#chomp sr

[vitikko1]

[see-arcane]

Re Harker vs. Universal monsters, Talbot is extremely immortal, so a regular knife or decapitation isn't going to do it.

Not that we ever see him get decapitated. But the movies keep bringing poor Larry back.

That said, he is mostly a chill and normal guy, so I doubt him or Jonathan would actually want to fight. He'd just need to be managed on a full moon.

They would be so good at zoomies together. Tuckering each other out on ambient moonlit runs in the woods

[mysteryshoptls]

SR Riddle Rosehearts - Nightmare Suit Vignette

"Absolutely against the rules!"

[Halloween Town – Alleyway]

Riddle: We lost so much time because of that unexpected mishap. We should finish up the Halloween preparations as quickly as possible.

Jamil: Right. We should begin by checking out how the rest of the town is doing.

Riddle: I agree. While Halloween Town was mired in all that confusion, some other issues may have cropped up.

[Halloween Town – Town Hall]

Riddle: Jamil, take a look at that. The candy that we prepared ahead of time seems to have decreased in number since we last looked…

Jamil: You're right. There should have been overflowing mounds of candy in three baskets. But now, I only see one.

Riddle: Someone may have unintentionally moved it, or some ill-advised malcontent may have stolen it…

Jamil: ――Hm? I feel like I just saw something move out of the corner of my eye…

Riddle: THERE! YOU WON'T ESCAPE ME!!

[chair slams against door]

???: Waah! What's with this chair!?

???: Why'd it just appear in front of us out of nowhere?

Jamil: I see, you used your magic to move the chair to block the exit. Good thinking.

Shock: We can't leave 'cause this chair's in the way!

Shock: It's all 'cause you two were so slow in carrying the candy. You blockheads!

Barrel: I'm not the blockhead, he is.

Lock: She's talking about you!

Riddle: Oh, it's you guys… The troublemaker trio.

Lock/Shock/Barrel: URK!!!

Jamil: There's candy spilling out from the bag they're dragging. They're for sure our culprits.

Riddle: Good thing we captured them before they made off with the candy. There's no place for you three to run now.

Shock: You're so mean, cutting us off from the exit when we're trying to leave!

Riddle: Mean? You seem to be mistaking me for yourselves.

Riddle: No single person can claim all the candy for themselves. It is an unforgivable act to steal it.

Riddle: And just after causing all that chaos in town… Have the three of you not reflected on your actions at all?

Lock: C'mon, we ran around so much earlier that we're so hungry, though.

Shock: Plus, this is the first time we've seen candy like the ones you guys made, and it look suuuper yummy.

Barrel: There's no way we can wait until Halloween to eat 'em.

Lock/Shock/Barrel: [chomp, chomp] … See, it's sooo good.

Riddle: Wha… How dare you add to your crimes by eating the candy mid-testimony! Absolutely barbaric!

Jamil: They keep doing whatever they want, as if they're not to blame for any of the problems we faced in town earlier… Honestly, I can't help but be a little impressed.

Riddle: If we just leave them be, they may cause another problem sooner or later, so if I'd rather it be off with their heads…

Lock: Huh? Off with whose head?

Barrel: Probably Jack's. 'Cause he can take off his head, can't he?

Shock: Sounds awesome! I thought this guy was just a nagging bore, but he can say some fun stuff, too!

Lock/Shock/Barrel: Let's go! Let's go right now! Let's go take off Jack's head!

Riddle: Silence!! You three misunderstand me. When I say "off with their head," I am not speaking literally.

Lock: Eh, really?

Shock: Boooring, I thought it was gonna be something fun.

Riddle: Sigh… I feel a headache coming along just being around you three.

Jamil: Not only do they not show any signs of remorse, they immediately leap at the chance to start something new… They are completely out of our control.

Riddle: However, if we were to leave these children to their own devices, they may interfere with the Halloween preparations again.

Riddle: If that's the case… Jamil, the two of us should keep an eye on these three.

Riddle: And as the Housewarden of Heartslabyul, I shall ingrain into the children proper discipline!

Jamil: It's fine and dandy that you're raring to go, but you didn't need to drag me into this without asking…

Riddle: Did you say something just now, Jamil?

Jamil: …No, nothing at all.

Riddle: Well, then… Ahem! See here, you three. Listen to me well.

Riddle: From here on out, you will not run around as you please, but will accompany us. Understand?

Lock: Ehhhh! Why'd we have to be with you guys?

Riddle: That is because you all keep breaking the rules.

Riddle: In essence, this is the result of all your mischief. …Now, how do you respond?

Shock: I don't really get it, but whatever! We were bored, anyway, so we can stick with you for a tiiiny bit.

Riddle: Good! Then first, return all the candy you stole back onto the table. As soon as that's done, we'll go survey how the rest of the town is doing.

[Halloween Town – Gate]

Riddle: The first stop is the gate to confirm the state of their decorations… And already it seems that we've found the bats they have decorating it with are crooked.

Riddle: As of this moment, they are at about 160° from the ground. However, they should be kept at 180° parallel to the ground.

Jamil: You really have an eye for the smallest detail. I don't know if I should say it's too much, or what…

Riddle: I will not permit any carelessness that could ruin the perfect Halloween. Besides, adjusting the angle is easily fixed with a quick spell…

Lock: Huh? You want to fix the crooked decorations on the gate?

Shock: Then we can fix it for you… With this ball!

Shock: Hyah!

[throws ball]

Riddle: Ack!? That almost hit me! Why would you ever think to fix something like that by hitting it with a ball!?

Barrel: 'Cause we can't reach the decorations ourselves.

Jamil: Then, you should use a stool or a ladder…

Lock: We thought it'd be faster if we used a ball.

Riddle: Hmm… It seems it will be more difficult than I thought to teach these kids proper discipline.

Riddle: Listen up, you three. You shouldn't throw a ball towards where other people are.

Lock/Shock/Barrel: WHY???

Riddle: Because if it hits someone, it could injure them. It's dangerous.

Shock: But balls are for throwing, though?

Riddle: ...I see, so that's the hang up. If that's the case, we may need to begin with re-learning the definition of a ball.

Riddle: I shall start your lesson with what a ball is, and it's origins. There are many theories as to where it was originated, but at first…

Jamil: YOU'RE STARTING THE LESSON FROM THERE!?

Riddle: …And that is why you should not throw balls. Did you understand all that?

Lock/Shock/Barrel: Yup, totally!

Jamil: Liars, none of you were listening at all!

Riddle: Whether they understood the lesson or not will be apparent with how they conduct themselves from now on.

Riddle: We've finished with confirming the decoration progress. Next, we'll look in on the music…

[scamper, scamper]

Jamil: Big problem, Riddle! Those three are already gone!

Riddle: What!? We only took our eyes off of them for a second… We need to hurry and find them!

Shock: MOVE OUTTA THE WAY! YOU'RE STANDIN' IN THE WAY!!

Jamil: Hm? I hear their voices from behind… WAAH!!

[thud]

Riddle: A bathtub with legs just crashed into Jamil!? Are you alright, Jamil? Any injuries?

Jamil: …I'm fine, it's nothing.

Lock: Seeee, this all happened 'cause you're just standing there all spaced out.

Barrel: Lame-o～

Jamil: Krgh! It's obviously their fault, but they have the nerve to speak like that.

Riddle: What do you three think you're doing, now!?

Shock: What do you mean, what we're thinkin'? We were tired of walking, so we brought something to make it easier to move around.

Lock/Barrel: Yeah, it's our favorite ride!

Riddle: That may be so, but you should take care not to bump into anyone.

Shock: That's why we shouted to move out the way.

Lock: Or are you sayin' Jamil owns this road?

Barrel: You sayin' we're not allowed to use this road or somethin'?

Riddle: Well, no…

Lock/Shock/Barrel: THEN EVERYTHING'S FINE!!

Riddle: EVERYTHING IS NOT FINE!!!

Jamil: Those three don't feel any remorse at all, huh… They're so blatant that it's actually refreshing to deal with.

Riddle: Similar to the ball incident earlier, any actions that may bring harm to anyone else is absolutely against the rules!

Riddle: Furthermore, a bathtub is not something to ride in and use as a mode of transportation.

Shock: Eh, but a bathtub is totally something to ride in.

Lock/Barrel: Yeah, it's our ride!

Riddle: …What? How exactly are bathtubs utilized in this town?

Shock: So, you see, basically…

Riddle: Mhm… Mhm… I see.

Riddle: Which all goes to say that this town approves of bathtubs as transportation?

Shock: Right-o, Riddle. If it wasn't, we totally wouldn't ride in it.

Riddle: I see… My apologies, I was in the wrong on my understanding of bathtubs here. I take it back, you may ride it!!

Jamil: THEY CAN!?!?

Lock/Shock/Barrel: YAY!!!

Lock: Seee, you totally get it.

Riddle: However, you are to ride it with care so as to not injure others. And you are to apologize to Jamil.

Lock/Shock/Barrel: 'Kaaaay. Soooorry, Jamil.

Riddle: Good apology, you three.

Lock: Right, right? We did good!

Jamil: He's just letting them off with that half-done apology…? They don't look like they're sorry at all!!

Shock: Riddle! I totally thought you were just gonna yap at us non-stop, but you're actually a good guy who totally gets us.

Shock: We like you! Join our crew and play with us!

Barrel: Here, we'll even let you in our bathtub, our treat.

Riddle: Eh? No, I'll pass on―

Shock: Let's go, you two! Push Riddle into the bathtub!

Lock/Shock/Barrel: HEAAAAAVE… HO!!!

Riddle: Waaah!!!

Lock/Shock/Barrel: Nyahahahehehe! He's in, he's in! Riddle's riding in the bathtub!

Jamil: Hey, Riddle! You alright!?

Riddle: …Yes, although that shocked me slightly, I am fine.

Riddle: Actually, this bathtub isn't that uncomfortable, either.

Shock: Well, yeah, this bathtub's our pride and joy!

Riddle: I see… From my brief time with you three, I see that you have your own rules you abide by.

Riddle: I suppose I was a little too strict on you. For me to teach you all discipline, I would first need to know more about this town.

Requested by @farfalla049.

[stargildedskies]

Kink alphabet request for Rick Flag Sr F and P pretty please 👀

ALSO PLZ WRITE MORE RICK FLAG SR no one else is and I am chomping at the bars of my enclosure for that man😂

Anon, my beloved, I fear that Rick Sr. is consuming my brain so you'll get plenty of content. I need that sliver fox in a way that is offensive to feminism.

That being said….. your wish is my command ✨18+ MDNI✨

F (Favorite Position): Ok ok so this is going to depend on if it’s casual or if he’s in a committed relationship.

Rick is definitely not opposed to one-night stands when he's single. As a military man who enlisted young, he learned from the older soldiers to work his desires out whenever possible with as few messy entanglements as possible. This only grew more important when Rick and his wife divorced, and his hand alone just wasn't enough to fulfill his needs.

For any fling, he favors doggy style. He’s able to go rough and fast to work out his stress while making sure his partner feels good too, but doggy isn’t as intimate to him as any face to face position. He will shove you into the mattress and watch through half-lidded eyes as his thick cock bullies its way into your slick cunt, causing rivulets of arousal to run down your thighs, but he’ll never finish inside and he won’t really kiss you. It’s almost businesslike; a strictly equal exchange get both parties the release they need.

Rick promises himself that it’s better this way. He’s seen hookups grow messy for other soldiers and the last thing he needs after his ex is more petty bullshit, but deep down it’s not really the petty things that he’s afraid of. It’s all just to protect his heart from being broken again.

However, once he’s in a relationship that man is instantly changing his favorite position to Face off and he gets nasty. Rick relishes watching your face contort in pleasure at every mean roll of his hips as he decorates your neck with hickies and tastes your sweat. He swears that watching your bruised, swollen lips try to form the syllables of his name through your cock-drunk state is the prettiest sight he’s ever seen. Rick throws all of his measured, carefully constructed boundaries out the window and gives into the base, animalistic side of himself that wants to fuck, claim, and worship you intimately in every possible way.

P (pace): He can do it all, but his favorite is slow but punishingly deep. The kind that has you moaning and drooling, pawing at his beefy chest for purchase as he knocks the air right out of your lungs.

Feel free to send in more letter requests for his Kink alphabet!

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

rabbit costume + luxe couture miss raven

Because I love the Alice in Wonderland aesthetic and White Rabbit Fest is running in EN right now… 😭 I decided to make a Rabbit Costume for my OC! Figured I’d also do the same for the event running in JP at the same time, Tapis Rouge in the Shaftlands.

Special thanks goes to @peripheralsanity for the super adorable bonus drawing of Miss Raven in her Rabbit Costume 😭 I wanna cram that bunny into my mouth like an Easter marshmallow…

My own doodles are below the cut, along with various design notes 📝

First up, the Rabbit Costume!

It takes a lot of inspiration from Alice herself: the bow in her hair, the dress, the apron. Miss Raven’s Heartslabyul dorm uniform design also pulls inspiration from Alice, so I tried very hard to make this look unique from that!

There’s a lot more bows, frills, and huge, goofy-looking accessories—like the rabbit ears + tail plus the shoes. The outfit also features a lot of pastel checkerboard pattern and shimmery makeup, like what is featured in Deuce’s Rabbit Costume. Upon closer inspection, there’s even more intricacies! Raven’s apron has heart-shaped pockets, the apron’s top has card motifs stitched into it, and the corset belt has a rabbit slowly dressing and then taking up a bugle to play. The transition demonstrates her own adaption to living among non-animals 😅

The rabbit on her skirt, chain, prize ribbon, and earring aren’t the White Rabbit but a cobbled together rabbit that’s missing an eye. The XO Rabbit poses as and stillinvokes the image of the White Rabbit, especially when it’s right next to a pocket watch. It fits Raven, who is someone not “organically” in the world of TWST (since she’s an OC).

I think my favorite part of this design is the super wacky and big hair. You may recognize it from the Hatsune Miku x Cinnamoroll campaign that was popular a while back. The shape reminded me of bunny ears, so I thought it would be nice to incorporate into Raven’s Rabbit Costume.

There’s so many strange things in clock town to observe! Miss Raven would have a fun time hopping around and seeing the sights… documenting them with Ortho, picking out clocks and other souvenirs with Silver, chomping through the local specialties with Epel. Ah, and as for Deuce 🤔 “Your son is trying very hard in his studies, ma’am,” she’d tell Dylla very seriously. “I commend him for his efforts.” (She very tactfully focuses on his improvements and personal growth over the actual numbers he produces.) Students of 1-A gotta look out for each other, right? Deuce fist bumps her behind her back or something to signal his thanks.

Miss Raven isn’t the athletic type, so I don’t think she would run in the relay race with them. (It would be hard to run in that dress anyway.) She can stick on the sidelines and cheer for them…!

Next is the Luxe Couture!

I actually made two variants. One is more inspired by the Fairest Queen’s raven and the other is similar to the SR and R boys’ huntsman-inspired designs.

The first has more of an old-fashioned movie star feel to it… which isn’t really what Vil invited the other students for so it falls outside of canon 😂 I just thought it would be cool to have a more personalized, glamorous fit for Raven.

She has much darker and more excessive eye makeup in this version. A bold, more confident look outside of her usual wheelhouse. Her hair is also curled into her face to resemble feathers, and her bun also has strands spiked up to look like feathers too. The dress itself is also very feathery, forming a train behind her wherever she stomps in her heels. The top of the dress also acts as a feather boa, making her appear larger and more intimidating than she actually is.

If you’re wondering why tiny skull earrings, it’s because the Evil Queen’s raven falls into a skull at one point in the movie 💀 since it’s so taken aback by what it is witnessing… That “wow!” but also somewhat scared feeling is very similar to how Raven feels entering Fairest City, so I wanted to include a skull in some way. If I made the motif too big or too obvious, then it might clash with the whole ensemble so I chose to go with an understated accessory instead.

This look is definitely the most “different” of the group, but I tried to keep some elements in common with the others. For example, Raven still has the lace curtain which appears from where her dress is slit. She also has sheer gloves that have been studded with little white rhinestones. The jewels aren’t as big or colorful as Vil’s, but that’s the point: to not outshine the star. Miss Raven is nothing more than the shadow that clings to its queen 😌

The more group-cohesive outfit is last!

It’s a similar double-breasted beige coat as Jamil’s, but it fans out into a dress + slacks at the bottom and has different sleeves. The puffiness of the sleeves at the shoulder and wrists make her seem large and in-charge! The buttons on her coat are large pearls.

I tried to maintain the huntsman’s color scheme throughout the outfit. Because of this, Raven’s belt is red and the lace in her dress is green. Her boots are similar to hiking boots (just picture them fancier in your head OTL I’m not great at drawing footwear).

We get her forehead in this design!! Her hair is pulled back into a “fancier than usual” ponytail, with her hair bunched into one loop before resuming as a normal ponytail. The clasp she uses is similar to the one Vil wears in his school uniform. Originally, I thought of just shoving an arrow through instead but decided against it since it makes the huntsman theme too obvious. The same reasoning came up when I considered giving Raven a small cocktail hat that looks similar to what the huntsman wore. Her head just looks so naked without something there 😂 but in the end I managed to refrain, and I think that helped the outfit look more clean and elegant.

Raven would be excited to visit Fairest City—it’s the capital of the entertainment industry! Though her main medium is quite different than that of films, she’s always wanted to visit for educational purposes. (Maybe she can learn from the scriptwriters there!) “At least one of you cares to learn,” Vil would tut. The trip’s a little stressful, trapped between Jamil and Azul’s petty remarks at one another and Ace teasing her for being the “odd one out” of the group—but hey, it’s all worth it for the experiences made there! I’d imagine that Raven loves all the pampering they get and all the important people they meet, it makes her feel like a real princess. Everywhere she looks, the streets and stores are shining too! Her raven blood is soaring. “I didn’t realize you had such excitable juniors, Vil,” Eric would chuckle. (“Waaaah, so cool! Like a prince!!” Raven would gush, earning eye rolls from her classmates and a groan from Ace.)

Walking on the red carpet wouldn’t interest her that much; she doesn’t like the attention so she tries hard to just fade behind the others and play support as best she can. Carrying Vil’s things or helping him with his makeup is no problem, just don’t thrust her under the spotlight and all the flashing cameras!

[crystallizedtwilight]

I want to chew up your art like bubble gum /srs /pos

Like *arreggghhhh chomp chomp*, then maybe spit it out to look at it again then go back to chewin

High praise!!

[askthekoopsandjr]

Iggy Koopa (head)canons

He's creepy and he's kooky, mysterious and spooky, all together ooky... Just kidding, he's not really scary; but he is a silly little enigma.

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16 years old

- Very important to note: Dragon Koopas do not age the same as humans. It is unknown how they age in equivalence to humans, but the adult age for dragon koopas is their early 30's. Dragon koopas can live for several centuries. The maximum years of life is unknown.

Agender, any pronouns (prefers he/she/it). Asexual lesbian.

- (Everyone is asexual because "it"™ doesn't exist hahaha)

- Has identified as agender for a while, but recently chose the lesbian label for himself. This choice was inspired by Wendy.

Second oldest of the 7

- All are biological siblings, born to the late Morton Koopa Sr. and Adaeh Koopa

Adopted by Bowser along with his siblings at 10 years old.

- Remembers the day his parents died just as well as Ludwig, but doesn't let on to that.

Also like Ludwig, Iggy has uncomplicated PTSD. His symptoms show drastically different from his older brother, however.

Story of losing their parents and meeting Bowser:

All creatures in the Mario world... the Underground whatever it's called have all the races/ethnicities of humans. Iggy and her siblings are German and British from their father, and South African from their Mother.

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At 10, he was sporadic and neurotic, often acting out by doing dangerous things and showing the opposite emotions than were appropriate. This would piss off Bowser a lot, and he'd often get in trouble. Iggy was miserable, but as a younger Ludwig pleaded for Iggy to "snap out of it", he just... Laughed. Things seemed to click in place for him; he realized he didn't have to be so angry and stressed all the time. In that moment, he found acceptance for himself. The worst thing that could have happened, happened. It made him weird and he was only going to get weirder, but that was okay. It felt better to laugh and smile than cause distress to those he loved.

Before 10, Iggy didn't really act much of anything like he is today. He was well mannered and calm. Is that to say he would've never ended up like this if his parent's didn't pass away? Not necessarily. He was always a brilliant mind who loved anything mechanics and robotics; but as smart as he was, his inventions still took many trials and errors. This was how he discovered that it's fun to make things act the complete opposite of their intended purpose. Mischief in general filled him with this feeling of euphoria, but it felt forbidden. He didn't let himself indulge in it the way he secretly desired.

The Iggy we currently know is a chaos-causing giddy teen. He enjoys not taking much of anything seriously and frustrating his opponents with his unpredictable and obnoxious behavior.

His hobbies are: learning and documenting/ exploring or just being within nature/ anything S.T.E.M. and/or science related/ taming chain chomps/ making friends with wildlife in general/ pulling pranks/ being silly and whimsical

Iggy loves absorbing knowledge about literally anything. All those notes hanging around in his room/lab? Look closely, and you'll see things ranging from a list of top 10 uses of nickel, to how the banana got it's name.

He's almost always smiling. There's just not much that upsets him.

He is very affectionate, and usually shows this through touch. She'll show this in unusual ways though, of course. For example, standing behind Ludwig and resting her head on his hair... Just standing there. Sometimes they'll do this to their other siblings, too.

Iggy can play various instruments, but chooses to play only the dumbest ones. For example: cat piano, otamatone, Furby organ, and other children's instrument toys.

She owns Iggy's Glass as seen in MK8D. He takes care of all the kart's windshields and mirrors.

Upon receiving their wand from Kamek, the only knowledge of magic Iggy had was a couple of nature based healing spells learned from his mother. What got Iggy interested in magic was the difficulty to learn to wield a wand; if you're not careful (or properly trained), the power from the staff could be destructive. Exploding green magic that could destroy anything in it's wake? "Sign me up, please! BAHAHA!"

- This is why Iggy's magic is the fastest. She quickly harnesses a few magic blasts one after the other, her heightened emotions in battle providing how strong a single blast is.

Kamek still teaches all 7 of them magic lessons, but it's more of a once a week thing (except in the case of Ludwig).

Iggy's hair is naturally curly, being about 3B closer to the roots and 3A up at the top. His hair is able to stand up like that on it's own when he styles it- no hairspray or gel, he just brushes it straight up and it stays. Look, if bricks can float in the air in that world, so can his hair.

- Why'd he choose to style it like a carrot/palm tree/turnip/pineapple? Idk. He never really did anything with his hair. As a kid, it looked like Hop's from the Super Mario World cartoon, so it always just stuck up like that (no, their cartoon counterparts don't exist and were not their childhood selves). His hair was always just green, btw.

Just like with Ludwig, if you ran your fingers through Iggy's hair you would feel the curls.

Pranks. Iggy is notorious for pranking others. He'll do stupid stuff like misplacing an object after somebody set it down for just a moment, or telling someone the wrong information to little things. For example: "Iggy, what's the super move for [insert game and character]?" "It's [enter sequence of buttons]" *tries it, character explodes instead* ┻⁠┻⁠︵⁠ヽ⁠(⁠`⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠︵⁠┻⁠┻

Sometimes he'll go too far with them. One time Larry had pranked him and he wanted to get revenge, so he placed a rake outside of a door of a room Larry was in. The plan was that Larry would walk out, not notice the rake on the floor, step on it, and the handle would come smacking him square in the face. The thing was, Larry was not the only one in that room. Ludwig was reading a book and decided to leave the room because Larry was being too loud with his game. Nose stuck in book, he opens the door and steps out... WHAP! Ludwig got squared in the face with a rake handle... And a book. Ludwig chased Iggy all around the castle with that rake. Iggy and Larry will still laugh their asses off if they see a rake to this day.

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With Ludwig: Iggy and Ludwig have a very close bond, even if it doesn't really show that way. Iggy loves how Ludwig's personality sort of mirrors his. He knows that Luddy is just as crazy as he is, and is probably the only one capable of bringing out Luddy's "kooky" side. Iggy's pretty good at bringing out a lot of sides of Luddy most don't see very often. Iggy also enjoys messing with Ludwig because he's way too easy to annoy, and his reactions are funny. If Iggy ever wants to infodump something new he learned, he could always turn to his oldest sibling. Luddy is guaranteed to listen and engage in a conversation, whether he likes it or not.

With Morton: Iggy likes how easy going and happy Morton is. He can use Morton as a physical leverage whenever he wanted (as seen in their NSMB2 render), because he knows Morton wouldn't mind at all. Besides that, Iggy likes partaking in Morton's interests when they hang out. A good example would be cooking; we know Morton has the best intentions, but... Not the best execution. As we know, Iggy lives for things gone wrong. Besides, she does it for brotherly bonding! Everyone else's inconvenience is just a bonus. Iggy also enjoys telling Morton about her discoveries with nature, since Morton shares that interest. Morton likes physical affection as well, so Iggy won't hesitate to give Morton hugs and stuff.

With Roy: You might think Iggy and Roy in the same room would only lead to familial disaster, but that's not really true! These two actually make a pretty dynamic team; They've both got a destructive nature and love for disorder that makes it surprisingly easy for them to work together in battle. Outside of that, Roy treats Iggy the same as his other siblings, and Iggy treads more carefully with Roy. I mean, getting bonked isn't ideal, he's not that hard to annoy. Iggy has to think of clever ways if she wants to prank or mess with Roy, like having a planned escape route ahead of time or someone/something to take the blame instead. They'll hang out casually more often than not when there's no missions to be done, like watching TV or going out to do something.

With Wendy: Iggy will totally let Wendy give him makeovers, mess with his hair and paint his nails. He's loved doing these things with her since they were little kids. Wendy was actually the one Iggy originally confided in with emotional vulnerability before Lemmy was old enough to have critical thinking. He'll still go to Wendy for that sometimes. The most recent example was when Iggy still questioned their sexuality. As the only sister, Iggy regards Wendy highly, and probably shows her the most respect out of anyone in the family. If you thought pranking Roy was a bad idea, imagine Wendy. She's safe from Iggy's antics... Intentional antics, that is. She'll definitely still get annoyed with him and yell sometimes. Teehee

With Lemmy: The Lemster and the Igmeiser... These two act like twins. They're almost always seen together, and have a closer bond than with any of their other siblings. It's not really clear how it started. Since the moment Lemmy hatched from his egg, they've always been really close. The two love causing mischief and chaos, naturally in sync to the point where they can predict what the other will do/say most of the time. Everything is fun and whimsy when they're paired together in missions, which typically leads to not succeeding... But we know that wasn't really their priority lmao. Naturally, as siblings, they'll get into fights sometimes too (ex. When both of them wanted to push the button in Paper Jam lol). Lemmy is the one who Iggy usually goes to to talk about his feelings and troubles with. He finds that Lemmy understands him best, and can see things from a different perspective that makes his advice more useful and realistic.

With Larry: Like Ludwig, Iggy wants his youngest sibling to be the best he can be. But unlike Ludwig, Iggy doesn't take it upon herself to parent Larry. She guides him in her own little weird way, as an older sibling. Iggy won't outright say what Larry is doing wrong or what he should be doing; instead she'll do things that make Larry think about why she's acting that way, and make him realize what he's doing and how he should change his actions. Iggy enjoys spending time with Larry, which is usually playing video games, other electronic-based activities, and sports. Sometimes they do stupid things, such as the prank example from earlier. They have more in common than most realize!

With Jr: Junior thinks Iggy is super weird, and is easily annoyed by him. Iggy doesn't think to hard about it, considering a lot of people react that way towards her. But after the events of BJJ, he's lightening up his attitude, and trying to take Kamek's advice. Iggy appreciates the gesture. Her behavior is no different, though, which was to be expected. Jr is more comfortable asking them to build mechanics or play with him in general, which Iggy gladly takes up everytime. She's actually the one who taught Jr how to build mechakoopas in the first place! They'll try at any given chance to teach Jr new things about science and robotics, but she has to be clever about it, or else Jr will catch on and compare him to Ludwig (little bro does not like being "bossed around").

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Iggy never felt connected with the concept of gender. Even as a kid, she would express indifference and even discomfort with being a "boy". It just never felt right; nothing did. As Ludwig and Wendy transitioned, it made Iggy think really hard about their own identity yet again. So Ludwig is now a boy, and Wendy now a girl, but Iggy didn't want to be either! Where did his answer lie? Iggy turned to the computer in the library. Now imagine Iggy doing research on mid-2000's internet, and whatever the Nintendo universe equivalent of Tumblr is- he found the word "agender" and it's definition. That felt right. Iggy then first told Ludwig and Wendy about his discovery. Upon receiving their support, he came out to the rest of the family. He would go through different uses of pronouns until deciding that any works.

Figuring out their sexuality was a lot harder. Iggy would find themselves attracted to characters within stories and otherwise fictional people/koopas/whatever, but not really anyone in real life. Iggy wondered if she was aromantic for quite a while, but ultimately decided against it. Her feelings of romance weren't limited or exclusive. She even found herself liking the idea of dating someone in real life- she just didn't really have anyone to gain those feelings for in castle life. She then started to try meeting new people, which mainly happened through Mario Kart tournaments. There were several talented creatures who worked for her sibling's companies he's made good relationships with! She would take the time to become acquaintances with each of them, trying to see who stuck out as a potential romantic interest or who would remain friends. Iggy actually found himself giddy over a few of these creatures, confirming he definitely feels and enjoys romance. Exploring like this helped Iggy to realize that none of his crushes were ever men, only women and non-binary/mixed trans-identifying creatures. Iggy turned to Wendy for answers, in which she provided a few labels that Iggy could consider if he wanted to use them. Iggy decided that who he's attracted to best fit under the lesbian label, feeling a connection of solidarity with Wendy. He's happy with the labels he's chosen for himself.

"But Izzy, who stood out to Iggy the most? Will she ever get a girlfriend/partner???" There is a Lakitu named Brit who works for Morton's company she's had an eye on for a little while...

Iggy's needed glasses since they were about 4 years old. Momma made the glass, and Dad made the frames. He watched them as they made the glasses- perhaps this taught Iggy how to make the unparalled glass that she sells.

Iggy owns Iggy's Glass yeah yeah we know. Her company is responsible for creating the windsheilds and mirrors on the karts.

I don't consider Hotel Mario to be canon in my story, but Iggy would absolutely try to pull something as stupid as a cheese hotel.

Iggy runs a Tumblr blog, except it's not called Tumblr idk what the platform would be called in the Mario world. It's dedicated to her scientific findings, interests, computer shit, etc. Nerd things. It's got a lot of followers.

Iggy has a lot of online friends. More than irl friends. She messages them on her computer everyday.

What would Mario world Discord be called? She has an account there too

He also has a YouTube (KoopTube??), but only uploads tutorials.

She loves to bother her siblings on social media. Usually through tagging them in stupid posts, or making a post mentioning them such as: "Like for a tbh" *2 minutes later* "@/LudwigvonMaestro ur kinda gay :/" "I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE!!!!"

That also goes for the sibling group chat.

You may have noticed the favorite foods I gave Iggy were all pineapple based. That is because Iggy is one with the pineapple. There's no explanation for it.

His full name is Ignatius Koopa. Calling him by full name will make him go 😐

There is nothing wrong with Iggy's irises. The thickness of his glasses provides a magnified effect on his eyes that make it look like the iris is separated from the pupil. If he took his glasses off, or if you saw his eyes from an angle unobscured by the glasses, you'd see the pupil and iris are connected like normal. His pupils are swirls as I've been drawing them, though. It's symbolic of how he changed.

Iggy's tail wags a lot. He's like a dog it's funny

Iggy engineers a lot of things that are used around the castle and by her family. Ludwig's hearing aids are one example. She also invented the Mechakoopas, and even taught Junior how to build them.

They would really like to collaborate more with Ludwig in engineering terms, but Luddy lets his pride get in the way of that.

Iggy does not care one little bit who's the "smartest Koopaling". There's just no talking sense into Ludwig sometimes, so she doesn't bother.

[maybeacommieishere]

Hyde design ideas and headcanons, I guess?? Just stuff I can think up right now.

-Redhead, probably. I love this design idea, I adore almost all Hyde designs but redhead Hydes have a special place in my heart

-Obviously short since the book says so, feel like that's a common thing that most people keep with their design ideas

-As for facial hair, I can't seem to choose...because, well, I feel like he'd not care that much and let his scruff grow out a bit (even if he were to wear drag or dress feminine he'd look good) but I also feel like for those times where he'd want to go out, looking more feminine, he'd probably prefer to shave it.

-Speaking of feminine, Hyde alternates between femininity and masculinity and androgynous crap a lot.

-Also, even for my more time accurate versions of him, I feel like Hyde wouldn't give a shit if he was called he, she, it, them, whatever. Obviously since Hyde is usually more masculin dressed in public, usually gets labeled as he--and I use he throughout this post, for now anyways.

-Very bisexual and maybe demi or aromantic, me thinks. As much as I adore the idea of him being asexual (love you cool ass bitches with ur asexual Hydes /srs) I also like to project myself onto him and I personally am hypersexual (something that actually makes me extremely uncomfortable unfortunately, feel like Hyde is also maybe hypersexual).

-Not sure yet, but feel like him and Jekyll would possibly be welsh? Like the Scottish idea as well, though.

-Feel like when he wants to, he can pull off dressing as a woman really well.

-He has a habit of, well, biting things and people when provoked. It's like, a go to defense mechanism of his. Too close and in his face? Chomp! Also, chews at things as a sensory need--his sleeves, for example. He has sensory issues.

-Not sure if I like the idea of him hating physical touch best or instead being fascinated by it and randomly touching people's faces, out of curiosity. Feel like the second would definitely make some people hes around uncomfortable. Leaning more towards the second.

-Hair is down to his neck or shoulders and definitely curly.

-Despite fighting, him and Jekyll have their moments of getting along extremely well.

-Also alternating between the idea of him being hairy or the type to shave a lot...eurghhhh

[ardroise8723]

Have you ever eaten candle wax?

Is currently eating wax/srs

Okay so funny story

When I was 5 I thought candle wax was like. Sweet. Since they use waxes in candies. So I took a big ol' chomp of a, mind you, EXTREMELY toxic candle stick. Like. More toxic than anyone's ex girlfriend.

I was in the ER for 2 days but hey it tasted pretty fire

[heartz4levi]

hihi your writing's so cool i'm chomping it ahhh

i aspire to be as good of a writer as you (/srs)

thank you nana for carrying the alnst x reader nation on your back <3

can i. can i be 💫 anon pls :3

- 💫 anon (hopefully, if that's ok w you)

hi 💫 anon!!!

you're so sweet oh my god :(( with time and practice, i'm sure your writing will improve! i believe in you <3

also you're welcome and thank YOU, the heartz4levi nation, for supporting me 🫶

[marioandsonicfangirl793-art]

SMB: The Koopalings’ Biological Parents

From left to right:  ✨ Jacqueline Von Koopa - The Koopalings’ biological mother  ✨ Morton Koopa Sr. - The Koopalings’ biological father 

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Not much to say, but they are just the biological parents of the Koopalings. Before they raise them, Morton Koopa Sr. falls in love with a pretty Koopa lady which is Jacqueline Von Koopa, of course. 

Jacqueline likes to give Wendy makeovers, and she wears sunglasses, but not too much, so she offers it to Roy. Most lovely of all, Jacqueline teaches Ludwig how to play the piano. She can be cheerful when listening to music with Larry, and Jacqueline offers a gift chain chomp for Iggy who wanted to have a pet for his family. Morton Koopa Sr. loved his children as Jacqueline does, and he names the Koopaling that looked like him after his name. Morton Sr. plays balls with Lemmy, and he does the same things his wife would do for their children. Sadly, they have a sudden cause of death, which was unknown as the Koopalings were growing up. Both Morton Sr. and Jacqueline have passed away soon after, leaving their children orphaned for adoption.

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[mikadosekimura]

Mikado Sekimura SR 「KAYAK」 TL

「A&R-san, if you don't mind would you like to come with me tomorrow during your free time?」

01 HAWAII

Hikaru: Wah.. that suprised me, I didn't think chocolate could be salty?

What's wrong with the taste testing corner of that souvenir shop!?

Kazuna: There was also a cookie-shaped keychain mixed in with all of the cookies.

I'm glad that we were the ones trying it all. If some children had eaten them without realising, it would've been dangerous.

Mikado: Hmm… I'm a little concerned that such strange things keep happening.

Tatsuhiro: It's just a coincidence, right Onzai?

Momotaro: I hope so……

Hikaru: Wait a minute, Pi-chan!?

You said that in such a strange tone, could it be that something spiritual could be the cause?

Momotaro: …….

Hikaru: Why did you go silent!? You're scaring me! I won't be able to go to that souvenir shop anymore!

Mikado: Now, now…Hikarun. Please calm down. There are plenty of other souvenir shops around.

Tatsuhiro: Oh, there's a souvenir shop over there too. Should we go there?

Kazuna: A&R-san, is that okay with you?

A&R: Yes, there's still time until the meeting starts, so you can take your time to look around.

Hikaru: Alright! Well then let's get going!

INSIDE THE SOUVENIR STORE

Hikaru: Is there anything interesting?

Since it's a Hawaiian souvenir, it's nice to pick up something suprising!

Momotaro: It's just like Hikaru to want a souvenir to be interesting, it might be fun to receive it as well.

Kazuna: Hmm, it's nice if it's interesting but I think I'll choose a standard souvenir.

There are lots of delicious-looking things like cookies and chocolate.

Mikado: Hmm? These cookies are very colourful and cute aren't they?

Tatsuhiro: It looks like there is taste testing but… it just reminds me of the cookie-shaped keychain from earlier.

Mikado: However, if you're going to buy it as a souvenir, you'll want to try the taste, so I'm going to take the plunge here…..chomp!

Hm…! This is…!?

Hikaru: What happened Mikachi!?

Did it turn out to be a keychain again!?

Mikado: It has a gentle texture, a fruity taste, it's not too sweet so it's very easy to eat and it's the perfect size so that you can eat it in one bite!

Kazuna: Umm…so it was delicious?

Mikado: Yes! Let's buy some as souvenirs for Yashamaru-san and the others!

Tatsuhiro: Yashamaru-san would probably be more happy with this than an interesting souvenir.

Mikado: Yes, let's go to the checkout…eh? This price is……

Hikaru: Wait.. what is this?

They're ten times more expensive than the other ones!?

A&R: Does the fact that it's so expensive mean that it's that delicious?

Momotaro: It feels expensive for that price but it's a possible that they use better ingredients.

Mikado: Hmm… this price is high for a souvenir however, I am always indebted to Yashamaru-san……

……I decided

I think I'm going to get these cookies!

Hikaru: Wow, as expected from Mikachi!

He has a lot of manliness!

Mikado: Now, I'm going to checkout. Everyone, please wait here.

OUTSIDE THE SOUVENIR STORE

Mikado: I'm back.

Momotaro: Hm? You look relieved somehow, what's wrong?

Mikado: The cookies I brought earlier were just normal price. It seems that the price tag was put on the wrong item.

Hikaru: Huh? Is that so?

What a surprise~

Tatsuhiro: Well, we've brought souvenirs, so I guess it's time to go.

Mikado: Yes, let's.

……Oh? This poster is…

A&R: Mikado-san, what's wrong?

Mikado: It looks like you can try out kayaking. It looks very interesting.

A&R-san, if you don't mind would you like to come with me tomorrow during your free time?

A&R: Is that okay?

Mikado: Yes, of course.

A&R: I've never been kayaking, so I'm looking forward to it.

Mikado: If that's the case, let's get the others involved too!

02 BEACH

Yuta: I'm looking forward to going kayaking-!

Kento: Why me……

Yuta: Now…Kenken

You've been complaining all this time.

Kento: Isn't it because you forced me to come with you, Yuta?

Goshi: For once, I agree with Aizome.

He kept yelling until I said I'd go.

Yuta: After all, it's more fun to play together!

You really wanted to go kayaking right?

Goshi: Aah? Don't decide things on your own!

Momotaro: The 3 members of THRIVE are still close friends.

Mikado: As long as we get along well, Momotasu and I won't lose!

Right, Momotasu?

Momotaro: Friendships can't be compared with other peoples.

Mikado: W, wow what a reasonable argument!

However I think this kind of Momotasu is wonderful too!

A&R: It looks like everyone is about to start their kayaking experience.

Mikado: Oh, it looks like the teacher is here.

Instructor: Sorry to have kept you all waiting, first of all please form in pairs of twos.

Kento: Hey, if it's two people groups. Well then A&R, let's form a pair together.

Yuta: Eh- Kenken that's no fair! I want to be with A&R-chan!

Hey, A&R-chan, would you like to be a pair with me?

A&R: Um…

Goshi: This is stupid. Whoever you pair with is fine.

Kento: No, that's no good. Pairing up with another man? There's no way I could do something as horrible as that.

Yuta: Gochin will be teaming up with Kenken, so A&R-chan will be with me!

Goshi: Aah? Don't decide things on your own!

Momotaro: If this continues, I think things will get out of control.

Mikado: We have no choice then.

Everyone let's have a fair game of rock, paper, scissors. Let's decide.

Goshi: Tsk. It can't be helped so let's get it over and done with.

Mikado: Now, let's begin by nominating partners from the winners.

Well then, let's go?

Rock, paper……scissors!

Yuta: Ah! Mikarin wins!

Mikado Fufufu……

The goddess of victory smiled upon me!

Well then A&R-san, would you be my partner?

A&R: Yes! Let's work together!

Kento: Sekimura was aiming for A&R as well

Now I'll definitely avoid pairing with Goshi……

Goshi: That's my line!

Yuta: Well, let's have a second battle!

Rock, paper……scissors!

Momotaro: I'm with Ashu, please take care of me.

Yuta: Yeah, nice to meet you Momochin!

Let's do our best in the kayak!

Kento: Wait a minute! Why do I have to team up with Goshi, let's start over!

Goshi: That's my line!

Mikado: Now, now, it's decided so let's go tell the teacher about the pairings.

03 HOTEL

Hikaru: Ah~ his loco moco is soooo delicious!

Kazuna: This poke bowl is also delicious.

Hawaii has a lot of delicious foods.

Hikaru: Really!? I was wondering about that too~ Leader give me a bite!

Tatsuhiro: Don't eat too much and get an upset stomach.

Hikaru: It's okay!

…Now that I think about it, Mikachi and the others went to experience kayaking right?

Mikado: Yes. We went with everyone from THRIVE.

We decided to go kayaking in pairs and Momotasu and Yutaso were amazing together!

A&R: Both of them are very athletic so they got the hang of it very quickly.

Mikado: It was truly amazing to see them riding the kayak so leisurely!

Tatsuhiro: If Onzai and Yuuta were a pair, who did Sekimura pair up with?

Momotaro: Mika was paired with A&R and Kaneshiro was paired with Aizome. Kaneshiro and the others were arguing while they were in the kayak.

I saw him out of breath and he fell over a few times.

Kazuna: Is that right? Hehe, it does seem like those two. How was Mikado and the others?

A&R: Thanks to Mikado-san leading me, I was able to ride well.

Mikado-san also got the hang of it quickly, which was amazing!

Mikado: Tunk! It's an honour to receive praise from A&R-san! It was worth winning to pair with A&R-san in rock, paper, scissors! Besides, I was the one who asked for A&R-san.

Momotaro: Is that so?

Mikado: Yes, it's only natural that I would want to enjoy a resort with a wonderful person like you.

A&R-san, I had a lot of fun too. If you'd like, would you like to go with me again?

A&R: Thank you very much.

Hikaru: Yes, yes! I want to go too!

Tatsuhiro: That's right. I couldn't go this time but next time we have a chance to come to Hawaii, let's go together.

Mikado: I was planning to spend time with A&R-san alone for a moment, could you not get in my way?

Hikaru: I also want to hang out with A&R-chan more!

Mikado: It's not 「MooN」! That's not cute!

Hikaru: Muki! What are you doing-!

Kazuna: Fufu, it looks like everyone enjoyed Hawaii.

A&R: Yes! I think so too.

★ When Mikado say's 「MooN」 he means that the rest of MooNs isn't invited to everything, as their unit name is their last names put together. ★ Poke bowl is a dish of raw fish diced and mixed with sauce. ★ 'Muki' SFX is a screech or squeal noise, compared to of that of a monkey.

[mysteryshoptls]

SR Grim - Striped Ribbon Voice Lines

Summon: Ain't nothin' to worry 'bout so long as you got the Great Mage Grim leadin' ya! Just follow me 'n keep up!

Groovification: Myaha! This is awesome! Hope days like this never end!

Home: This ribbon's been my pride and joy for as long as I can remember!

Home Transition 1: [chomp, scarf] Mmm, this apple's sooo good! I shoulda gotten Epel to give me more.

Home Transition 2: Ace taught me a magic trick! Uhh, so first, I gotta hide the coin in my paw, then... Wait, this is way harder than I thought!

Home Transition 3: Callin' our dorm Ramshackle's pretty rude, y'know. Let's change it to the Ultra Gorgeous dorm!

Home Transition - Login: What're we doin' today? Don' be causin' me any problems, though, 'kay? You're a real troublesome hench-human, y'know!

Home Transition - Groovy: Spendin' time with you ain't really that bad, I guess... J-Just keep on stain' by my side!

Home Tap 1: Jack told me if I worked on my abs, my fire-breathin'll get even stronger. C'mon, it's magic, muscles ain't got nothin' to do with it!

Home Tap 2: If Deuce comes lookin' for me, tell him I'm not home! I dumped some cleaning duties on him and ran away.

Home Tap 3: There's some real 'mazing mages at Night Raven College, huh. But hey, not like any of 'em are as awesome as me, though!

Home Tap 4: Sebek laughed when he saw the score on my last test. He was so loud, too, so everyone heard... He'll be sorry for that!

Home Tap 5: Purrr... Rrrrwrr... Ah! Hey, don't just go and be scratchin' under my chin whenever ya want!

Home Tap - Groovy: I got better at magic 'cause I've been workin' real hard! ...Eh, I guess you helped a little bit, too.

Requested by @sweetdelightknight.

[insinirate]

Requesting permission to bite sr woo a few times. I promise I’ll be nice about it he’s just very biteable. Must chomp on him.

request DENIED nai might just bite a hole through you instead

[romijuli]

Chel! What're your top 5 fave tsuzu cards? :3

SORRY THIS TOOK A BIT I HAD FAMILY OVER but!!! on to The Boye <3

i'm gonna grab three ssrs, one sr and one r. just for fun. also in no particular order!

Everyone from the Minagi Family (aka Last Planet SSR): the initial promo art almost sent me down the stairs. the unbloomed made me trip UP the stairs. i was not looking at the art on either occasion, i was just THINKING about it a little too close to the stairs. SO pretty what the fuck

MANKAI Memory: i was tempted to put glitter here, but oooough i love the memory card. the unbloomed is so nice looking and i just REALLY love everything he's got going on in the bloomed. also the backstage is SO sweet and imo a very subtle but very nice step towards the growth we see in literary impasse: his childhood item is a t-shirt he begged his parents to let him buy, like the ONE thing he ever let himself ask for, and that being his choice for the birthday bromide shoot plays SO nicely with the literary impasse story being about him learning to be self-indulgent.

At the End of the World: huh all of these are drama, that was an accident. YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE THE DOG CARD DIDN'T YOU but it's this one. the unbloomed is aDORABLE and then whatever's happening in the bloomed. also i just really like liar night, it's not really relevant to the overall story or character development but tsuzuru struggling with the whole amogus thing because he's just too honest and doesn't do the best with improv is very cute.

honorable mentions to the dog card and the harlot.

Heroic Tale of the Pure Detective: i picked this one because it's actually the card that sold me on the summer outfit! he looks cute in it. why is he eating in so many of his cards. is that curry bread i want some. also hi Konjou i guess. i know everyone says Kanagi but according to the newly-voiced event story it sure is Konjou.

honorable mention to box boy, who i was so close to putting on here. also a note for initial sr tsuzuru who came home five fucking times in my first month on en and is directly responsible for tsuzuru being my fave. WAIT ALSO SUNNY SPRING. LOOK AT THAT FACE.

Chomp Chomp Cupcake: LOOK HOW CUTE THAT UNBLOOMED IS. honestly my fave r overall, with the possible exception of guy staring into the void thoroughly unamused. i wanna squish him and/or steal his cupcake.

honorable mention to the bastard (merlin) and also the hermes one i spent 18 real world dollars to bloom

[misspoetree]

Um... you were kinda right with the "sr in case anon didn't saw that" ^^; because yep, anon didn't saw that XD

But honestly, no worries about answering the ask late or so, please, no, just don't, even tumblr (and if not the app then the topics) can get exhausting over time, so please, take your breaks and recover a bit, even if I would never get an answer, it is completly fine, you are not obliged to answer it at all :D

But after you cast out the fishing line like this, I admit, I am a lazy carp, I bite.

CHOMP down on this hc's, because I literally just threw so much mismatched pieces at you (I really FORGOT about Tays business background, OF COURSE! It totally makes sense that Korn keeps him close because of business, I am dumb) but your genius idea about Korn getting a glimpse of Tays dangerous side... hooolyyyyyy... i am getting goosebumps!

(There is still an itch that wants to dig deeper into the whole net of Korns idea behind Tay and Time as friends for Kinn, like, is it just to keep business partners close? If so, how important is the business really, that Korn is willing to let an emotional bond like friendship grow between the boys and risk Kinn, our all-time-titts-out emotional dandy who is fucking starved of platonic affection, to hesitate, if things with the business of Tay or Time goes south? He either considers the business as that safe that it can never fail or loose its worth or Tays Family is that powerful that it wouldn't be good to have them as an enemy (Tay mafia heir incoming????) maybe it is completly different and he has more reasons for it... So much to unpack, I am getting my pool noodle right this moment and gear up for a deep dive)

But back to the important things, your reminder of ep 7, where Korns whole house of cards is swiped away by Tay, YES! One and a million, YES!

Ohhhhh, seeing Korn put business over everything else, that this is the reason for the whole friendship between Tay and Kinn, but then he needs more distance between them, but the more he tries, the more there is Tay with a machete gracefully hacking and slicing the net of lies apart- AHHHHHHHHH! You have a fantastic brain!

Btw, I am so happy that you liked the things my brain came up with, but I am even more in love with what you did with them.

Because Tay sways between the things he was forced to learn, the smiles, the way how he carries himself, the way he speaks and interacts with people, all this got build on the raw, unpolished knowledge that he has no choice but to master all those things if he wants to survive in this world.

He cuts the net Korn sets up, not to fight him head-on but to avoid getting caught in it as well. He simply survives. Inside the conference rooms, where words wield the power and outside in the bars, where a knife is loosely carried and a gun only a few seconds away.

(Again, how fucking exhausted must he be to perform in this two completly different scenarios, with clients and persons that are the exact opposite of each other and still manages to survive?)

Your, I will call it little scene because when I read it, it felt a 100%like it! Holy. Wow.

Oh hell, I need to recover, because you broke open my head and wrote that what I would never be able to convey in words, even if its just in an ask.

You have talent talent my dear, so please, if you start writing it, pin it up everywhere because I really want to read it

Tay being torn apart by his actions versus his heart and emotions is amazing and felt painfull good to read! And it kicks up my brain... I think unlike the other (traumatised™️) kids in the show, I don't think he is used to putting all his emotions aside... especially after I read your snippet, holy... I mean, with Kinn it is pretty obvious that he pushes his emotions aside and is done with it. But Tay?

Im mean, you already showed with your Ep7 reference that he is able to pull Kinn out of it. That doesn't sound like a man who is used to seeing his feelings as unworthy or useless.

I think Tay loves with a feral snarl and a gentle hug. He loves desperately and truly. He knows how to keep his friends safe, how to talk with them about feelings. He isn't someone who pushes everything away knowingly.

So maybe the time where all his training, his watching and analyzing turns into a blind "act", he looses control, he doesn't see himself as the person he knows anymore. And an overthinking, overanalyzing guy meets moral and emotional distress of his own making, ouuu... could turn out pretty dark for a hardworking brain like Tay's if you ask me...

And I am curious because you beautifully crafted the moment, where Tay's whole angelic act comes crumbling to the ground. That moment, when he flees and runs away from his own actions, when he's desperate and broken and so, so vulnurable...

I am curious to see, if there's something that catches Tay when he falls, or if he crashes and break his wings.

For now (I am open for discussion if I overlooked something again XD) I think that Tay... would be pretty lonely. Back then (I think of pre Porsche era) he had Kinn, who is forced to swallow down his emotions (best example, when Kinn listened to Tay and Time how he should smile and behave towards Porsche to show that he is ahem, interested. Aaaaand this brings me back to Tay being so used to putting up an act as soon as he goes outside that he even knows how to break it down for someone else and explain it. Because it is normal for him to know which impulse that he gives causes which reaction. It is engraved in his mind) so Tay is the one who helps Kinn out but on the other hand, it's going to be difficult for a guy with an emotional capacity like a rock like Kinn has, to be helpful in a full fledged breakdown.

And Time? Looking at him roughly, I see someone who has cheated on Tay many times, in this case breaking his trust and definitly the perspective of being someone to hold on to when shit is about to get real.

That brings me to the question, who would catch Tay? Who would take care for him, who or what would give him the place of peace and a break from the constant attention he has to maintain? How could not break under all this pressure?

Your whole part about Tay and his feelings, the moment where his instincts and heart collide and shows him the monster, holy. You nailed this!

Tay wants to love! He wants to have something real, something more than just a lingering thought of companionship or a blissful fantasy!

But he sees himself now, he sees under his own veil and realizes what he could do with that power and those abilitys.

He is so fucking scared and desperate and there's still no one in sight, no one to hold him, no one to catch him. He stares in his own abyss and he stumbles and he falls, he falls, he falls.

I mean, I could be wrong with a lot of this stuff, so I am kicking the ball back to you, what do you think would happen? ^.^

(Having the time of my life with getting into the Tay agenda rn XD)

Beloved Anon, you’re evil (affectionate). ❤

You dropped that into my asks while I was at work, and I genuinely lost my mind for like half an hour. I’m glad nobody came into my office because they would have seen me acting insane. Stading by the window, wrapped in a scarf, staring out into the thunderstorm, vibrating, talking to myself. (Having the time of my life, honestly.) 😂😂

And you’re really sweet and hilarious by the way, thank you. <3

Uhhhhhh, your itch with Korn’s idea behind the friendship with Tay and Time got me itching, too. I DO think that Tay’s family really is that influential. Time says that he crushed his car in the old area of Tay’s father, and “he cleared it off. The whole thing went silent.” There’s more than money necessary to make something like that happen, in my opinion. So yeah, being on good terms with those families is probably a smart business decision. (Random side note: Tay mafia heir is also an incredible sexy concept, OMG. Honestly, why has there been so little Tay action in the fandom?! The possibilities!!! 😭😍)

But you’re right, nevertheless. Ther’s never just one side to Korn’s actions, always playing 4D chess against everyone. And it is risky to allow “our all-time-tits out emotional dandy who is fucking starved of platonic affection” (that description made me laugh so fucking hard, oh my God 🤣🤣) to have this kind of emotional bonds, sure. But: wouldn’t the opposite be even more risky? To put Kinn in complete social isolation and still expect him to be a somewhat functional human being, NO, to be the heir of the family, able to differentiate between friend and foe?

I mean, look at all three brothers and their social life: Tankhun’s “friends” are his bodyguards, paid to be there (dying on that hill that Pol was only hired to keep Tankhun company btw 😌), paid to do what he wants, to obey, to die for him if necessary – not seen as independent, free-thinking human beings at all. (I’m not saying that Tankhun doesn’t love his bodyguards but that still doesn’t change the situation.) And Kim, well, he has completely isolated himself until he decides to pull Chay into his very own net of manipulation and we all know how well that went for Kim, being utterly starved of affection - only ending up tangled in a trap of his own making.

My point is: isn’t Kinn the most socially functioning of all of them because he’s the only one that has real friends? Friends that keep him in check and tell him when he’s being fucking stupid? That are not paid or lovers or part of the family?

And even though I think that Korn doesn’t really get the concept of friendship outside of business, he’s smart enough to see that they are…necessary. That it’s better for his children to have them than not. Well, at least until he comes to the conclusion that one of those friendships might not be worth the trouble…if you catch my drift. 👀

You keep saying such incredible nice things to me (not me reacting like a dog that’s been called “Good girl”, wagging my imaginary tail. 😭 I’m so weak, it’s embarrassing. 🙈🙈🙈) but I also really love your thoughts and the way you phrase things, it’s brilliant! 🙌🏻🙌🏻

I mean, ahhhh, you spelled it out so beautifully, the way Tay isn’t a man “who is used to seeing his feelings as unworthy or useless”. (But a man who might tend to put the feelings of others over his own, to shift the focus from him to others. A man who is used to deal with his feelings on his own. A man who might not push everything away knowingly, but some things just happen to…slip through.)

And your paragraphs about Tay’s actions turning into a blind act, an “overthinking, overanalysing guy meet(ing) moral and emotional distress of his own making” and TAY EXPLAINING HIS OWN ACT TO KINN - *gently shakes you by the shoulders* - ahhhhhhhh, yesssss, exactly, you get it!!!! 😭😭😭

“He is so fucking scared and desperate and there’s still no one in sight, no one to hold him, no one to catch him. He stares in his own abyss and he stumbles and he falls, he falls, he falls,” – AHHHH ANON I’M GOING INSANE AGAIN!!!!

I’m so sorry that I have so little to add to the second part of your ask except for “!!!!!” and *static noise* but I’m actually maybe under circumstances writing a little something. 👀 I’m rusty af and it will probably take months because I’m a really slow writer and I have so little time and who knows if it even will be any good …but I’m still so fucking excited?! So, thank you again for putting the idea into my head and to my Tay HC people who started all of this. 😭🙏🏻

And well, I don’t want to give too much away at this point, but the fic I’m writing plays relatively soon after the thing with Tawan happens, so Kinn is definitely no help with any form of breakdown…or any emotional thing at all. But just like you said, I don’t think that Kinn is very helpful on a good day either. He’s just not a person you would go to…to lay your heart bare.

And well…Time. Good old Time. His infidelity is actually one of the catalysators of my story, getting Tay into this situation he was trying to avoid because he knew (through instinct, paranoia, “training”) that things would end up going south. So, he’s also not a candidate to catch Tay at the moment. If he ever is. But…that doesn’t mean I don’t have plans for him. 👀

I don’t think that there’s any person to catch him, to hold him, to take care of him, actually. Not at that moment, not in the way he needs to, anyway. But I think there’s a person to ground him. A person to make him see things from a different (not necessarily better, but different) perspective. A person who digs out truths with reckless abandon, who isn’t deflected by kicks and screams and a bloody mess but encouraged. A different kind of beast.

I want Tay to go to Vegas. As crazy as it sounds. (And that only works based on my “There's...'something' between Tay and Vegas, some kind of understanding” headcanon, I guess. )

So...wow. This answer somewhat escalated and I hope you’re not disappointed with it, Anon. 😅 (Btw, no need to be shy, my DMs are always open ❤…even though I don’t answer them any quicker, I'm sorry. 🙈)