#destructive tasks

[cubbihue]

Since a changlings role is to replace the child as to not cause any problems, wouldn’t it be easy for the changling to just go ‘missing’ during adulthood? By missing, I mean disintegrating. Like, the magic needed to make a changling isn’t meant to last anyway. So one day every changling that has ever existed will go into the woods and never be seen again. The magic it was made of going back into the world. It also solves the problem of potential children. Changlings physically can’t get into romantic relationships and if they do they’ll disappear into the woods before the idea of having kids even comes up. Kind of scary though since if the not Timmy was out on a family camping trip and just straight up rounded a corner in front of the Turner parents and BAM. Gone.

You would be correct about that. Changelings are not meant to last longer than 2 years past the child's adulthood.

Perhaps it's due to Timmy's immense Good Luck when he was human, or perhaps due to Timmy's stubbornness, but his changeling has thus survived well beyond its necessary lifespan.

Regardless, his changeling is nobody's concern. Not that it has ever been anybody's concern. A well built Changeling will collect bad luck into its body by nature. If Wishes were to attract Luck, then Unwishes attracts Bad Luck.

It'll sort itself out eventually.

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[hanakihan]

time for some stupid ass edsali memes from my special folder

[windienine]

realizing with excitement and concern that not only is soulsov a jrpg-inspired game where a human claims the power of a god for herself but ALSO one where someone's dad becomes her willing underling...

when, historically, two of the most deadly roles for endgame antagonists to occupy in a jrpg are "mortal-turned-god vying for power and upheaval" and "a party member's father; a sympathetic villain turned to the antagonists' side"

they're our protagonists, but they're also the exact archetypes a team of typical fantasy rpg heroes eventually has to square off against and kill.

[yellow-salamander]

guys. hey. what if for the last secret life episode everyone’s task just says “be the last one standing” or something. no more secrets just. survive.

[lazy-b1rdy]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHQWUREGFlhrbviWURN

I CAN'G TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!11!!

VERY old doodles i made when i was angry at myself for a bit

bonus:

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N: Well that was fun eh? Maybe not to you particularly but i had a blast!

Maybe next time you'll thing twice before demolishing the office.

[elytrafemme]

need to lock in on having a schedule and hobb ies and tasks or whatever which like i know i will but rn because im still in dread zone (preparing to cut off all my ex friends but havent acted on it yet) the only thing that i look forward to is like. takinga walk at 7 pm LMFAO

[technikki]

Luigi and Mario did what now

i was wondering if someone was gonna ask about this its a nice glimpse into how goddamn wild the mario rpgs are sometimes <3 but yes mario and luigi both canonically died and went to hell in super paper mario!! they get exploded by one of the main villain's minions, who is a magical jester. he also kills the other two player characters, bowser and peach. peach is the only one of the gang that goes to heaven. luigi's reaction to being told he's dead is essentially 'well, it was bound to happen eventually i suppose'

not only did super paper mario confirm the existence of heaven and hell in the mario universe, it also gave them names! heaven is called the overthere, and hell is.

this

[nerdie-faerie]

People will be like 'oh you go to uni, you must be smart!' mate, I've never met people with less common sense than uni students. Though what else would you expect when you stick a load of sleep deprived, overwhelmed, young adults together

[lepidopterium]

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[musical-chick-13]

Okay! If you see me on here in the next...*pulls a number out of my hat* four days! Yell at me!

[the-whispers-of-death]

Hey thereeee

What would happen if a soldier came up to Stone with sh wounds, just quietly asking for help? Would he still be harsh and rough, or maybe soften up a bit?

I hope this is OK for you to write

TW: Self-H4rm Wounds, Self-Destructive Behavior

If a soldier came up to Stone would sh wounds, Stone would be very gentle with them. He's been there, albeit his self-destructive behavior showed itself via him diving in front of other soldiers to take what would be their injuries. He understands thoughts of wanting to warm yourself, so he would be more understanding. Especially since he doesn't want to scare them away from getting proper treatment of their wounds!

He'd gently urge them to seek therapy if they're not doing so already, not being too pushy. He'll patch them up always, but he won't do it without trying to gently coax them to try and get therapy. Again, he's been there, he understands it. And he understands not going to therapy, it's very stigmatized for civilians but it's even more stigmatized for soldiers.

As much help as he'd give to the soldier, hem like many medical professionals, is obligated to report it, especially if it becomes a regular occurrence. Hence why he'll spend the entire time patching up the soldier gently urging them to seek therapy, not only for their own sake but also because their superiors eventually will.

[red-red-spout]

Taylor Hebert would NOT become a "well-adjusted" post-canon, she'd found some kind of charity or policitical activism org in Aleph, overwork herself to the point she almost dies of a heart attack, defibrillate herself with a pocket knife and a desk-lamp power cable, and then just keep working.

[titan-god-helios]

fuck, audhd burnout is a bitch.

[dzthenerd490]

File: Destroy all Humans

SCP#: AGN

Code Name: Crypto the Furon

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AGN has been locked within a 6x6 meter containment cell at Site-AH. Only his most basic needs have been met to ensure survival such as a food dispenser, a single mattress, and a small but private bathroom. Four 360-degree cameras are placed in the four corners of the ceiling to ensure there are no blind spots besides the bathroom SCP-AGN can exploit. Every time a repair to his food dispenser or personal bathroom needs to be made the room is to be flooded with knockout gas designed to only work on SCP-AGN. Afterwards a Foundation repair man escorted by an AFA-3 unit armed with a baton is to go into the room and perform repairs within 8 hours before the effects wear off. SCP-AGN has been given a collar made of Telekill to prevent him from utilizing his psychic powers. Though despite this the gas protocol regarding SCP-AGN is to still be utilized and SCP-AGN is not to be underestimated in any way. 

SCP-AGN-Gun has been entrusted to the armory of Mobile Task Force Omega-45 "Street Samurai". Furthermore SCP-AGN-Ship has been given to MTF Omega-45 to help supply the newly established "Sky" Division. Though until such utilization has been approved by either the O5 Council or Foundation Administrative Staff, it is to be kept in the custody of the Department of Transportation and Machinery. 

Description: SCP-AGN is a member of Species of Interest: The Grey, more specifically the subspecies known as the Furon's. Just like the original species of the Greys SCP-AGN has a fragile body but is in possession of advanced technology and psychic abilities. SCP-AGN can naturally read minds, levitate objects, hypnotize any organism, and even rip them apart with his mind. He stands about 4 feet tall and has blueish grey skin with a skinny body but a large head measuring almost a foot in diameter. Unfortunately, like most of his kind, SCP-AGN is extremely hostile to all other forms of life, regarding them as experiments at best and target practice at worst. Of course, psychic powers alone can't achieve much so the Furons rely on their advanced technology to ensure the job is done. Unfortunately, SCP-AGN has such technology in the form of a gun and a ship. 

SCP-AGN-Gun is SCP-AGN's go to weapon and quite possibly the common weapon for all military Furons. Its original mode is merely an electric gun that can fire a straight arch of lightning at a target easily filling them with thousands of volts per second. Though there are other modes that can be implemented as well as upgrades to current modes. SCP-AGN-Gun seems to be formed by a type of cybernetic programable matter allowing the gun to shift into the correct shape depending on what it is programed to do. 

Currently the Foundation is only in possession of four such mods, this includes: The Zapper, Disintegration Gun, The Probe, and Ion Grenade Launcher. The Zapper as described before is an electric arch gun capable of hitting one or arching between multiple people to fry them with electric lightning. The Disintegration Gun is a cannon gun capable of blasting large orbs of concentrated and burning energy. This energy is so hot, upon contact the target will immediately be disintegrated especially if the target is human. Metal burns quite easily as well with stronger metals like Titanium and Tungsten being the only ones that can withstand more than one blast. The Probe is a vile gun that shoots a strange liquid into a person making their insides rupture until their head explodes leaving their brain to fall out. Then there is the Ion Grenade Launcher which as the name implies shoots out an ion grenade. These Ion Grenades are thankfully small in range but as the name implies contain atomic energy within. Those caught in the 1-meter explosion will be instantly disintegrated. 

These four weapon modes are the only ones known to exist to the Foundation, however it's quite possible there are hundreds upon thousands of different modes available to the rest of the Furons. The technology of the gun shows that not only is it made of programable matter that can change shape at will but there are conductors that both relay the programed orders to the programable matter for absolute perfection in shape but also conduct energy through the matter ensuring it can fire the different projectiles that it does. This means the possibilities for SCP-AGN-Gun is quite literally endless. The same could be a possibility for SCP-AGN-Ship. 

SCP-AGN-Ship is a flying saucer which is the stereotypical shape of ships for Species of Interest: The Grey's. It is capable of flying in space, traveling at a 1,000 km per hour, and has a natural tractor beam that can levitate the driver in or be used to capture or even imprison any target. The tractor beam also has a conversion mode allowing it to transform large pieces of mass into Furon tech or ammunition. 

Like SCP-AGN-Gun, SCP-AGN-Ship has a programable weapon system that is in possession of different modes. There are three modes known as: The Death Ray, Sonic Boom Cannon, and the Quantum Deconstructor. The Death Ray as the name implies is a ray of energy that extends a half foot long in diameter and burns anywhere between 1,000 to 2,000 degrees Celsius. The Sonic Boon is a cannon that blasts a sonic wave capable of making organic life explode, bending and breaking metal, ripping entire structures apart, and even causing earthquakes if multiple shots are fired into the ground. The Quantum Deconstructor is quite possibly the most dangerous weapon in the Furon arsenal and possibly the world. The QD has the ability to blast a bubble capable of expanding to 20 to 30 meters. With this bubble, the chemical bonds of molecules will break, separating the atoms and quite easily disintegrating everything within the bubble. The bubble will also dissipate energy, almost destroying it which by all laws of psychics is supposed to be impossible. Under Foundation authority the SCP-AGN-Data relating to the programing of the Quantum Deconstructor has been removed. 

SCP-AGN-Data are data chips created with Furon technology that allows either SCP-AGN-Gun, SCP-AGN-Ship, and possibly other Furon technology to know what form to take. These chips are programed with the instructions to give the machines with the programable matter. without the data chips SCP-AGN-Gun and other Furon technology would not be able to change into the different modes and unleashed their devastating power. 

SCP-AGN was discovered in 1959 when he crashed into a rocket ship carrying a space probe for PENTAGRAM. They captured SCP-AGN but accidently killed it leading to him being cloned back on Furon and that clone coming to earth. Thankfully since the Foundation now knew about the first one, Mobile Task Force Apollo-1 was able to anticipate the second one and shoot it down. It landed on Mars this time hence why it was sent to Site-AH. 

However, SCP-AGQ-Gun and SCP-AGQ-Ship were taken to be utilized by Mobile Task Force Omega-45 "Street Samurai". It's actually thanks to SCP-AGQ that an air division for MTF Omega-45 was ever even considered. It was also thanks to SCP-ALF that we were able to understand the technology in the first place. Apparently the Melmacians and the Furons had a war several centuries ago thought SCP-ALF refused to elaborate further than that. 

SCP-AGN personality has been shown to be arrogant, egotistic, and quite dumb at times. Though SCP-AGN is smarter than the average human he does still make mistakes often by thinking violence and overwhelming destruction is the be all end all. SCP-AGN is not being put on any list for the Anomalous Employment Division or the Department of Strategic Redemption due to his bad personality. However, Foundation staff including SCP-ALF himself likes to go to Site-AH to talk to or make fun of SCP-AGN every so often. It's been considered quite therapeutic to those that have had horrible encounters with Species of Interest: The Greys so the Ethics Commitee has allowed it to continue.

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[gresit]

trying to convince @comicbookvillain that my work crush is actually cute is so difficult

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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