#doing something evil... maybe...

[eddieblrs]

[sunlight-shunlight]

anyway dai solas you will always be famous to me. nothing but respect for my boy who wandered off mid-cutscene in the hinterlands to go help out refugees, is extremely good at Lies Of Omission™️, has a whole spy/agent/informant network of elves who followed him, fervently argues that it's unethical to be happy about killing bandits bc they had lives and loved ones, describes his own temple(?) prison(?) as having "indecipherable" elven writing, has ferocious debates with dorian and iron bull about slavery, set himself on fire once by mistake, and within about a year of his 10000 year lifespan, went from seeing all the world as disposable emotionless husks, to developing actual friendships and even falling in love.

and then! still thought it was necessary to destroy and reset the world! but he would treasure the chance to be wrong again!!

[screwpinecaprice]

Role reversal but because The Long Quiet is constant, it's just him as is in a princess dress. Lol

[analog-television]

the forecast calls for - an 100% chance of deltarune tomorrow !!!

higher res pic of the duo under cut

[bet-on-me-13]

Lex is Vlad reincarnated

So! Lex Luther, the greatest person to ever exist, had recently made a discovery.

A few weeks ago, a Cult of moronic simpletons had managed to kidnap him. Him! All for some stupid Demonic ritual where they sacrifice the wealthiest man they could find in return for something meaningless like "No More Poverty" or "No More Starvation".

He had survived, of course, and was unfortunately save by Supermoron.

But before the Man of Steel had busted in, he overheard something from the Cultists. Apparently they had chosen him for more than just his wealth, there was something more about his Soul that they were after. It felt "Divine", as if he had the soul of a God stuffed in a Mortal's body.

And obviously it must be correct. He was already the most intelligent man in the world, One of the wealthiest, and held more political power than any single man on the planet, so of course "God in disguise" was the next logical addition to that List.

Over the next few weeks he studied and prepared.

He needed to make sure that his efforts would be rewarded, that those Cultists had been correct about him despite their idiocy.

After buying up as many Magical Artifacts as he could related to Identity and Soul, he tested himself on Each and Every One. And Lo and Behold, he is truly a God.

Well, the Reincarnation of One. Apparently this was common in immortal beings such as himself, reincarnating themselves into mortal bodies as a sort of Vacation from their Duties. All he needed to do now was find a way to regain his Memories and Power without dying, and he would truly become a God On Earth.

A few more weeks of Preparation, and he was ready.

Apparently the Manchild of Steel had caught onto his plan in that time. His Ego probably couldn't bear another God living in the same City as himself, so he tried to stop Lex's plans of Ascension. Thankfully, in his research he had discovered his Rival's vulnerability to Magical Attacks, and set up countermeasures for him and his Breakfast Club should they attempt to interfere.

He stepped into the Ritual Circle, and began his Ascension to Godhood.

Try as they might, the League could not foil his plans this time. The Ritual Circle lit up with a sickly green light, and expanded to cover his entire body. The Ritual began to finally complete itself.

He had Won.

...

Oh.

...

Vlad stood at the center of the circle for a few moments. He took in all his Memories of his most recent Life, and Facepalmed so hard he was sure The Badger heard it back in the Realms.

Ten Tousand Years of Therapy specifically to curb his egotistical tendencies, and That is how he decides to spend his most recent Life? Acting as a Billionare Supervillain attacking a well meaning Hero for nothing less than Ego?! He even Cloned them!? Had he learned NOTHING!?!?

"Careful Team, we don't know how powerful he is now." He heard his current Nemesis say.

Oh right...they were still there.

He didn't really feel like explaining everything to them, and he technically still had about 40 years left on his Vacation...

He simply turned his back to them, flew back to his Mansion, turned back into his Human Form, and set about his Day. Maybe he could right a few of the wrongs he had done on this life?

It would certainly throw his current Nemesis for a loop. And while he may not Hate him anymore, he definitely still liked to Mess with him.

Maybe this would be more entertaining than he thought?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I want it back / I drag its dead weight forward.

[starburstsobsessions]

The next part is here, and it's as hopeful and perhaps as evil as it could be!

Previous! Next!

Less yapping to do now, Cat Rob speaks for himself just FINE. To the lab they go, with an ulterior motive of Cat Robotnik and a down and out K9 Stone. Where could this possibly lead???

if anybody has any questions/ideas though totally inbox me because I do LOVE TO YAP

[bananafire11]

TW BUGGY STUFFS

Working on my own tadc horror au... with a side of experimentation stuff cuz i can never truely escape that trope

I need to come up with an actual name for this au

Feedback and/or ideas much appreciated :]

[the-spite-of-a-dandelion]

Silly little nonsense DBDA headcannon, (sorta headcannon? ridiculous hypothetical scenario may be more accurate,) for y'all.

It's to do with the whole, whether or not the boys can float/fly, question I remember seeing floating around a while back. (Cause they can in the comics but don't seem to in the show.)

So, for the purposes of this we'll say that, yes, they could fly, technically, as they are not bound by mortal rules like, ya know, not walking through walls.

But, I might also add that new ghosts don't immediatly fall to the center of the Earth, so, it's probably a little bit about what they imagine they can do from when they were alive. Or, more specifically, what they imagine their surrondings to be and how they should be interacting with them influences how they would instinctivly react, even as ghosts.

So, imagine for me:

Charles and Edwin are on a case. They're interveiwing some magic-shop shopkeeper or other, who can see ghosts, and seems to have a bit of information.

But who is also just really fucking suspicious.

Like, picture this guy as having a swishy black cloak and twirling an evil little moustache, if you must.

The boys go along with it for a while, but after a bit they're like, okay, we know you're definatly evil as fuck.

And Charles goes to bonk him on the head with his cricket bat so they can then go wrap up the case and whatnot.

But before he can, this guy is like, "Ha! You thought I wouldn't be prepared for this exact scenario?" in the most cartoonishly evil voice you can imagine, and then dramatically slams some button on the side of his desk. A game-show-esque buzzer of faliure and defeat going off.

The background music turns to crickets.

When absoultly nothing seems to happen, Chalres and Edwin just stare at the guy.

After a few moments of this shopkeeper villan looking very distressed and confused, he just waves a hand towards the boys.

Charles and Edwin both look down, towards where he waves, at the exact same time to find a trapdoor gaping open directly under their feet.

They look at eachother with a simultanious, "fuck." and immediatly drop down into the depths.

Music resumes.

[delborovic]

Happy 10 Years of The Evil Within!!!

[phoenixmetaphor]

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selkie au - take what the water gave me - part 2-1: drinking game

[part 2-2: drinking game here]

SORRY, i am splitting this part up. i will bomb your dash with like 5 pages at a time, maaaaaybe 6. but this is going to be at least 8 pages. i haven’t quite got the end laid out yet. the good news is pages 5-7 are sketched. the bad news page 5 as like 10 panels on it, wtf.

i told you we’d get to explicitly selkie bits and here we are. i swear one of these is not going to be set in a bar one of these days.

anyway, thanks again to @thebrandywine for the selkie brainrot. mav’s selkie fic [call of the sea, call of the moon] — the thing that inspired this, the second cake — is now being posted! so please check it out.

[SELKIE COMIC PART 1 HERE]

this comic is also on ao3 (requires login)

[xxplastic-cubexx]

erik will genuinely jump at any chance he can to steal charles' last name and be so catty about it i know this for a fact WHAT is his deal

[Magneto (2011)]

[pokimoko]

haunting the narrative -> haunted by the narrative -> haunting the narrative -> haunted by

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Some warm up connverse

[critter-wizard]

ep 43 had me tearing up in a fucking shopping centre ‼️‼️

b+w alt version that I truly couldn't decide if I liked it more . Also I included a lot of thoughts in the tags but they're somewhat incoherent<3

[always-a-joyful-note]

To Be Hero X, the most idol donghua that isn't an idol donghua that there ever was....