ever eaten and if she brings some to work they're gone by 9 AM. i could keep going for ages it's literally so fun to just make up these little things that aren't super important but just fill out their lives outside of work a little.

[blueberryrains]

baek sa-eon: reveals big family secrets

baek sa-eon: BUT THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT. YOU CAN BASH ME OR MY FAMILY ABOUT THIS, THE HELL I CARE. MY ONLY PRIORITY IS FINDING MY WIFE AND LIVE HAPPILY WITH HER. THAT SHOULD BE YOUR PRIORITY, TOO.

he really spent five seconds exposing his family secrets and five hours publicly confessing and begging everyone to help him find the loml.

he’s like, “i can handle all these issues and problems, but i need my wife by my side first.”

[dipplinduo]

HOW DARE YOU I'M HOLLERING

FIRST YOU MELT ME WITH FANART, BUT THEN YOU THROW IN A TAYLOR SWIFT REFERENCE-

I hAVE BEEN PERCIEVED

I HAVE BEEN TARGETED

AND I

HAVE BEEN

ATTACKED.

This seriously made my night though oh my God I'm in tears like Drayton in the background. OH MY GOD THIS IS ELITE FANART, THANK YOU SO MUCH I WILL CLUTCH ONTO IT FOREVERMORE 😂💛💛

fanart for S&S D

strange headcanon but I like to think that in the “Goodᵗᵐ” scene written by @dipplinduo, Kieran was playing Karma in his head hehe

The proportions are kind of weird but let’s jst how I don’t see this when I’m older 😍