#diar: hcs

[klausysworld]

Left But Never Forgotten

Upon the Mikaelson's return to New Orleans, they each had their worries. Klaus was focused on his pregnant werewolf and the deep rooted need to be a king. Rebekah desperately wanted her past lover, Marcel back but also felt the need to protect her niece to be. Elijah was supposed to be concentrating on his brother and Hayley as they expected their child, or the mess that the divided factions of supernaturals in New Orleans was but instead, he was thinking of her.

Y/N.

He hadn't seen her since leaving New Orleans a hundred years ago. She and Marcel had been presumed dead, nothing had prepared him for seeing her face again.

Feeling her palm cup his cheek and her thumb stroking the prickle of stubble left on his skin. She was so similar and yet so different to the last time. Before she had been a princess, now she was a Queen.

Even when the Mikaelson's moved into the abattoir and his room was just beside hers, she still felt too far away.

Elijah felt as if he were just watching her life go by without him, it made him sick. He lacked the usual hunger of a vampire, the need to kill or hurt. He lost his passion to protect and guide.

He just wanted her.

Everyone knew that, except her.

Nobody understood the pain she and Marcel went through. They waited day in and day out for their family to come home, to tell them that it was okay and that Mikael wouldn't torture them again, that their nightmares weren't real and they were safe. They rebuilt the city brick by brick, cleaning away the ashes left behind but they still didn't come back. So they moved on. They worked together and they got stronger and they earned their power and their places and then they finally came back and just took it from them like it was nothing.

And Elijah had barely said five words to her.

He just stared, but whenever his lips parted no words would leave him. Elijah didn't realise she took that as something else. But for Y/N, she had been hoping to hear his voice for a century, crying for him in her sleep and now he was here and she felt like he didn't even care enough to talk to her.

She could have thought he didn't care at all if it weren't for the way he looked at her. The look of love in those deep eyes of his. That same look she used to see each morning and night.

Y/N wanted him to know that she still wanted him to look at her like that, she still wanted him like that.

So she tried to show him. A lingering touch hear or there, just on his arm or his shoulder. Or she'd bring him a cup of tea the way he used to like it, ask him about the literature he was reading most currently but he could barely get five words out.

So she tried not to focus on words, instead she gave him a kiss and hoped it was enough. It was.

Elijah hadn't exactly been expecting her to suddenly grab his face and push her lips against his but most definitely wasn't complaining.

Both hands lifted and cupped her face like all those times years ago, kissing her deeply like he'd craved to for so long. He needed her hands in his hair, to ruin the perfect facade he'd been wearing.

His tie was clutched into her palm and tugged gently, leading him with her to his room. He followed her mindlessly onto his bed, crawling over her and keeping his tongue with hers.

The desperation was so strong.

Elijah could feel the fabric of his tie slip from his neck. The buttons on his shirt slowly revealing more and more of his chest, he wanted to rip the clothes from her body but he couldn't stop holding her beautiful face.

It was when his belt was unclasped that he finally pulled away, looking down at her with lust blown pupils. His eyes swirled with that darkness that she enjoyed, her fingers traced the veins beneath his eyes before her thumb slid over his fang.

"I really missed you." She confessed to him and he softened, his hands finally dropping to her hips to pull her close.

"I missed you too, every day." He uttered, eyes flicking between both of hers.

"But you never came back..." She whispered and he looked down.

"I thought you were gone...I saw you, you looked...you didn't look alive. I couldn't bare coming back to the place that did that to you. I couldn't stand the memory of your body strung up like that." He told her shakily, his hands desperate to keep her with him this time.

"Marcel and I had to rip ourselves free of those nails, Elijah. I could hear you, you would have ran whether I was alive or not-"

"Don't you ever think that." He whispered, his hold tight now, both arms round her waist and her body in his lap. "I would never knowingly leave you for dead." He promised.

Her body rest against him, her face against his broad chest and warming his cold skin.

"I love you, Y/N. I loved you from the second I laid eyes on you." He murmured, lips kissing her shoulder gently after. "You mean more to me than anything. You're family."

"Don't lie to me, Elijah. I know I'll never be your family, I don't think anybody can truly become a Mikaelson. Hayley's the closest anyone can get and that's because she had Klaus's baby and we both know I can't give you a child." She practically whimpered.

Elijah just looked at her for a short while, guilt in his gaze. He could remember when she was human, when she didn't yet know he was vampire. She wanted them to have three children, when she found out he couldn't she thought maybe there could be a spell, there was still hope. However when she turned too, she knew that it was a useless thought and gave up altogether.

They had considered adoption but Y/N worried that if the child wasn't biologically a Mikaelson that they wouldn't truly love or protect the child. Not any of the Mikaelsons.

Of course she'd never verbally expressed that fear but Elijah could tell. Knowing that Klaus could procreate and he couldn't was difficult for him, just like he knew it was difficult for Rebekah knowing her brother could have a baby but she also couldn't.

But seeing Y/N hurt by it too was an extra hit to his heart.

After all these years, he still dreamt of their family. He'd be a much better father than Mikael, and she'd be a much better mother than Esther.

"It's not you who can't give me a child, Y/N." He murmured. "It's me, my fault. You can't blame yourself, I turned you and I took that possibility away but it will not ever change how I feel for you. You are my family, I'd carry you with me for eternity."

It was just difficult to believe with how that family behaved towards outsiders.

"Okay." Y/N whispered, it was clear she was only relenting to try not form an argument and Elijah wanted to be more reassuring but he knew it would only escalate things.

His hand reached to touch hers, hold hers.

"Allow me to court you again." He murmured, wanting to show her their potential again but she laughed softly and shook her head.

"I don't want us back at square one. I want it to be how it was before." She told him, smiling softly. It warmed him.

"I'd like that." He nodded, his thumb stroking the back of her hand. "But I still want it to be special, I haven't been able to cherish you for so long now."

"I suppose I won't stop you from a gift or two." She teased and he hummed.

She looked back down at his bare chest and sighed, she'd missed this.

He pulled her back to his chest, coddling her to him and stroking her back lovingly.

The skin to skin wasn't something Elijah experienced often, he only allowed it when he truly loved someone. His mind and body craved it.

Y/N knew how deprived he was right from childhood. So, just like she used to, she pulled her shirt from her body and let the skin of her upper body lay against his.

"You know that I love you?" He whispered and she nodded.

"I just wish you'd talk to me more, I can't be with you if you can't even hold a normal conversation with me Elijah..."

"I know, my sweet. I was just so struck when I saw you and I feared that you could have moved on...with Marcel." He hesitated and she scoffed.

"Oh? And after he was making out with Rebekah? That didn't clue you in, no?" She teased and he looked down with an embarrassed smile.

"I was shy I suppose." He admitted and she smiled.

"You used to be shy all the time." She whispered, stroking his hand and leaning up to kiss the corner of his lips like she used to.

He leaned forward and leant his forehead against hers, a warm smile on his face.

"I'm so glad you're here."

"So am I."

[runawayonryo]

Connor x gn!reader

(Shopping HC's)

---requested---

Going shopping with our favorite Android is... Fun to say the least.

I'll put this post into 3 sections...

-groceries

-clothes

-random

Groceries:

Your first mistake was taking him to the grocery store... Anything you put in the cart, he'll analyse for quality, calories, vitamins etc.

"That package if strawberries is 264 calories, high in vitamin C, and K... Though I don't recommend eating more than a single serving size, as it can often cause stomach aches and diar-"

When you walk past the alcohol isle, his eyes already give his thoughts away.

He can and WILL reprimand you on purchasing alcohol. He'll list every single little risk that comes with it... He'll also question why tf humans like getting drunk.

(Don't even try to explain it. He won't get it)

Walking past the sweets isle is entertaining.

He's in awe at the bright colors, but also at HIW MANY DAMN CALORIES SOME OF THEM HAVE!

"why do humans like 'Milka chocolate'? It's high is fat, sugar AND has approximately 120 per piece!"

Just put your unhealthy snacks in there when he's not looking. Thank me later.

Clothes

Oh boy.

OHHHH BOY

Connor is a great companion to go clothes shopping with! I ain't kidding!

He'll tell you based off skin tone undertones, sized, styles, light, hair color etc. What would look best.

He'd also be your personal guard dog she you go into the dressing booths. Anyone who even walks close will get Connor's blank stare.

Connor also, is a perfectionist. So when you come out with a new outfit, hell correctly adjust it; look at it at different angles; analyse it for... Something?

And he'll come to the conclusion.

"You look phenomenal! Ideally I'd wear that with blue jeans and a nice summer hat"

And if you're trying on bikinis and/or bathing suits...

Connor.exe stopped working.

He'll try his best to remain calm and in his usual professional android mindset...

But God...

If he's allowed to properly adjust the clothing... He won't think twice... He just wants to get his hands on you😏

Extra

Gifts.

Whenever you're out, he'll buy you a little somethin'. Even if it's just flowers, or a card... He loves to see a smile on your cute face. <3

Ad mayyyybe with a little pleading and reassuring that a little bit of sugar is okay... He'll agree to getting an ice cream of slushie with you.

(but he still won't shut tf up about it being unhealthy)

[cavaliant]

Diarmuid would be content with most jobs as long as he felt he was helping others so it's kinda funny that he's in the Genealogy equivalent of the mercenary class because like...mercs generally kill people for a living...which is exactly one of the few types of work he'd absolutely hate :/ Plus if Beo is his father then he grows up aspiring to be like someone who absolutely did kill people for money lmao. If his father is someone else I like to hc he chooses a different class but since his game default is Free Knight and he's in a rebel army unfortunately you're stuck being a soldier Diarmuid

[monster-lili]

Haunt Couture diaries

Clawdeena on Instagram read all the diares and these are the most important parts:

All diaries write about their fearleading practice, Cleo cancels it two times

Shopping at the maul

Organising a fashion show called February Frights, to help fund the new fearleading uniforms

Clawd and Cleo are in bad moods

They take a care package (scare-package) to Cleo

Her telling them that she and Deuce broke up

Cleo helping Frankie figure out the dress printer 

They are wearing their HC looks at the fashion show

Their bios are the same, except for Draculaura’s age which is 1600 (still 1599 on the MH website)

I think the font is the same they used in the old diaries

Clawdeen’s diary:

Instagram is mentioned (as a pun, Instagrim), her username is @howlcouture

Draculaura and Clawd post pictures from their dates on Instagrim

Her Mom, Dad, Clawd, Clawdia (who is still in Londoom) and Howleen are mentioned

She wants to update the design of the fearleading uniforms

Clawdeen and Draculaura studied together at Drac’s place

She secretly liked the vegan sliders Draculaura made

She gives fashion tips at the Maul to random monsters

She spent a lot of money on her Back to Ghoul fashion trip, her Dad is still growling about that

She loves full moon nights with her family, her Dad grills, she races and plays casketball with her siblings, there’s s’mores and campfire where her parents snuggle :)

She says Cleo makes her mad, but she is her beast-friend :’)

She is running the fashion show

Cleo designed a fire(?) outfit, which Clawdeen loved and Cleo was smug about that

“There’s always fresh drama brewing in the couldron at MH.”

“Scares and scandals ahead.”

Frankie’s diary:

She has a crush on a guy who she calls Seven, who is a football player and has a cool accent (he is a character who’s only mentioned in diaries)

Her Mom, Dad and Watzit are mentioned, Frankenstein encourages her to make something for the science fair 

She is losing limbs, being a klutz as usual :)

Draculaura gave her the idea to make a printer that prints clothes

She can’t figure out how to make the machine work

She zapped Deuce’s locker, “who was weirdly distracted and the door narrowly missed his snakes and they hissed in annoyance”

She dropped out of the science fair, as she couldn’t make the printer work

Her favourite monster is her Dad :)

Nefera is mentioned, she’s still mean lol

“If I ever get a sister...” Alivia doesn’t exist!

“Being in or out of a relationship doesn’t define any ghoul.”

Cleo gave her Godess Tayet’s thread which made the printer work

Frankenstein fistbumped Cleo “which did not go over well” lol

Mr. Hackington and Ghoulia are mentioned

Cleo designed her skirt

"A not-so-secret admirer” tucked a note into her locker saying: “I love the way you’re put together. Lass(?) Hoping to fang out soon with the prettiest ghoul ever.”

Draculaura’s diary:

She still writes in the MH newspaper, which is still called The Gory Gazette :’)

She wrote an article about plant based meat

Count Fabulous and Dracula are mentioned

She cooked a lot of things

She caught Clawdeen taking a second bite of the vegan sliders “hehe”

VAMP: Vampires Advocating Meatless Proteins

Clawd and her are still together

Draculaura senses that there is something going on with Clawd

Dracula ate her vegan vampire chili by accident and got mad at her for not labelling it properly, but he ate the whole thing lol

Clawd refused to tell her what’s wrong, saying it’s private and he promised he won’t tell

Count Fabulous collected bugs to cheer her up

Deuce told Clawd about the brake up, Cleo and Deuce asked him to keep it a secret

She met Clawd at Coffin Bean and they made up

Headmistress Bloodgood is mentioned, she liked the fashion show!

So far it seems like they completely threw out the reboot MH story and characters and are working with the 2010-15 og MH lore!!!

I’m very excited to read Cleo’s diary, it’s going to explain so much!!!!!!

[akampana]

☾ - please can i have a sleep headcanon for the seiba harem! im not sure why but im thinking of stargazing XD but yeah i wonder what their sleeping arrangements are?

They brought a huge mat outside to stargaze and eventually dozed off. This is one of their many sleeping configurations.

When they're all present, the general rule is that they end up sleeping next to people they like.

Slightly different color version and more hcs below!

This is one of the many configurations of how they sleep when they’re all together, but since they're not ALL present ALL the time, they also sleep in groups depending on people's moods.

For example, when with Arturia, most commonly there are these mini trios:

Knight Classes (Zero): GilArtDiar

Knight Classes (FSN): EMIYA x Cú x Art

Three Kings: Gil x Art x Ozy

Three Knights: Diar x Art x Cú

Camelot Knights: Lance x Art x Bedi

Because they are quite comfortable around each other.

Of course, sometimes the weather's a little too hot for moresomes, so sometimes they just sleep in the usual pairings or alone, whatever they're okay with. :>

If you wanna learn more sleeping hcs like habits etc, feel free to drop another ask :) had fun with this one. Might go over this piece again it’s so cute.

[chaotic-timelord]

Tss hcs

Dorian has nightmares about people he killed, and usually can’t help but think about The Night [TM]

Kat gets super excited when she and Zachary meet again, and Zachary introduces Dorian to her, but, because of Zachary’s past relationships, she’ll make sure to be a moment alone with Dorian and threaten to literally kill him of he hurts Zachary [Dorian’ll probably be a bit surprised, since Kat looks harmless, but then promise he won’t]

after Dorian tells him everything that happened to him while they were under the ‘library’, Zachary starts viewing owls in a different [positive] way and might also ‘adopt’ one

Zachary’ll keep on studying video-games, and then become a writer, a librarian or a librarian who’s a writer in his free time

I feel like Dorian’d return to school [assuming that he dropped out when his sister died or when he got into the club, or had finished school already when he first got to know about The Starless Sea], study either philosophy, literature or poetry if he doesn’t didn’t already, and might become a high-school / university teacher [gives me teacher vibes for some reason]

Zachary’s a cat person and Dorian a dog one

Kat has / wants to have a parrot

Kat’ll notice the key and sword marks Zachary and Dorian have on their chests, but won’t ask anything about it 

Ellie’ll rescue Simon when the Sea reaches the rocks he’s sitting on, and maybe they won’t recognise each other at first, but them one of them’ll notice something about the other one and Ellie [who didn’t live in the same time period as Zachary and Dorian, but’ll still learn quickly how things work there] will help Simon adapt to living on Earth in the ‘present’, and she’ll of course also have to stand him cursing against modern clothes that don’t have as many buttons as his [lol]

Dorian’ll actually be a bit surprised [but hide it] by Love Rawlins knowing Zachary’d come back with his new boyfriend, and he doesn’t really believe fortipune tellers and so on but still respects them and get along with Zachary’s mother

they won’t tell anyone what happened in the ‘library’, since most people’d think they’re lying anyway, but i think they’ll actually go there again when they’re stressed [after somehow managing to get the honey out]. The Keeper’d go there to take his diares, and Zachary to bring all the books in a good condition out and read them [by the amount of books in there, he’ll rarely go to the library in the city he lives in]

Dorian’ll try to hide his past to Zachary at first, but Zachary’ll probably want to know how he tried to kill Mirabel [they already talked about Dorian believing that what the club did was right, so he can easily suppose why he did it] and what happened afterwards, and, Dorian, if my hc about him having nightmares and lots of flashbacks about it [like the one outside the bar, when he literally started shivering and it wasn’t because of the cold] is right, will eventually almost have a breakdown because of it and quickly tell about it all to Zachary [am i the only one who can easily imagine him sobbing while laying on the floor and shivering, basically in his own traumatising world, while Zachary’s really worried and’s sitting next to him trying to get him back to reality??]

Rhyme’ll return to school and finish whatever she was studying, i think it might be music basing on her name and vibes, or she might become a librarian in a normal library, and for some reason i’m kind of shipping her with Kat

both Zachary and the Keeper’ll adopt cats, the Keeper’ll take the one Zachary saw when he first got in the Heart, and Zachary the one that was next to him near the end, on the beach 

Ellie and Simon’ll check if his cottage still exists or if it’s the one Ellie saw the ruins of, and they’ll rebuild it, make it a bit more modern and live there. I also hc Ellie as an animal-cottagecore lover, so the house’d be full of plants and little animals’ll probably feel safe enough to go next to it, since Ellie’d pet them and often think about the time she ‘was a bunny’

Simon’s allergic to cats, dogs and peanuts. Idk why, he just gives me those vibes

Zachary’s favourite food’s sushi, and he always dresses in a cozy-nerdy way

Dorian’s still a bit nervous about what alive members of the club could do, so he keeps on looking around to make sure no one’s following him or Zachary and still dresses in his formal way, again to avoid being really noticed, but Zachary’ll eventually get him to calm down a bit

Dorian doesn’t celebrate any holidays and is both non-spiritual and non-religious [totally not self-projecting /sarc]

Most of these probably make no sense, but- I was bored and my mind was very excited about that book once again

[teatitty]

I was going through your Fionn tag because I was Starving and I found the post about him finding out about GilDiar hatefucking in Zero [which is a HC I picked up from you] and not judging but wanting to know Why and I'm also remembering the "you're the most jealous hero i know" "you know other heroes?" post with Fionn and Diarmuid and that post about En/Gil/Diar/Fionn where Fionn and Gil would just end up killing each other and these thoughts are marinating in my head together very nicely

You have somehow made a more convoluted yet intricate and fascinating storyline than any romance movie I have ever seen and I am extremely compelled by it I want to see a full 2 hour movie about this. Fionn is going to end up sleeping with Enkidu and that's what leads to the mutual hatred and violence I think

Also you're so welcome for the hatefucking HC I think it was genuinely the very first Diarmuid related HC I ever came up with back when Zero was airing LOL

[oliviacs]

『 candice king. thirty. cis female. she/her. 』 oh heavens, is that OLIVIA JAMES from FAIR LANE i see roaming around mapleview? minnie may’s always calling them -BOSSY & -STUBBORN. i happen to think they’re not that bad! they’re a pretty cool OWNER OF THE PASTRY PLACE and every time i’ve seen them, they’ve always been +LOYAL & +CARING. i hope i see them around again!  @mapleviewstarters​​

hehehehe here i go again  ! ! 💕 tbh i really felt like we needed at least  /one/  semi-wholesome muse here with happy domestic vibes so may i present to u my 2nd baby  💕  

basics ;;

FULL NAME:  olivia marie james  NICKNAMES:  liv , livvie  AGE: thirty DATE OF BIRTH (ZODIAC):  march 24th ( aries ) BIRTHPLACE:  mapleview, nc. OCCUPATION: owner of the pastry place  POSITIVE TRAITS:  loyal , caring , organized , valiant  NEGATIVE TRAITS:  bossy , stubborn , workaholic , control freak  MUSE INSPO: monica geller ( friends ) , haley james scott ( one tree hill ) , caroline forbes ( vampire diares ) , lorelai gilmore ( gilmore girls ) , prue halliwell ( charmed ) , amy santiago ( brooklyn nine-nine ) , leslie knope ( parks & recreation ) , claire dunphy ( modern family ) , dorothy zbornak ( golden girls )  LOVES:   coffee,  pastries , red wine, celine dion, cooking, movies, rain showers, scented candles, cold beer, people who make her laugh, corny pick-up lines, cinnamon hot chocolate, romantic gestures, sunrises and sunsets, bikram yoga, old disney movies, french fries, cuddling and hugging, being in charge, honesty, football, 80s music HATES:  being kept out of the loop or nor knowing stuff, liars and cheaters, anyone who hurts those she cares about, when people are in her kitchen and don’t need to be, oatmeal raisin cookies, feeling weak or helpless, death and funerals, secrets

background ;; tw:death

olivia has always been the quintessential girl next door during her youth and adolescence. born & raised in mapleview in a family who , for the most part , got along , she truly didn’t have a bad childhood. sure , they were never rich but they never truly lacked anything. 

for twelve years that she attended school , she was fairly popular , kept good grades  &  unlike her older sister that was a polar opposite , actually was a nice girl . 

howeveeeer , she was never short on spunk & wit despite the fact she “ played by the rules “  basically all her life. while she was always homely & friendly , she was also the girl that cut her hair short as a statement against femininity & only wore heels because she hated to feel small. 

along the time when she finished high school , she decided to use her college fund to travel outside her little hometown  &  see places until she eventually decided to enroll herself in a cooking/baking class & take over the pastry place from her grandma. 

however, tragedy struck when her older sister passed away , leaving the family in a total wreck - especially her niece penelope. since then , liv has always kept her close , kind of taking a role of her older sister. 

currently still lives in mapleview , is happily ( one of those annoyingly cute couples u love but hate at the same time ) married to the love of her life for about 7 years now , has a beautiful daughter named emma who just turned 4 , owns a ( new ) family house in fair lane ( moved from saycamore way ) , also owns a golden retriever called sammy ( american cliche what can i say )   &&&  is about eight months pregnant with ANOTHER baby girl !  

cute headcanons that we love ;;

i’m not gonna lie she’s totally based off monica geller from friends & i regret nothing y’all. 

also huge coffee addict ( surprise , right ? lol )  &  has insane amounts daily . probably smells of freshly made coffee everyday ksdfneg.

her leg shakes or her foot taps on the ground when she’s stressed. 

wears glasses for reading or when she needs to handle paperwork.

cleans when frustrated !!!! 

she’s the mom friend of every group so .... probably has a ton of people over every friday where she always cooks more than necessary. 

doesn’t tolerate nonsense & is quick to give you a smartypants comment to a stupid question heh

really ,  reaaaally affectionate with her loved ones . 

likes to sleep in her husband’s shirts ??? i mean who could blame her right

does not take too well to criticism or admitting she’s in the wrong 

famous lines include  “ you did not just say that “  &  “ i told you so “ 

can do her makeup even drunk ;))

still cries like a baby when mufasa dies & susan forgets about narnia

likes having a glass of wine every night before bed to calm her nerves lmao

goes crazy during superbowl season bc ..... she’s a hc football fan

a total mamma bear  &  will hurt you if you hurt her family.

extremely competitive in .... p much anything 

wanted connections that i’ll just give u my heart & soul for ok ;; 

childhood best friend aka the rachel to her monica !! <3 

a group of  FRIENDS  ( see what i did there rfneg ) give me ross , phoebe , joey & chandler ! <33

neighbors that often barbecue together on the weekends  

friends & enemies from school / high school 

maybe her first love ??  like a guy she dated when she was 14  & it was totally cute n innocent 

frenemies , coworkers , protective friendship , sibling like friendship , unfaithful friends , babysitter , unlikely friends , friends who used to be enemies , ex best friends , friends who balance each other out , competition , rivarly , friends by association , family friends , her husband’s friends :))  

[bowofbenbulben]

Tfw you think about Dru's situation and views and realize that...she def has somewhat of a privileged mindset? Esp considering the relative freedom and other benefits she had that other women in her class didn't, esp in terms of having her own land/title/job and not being forced to marry off for political reasons from her dad?? Even though Druime knows her situation is unusual, she feels part of it is her own achievement, having enough capability, potential and character (in terms of strength/intelligence/skill etc) to convince Diar to give her Dubcarn, and fighting very hard against the fate of being married off and stuck somewhere. I hc Druime had the freedom (or just the guts, or the spite, w/e) to disagree publicly with Diar (her dad and the head of household), to discuss important matters, to argue with him and basically to stand almost on equal ground instead of being totally bound by filial fealty and afraid to do so. Which is probably why she has a heightened sense of agency and is like "??? did u do absolutely everything u can, bite, kick, scream etc and u still got forcibly married?" But she's slowly starting to empathize with ppl in that situ, rather than going "u couldve done more..." bc she knows if Diar did that bs to her she would've straight up sabotaged him or lashed out at him.

[klausysworld]

Apart of the Family

Loving Elijah Mikaelson wasn't an easy thing.

He pushed me away the entirety of the start of our relationship, he wouldn't talk about his feelings or his thoughts. Sometimes he thought breaking up would protect me from him and his family.

If I hadn't loved him so much then I would have left but I couldn't help but stay. We met in Mystic Falls when he was there to deal with Klaus and avenge his family. I had thought he'd left when Klaus daggered him so I was so happy when Damon woke him back up.

He came to my house even before getting his haircut to see me and he ended up staying the night before having to leave with plans to wake his family.

Rebekah didn't like me much to start out, none of them trusted me or wanted me in their house but that didn't stop Elijah from coming to mine. But if he wasn't with them, looking after them 24/7 like a father figure then they all started to fall apart.

He started to pull away again, so I had to confront the Mikaelsons myself, which was admittedly terrifying but overall worth it when Klaus's eyes shimmered with respect and I got to shove past Rebekah and up the stairs of the mansion. Elijah was practically feral after listening to me stand up to his siblings.

His mother liked me, although I'm not really sure if that should be taken as a compliment or an insult. Elijah liked it though. I think he's always sought approval from his parents.

He was distraught when he found out his mother planned to kill them. More broken then any of his siblings could ever know. He made me promise not to tell them that he'd been sobbing into my chest for over two hours that night.

We left for a little while, Elijah needed some time and I jumped at the chance of having him alone for a little while before he was inevitably called back.

We'd been living such a domesticated life We had our own house, yard, stupid white-picket fence.

Even though I knew it was impossible, I started to dream of having his child. I knew he'd been the perfect father, he had a thousand years worth of practice.

I could imagine if we had a son, he'd be all dressed in his little suit with his hair combed neatly. Elijah was just perfect, but he couldn't have children so I wouldn’t either.

I thought I was happy with that, until I found out that Klaus was having a baby.

It wasn't fair. He didn't even want a child and neither did Hayley. Elijah was the only reason the child stayed alive and Klaus still daggered him.

"I promise you, I'll bring him home." He told me when I'd found out he wasn't even in the house somewhere but under Marcels mercy.

"Klaus." I whispered, I could feel my eyes getting wet with tears and he sighed.

"I wouldn't let him get hurt. I know you think I'm selfish and I use my brother...to an extent that's true, but I do love him and I know that you do. He'll come back and I'll undagger him before the baby is even born." He promised and I didn't have much room to argue. Instead I just went back upstairs.

Even Rebekah came which was a nightmare. I don't know what her problem was for me but somehow my favourite Mikaelson in that house was Klaus.

Until Klaus finally brought him back.

I didn't care that Rebekah was pissed that I got to hug him first, I refused to let him go and he didn't seem to be budging much either. I could feel his face nuzzling my neck as I breathed in his scent.

"He made us stop at a suit shop on the way over, he refused for you to see him all dusty and-"

"That's enough, Niklaus. Just leave us be." Elijah muttered and I sighed in relief at the sound of his voice.

By evening I was snuggled up to his bare chest, his hands on my back as he pressed a series of kisses to the top of my head.

"I love you." He mumbled and I smiled, he didn't like saying it often. He worried it would lose it's meaning.

"I love you too." I whispered, wanting nothing more than to lay with him forever.

Things got better and worse from then.

Everything was Klaus centred again of course. When wasn't it?

But I did feel bad for him, to have to go as far to fake his child's death. It was the first time I'd ever hugged him, I could feel his tears on my neck as he tried to sniff them back. Elijah was looking at me from across the room, a slight nod to his head as he finished the phone call with Rebekah.

Things were quiet after that.

But then everything went wrong again, Esther and Mikael came back. Elijah's 'Red Door' opened and he almost suffocated me in his sleep.

He wouldn't touch be for almost a month, not even hold my hand, it was torture. It took a very hash breakdown and a really long cry for him to finally wrap his arms around me and apologise.

It was really hard for a while, but seeing him with Hope in his arms did something to me. It broke me.

That was when Rebekah finally realised we weren't that different. She sat with me on the bathroom floor whilst I sobbed over not being able to have his child and we stayed there until Elijah came in and found us. I wouldn't tell him what was wrong and ended up leaving for a a few hours but it was obvious that Rebekah had spoken to him about it by the time I got home.

He welcomed be back into his arms and he held me tight, caressing my arms and my back before finally breaking the silence.

"I truly refuse to believe that with the amount of magic in this world, that there is no possible chance of me being able to give you a baby." He whispered and I sniffed.

"You're dead Elijah, your sperm is dead." I mumbled and he ran his fingers through my hair.

"Witches bring people back from the dead, I think they can revive a couple of my swimmers." He chuckled and I let out a half cry/half laugh.

"You really think that?" I whispered and he kissed the side of my face.

"I'm at least going to try." He murmured.

It wasn't really mentioned again for a while so I assumed that it had just been a fleeting idea to calm me down.

That was until I walked into our room and found it covered in candles and rose petals. Elijah was stood in a fresh suit, his hands clasped together with a rose between them.

"What..." I mumbled and he let out a shaky breath.

"I found a witch." He stated and my brows pulled together for a second before the realisation washed over me.

"You did?" I whispered and he nodded. I dropped my bag down and made my way inside, standing in front of him and taking the rose from his hands, placing it down on the vanity. "Are you sure that it'll work?" I asked and his lips twitched.

"There's only one way to find that out." He murmured lowly, his umber eyes bleeding into obsidian.

I reached up to carefully undo his tie, my fingers unloosing the fabric in the way he liked to do it so that it wouldn't stretch or 'fold funny'. I pushed his blazer down his shoulders and rest it over the chair before reaching up to undo each button one by one. I made sure my fingertips brushed over the firm muscle of his chest before pulling the shirt off his arms and onto the chair as well.

My eyes glanced up to his as I loosened his belt, slipping it away from his hips and popping the button on his trousers. He let out a soft sigh through his nose as they dropped down to his ankles and he stepped out of them. I let him take his boxers off whilst I unbuttoned my dress all the way down and slipped my panties off and reached back to get my bra off.

His hand was round my waist, pulling me to bed in a second making me smile and lean back into the mattress as he hovered over me.

"I promise I'll give you a baby, Y/N." He uttered and I felt my heart and lower stomach flutter.

His hands stroked down the length of my body before my thighs were gripped and pushed open. I bit my lip to hold back my grin as his lips worked their way down from the top of my neck to my navel.

"Does this help make the baby?" I whispered with a breathy laugh as his hot breath stimulated my clitoris.

"It might." He murmured with a grin before his tongue licked a strip through my folds before focusing on my clit. My head went back, resting against the pillows and my legs fell open against his hands that gripped my thighs firmly. I looked up at the ceiling through heavy eyes as his tongue swirled perfectly. Heat stroked me so precisely that I was a trembling mess in a matter of seconds. It always amazed me how easily he broke me.

It never took long before my fingers were latched into his hair, ruining the neat appearance he always held and forcing groans to vibrate through my lower body and set fire to my core.

I never received any time to recover before he was cupping my face and lifting my legs, hushing my whine as my leg was stretched over his shoulder.

"Look at me, darling." He murmured but his voice was somehow always clear. I did as he said, my eyes locking with his as I felt him push inside me; stretching and filling me inch my inch until all the air was gone from my lungs.

His lips pushed to mine, filling my mouth with his tongue and teasing mine. "Elijah..." I moaned quietly against him and he pulled away with a groan, looking down at me and kissing my forehead as his hips drew back before pushing forward with force. I let out a sharp breath as he did so, my hands cupping his neck and my nails scratching the back of his head. "Gods..." I whispered and he let out a low hum as he build a steady rhythm to move against me.

"I can't wait to pump you full of my child." He uttered, his eyes swirling with that familiar darkness. I panted with a smile on my lips, feeling my leg strain as he pushed be deeper into the bed and moved quicker. "Feel you milk me of my last drop." He breathed out as his mouth now hovered back over mine, making my skin hotter and hotter. "See you round and swollen..." He grunted, his body stuttering before getting a little rougher.

His grip started to get tighter, his fingertips pressing bruises into the skin of my thigh and hip. The veins starting to scatter beneath his eyes and down his stubbled cheeks. My hands slid round from his neck to feel how they raised against the pads of my thumbs.

"I need you." I whispered and his brows furrowed.

"You have me." He muttered, thrusting particularly hard as if to make a point. "All of me."

"Prove it." I breathed and his blunt nails dug in a little before one of his hands let go and slid down my body to massage my clit so well that I knew that was it for me.

His other hand was round my throat, forcing me to look back at him as his warmth started to fill more and more, one thrust at a time until he stayed completely still above me. His forehead rest against mine, his skin warm on mine as he shifted to kiss my lips.

"I promise you, by the end of the year, you'll be carrying our child and I'll be massaging you until you're perfectly sated." He smiled and I mirrored it as he shifted so that I was laid on top of his firm body. "We should lay for a while...so that it can take." He whispered and I hummed.

"I'd lay with you forever."

"Always, and forever." He corrected softly.

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fill this with what you most associate with your muse in each of these ( some slightly unusual )  categories !

spice: sage weather: sunny with a breeze primary colour: gold colour of the sky: bright blue animal crossing animal: dog or sheep magical power: ?? spontaneously emitting roses and sparkles everywhere? healing I guess if he has magic shoe: riding boots but for modern just comfy sneakers houseplant: fern but also little rose pots blade weapon: sword obvs school subject: literary analysis or whatever the equivalent of English is for him, social sciences social media: maybe follows all his friends’ accounts on whatever platform but doesn’t post much himself makeup product: idk if he’d use anything except moisturizer lol candy: gummies, cotton candy tangible fear: uselessness, abandonment ice cube shape: heart method of long-distance travel: horse? if we’re talking modern then car art style: impressionism historical period: 1950s mythological creature: ?? unicorn? piece of stationery: paper and envelopes with matching rose designs on them three emoji combination: 😊💖✨ celestial body: moon rom com archetype: boy next door/childhood friend

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Continuation of this ask

Bedivere x Arturia - Ship it

What made you ship it?

TBH I was one of those few people who shipped it based on that like 2 second scene at the end of FSN. The Camelot Singularity just reinforced it. A lot came from the original Arthurian legend as well. Bedivere is similarly insanely loyal as he is in the game, and like in Fate lore, he’s been with Arthur longer than most.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

He journeyed so far for so long just to see her smile OH MY GOD BRB IM SOBBING HOLY CRAP CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE—

I’m a sucker for intensely loyal knights and I will always be. ALWAYS.

THE ANGST POTENTIALLLLLL but also THE FLUFF POTENTIALLLL

This man loved his king so bloody intensely. So strongly that his desire to see her survived the test of time. To be loved so much, so unconditionally for a thousand and a half years? Gods, that’s just too much, man. ;-;

And I absolutely adore how much it means to him to remain her knight, even if he tends to be insecure about the limb that he lacks, and how he believes he is nothing special in comparison with everyone else. I love that Arturia recognizes his strength and his worth, even if he himself can’t see it.

THE ENTIRE CONFRONTATION IN THE THRONE ROOM LET ME TELL YOU I WAS CRYING SOOOOO HARD THROUGHOUT THAT IK NIT EVEN KIDDING

THIS, the MINDBREAK Arturia goes through when she tries to remember

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

I think that THIS SHIP NEEDS MORE LOVE AND I REALLY OUGHT TO CONTRIBUTE

All the other answers below cut!

Irisviel x Arturia - Ship It

What made you ship it?

I think I was bound to the moment I watched Fate Zero. When I was younger it was overshadowed by the feels Diarturia brought and not to mention Kiritsugu and Iri but this ship is damn good on its own.

What sold it though, is the argument she and Kiritsugu have in Episode 16, right after the last Saber and Lancer fight. Irisviel, who we all know loves her husband so much, forced Kiritsugu to answer Saber. That’s just how important Arturia was to her.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

I think they both found in each other something they themselves lack. It’s actually kind of funny. Arturia is human, and yet she’s so heavily consumed by her ideals that she doesn’t act like one. Irisviel, on the other hand, is not human, and yet everything that she does and wants to do is exactly that.

Throughout the anime, Being with Iri puts Saber into such mundane, ordinary situations that it teaches her to live. The suits, the escorting, being a passenger instead of a driver, appreciating the water by the seashore, etc. It's like the woman wants to leave her with some appreciation for the world, especially when she herself doesn’t have all that much time left.

On Irisviel’s part, I think she found in Saber the companionship she would have wanted from Kiritsugu during the last few days she remained on the Earth. Arturia had been the perfect knight in shining armor, taking Irisviel around to see the world as much as they could amidst a war. If they’d just had more time, I have no doubt Arturia would have taken Irisviel even more places, you know?

It makes me sad :( but in a good way.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

I’m pretty sure Irisviel would wear the pants in this relationship ya know what I mean? Hahaha

Much as I love this ship, I think that it becomes all the more valuable because of how it ended. To each other, they were this brief, fleeting feeling of happiness. A love that was so short and yet so strong.

Shirou x Arturia - Don't Ship it

Hooooooo boi. Hear me out, mkay ? But this is just my personal opinion so pls no hate

Why don't you ship it?

I’m gonna start out by saying I don’t think I need to, tbh. Hahaha there’s enough content for this ship being fed to us, so my liking it or not is immaterial. But the reason is well...I watched FSN and Shirou x Saber was...not the best thing about it (the best thing about it was the soundtrack omg iconic) Shirou comes off as a bit of a misogynist, and kind of immature, and the whole time it’s like he doesn’t really listen to Arturia at all. Plus, it’s kind of like he just likes her looks at times. The final deciding factor was the date scene. That was just unbearable.

But then I go online and I see all this good stuff about them. And my friend ships them cause they’re canon, right? So, I’m like okay, what if I judged too quickly, let’s play the VN...and I did. And I still didn’t like him with Saber at all. So, I played the next route, watched the next anime, trying to redeem 1st route Shirou as much as I could but it just....didn’t happen. I think I can safely say I tried to like them. I really did. But no.

What would have made you like it?

Removing the misogyny and the immaturity and letting him listen to her. Like he should have.

At no point in their interactions did it feel like they were standing on equal ground, ever. Either he was speaking over her or the opposite. So less of that and a lot more respect.

And when you compare this relationship to what he has with like with his other two love interests, it makes this ship fall completely flat. It’s pretty...bland and honestly kind of shallow. It’s like the story just tells you they’re in love but there’s no answer to why they’re in love. Make him fall in love with her for her without necessarily forcing his need to save everyone on her.

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

I may not like how they got there, but in the end Arturia was able to pass peacefully.

I acknowledge that Shirou was important and made a change in her life.

That ending scene where they meet after so long, NGL is pretty sweet.

A lot of my headcanons happen post-Shirou, so there’s also that.

Archer x Rin -Ship it

What made you ship it?

Tsundere x Cynic has gotta be one of the best dynamics out there.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

His true identity. The fact that she dragged him all the way across space and time to return as her Servant, that’s just bloody fate at work.

The fact that he keeps acknowledging she’s a strong Master despite his later conduct in UBW.

Archer is ridiculously crass and Rin is easily riled up. In the Fifth Holy Grail War, they had the best Master-Servant relationship period. They have this explosive chemistry that just works so well.

When he smiles at her at the end of the route, and you just know that Tohsaka’s gonna be stubborn enough to make sure Shirou doesn’t end up going down the exact same path.

I think it’s sweet that he ends up going along with her whims because he secretly likes housework.

THE PRINCESS CARRY/ CATCH. MAN OH MAN.

Unlike the previous ship mentioned here, these two actually stand on equal ground with each other.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

I don't think it's exactly an unpopular opinion, but I think they really ought to have more official content y'know? Rin is important in every route, and Archer's the actual climax of UBW and also entirely significant across three routes.

Medusa x Sakura - Don't ship it

Why don't you ship it?

Because while journeying through the routes, I always saw Rider as more of a best friend/sort of motherly figure to Sakura.

Or that Rider fulfilled the kind of relationship that she wanted to have with Rin, while Sakura unknowingly filled the void Medusa's sisters left in her life. I thought she was more of a guardian angel really, not a romantic interest. Kind of like how Heracles was to Illya.

What would have made you like it?

If I could maybe forget about the threesome with Shirou and the implied romantic feelings Rider has for him in Ataraxia that would be great.

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

Sakura deserves all the happiness in the world and I really do believe that Rider could fulfill that.

This ship DEFINITELY DEFINITELYYYYYY NEEDS MORE CONTENT

Diarmuid x Cú - Ship it

What made you ship it?

oooh this probably sounds surprising since based on my content you'd think, no i dont ship this BUT I DOOOOOOO (i just happen to hc them as bros more often)

Honestly what did make me ship it is the parallels.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

IMO They have the biggest potential for hurt/comfort amongst all the ships mentioned here.

They can help each other get through their trauma. Their whole relationship would be extremely healing and supportive.

I love that Diarmuid seems to have idolized Cú Chulainn at some point and honestly who wouldn't be honored to stand beside him, no?

They could be up to the funniest shenanigans because Cú is chaos and Diarmuid would absolutely be an enabler because when he isn't angst-ing he's super damn chill.

Bros being bros hahahah...unless?

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

Not really. Maybe that I think Lancer Diar and Cascu would get along better and Saber Diar and Lancer Cu would also get along better but honestly any form is good this ship is good

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Hcs about Faife and Ailill in general?

since i already talked about child faife and ailill  let’s go with them as servants

even though the master is only in need of casters for a specific battle, ailill would negotiate with one of the caster servants to allow him to go in their stead. faife sees ailill in the battlefield and is shocked he’s there. the rest of the casters give him a weird look like “what the fuck are you doing here, rider?” ailill winks at faife and snickers “my best.”

ailill would often request jack and nursery rhyme to be friends with faife, not considering that faife is old now and would prefer hanging out with servants around her age. faife is weirded out. why is she surrounded by children? SHE’S A GODDAMN ADULT

he goes to the kitchen and prepare faife food. she’s not hungry. eating is unnecessary for servants. but does he care? no. kiritsugu gives him weird looks and feels bad for the guy because hey, his daughter suddenly hid from him. #daughterproblems

at times ailill is busy talking to the ADULTS. he hangs around fulltime fathers too like diarmuid and kiritsugu. faife tries to grab his attention but couldn’t. she ends up sending a hoard of butterflies to his face which affects both diar and kiri.

ailill and faife? they actually have a father and daughter bond although rarely. when they cross paths with medb on the corridor, faife immediately hides behind him. she can never look at medb in the eye. medb sees her. ailill makes it worse for faife by pulling her in front of him like “waddup wife! missed our daughter?”

as a warrior, ailill is already formidable. so combined with faife enhancing his abilities, casting spells and using runes for him, they make a dangerous combo. do not fuck with them. never. don’t. don’t do it fam.

they have really deep conversations most of the time. like faife asking what would have happened to ailill in case faife was actually there for him. she doesn’t believe her papa was that bad. none of the children ever did except for maine athramail & finnabair.

THEY ALSO TALK ABOUT AILILL’S FATHER. that’s something he doesn’t even talk about with anyone ever. even medb doesn’t bring it up because she knows it stings. faife talks about rus’ strict but genuinely caring personality. ailill begins to feel odd about it because rus never cared for him. faife tells him she’s glad ailill didn’t turn out to be like him after everything he went through as his son.

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can u write something about damon just being soft and whipped for his girl. just need a damon fluffy fic rn 😩😩

Everything to him

Damon stood with his arms around his girl’s waist as she finished her makeup in the mirror. His chin on top her head as he watched as she layered the romantic red lipstick onto her soft plump lips. He could only hope to have their prints all over him by later that night as she looked herself over.

“You look perfect” he mumbled when she frowned a little and tilted her head. “There’s absolutely nothing I would change, in fact although the makeup has you looking all this much sexier, even without you wear the face of an angel” he purred seeing her lips lift into a smile and her head turn to look at him.

“I’d say flattery gets you no where but it seems to have gotten you rather far as of now” she lifted her arms over his head and round his neck while batting her lashes as him. He pulled her closer so his lips ghosted hers and his eyes dropped at the feeling of her fingers in his hair.

“I only tell the truth to you” he whispered gravelly and she hummed in reply, scratching at his head slowly knowing how it affected him. His eyes shut and pressed his forehead to hers “god I love you” he muttered and her smile grew

“I love you Damon Salvatore” she grinned and he tilted his head slightly to have his lips against hers. He allowed her to take the lead, moving her mouth against his and Brighton’s her other hand up to cup his face as both his hands slid up her back to hold the tops of her arms.

“You’re going to ruin my hair” he muttered and she laughed lightly against his lips before pulling back to look at him, her fingers running through each lock

“I like it messy” she decided before brushing it through with her hands and positioning it in a way that she found suited him best. His eyes glossed over as he watched her loving smile and felt her gentle touches. Her fingertips dances down the back of his neck and round to the front before she adjusted his leather, pulling it tighter on him and wetting her painted lips. Her palms smoothed down his chest, her deep red nails dragging down his black t-shirt before pulling up the hem only to groan at his display of abs. Her thumb tracing his happy trail and stopping at the top of his low-hanging jeans. Her fingers skimming over his belt in a teasing manner.

“Y/n…” he muttered feeling his body getting aroused by her actions “we have a reservation”he reminded, a breath of air leaving him as her hand cupped his crotch through his trousers “baby…” he whispered “you can almost never get a table there”

She sighed and gave him a light squeeze, listened to him grunt and then fixed his shirt and stepped back admiring him “okay…but after…” she pouted and he nodded eagerly

“After you can do anything you want.”

“Anything?”

“Anything.”

She bit her bottom lip gently and held her hand out which he quickly took with a lustful smirk in place.

He kept a hand in hers the whole drive there, only breaking the hold for a second as they got out the car before an arm was back round her hips. She smoothed her cherry coloured dress down, adjusting it to rest a little lower on her thighs as it had ridden up in the car. His gaze dropped to her heels which make a distinct ‘click’ with each step she took. His eyes followed back up her gorgeous legs, along her beautiful figure and back to her face. Watching as she spoke to the waiter at the front who was finding their reservation in the system with a bashful blush on his cheeks as she flashed her pearly white teeth. Damon knew how easy it was to get lost in her charm.

He was barely aware of the world around them as he followed her to their table by the window, overlooking the sunset which was already meeting the stary night sky. Menus were slipped into both their hands and wine glasses filled as though the staff just knew what they would order.

She looked to him with admiration in her eyes and his lips curled up “I can’t believe you managed to book us in here” she whispered and he smiled back

“I can’t believe you almost had us miss our time slot, we only just made it”

“I’m sure I would’ve made up for it”

his mouth formed a lip lifted grin in response and he glanced down to his wine glass “I don’t doubt that, not for even a second” he muttered under his breath and she offered him another award winning smile which consequently brought his own upon his lips.

Her foot slipped out of her heel to leisurely brush along his leg as their food came and they engaged in pointless yet meaningful conversation and ate their meals. And for one of those rare moments, he felt like he was human again. He felt no urges, no lust for blood or chaos, he was calm. Happy.

He loved Y/n in ways he had never explored. Ways he wasn’t sure how to but he did them regardless and if he was doing it wrong, she didn’t tell him. She just helped him feel it, she chose him first and loved him and solely him and it was all he had ever wanted. All he had ever needed.

His mind often wondered at times like this, just listening to her voice and watching her lips move, and then the way her eyes would shine under the light and her hair would bounce over her shoulders as she waved her hands around in unnecessary gestures.

He knew he was smiling like a teenage boy with a crush but he couldn’t help it, even when she stopped talking and just grinned back at him knowingly. Her hand finding his and squeezing gently as their desserts were placed before them.

“If you’d like…we could skip dessert” Damon whispered suggestively making her smile

“Oh but then we’d have wasted our reservation” she sighed and leaned back in her seat, digging into her sweet dish and watching his eyes darken over slightly before he looked down to his food and begrudgingly ate the heavenly portion.

By the time they had both finished, paid and gotten to the door, a horrific amount of rain was bouncing off the ground.

Y/n turned her head to him before swiping the car keys from his hand and dashing for car making him let out a laugh and chase after her, completely forgetting his vampire abilities and just managing to get into the car before she locked it. Both of them looked at each other with large smiles on their faces before each bursting into fits of laughed and flicking their hands at one another to throw rain-water on their faces.

Eventually they got home and Damon had he run his arms, spinning in circles and running for the ridiculously big bathtub so they could soak together in the warmth of both the water and each others arms.

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@mautlie replied to your post:

when u figure it out pls tell me i wanna know how fucked the nordions are. also can lach tell a joke y/n

Ok after thinking about it a bit I do feel like Diarmuid call tell jokes they’re just not very good ones lmfao. He’s more likely to do it with the Tirnanog gang since he’s grown up with them and knows them well but sometimes with other people he’ll just want to try and lighten the mood a little except. He’s not very good at making a funny on the spot. I think also he wants to be careful not to potentially offend people or leave people out of inside jokes. So he’ll joke about something safer like maybe making some horrible pun smiling earnestly the whole time :/

He doesn’t really get sad if people don’t get it but he might feel a bit awkward if they look at him weird after and then say nevermind. If they genuinely don’t get it though he’ll happily explain. Only if they seem confused though not immediately after delivering the joke (squints at Eldie).

For Lachesis I feel like if she’s joking around she’s most likely going to be making jabs at someone thinly disguised as jokes :/ Or she would say that that person IS the joke :/// Though she can tease her friends and family a little sometimes I think in general she’s not one to joke around much. She usually just says what she means anyway so if she’s making “jokes” about someone (ex. “haha Eldie what do you mean the roast pig is missing from the table, Elliot is right there! hohoho”) that means her patience for being “nice” is evaporating quickly and she’s five seconds away from lambasting them in front of the whole gathering and possibly challenging them to a duel. Which would be disastrous for Nordion’s political relations usually so :/ I feel like Eldie had to calm down younger Lachy a lot lmfao.

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Sorry, this is not for the ask game, but more of a genuine question for you au/hc.

You stated that everyone remembers they memories from the grail war/wars.

What do Arty, Emiya and the others think about Ishtar, Parvati/BB, Jaguar Man, Sitonai (although we got Illya there), and Illyasvel/ Other Emiya?

What do they think of rasputin when they see him for the first time?

nw dont be sorry hahah its ok!

Yeah in most of my chaldea aus they keep their memories.

Arturia and EMIYA have a unique relationship in that:

EMIYA hates it, but he gets that he was Shirou, and therefore her master at some point

EMIYA and Arturia were both friends with Rin, Sakura, Illya, and Taiga

Emiya (Assassin) is Obviously Kiritsugu, who was EMIYA's father as well as Arturia's Master

They are the only two in Chaldea (and even in the harem) who know all these faces as being friends and former Masters.

In general, it makes them feel rather melancholy at first, because how can someone have the same face and voice and just...not know who you are? Eventually though, they warm up to the Servants, seeing the qualities that they share with the people they once knew but also recognizing them as different people.

(The one exception here is Muramasa, because it physically hurts Arturia to see 'Shirou' and cause EMIYA can't even look at him. They're working on it, though.)

Sitonai is a special case, because Illya is indeed in there somewhere. EMIYA can't help himself but worry sometimes, so he gets her food pretty often. Eventually, he'll tell her who he is. The full story. Just not yet.

Emiya (Kiritsugu), well. Arturia doesn't try to interact with him, but she can tell he finds her to be familiar in some respect. EMIYA doesn't engage much either, but he volunteers to be out on the field whenever Assassin is. For no particular reason.

Irisviel (Dress of Heaven) made Arturia's heart stop. Waver(Or Gil/Diar since they vaguely know who Irisviel is) had to take her somewhere else to snap her out of it. EMIYA, on the other hand, was promptly introduced to her by a version of Illya as her little brother. awww

Rasputin makes Arturia and EMIYA uneasy. They can't believe he was even permitted to join their ranks in Chaldea, because they're pretty sure they killed him and that Kirei wasn't qualified to be a Servant. They will always be wary of him, no matter how much time passes.

thank you for the ask!