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ilikeweezer123 · 4 months ago

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whoever canonically came up with the name 'nulla terra' for the island is such a loser oh my goddddddddd

like MAYBE i could excuse it if the reasoning was just that it sounded cool but i heavily doubt that

"Oh yeah!!! I named the island 'Nulla Terra' because it means no land!!!" okay buddy you're going on the nerd list

#broadside beach #shipwrecked #shipwrecked 64 #nulla terra #if i had to guess it would probably be wulf but #who knows man #could be any one of those freaks #shitpost #ilikeweezer123 official post

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a-scary-lack-of-common-sense · 4 months ago

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if you do requests at all, could we see some mimic!stan and ford just hangin' out? :D

Sure :)

EDIT: I just realized I forgot to draw his lapel teeth and pocket mouth. IGNORE THAT.

#Ford and his weird cannibalistic brother that he randomly adopted one day <3 #Ford is one of Stan's only favorite humans- if you couldn't already tell.#He has a weird sort of devotion to him. The same way rabid hunting dogs have to their owners. In a:#''I am a wild animal and I totally could #maul you to death at a moment's notice- but I won't. Not just because you basically feed me- but also because I kinda like you'' way #Do you see my vision?#He only “unravels” into his true form around Ford- because he doesn't give a shit and is the only one that doesn't freak out.#Fun fact: Stan always looks a little off to most outsiders- but never to a huge noticeable degree.#More like some tiny insignificant details that could raise some red flags and trigger a feeling of uncanny valley.#Like- his teeth could be weirdly detailed- but sometimes he won't have any nails. Or the wrinkles of his skin would look too smoothed out-#Or he wouldn't have any eyelashes... those sort of stuff.#asks #sput chatters #my post #my art #gravity falls au #gravity falls #stanford pines #stanley pines #Mimic Stan au

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obsessedwithstarwars · 11 months ago

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Question for the DP fandom:

Do you think Danny’s hair turns white when it falls out? It’s technically dead cells anyway but when it naturally falls off his head, do you think it turns white? Because I think it would be hilarious if his hairbrush just has white hair, no black strands whatsoever, and his significant other thought the worst until they know his secret.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton #dc x dp au #sorry it’s a no thoughts head empty kind of night #I know it’s a dumb thing to think about #but it was a shower thought and sometimes those are good #I just think it could bring so much angst to the plot #any plot #like Tim or Damian or whoever you want his significant other to be could think the worst #it would be something they’d notice for sure #could even be Tucker until Sam reminds him that he’s an idiot and their idiot boyfriend turns into a ghost #or it could be another small thing Jazz has to explain away to their parents #she makes up a whole person that is friends with Danny and it becomes a thing #I know it’s gaslighting and I’m not sure she’d do it but it’d be funny #his name is Garrett and he’s one of Danny’s best friends mom. Jeez how do you not know this #or what if Jason’s hair turns white too and that’s when it clicks for Jazz that he is not completely human #if Jazz is liminal her hair could be blue and boy would that be fun to explain #HER HAIR IS BLUE AND SHE HAS FEELINGS ABOUT IT OKAY #all caps on purpose #because I for sure would be freaking out if my hair was the wrong color in the hairbrush #I would purposely pluck a strand and watch it change then freak out #anger management ship #hardcover ship #everlasting trio

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momentomori24 · 8 months ago

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This may just be me, but I think if you ship a canonically very abusive, manipulative and toxic relationship, you don't get to judge or call anyone degenerates for their own fucked up ships, actually.

#gravity falls #billford #stancest #yeah it's about those two specifically #but this could apply to shipping in general #i just saw an artist i generally like saying “it's so disappointing seeing artists i liked ship stancest and be proud pls be ashamed!”#saying it's disgusting and gross and the people in their comments were all in consesus that these people are weird and sickos yada yada #and i don't think they realise that it's the exact same logic people use to hate on billford shippers. like down-to-the-letter the same.#it's weird seeing people be like if you ship incest you're gross and disgusting but if it's abuse it's totes ok and doesn't reflect you irl #not only does that reasoning insinuate that incest is not another form of abuse which is YIKES #but it reads as tho abuse is not “severe enough” to stop people from shipping it while incest is even tho both are very bad which is worse #you either believe that what you ship reflects you irl and no one should ship anything immoral or you don't. it's just that simple.#you don't get to pull that “rules for thee but not for me” bullshit #your rationalisation does more to normalise and water down these crimes than someone shipping them while acknowledging it's wrong ever will #i don't even ship stancest or have any feelings on it whatsoever btw i'm just enough of a loudmouth to call out hypocrisy when i see it #unrelated but i need to stop making my tags longer than the actual freaking post 💀#momento rambles

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cl0wn-tim3 · 19 days ago

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There's so many mettenna combos and so little time

#im drawing all of them trust #ghost mtt #mtt ex #box mtt #tv tenna #tv tenna but the one with a mouth (they could be the same but they have diffrent colors idk)#darkworld tenna #and you can just shove those freaks together in any combo so #fandom posting #deltarune #mettatenna #mettenna #mettaton #tenna

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starrstruckcanuck · 3 months ago

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Been thinking of making a tierlist of my thoughts on all the teams for a while so here it is!! As you can see, I am indifferent to or hate most of the league... 😶‍🌫️🫣 which is why I generally say I'm more of a Canucks fan than a hockey fan lol

#a lot of these rankings are emotionally charged and based off of the fight for the western conference wildcard spot right now...#apologies to any of my mutuals that are fans of teams in the lower tiers #to be clear there are still players on the teams in “actively praying for your downfall” and “oh you exist” that I like #bedsy on the h*wks #flower on the wild #sid on the p*ns #not a player but my queen jessica campbell!!#etc!!#also note that there is quite some distance between the top tier and the one following it #i do like those teams but nothing comes close to my canucks brainrot #i fear becoming attached to this team at the ripe age of like... 3 might've caused a permanent shift in my brain #the reason i'm somewhat attached to the leafs is so stupid #like it's largely because i like most of the current top players there and feel bad about (and relate) to their first round struggles #and i feel like the canucks and leafs are paralleled in so many ways. that's a whole other tangent.#but like. when i was a kid before i knew what the hell was going on #or how to read. i thought the leafs were just the canucks. because they both wore blue.#as you can guess i was a brilliant child.#one of my first memories is being posted up in front of our big bellied TV and watching a nucks away game against the leafs #and just not being able to tell who were our guys.#in my defense the canucks had a lot of alternate jerseys so it felt viable to me that that could just be another one #for the sharks it's mostly because i'm a sucker for an underdog story #(NOOO way REALLY??? a canucks fan??? obsessed with underdogs? never woulda guessed!)#and for the hurricanes it's. i don't know really. i think i liked that “bunch of jerks” marketing tactic from a couple seasons ago #anything mocking don cherry gets a thumbs up from me #and a player (i think his name was zach??) on the canes (at the time) liked my shitty canucks edit on instagram one time in like 2018 #and my friend and I freaked out about it #i wonder where he is now.#anyway i've typed an essay in here but that's okay. I love dropping lore nobody asked for #if you're still here here's a kiss for you: mwah!#vancouver canucks

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bunnyboy-juice · 5 months ago

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#bunny rambles #i was “cleared” to go back to work yesterday but she told me i could use the rest of the time also if i wanted/needed #and im using it. but the little corporateanxietybot who lives in my head and tries to make me be a Good Worker[tm] is SCREAMING HER HEAD OFF #cause she thinks my boss/Dad is gonna scream at and hit her for being Lazy #this is a trauma post also um. didnt expect to name her rn but she's screaming and i cant scream back cause she sounds like alarms and those #scare crustywhitedog so i have to calm that one so i don't meltdown #my wife submitted the RTW date for me so like. its okay im actually taking the time and ik this is necessary also bc. it is clearly unwell #that its freaking out because it's gotten a more than a 2 day break for the first time in a year #ik corporateanxietybot has protected me in some ways but. i gotta kill her so bad. maybe H can help me reformat her somehow .....#i also hate her is the thing. she cant hear me rn bc she's just looping in circles alarming but anyway. i hate her. like Me. she's so #capitalismcorebootlicker and i hate that about her and i hate that she exists and i hate that she exists bc my dad raised me to be an #Employee instead of a person 🙃🙃🙃🙃#im not elaborating or explaining any of this. this is a diary entry now #i wish i could click her to kill her like the drones in hardcoded lmao it'd be so much easier. ik she like. lives in the work mode mask as #well which is also HARD bc if im not actively thinking Of work or At work she's nonexistent #but shes so LOUD 🙃🙃 like shut up. we're not gonna explode n die from taking an extra week off you're being dramatic our boss isnt Dad #like he LITERALLY isn't Dad. not even close. he's like the most docile man in the world come on ik they're around the same age and both hve #held authority over u but boss checking in wasnt a trap ur not ab to get caught doing wrong ur fiiiiIIIIIIINE #(also corporateanxietybot is not an adult. she's 15 and terrified but she integrated to my work mask which is the problem cause she makes me #a “phenomenal employee” and also makes me work myself sick when she is given the reigns. little devil on my shoulder except the capitalist #system we live under treats her as a positive thing so she gets positive reinforcement at work which only makes her more anxious 😭 i gotta #talk to H about this next Friday huh. also wow. parts work has made it a lot easier for me to acknowledge these behaviors so i can confront #them easier. weird. strange even. so many parts have gotten names this past month n im realizing also why its been so hard to process stuff #but it also has made me kinder to myself. anyway she turned off (her batteries are low since she's been home for a month too) so im gonna #clean myself up and get some food in me and then get some cleaning done

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fictional-men-enthusiast · 8 months ago

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Old Flesh + The Parliament is conservatism.

I said what I said and I’m not taking it back.

#awful hospital #text post #shitpost #okay but—#a group of people who want everything to go back to the way it was and try to kill (literally) and erase any chance #I have to believe it was intentional #Jay is a truly wonderfully written and despicable villain because not only is he literally evil through killing and verbal abuse #he’s FIGURATIVELY EVIL in the CONTEXT OF THE THEMING because he SEES and is FULLY AWARE OF the injustices of the Hospital and its treatment #but instead of mobilizing that rage he has to make a change he says fuck it there’s nothing I can do and feeds into that corruption +#actively perpetuates it for his own gain and purposes #HE is a BIG PART of why the Hospital is failing by killing patients #it’s not just apathy it’s weaponized spite for all the wrong reasons #he’s an oppressed minority (a human in the Hospital) who grifts off all the fear and uncertainty #to get what he wants #crash is an apathetic and centrist youth who was radicalized by Fern showing him change could be made #but it was already too late #he felt isolated by all the people in change being blind to injustice and that led him to become being disillusioned #Jay and crash show that while being apathetic and refusing to take a stance even when you see injustice isn’t seen as causing as much #direct physical harm as grifting off misfortune it’s still equally as damaging #crash says I can’t fix it so I won’t do anything #while jay says I can’t fix it so who cares if I make it worse as long as I’m getting mine #I should at least get something from this since I’m suffering from it right?#but they ARE also very much sides of the same coin in a more direct way because they both make people suffer for their own gain #crash is doing it for a sense of petty amusement and Jay is doing it because he needs to have control #and power over SOMETHING by putting others down even if he’s also #doing it for amusement #he’s scared and pathetic which has made a control freak #again jay is a fucking minority grifter who asserts power over those who are also less #fortunate to affirm to himself that he’s one of the good and superior ones #crash just wants to have fun and make the best of it even if that’s at the expense of others

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lunarharp · 8 months ago

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er... extreme amount of dragon age: the veilguard scribbles to soothe my heart🐦‍⬛💀

#dragon age tag #datv spoilers #dragon age veilguard spoilers #dragon age the veilguard spoilers #da:tv spoilers #LOL just in case. does anyone care. no-one cares. even making this unrebloggable bc it's all about my rook nobody should care #this is such a huge amount of art it might crash so im going to post it before i say any more tags i guess #ok it didnt crash. i played this not caring that much about dragon age. i liked da2 for the romance. but i never even finished 1 or 3 #i thought it was Ok for the first 20 hours with annoying parts. But..then i got really attached out of nowhere. i love falling in love #wait there isnt much else to say to myself. i want to play again but i dont want my initial feelings to be overwritten #i like not knowing whats going to happen......really going through it... like bg3 dark urge.....😭#i cried a lot and was freaking out near the end. Too much goin on..whyd it have to end #and i wouldn't even do anything different..i'd still save X town over Y town..OBVIOUSLY!!!!!! and how could i not be mourn watch...#thats WHAT HAPPENED!!! TO ME AS ROOK!!!! Well anyway......walks away #i actually don't know whether it's always those two towns or not. haven't looked up anything don't discuss it etc #wait i drew so much. bg3 meant TOO much so i wouldn't draw anything like this for that. this feels weird too. Let's leave it there.#returns to the personal contemplation chamber far away from this cruel and noisy world. I dont need anything but the chamber #i wish i could go back to playing it & blocking out the world. so hard when that ends. all i have now is the chamber...#Hm? didn't you just say that's all you need? Oh cai.

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bell-swamp-fitzjames · 4 months ago

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i wish i had more thoughts on the playlist event beyond "omg its so cool its happening" and "omg im so sad its ending" etc etc. i need to like reread what's been said about each playlist bc that's the one thing I probably dont do enough. i just have the gist of what i remember from when i read it on sunday and then the rest of it is just me going "whoa i can really see xyz listening to this" except for jopson who i constantly want to strangle bc what the fuck do u mean. Jopson and miss jamie's mixtape drive me up the WALLS im ripping my nails off thinking about them (jopson what do u listen to off the clock brother and well. dave just tell me who put what on the playlist u dont need to confirm anything at all beyond who put what on the playlist, just give me one song per guy dave i dont think its a big ask)

#jokes i say to myself uuh well he confirmed everything by putting that one crozier song i took off my crozier playlist but i gotta stop #thinking about that and talking about that im sorry everyone for being annoying about that for real #like yeah ian cig whatever my name is shut up brother ur making a huge deal of nothing like a little freak and not positive #but regardless #i do want to know who put what on that mixtape MIXTAPE aughshkdjhg e #i could cry thinking about how this event is almost over like I hope the playlist posts early or the time its been posting this sunday bc i #hoping to really party it up before i have to go do a STINKY STINKY STINKY shift of work and then #i will be super unhinged after that #truly sorry everyone im going to be insufferable on sunday #but also crozier didnt put me at post limit at all #i didnt expect that especially bc jfj really #she took me out way before bedtime #but crozier #i think i was in such absolute shock for so many reasons #like GOD FUCK there are so many crozier choices where i was just like man #i cried and threw up a little bc i was overwhelmed with emotion #you could say im normal abotu thingsb ut also i guess we are lying #the throw up moment was the song i recognized from my crozier playlist and two other songs that have appeared #on other playlists of mine so i had a delusional moment of like being like #HAS HE LISTENED TO MY PLAYLISTS ???????? DOES HE KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THEM #but then i calmed down and saw reality and was like ok #its fine #bc its like my brother in christ one of the things u are donig is trying to not only get into the minds of the characters #but also picks that you think the creator of those characters would pick when thinking about a modern au for them #like chill out god #im not sorry for how i am about the playlist event i think its been more freeing to express my joy about it then if i didnt bc how cool #this show aired in 2018 like waht are you talking about rn ya know #anyways #playlist event you'll always be famous to me #gays4vulo

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strawberryrhubarbs · 13 days ago

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if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times; any weird old man who comments on my face mask at my job should have to pay me $25

#$45 during pride month #BC TELL ME WHY ITS ALWAYS OLD WHITE MEN OF A CERTAIN AGE #like. do you need to be muzzled so u don’t make comments abt what other people choose to do and not do with their lives #it’s always so fucking rude or passive aggressive as well!!!! some guy literally POINTED at me like I was a zoo animal like?????????#one guy genuinely asked if I found myself getting sick less so that guy is fine #bc it came from a place of curiousity instead of ridicule #and I do get sick less!!! I work retail so I see a LOT of people in one day #and ppl are freaking gross!!!!!#but yeah idk what the fuck the old white man population’s problem is with face coverings #esp since they are in a compromised group for covid #but for me I can’t help but equate those statements with being a tr*mp supporter and tbh I’m probably not far off!!!!#it’s probably going to happen a lot more bc we are entering busy season but it STILL pisses me off #so I’m just going to make them feel as awkward as humanly possible without being rude back #the guy who pointed at me I was just like ‘was there anything I could help you with’ and he looked like a deer in headlights #or even better i just stare at them and say nothing in response #And SO MANY OF THEM ARE LIKE ‘do they make you wear that’ and I’m like ‘no I just prefer to’ and they’re like ….oh #anyway all of them should have to pay me money and also should have to step on legos as penance #bc as someone I love likes to say it costs 0 dollars to have a normal interaction #and I also don’t get paid enough to be pestered abt why I care about my health and other people’s health #anyway thank u for coming to my ted talk <3 it just makes me SO MAD LMAO #if anyone has any ideas about what I can say / do to make the interaction awkward without doing anything that could get me in trouble w #my managers PLEASE let me know

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frogwen · 14 days ago

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yknow... sometimes evil vile fucked up nap dreams are good bc i woke up so relieved i nearly cried to be in my normal apartment living my normal life and not in the Evil Torment World my brain conjured up :')

#in my dream i was housesitting for my boss (incredibly clean and normal person) but in the dream it was a genuinely harrowing deathtrap #she also had a laundry sidehustle in the backyard with 30 foot walls of washing machines stacked ontop each other an workers scaling them #and then those same workers would wander thru the house and open any door i closed 😫#and bandit was there but he was so small so i could hold him in my arms and hes really freaked out by ppl so i was just running from #room to room and each one was creepier and nastier than the next....#there was so much more but it was too specific and personal lol IM JUST SO HAPPY TO NOT BE THERE LOL

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justalittlebluetiefling · 10 months ago

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I haven't been involved with coaching for almost 3 months now and somehow I am still getting dragged into the drama.

#personal #move back to your small hometown they said #it'll be fun they said #me chanting over and over again:#if you live here you get to see your family all the time #(this is a good thing for me i love my brother and his family)#dude honestly this whole thing is just hilarious at this point #anyway newest drama is that one of the parents thinks it's suspicious that i 'quit' the same time my best friend moved away #the shit that is being said about us right now??? fucking wild #i haven't told any of those kids why i really left because they don't need me to be gossiping about their current coach to them #that would be so unprofessional of me #i say like she wasn't spreading rumors about me to THEM directly last year #we are all in our 30s here why are we acting like fucking teenagers still #i'm about to be real petty when i go visit next week though #'oh my god you won't believe what i heard crystal is telling people at her salon'#to the coach not the kids lol #i have a sneaking suspicion that the she is involved in this gossip in an adjacent way not directly #and i want her to think about the shit she says before she says it #she's mad that i don't want to coach jv when i told her multiple times i don't want to run my own program #and that i'd be happy to help her out as an assistant coach but that having to deal with parents is my worst actual nightmare #see what's happening right now #literally the only reason i applied is because i love those kids and they were all freaking out about my friend leaving #because they thought their current coach was also going to be leaving #and i was like hey i won't leave you guys don't worry #it's her fault that she chose not to include me in any of her brainstorming for next year #if she really wanted me to be involved she would have been talking to me about it back in april #i'm literally barely pulling myself out of my grief hole about losing coaching #and i could have stayed around but i would have been miserable #because it wouldn't have been in the capacity that i really wanted #oof okay i feel a little better after venting a bit

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semiotomatics · 2 years ago

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think i found a fake georgia o'keeffe painting lol

#this has been an original post #personal spewage #like. not a real painting someone is trying to pass off as a georgia o'keeffe #just. an image online that is being credited as by her #but not only do i suspect it's not. i don't even know where it _is_ from #like i think it might've been created just to be attributed to her? or something?#like this might be one of those things where it made the leap from physical sources to digital and lost its citations along the way or w/e #but uhhhh. i don't think so #the earliest reference to it i could find was in 2007 on a random art history site (not affiliated w any actual organization/museum/etc)#after that it's all. freaking. pinterest/instagram/tumblr #anyway i emailed the georgia o'keeffe museum abt it. hopefully they get back to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#this matters to me okay! i love her work!#i hate that when everyone sees one of her pieces all they think is “hur dur that looks like a vag”#a) that was not her intention and b) jesus christ can you think with something other than your reproductive organs for five fucking minutes #yes some things in nature are going to look phallic and/or yonic #you can have a good chuckle over it but then _move on_#not everything is about sex/sexuality/the human body #sometimes ppl just want to paint pretty flowers #-sigh-#anyway #that's been my crusade today

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nyxi-pixie · 2 months ago

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finished s3 and stand firm in shauna defense EASY WORK!!!!!!!!!!!

#not as in shes innocent but as in none of them are and for all misty's 'boo shauna accept responsibility for once!!!' her tai and mel are #alllll happy to say everything was shauna fueling it. but thats literally just not true of teen timeline. she didnt come up with the hunts #she hasnt even killed anyone as a teen yet. i mean. diffused responsibility you could say they are all responsible for mari and javi #but no one killed either of those two directly #idk! and theres a lot of deaths to go before rescue. so maybe she'll kill people during that inbetween but as of yet??? easy to blame but #she isnt any more responsible for javi or for mari than anyone else #i think it would be really fun to have her as the next adult death just because things wont stop after shes dead and they wont have anyone #left to blame but themselves #ultimately shauna knows for the most part who and what she is (with . reliance on coping mechs of having convinced herself it was #great out there) but none of the others do!!! tai can happily blame everything on the other her but the line between them thins and thins.#misty is. misty. and mel grabs the chance to jump back into violence with both hands. and is also married to the kid of a woman they killed #how hannahs death is gonna go idk but. idk!!!!!!!!#i do think it would be more interesting if the last teen deaths ARENT on shaunas hands. one final heinous act to cement the guilt of every #survivor. theyre all guilty regardless ofc. if one person could shoulder the blame for all of it they wouldnt all be so bound to silence fo #25 years. but still! theres just something delicious about blood evenly distributed across all their hands and the refusal of the guilty to #bear that guilt alone.#nyxi yjs watch #the only issue for me is the hair thing but thats less a shauna thing and more i dont think the writers were thinking very hard about it.#bc its evidently not intended to be a mari thing given shes cradling hannahs hair like a freak.#i have concerns but presuming they DONT hardline the 'no one remembers any details which is why theyve been fine to be besties!' detail too #hard (because. they were at shaunas WEDDING. like immediately after. and i dont think they forgot everything that quickly) then itll be goo

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