#complete and utter insanity

[pharawee]

So you and me—are we clear now?

—MY STUBBORN · ไหนเฮียบอกไม่ชอบเด็ก · Episode 3

[missanthropicprinciple]

thinks about my options:

move back to England

k m s

go off grid

[atrodev]

I have decided to take the chaotic evil option to skip the Legend Rare in my seed tracker to get Pumpkin Sodom, Count Yukimura, Skull Rider Vars and Gloomy Neneko

I don't even like Momoco!

Is Count Yukimura or Pumpkin Sodom better

I can't get both

[coolpointsetta]

which haikyuu couple fits gomez and morticia the best and why is it: iwaoi daisuga sakuatsu bokuaka kuroken kyouhaba ushiten tanakiyo kagehina matsuhana arankita

[novankenn]

The Arcs...

A little known close knit family that only Ozama and Salem knew the true power of. To everyone else they seemed... a little peculiar, with members often vanishing for extended periods of time, only to reappear days, weeks, or months later as if nothing had happened.

If that wasn't odd enough... they also seemed to be extremely long lived despite throwing themselves headfirst into trouble. The citizens of Ansel appreciated them. How couldn't they when the rag-tag group of nine would without fault or delay defend the hamlet from all threats.

In fact it had been close to twenty years since the community had even needed to request the aid of a huntsman or huntress. The Arcs were just that good... even though it was obvious that the elevator didn't go to the top floor... for any of them aside from Saphron and Jaune.

Mama Arc = (Harley Quinn)

/==/ 1st Born (Daughter) = Jinx

/==/ 2nd Born (Daughter) = Tiny Tina

/==/ 3rd Born (Daughter) = Saphron

/==/ 4th Born (Daughter) = Rebecca

/==/ 5th (Daughter) & 6th (Son) & 7th (Daughter) Born The Triplets... Joan & Jaune & Jeanne

/==/ 8th Born (Daughter) = Utena

... but what of there father? No one knows. Mama Arc would just vanish and appear months later with a new child to add to her growing brood.

Nor did they understand why for EVERY family portrait she dyed all their hair the same shade of blond... they were just weird that way.

(A/N - No idea why... it's just something that popped into my head.)

[bace-jeleren]

New Wanderer art, seems to me meant for a Kaito deck based on the Blue & giving unblockable.

It's the little things they do to and for these two fuckers that is one day going to drive me to do things that will wind up with me being on the news.

[leoleolovesdc]

the yellowjackets should’ve stayed in the wilderness for like at least 3 years idk..

[shooks-stupid-stuff]

eepers

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

these papers...

not good

[fluffyhellspawn]

OC tober - Day 28, Hugging.

IM NOT NORMALI MNOT NROMAL IMNTONWENREHSJES MNERJERJKGEERG. (im normal) HELLO THIS STARTED AS A SHITPOST???/ WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS STARTED A WHOLE SEMI COMPLEX STORYLINE FROM A SHITPOST I AM LSOOIGN IT., IM DEAD.

Atlas belongs to my friend Lapis!!! @asillyscrimblo AUYGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[goldensunset]

we can fix volo but i don’t want us to

[crippled-peeper]

"transphobe" ok lol says the one who went nuclear over the mere mention of transfemininity. keep holding those labels up as a shield, my guy, it really accentuates your credibility as anyone worth listening to.

guy who is actively shitting his pants in public over a trans person calling themselves trans: IM NOT A TRANSPHOBE IM NOT IM NOT IM NOT!!!!!!!! I JUST CANT COPE AND SCREAM AND CRY AND SHIT MYSELF OPENLY WHEN TRANS PEOPLE ARE TRANS AROUND ME!!!! IF I CALL YOU A TME THAT MEANS IM RIGHT!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE VALIDATE ME TRANS WOMENS!!!! I CALLED A GUY I HATE “TME” ISNT THAT GOOD ENOUGH???? DONT I WIN????? ARENT I AUTOMATICALLY THE BEST PERSON EVER??? DOESNT THAT MAKE YOU LOVE ME?????????!!!!!?????

[callmepippin]

whoa i've made a fascinating linguistic discovery. the german translatian of the english word "how" is "wie", which sounds exactly like the dutch word "wie", which translates to english "who", which sounds exactly like the dutch "hoe", which translates to the english word "how"!!! language is a flat circle

[novankenn]

Imagine the Arc sisters(Harley arc family) Each pick a girl they think would be best ro date their brother while the girls look on in confusion and Jaune is just blushing in the corner. (Bonus points if none of the crazy sisters pick Pyrrha but Saffron quietly tells Pyrrha she is rooting for her. Also everyone dunking on Weiss.)

Jaune was hiding, behind the locked door of his dorm's bathroom, as the entirety of his immediate family... YES all of them... was currently having a "discussion " in the common room about his love life.

Mama (Harley Quinn) Arc: Girls... GIRLS!

The arguing voices quieted.

Mama Arc: Now we ALL know that our love-bunny-wunny has a hard time speaking to girls, and let's be honest that's because of us. I mean how can he EVER hope to find anyone as perfect for him as we are!

Arc Sisters: DAMN RIGHT!

Mama Arc: Now, be that as it may, our puddin' needs someone to watch over him, to cuddle, pamper and hold him when none of us are around... so... please present your personally chosen candidates. Jinx...

Jinx: That's me!

Mama Arc: You're first.

Jinx: the choice is simple. He needs someone chaotic and energetic. Someone that will always remind him of us so... I chose...

Nora: ME??? But I'm with Re...

Jinx: We offer explosives, pancakes and breaking stuff!

Nora: That include legs?

Jinx: Of Course!

Nora: I'm IN!

Mama Arc: Interesting choice. Tiny Tina you're next. Who do you...

Tiny Tina: SHE WAS MY CHOICE!!!! Mom Jinx took my idea!

Jinx: Snooze you loose!

Mama Arc: Girls behave! No fighting!

Jinx & Tiny Tina: Sorry.

Mama Arc: Do you have a second choice?

Tiny Tina: Well...

Ruby: ME!?!?!?

Tiny Tina: Yeppers.

Ruby: Why?

Tiny Tina: You're smart, cute, adorable, and like guns. You're almost as perfect... no on second thought you are PERECT!!

Ruby: Um... thank you?

Mama Arc: You are right she is adorably cute, and oh I can just see the GRANDBABIES!!!

Ruby: EEP!!!

Mama Arc: Saphron, you're next.

Saphron: I refuse. We have no right to be interfering in Jaune's love life, and besides we came here to SEE Jaune, not matchmake!

Mama Arc: We can do both dear, but I accept you decision.

Saphron: (Whispering) You better make your move soon red...

Pyrrha: (Whispering) What?

Saphron: (Whispering) You heard me. Make your move... I'm rooting for you.

Pyrrha: (Whispering) Ah... um... th...thank... you?

Mama Arc: Now while Saphron plots like a traitor, you're up Rebecca.

Rebecca: The girl I picked is the best! She's the strong silent type and kick ass enough to keep Jaune safe from everything, even man stealing homewrecking hussies!

Neo: 😵‍💫⁉️😵‍💫

Mama Arc: Is she okay?

Rebecca: She's... hey! Get back here!

Neo: 😝🤑😝

Mama Arc: No shooting in the hallways!!! Ah whatever. Joan...

Joan: Jeanne and I are making a joint choice for Jaune.

Jeanne: That is correct, and we expect everyone to respect and accept our... choice.

Mama Arc: You mean suggestion.

Joan & Jeanne: Choice.

Mama Arc: Okay. And who is this... choice?

Joan & Jeanne: Her!

Yang: ME?!?!?

Joan & Jeanne: Yes. You.

Yang: But I don't like VB like that!

Joan & Jeanne: VB?

Yang: It's Jaune's nickname...

Ruby & Weiss: Don't Yang!

Yang: ... Vomit Boy.

Joan: We may have made a mistake.

Jeanne: We must correct it.

Yang: Huh?

Joan: Burning at the stake?

Jeanne: It is fitting.

Jeanne and Joan each hook one of Yang's arms and start walking out of the room with her.

Yang: Hey! Unhand me! Let me go!

Mama Arc: Saphron, can you get Jaune and get a stay of execution, please dear?

Saphron: Yes, mom. Come on Red, let's get you... partner.

Mama Arc: Saphron.... any way. Utena you're next.

Utena: Jaune needs someone adventurous and exotic, and I choose her!

Blake: ME????

Utena: Yes.

Blake: But why?

Utena: Cause.

Blake: That's not a reason!

Mama Arc: Ah, Utena IF Blake is your suggestion, why are you holding Ms... Schnee's hand?

Utena: She's seen the error of her ways... but needs some more correction...

Weiss: Help me?

Mama Arc: Ah... Utena... fine. But don't break her too much. She has classes in the morning.

Weiss: Help me?

Mama Arc: Well as I have seen your choices, I shall reveal mine as well. I choose... HER!

Glynda: I... refuse! This is unacceptable!

Mama Arc: My puddin' needs a mature and motherly figure in his life. You're perfect and... this is non-negotiable...

[herbofgraceandpeace]

Trumpkin the Dwarf’s statement of “Send me, Sire, I’ll go” is what it’s all about actually

[milfygerard]

gerard way ur simultaneous love and resentment of popular commercial culture and ur place/complicitly in it is so INTERESTING can i PLEASE eat ur pussy