#chat simulator

[pizzawriters]

Text Your Life - Chapter 1 + Days 1 and 2 of Chapter 2 is now AVAILABLE! English / Spanish - ITCHIO & STEAM

Play now on Itch.io! Available in English and Spanish

(Early Access - Windows, Mac, Linux & Android)

Play now on Steam! Available in English and Spanish

(Early Access - Windows only)

This game is still in an early access state, and only Chapter 1 + Days 1 and 2 of Chapter 2 has been released. Follow us on social media and don't miss any content update!

As a fourth-year Law student with a part-time job at the Catal Café, you might as well end up going bald from stress. Fortunately, you can keep in touch with your peculiar group of friends and Daniel, your long-distance boyfriend, through your favorite messaging app (😉). They help you see the fun side of your busy life, as well as keep every hair in its place (or not).

Now you've just moved out of home and into your new apartment, and everyone knows that means... party time! Music, alcohol, laughter, kisses... Wait, what?! Kisses?! Your memories are blurry, but somehow you clearly recall the feeling of someone's lips on yours. A warm and pleasant feeling. Hold on!! Pleasant!? 😳

Who did you kiss that night? Will you be able to find out with the help of your girlfriends-turned-detective? How will that kiss affect your relationship with Daniel? And most importantly - how much does a good wig cost 😱?

Trigger Warnings: alcohol, smoking, cheating, swearing, mention of violent acts (only in a humorous context), ghost stories, and sexual themes/jokes.

Text Your Life is a mobile phone chat simulator for android or PC that lets you put yourself in the shoes of our protagonist, a female university student with a group of eccentric friends and a love life that has suddenly turned somewhat... complicated.

* Play comfortably on your mobile phone, or on PC if you prefer, as if it were a real messaging app. Chat, receive and make calls, browse the profiles of your contacts...

* Shape the protagonist's personality with every choice you make, as well as her level of affinity with every character. Your personality and your choices will affect the course of the story.

* The complete game will have a total of 10 chapters (Common route: chapters 1-4. Specific love interest’s route: chapters 5-10).

* 7 different routes, and 6 unique love interests. Will you continue your relationship with Daniel, or will you catch feelings for someone else? Surely you won't end up in a love triangle with two best friends, right...?

* Only Chapter 1 + Days 1 and 2 of Chapter 2 is available for now, with more than 65,500 words of content and roughly 547 choices (about 6 hours for playthrough). Make a choice every 20 messages at most! Already finished the available content? Play again and change your choices to experience completely different playthroughs!

* This game was originally written in Spanish, and it's been completely translated into English.

What are you waiting for? Log in, create your profile, put an inspiring quote that makes no sense as your status, and start chatting right now!

Enjoying Text Your life so far? Then show it some love! There are different ways to do it:

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*Become a member on our Patreon, and get early access to the following content updates!

* Writing: Alma Moral and Vera Lobo

* Programming, icons and app UI: Vera Lobo

*English translation: CeCe and Vera Lobo

*Profile pictures, emojis, fonts, music, sound effects and other assets: Text Your Life makes use of several assets under attribution license. See in-game credits for detailed attribution.

Artificial Intelligence WAS NOT USED in any way to create this game or any of its assets.

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[twoandahalfstudios]

He doesn't quite understand best internet practice but maybe you can teach him (or just laugh at him)…

A Date with Death is our upcoming free to play romance chatsim where you compete with the Grim Reaper over your soul (or die trying?) 💀

Wishlist here:

[a-cat-in-toffee]

I don't know why I did this.

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🍒 ch3rich3rry Follow

omggg I need to stop hyperfixating on red/blue ship UGH

🍒 ch3rich3rry Follow

THIS POST IS ABOUT WISPSTYLE NOT FUCMING VOLTRON

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🍒 ch3rich3rry Follow

Anonymous asked: omg wait is DC and wisperers ship name actually wispstyle? that's so cute

YEAH!!! they're super cute dude I love them so much

⭐️ ten-dollar-bananas Follow OKAY BUT HAVE YOU SEE THE WAY THE WISPERER LOOKS AT VIRION HELLOOOOO

🍒 ch3rich3rry

ohmygod this post has nothing to do with you you have your own corner of the fandom!!!! I thought we were done having ship discourse

🐀 rattusrattus Follow

what if you two kissed

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🎲 glaring-gambler Follow

didn't expect to see PD ship discourse on the dash today but

#oh hey rattusrattus we thought you were dead

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🎸 trapped-in-hell Follow

RATTUSRATTUS WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

🐀 rattusrattus Follow

alive and well 👍

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🐀 rattusrattus Follow

I much prefer Tumblr to Twitter, I saw someone get publicly executed for shipping the Prime Defenders together the other day.

🍝 tide-apologist Follow

EXECUTED ?!?!

🐀 rattusrattus

Yeah, that's what happen when you get canceled. They cancel you.

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🧭 insert-username Follow

does anybody remember pdspotter. what happened to them

🍕 pdspotter Follow

i do :(

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🍕 pdspotter Follow

when will my husband (the prime defenders) return from war (dropping off the face of prime)

🍕 pdspotter

OMG. HOLY SHIT. PD SPOTTED

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🍕 pdspotter Follow

Prime Defenders spotted in the downtown New Haven area working with a freelance hero!

Days since last spotting: I've lost count!

#pd spotted! #hero spotted! #guest appearance! #HOLY SHIT ???? GUYS IS MY HUSBAND (the group of heros I'm attatched to) BACK FROM WAR???

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🪲 getmeoutofthewater Follow

I don't mean this as like. discourse. but what is the appeal of hero shipping

🪲 getmeoutofthewater

not ypu tidalwave fandom I love you guys this is about prime defenders

🎲 glaring-gambler Follow

[A blurry photo of DC and the Wisperer standing next to eachother after the flesh battle, covered in blood.]

🪲 getmeoutofthewater

of all the responses I've gotten I think this is the only one which has swayed me

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🎱 imgoingtoeatachaosdemon Follow

wispstyle this virisp that WHAY ABOUT SOLSTYLE.....

#idk virion and wisperes ship name sorry moots that like them

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🎲 glaring-gambler Follow

Anonymous asked: who???? is rattusrattus???????

blog that shitposts abt pd a lot lmao theyre sort of a cryptid. they recently came back

🐀 rattusrattus Follow

Fianlly out of the building.

🍒 ch3rich3rry Follow

WELCOME BACK KING ❤️❤️❤️

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🥰 aestheticsandassthetics Follow

why are we shipping child soldiers

🥰 aestheticsandassthetics

walks out of the notes covered in blood. nevermind.

#delteing this post omg

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🍕 pdspotter Follow

Prime Defnders spotted? Winnebago seen driving through New Haven!

🐸 whereislefrog Follow

oh yeah sorry that's my blorbo

🍕 pdspotter

WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME THERE WAS AN ACCOUNT TRACKING LE FROG OR WAS I JUST SUPPOSED TO FIND THEM IN MY NOTES

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🐸 whereislefrog Follow

Le Frog is in New Haven :)

#frogger #hopping around #hiii pd spotter

[glassshatteringlime]

Berry was sprinting towards Larry, looking VERY excited

LARRY!!!! LARRYYYY!!!! Are you down to practice basketball????? I got the court ready and clean!!!!!!

[OHJESUSCHRIST- Nearly whacking Berry with a mop out of pure instinct, before relaxing.] "Oh- Right, uh- Yeah, sure." [he nearly forgot he asked about that HOW DOES ONE INTERACT SOCIALLY??] [idly throwing his mop off to the side.]

[veiled-luminosity]

what if i (veilliene vanorie) made the dr. ratio SU duck into a clay figurine.

(it's not a what if.)

i'm normal about him.

[googleplaysore]

[updatingranboo]

ranboos live!

[title: HAPPY RANBOO DAY!!! DUCKS AND TALKING (marble races later!!!)

[starswallowingsea]

ESVerse dashboard simulator

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🪶jeannedarcswings follow

the new wataru outfit is sooooooo amazing guys he looks so mature and handsome in it!!

#i understand eichi sooooo much i'd commit war crimes for him too

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🌟hokkehidaka follow

i got banned from twitter again and Yuuki said i would "do numbers on tumblr" so here i am. how does one do numbers on here

🌈gaystar follow

What do you mean again.

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💖alkaloid-fanpage follow

Okay we're settling this once and for all!!!

🐝buzzybeeat follow

mad cuz your faves can't beat knights aren't you

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🐇nazuniis-silly-rabbit follow

I'm sick and tired of everyone praising V*lkyrie's music honestly. They're soooo problematic for what they did to Nazuna like how can you forgive them for that. ESPECIALLY ITS*KI SHU

#censoring because i have to hold myself back

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👑narucchans-crown follow

You would not believe how much I'm holding back right now. "Knights music is so mid" and? You listen to 2wink I don't want to hear it.

👑narucchans-crown follow

Okay I'm turning off reblogs on this I didn't think the 2wink stans would find this one. I stand by what I said.

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🍎deep3clipse follow

ngl? tsumugi is so much better in the new fine-o song than he is in switch 💅

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🤠madarasflatass follow

i'd hate to live in the mirror dimension. could you imagine mama with a juicy ass? the flat ass is part of the charm

🤠madarasfatjuicyass follow

i disagree

🤠madarasflatass follow

EVIL ME????

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💀undeads-little-vampy follow

sorry anon i deleted your ask but it's because i don't believe fine stans are people!

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🐍ibaras-snake-wife follow

EDEN Getting run over by a car and they comfort you in the hospital headcanons!!

Read more

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🦀kanatasfishtank follow

It's so hard to find other Ryuseitai fans on this website :(

🐴akatsukiskatanas follow

Yeah because they're all too young 👶👶👶👶

[pizzawriters]

The new content update of Text Your Life is here! Want to know what happens on Chapter 2's Day 2? You can find out by subscribing to the Pizza Menu tier on our Patreon and accessing the early access version of the update 🥰 🔥

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¡La nueva actualización de contenido de Text Your Life ya está aquí! ¿Quieres saber qué ocurre en el día 2 del Capítulo 2? Averígualo haciéndote miembro del nivel Pizza Menu en nuestro Patreon, ¡y disfruta de la versión de acceso anticipado de la actualización! 🥰🔥

[twoandahalfstudios]

Someone awaits you, just past a veil of darkness.

I hope you're ready to meet the one fated to take your soul… and possibly also your heart?

⏳💀 A Date with Death is my upcoming romance chat-sim where you can flirt/bully/give a lil smoochy to the Grim Reaper!

Wishlist:

[djs-and-radios]

Scout: LOOKOUT! IT'S THE FALLEN KING!

Commander and DJ:

[glassshatteringlime]

Berry is INSTANTLY booking over to Larry, looking extremely worried

LARRY!! Larry im sorry if i don't act like i love you!! I do!! I REALLY DO!!! I REALLY REALLY DO!! I love you more than anything else in the world!!! I swear I'll bash those anons heads in!!!

< @berrytheblueberryxd >

[Barely flinching, slowly, oh so slowly, bringing his gaze up to Berry.]

"..you don't have to lie to me, berry, i know i'm an asshole.."

[Oh. Oh he is DEFINITELY about to cry.]

[theperksofbeingstupid]

"a broken wine glass on the table, contrary to mine which is perfect"

[boygirlctommy]

dude i cant wait til we watch exile streams i will be absoluetly incomprehensible

[iconicranboo]

RANBOO: “that’s just not a slug, it’s a snail” dude fuck you *launches snail* yeah … it’s also not fuckin’ real, cause i’m in the stratosphere now … how ‘bout them apples “~oooh it’s not a snail it’s a slug~” NOW IT’S IN THE SKY … SO WHAT REALLY MATTERS ANYMORE … okay, what really matters? hm? *splat* ah shit heh. anyways, i’m gonna jump into this fire—

[captainsquiddd]

hiiii i’m so sorry this isn’t my usual posting but i’ve got my brain in a knot trying to figure out if i accidentally skipped silver’s segment in sonic speed simulator 😭😭😭😭

his missions are complete and i’ve gotten the characters before and after him, so idk what’s wrong? am i missing a step? is it a glitch? are my chances at getting my favorite hedgehog lost forever? stumping indeed

it might have to do with my “current mission” being for new yoke, but i’m afraid to complete it because then what if it just moves on?? I DON’T WANT TO SKIP HIM DO YOU SEE MY PROBLEM

PLEASE HELPPP UUHHGHGG I DUNNO WHAT I’M DOING I JUST WANT THE GUY