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cherry-pop-elf · 1 year ago
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Warming Up The New Client
Fred Weasley x Reader
Sum: Was another one of those little bets you and Fred did. You lost, but you are kinda the biggest winner between the two of you. Especially when one of the Weasley’s business partners come in to discuss important things. Let’s see if he can keep his head straight
Warnings: 18+, cock warming, blow jobs, semi public, kinda cracky because not everything needs to be a porno you gotta laugh, accidental choking, worried boyfriend because whoops this has become a sitcom, after care. Lowkey tho any fic you’ll read from me will have it, unless stated otherwise. HEALTHY AND REALISTIC SEX
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“MR WEATHERBIRD! What are you doing here?!” Fred would panic, as he would force his chair to push into the desk. Was followed by a thump, as your body hit the back of the desk. Hardly any space for you, and his legs, in the confined space.
Why were you under his desk, and between his legs? Well you lost a bet. Was a harmless one. Just those lazy Mondays, at the shop, where you both needed something to help stimulate the day. A bet where it didn’t matter who won or loss, because there weren’t really any losers when the fun is the game.
Your prize for losing was to give the winner a blow job. Nothing too crazy. That is until unaware company arrived. That being a man that the Weasley twins were meant to do business with. Seems like George must have missed the man. Well, he arrived via fire place. George wouldn’t have seen him arrive, unless in the office with you two.
“Is now a bad time, Mr. Weasley? I figured Mondays would work best for you. Tis a joke shop, after all. The slowest day of the week, as your largest income bracket is through the school children. A Monday morning felt the most reliable to arrive.” Damn his logic, that was what Fred thought. He had a point.
“No no! It’s fine, you are right. Just surprise, that’s all. Take a seat. Let’s talk!” He would grin his award winning smile, as you remained stuck in your hiding place. Left with a choice to make. Stop what you are doing, or see how far you could push the button. Well, you married a Weasley. What’s a little bit of risk?
“Wonderful. We have much to discuss.” Boy was this going to be boring. You knew it, Fred knew it, but hey. You are certainly going to make it more enjoyable. Or worse. Either way, it’s gonna be fun.
As the older gentlemen began his garble, you were busy with your own garbling. Letting his cock press into your cheek, as you tried to find a way to move your head. You didn’t want to just keep thumping your head on the wood. That’s not fun at all.
You were shifting your head all over the place, as you tried to get comfortable. Made for your boyfriend to struggle with paying attention to the boring work jargon his business partner was making. Was certainly difficult to make sure he looked like he was listening, and not currently getting sucked off. Certainly difficult indeed, when those freckled cheeks of his were rosey.
“You seem a bit warm, Mr. Weasley. Are you feeling well?” The older gentlemen would ask Fred. Ever the charismatic man he was, he was oh so quick to think on the fly. Lie out of every situation. Such a charming gift to have.
“Fever fudge. You know how my brother and I are. We always self test our products. That way if anyone gets hurt, it’s us. We only ever field test with mostly our siblings. We know how they would react to what we make, but not to strangers. No. We don’t act like it, but we try and keep things safe.” That seemed to win over Mr. Weatherbird. Charmed the man as much as he could charm a gaggle of girls in a quidditch stand.
The devil on your shoulder was going to be the death of you, and him, with what it was whispering to you. Wanting to try and make his facade crack somehow. Just a little bit. Enough to make him sweat under the pressure. Just a little bit. You don’t want to actually put him at risk of anything, but gambling is gambling. Win big, or die trying.
As you finally managed to force Fred’s chair back, you could properly move your head. Made him need to sit awkwardly, to not make it appear that he was pushed back. Didn’t want the man to get suspicious. Seems he wasn’t, as he was busy with papers. Gave Fred time to look down, and see your devious face. Stuffed with his cock. Was so arrousing, you could feel his cock twitch on your tongue. With fresh flavor for you to enjoy.
He would shoot you a glare, only for the man to look back up. Forced him to meet the clients eyes, as to try and act as chill as possible. Never did he think he would want to do paper work right now. Anything to not just cum down your throat. George was the moaner, not him. But you were seeing if they were identical in a few other ways.
That was until Mr. Weatherbird started to lean over the desk. Just trying to be polite, and show him something on the papers. Had Fred quickly slam himself back under the desk. Forced you to take his cock all the way down your throat, and gag on it. Had you cross eyed, and trying so damn hard to not gurgle on it. Guess you weren’t quite enough.
“What was that noise-?” “What noise?” “Sounded like someone was choking….” Fred, ever quick, was able to come up with the perfect lie. A lie melted in truth, to keep the seal on the little secret at hand closed.
“We have a product here called puking pasties. A pastry used to help kids throw up. For one reason or another. Not to mention we have many things that stink so bad you wish to obliviate yourself from the memory. Just kids being kids. George has it under control.” He would brush off the worry, as you tried to find your ability to breathe again.
Was rather difficult, as you were now trapped entirely under the desk this time. How your head was pressed against the desk, and held no way to move your head. Just gagging around his cock, with drool soaking all over your clothes.
The more you tried to steady yourself, the more his cock twitched in your mouth. Feeling your tongue trying to adjust itself. How your throat kept clenching and your lips desperate to move.
Before you could make any other noises, he was quick to wave his wand. Had his gramophone kick to life, and play that loud swing music those twins loved. Nothing like some big band to liven up the scene. Along with hide more of your gagging, and sputtering, in the hopes to finish this meeting.
“That’s better. Now, as we were saying-“ The droning was starting to get to him. All his mind could think about you was choking on his cock. Had him aroused, but also very worried he was hurting you. It’s not hot if it’s not consented on. Was an accident, yes, but he loves you and wants you safe. He had to figure out how to get you out of there, before things get worse.
“Say uh. Mr. Weatherbird, um-“ Wow was it getting harder to talk. Wasn’t helping that you were still scrambling. Your hands reaching into his lap, to try and push him back some. When trying to reach the front of his chair, you got a full grab of your favorite stress toy instead. Had his eyes go cross, for a moment, as he had to bite his lip. Trying so hard, but he wasn’t going to last much longer.
“Oh, I know it’s alot. You are so new to this world of business. I respect it. You two are stars, I can see it. I’ll do my best to help guide you both. You two are already doing so wonderful. Truly business savvy. Your parents must be so proud. Here, I’ll leave these papers for you and your twin to discuss over. Just send an Owl if you have any questions.” He gave a tip of his hat to Fred, as Fred himself did his best to give a flustered nod.
Mr. Weatherbird would give a wave goodbye, and vanished through the fireplace. As soon as he did, Fred pushed himself back. Made for a rather pornographic sight, and sound, as he popped his cock out of your mouth.
You were just covered in your own drool. Face more flustered than his own, with your lips swollen from being stretched for so long. How you were panting hard from the stress of the scene. It was all too much. You were just so perfect in his view. He just had to add to it.
He barely had time to close your eyes, as he leaned back. His cock just spilling his cum all across your face. Across your drool stained chest. You were just covered in so much. You were surprised he even had so much in him. Guess this was some life or death edging, so to speak.
With your breath caught, it was his turn to pant. Just leaning back in his office chair. His body slack, as he was seeing stars. That release was so needed, and so intense. He swore he pulled his back out from it.
“That could have gone better…Or worse. Depends on if we look at this from a positive view or not.” You would joke, as he gave a dry laugh. Happy to know you were ok. You knew he was worried, you could just tell. There was something sweet about it. That even with such heat of the moment he was looking out for you.
You would let him collect himself, as a cleaning charm solved all your problems. You also were polite to help out his dick away for him. After care goes both ways, after all. When he would come back to reality he would take care of you. You knew that. Until then, you’ll make sure he is cared for to.
Once he had his time to no longer sweat himself a new pool, he would pull you into his lap. Just cuddling you. A means of apology, without saying it. You knew he was trying to not have you humiliated. It wasn’t intentional in any way. The way you would play with his hair conveyed it. Both of you using your own silent little love language.
“So….Whens your next meeting?” The fact you asked that made his head spin. You wanted to do that again? That risk? The choking? The fear? The adrenaline? The insanity of it all?
“…….Thursday, after lunch….” He’s a Weasley. They were all adrenaline junkies. That’s just one of the many things that made you love him. Love him, kiss him, and bump your noses together. His adorable bird nose, with yours.
“You are such a minx, and I LOVE it.”
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hello! can you talk more about that vault(?) fic? the one where afo manages to bring his brother’s consciousness into Izuku’s body
Oh I love this fic. Trigger warning for discussion of suicidal thoughts/tendencies.
The premise is that AfO figured out decades ago that One for All likely held a copy of his brother, and that he could get him back if only he could get his hands on that Quirk. Gran Torino made the call that All Might needed to go to America for his own safety because of how desperately all for one was pursuing him, thinking he was trying to kill him before he got strong enough to stand against him. No, he was trying to do to all might what he eventually achieves with Izuku, which is force his brother behind the proverbial wheel.
And the thing is that in his dream world, he doesn’t actually want his brother in someone else’s body. That’s entirely too mobile. Too fragile. His brother can run from him and die again, and All for One wants to foreclose the possibility. He wants a world where he never loses his little brother again.
One for All cannot be taken by force. I know that canon made it more of a battle of wills when it came to this, but I like that rule as more of an absolute. He has absolutely no way to take his little brother by force. The person holding one for all needs to give it to him.
So he realizes he has two options 1) convince the current user to give up one for all, or 2) force his brother’s consciousness to the forefront, keep him safely contained (so fucking vaulted), and then wait him out. His brother is a bleeding heart who is likely to give in so this boy gets his body back. Or, he’ll force him to accept so many regeneration quirks that he’ll never die, and all for one will therefore never lose him, as long as he keeps him contained for his own safety (so so fucking vaulted). Either way, he gets his brother back.
Izuku gets kidnapped from the training camp. His arms are broken to shit from his fight with Muscular, he can barely access any of one for all when his body isn’t shattered, and he’s told, in no uncertain terms, that if he tries anything that Bakugou will be murdered in front of him with excruciating care. Bakugou gets the sales pitch, and Izuku is taken into a back room and strapped to a table.
All for One approaches him. His offer is simple. Give him One for All, and Izuku and Bakugou will live. If he refuses, things will get… extraordinarily painful for him.
Izuku refuses.
All for One doesn’t argue. He just places once hand to Izuku’s face, and there’s an odd sensation like a fish thrashing against a line coming from somewhere deep in his gut. The last thing he remembers is feeling like the fish had been pulled free of the surf.
First doesn’t wake immediately. All for One needs time to repair his new body, and his little brother also always reacted… strongly to things. Prone to irrational fits. Running. Harming himself. He truly was someone who needed to be protected from himself, honestly.
The heroes are coming. They’ll take his brother from him again, just like that horrible whorish vigilante from all those years ago. But All for One has prepared a safe, secure vault for his baby brother to help him with this transition. He knows Yoichi will react poorly. He knows he’ll be upset. He always was so sensitive about things like forcibly occupying a high schooler’s body. But they’ve been apart for two hundred years, and All for One is convinced that they can rebuild with time. This will be good for them. They’ll be happy again, eventually.
The heroes arrive. He arranges for some of twice’s doubles of Dabi and Compress, with the real Spinner, to secure his brother and take him to the vault he prepared for him. He is excruciatingly clear that if they hurt his brother in any way, he will skin them to make tasteless boots. They seem to be operating under the illusion that he is being hyperbolic. He is not. Here is the pattern he will instruct garaki to use when repurposing their husks, and it is fucking ugly. A single rash moment in battle that was definitely, absolutely not his fault deprived him of his baby brother for two hundred years. All for One will not lose him again after searching for this long. They will ensure he escapes this battle unharmed and alive or All for One will ensure that such terms can no longer be used to describe them.
Which is a strong energy to bring to your newly hired villains.
Based on how All for One speaks about his brother with the League, they’re expecting this delicate, sensitive little daffodil who needed to be coddled and may end up all snotty and weepy if he woke up while they were moving him.
First wakes up and immediately tries to kill every single person in the room including himself.
The last thing he remembers is what he thought was a very successful sacrifice play that ensured his husband and the rest of the resistance escaped and him succumbing to bittersweet death in his brother’s arms. Like, it was very dramatic. He promised his brother that he wouldn’t haunt him because no part of him would ever pick to stay by his side. Really pulled it all out for this one. Everything goes black with damning finality and then suddenly he is awake and In A Place. First is used to suddenly being In A Place. It is a universally bad thing for him. His brother is a fucking asshole kidnapper who has no respect for personal boundaries or autonomy or First telling him to his face to go fuck himself and usually if he wakes up and is In A Place, then his brother is the reason. His husband doesn’t pull this shit. He is considerate and sensitive to First’s instinctive distrust of Places. First gets to decide if he wants to be in a Place when his husband’s involved. Even if he had no choice, even if First passed out and he had to get him to safety, he’d be there or someone First knew would be there when First woke up, instead of these…
Literal clowns?
They’re dressed like fucking idiots. He doesn’t recognize them. Definitely not part of the resistance. Based on the Everything Else happening, he assumes they’re a new batch of the goons that his brother goes through like fucking disposable razors. Goons styled by colorblind clowns and possibly a ninja turtle enthusiast?
There’s a mirror. Now there was a mirror. Obviously these guys were not using it. First lashes out and breaks it with his own fist. He grabs the biggest shard and slams it into Compress’s neck. Clown #1 dissolves into a puddle of boiling black shadow
Spinner, was not expecting this energy: WHAT THE FUCK
They are surprised. This is good for First. He is also surprised but knows better than to let that stop him. He uses the opportunity to stab the one with the shitty fucking Matrix coat in the eye. He also dissolves into boiling black shadow.
Spinner, backpedaling hard: oh fuck no no no I’m real—
First does not see why this would stop him. Like. He is sort of trying to kill his brother’s men here. That’s like. Implicit in the war thing they’ve got going on. He goes for the eye again.
Spinner does not feel this is a safe environment for him to be in, suddenly.
All for one’s gentle soul and fragile disposition baby brother has a weapon and a willingness to kill. Spinner feels he was not adequately briefed on the situation. He is the only one who is not a copy. He can be killed for real. And he will be turned into a pair of ugly fucking boots if he hurts a single hair on this kid’s psychotic little head. Spinner does what he feels is his only option and flees the scene.
First was not expecting this but will take it. He gets off the table so he can get the fuck out of here.
Huh. That feels. Weird.
He feels like absolute shit, which isn’t a shock. But his body just feels weirdly different. Like everything’s been taken out and put back together incorrectly. He feels. Shorter?
First chalks it up to the disorientation of whatever the fuck his brother did to him. But there’s a window to escape with and it’s closing. Time to get the fuck out of here.
The way he sees it, he’s got some very limited options. He can escape, find his husband and the rest of the gang, and go back to trying to tear down his brother’s operation through blood, sweat, and tears. Or, he can try to escape and fail, in which case he needs to kill himself while he still can.
He just. He can’t go back in the vault.
He knows his brother wants him back in there. He spent like ten years in there the first time. He cannot end up back in there and just hope that his husband is alive and that he’ll find him again and save him again and that he won’t spend another fucking decade staring at walls. His brother kept him alive against his will the first time and he’ll do it again.
He made it clear to Kudo before they got married. He just couldn’t do it. If he had to pick between dying and being recaptured with a hope of rescue, he was picking dying. He is more scared of going back into that vault than he is of anything else in the world.
He makes it outside. It’s chaos. He doesn’t recognize the city. He doesn’t recognize any of the people.
There’s a man there, fighting what appears to be his brother in some kind of fuck off ugly metal helmet thing. The man is tall, and he is golden, and he is dressed like the heroes from his comic books, which gives First pause, because he thought that only their resistance had started going for the comic book motif, and none of them looked like that. Their outfits looked like Red Dawn meets the dumpster behind a Spirit Halloween.
This man looks like a real superhero.
And that’s his fucking opening right there. Superman got a blonde dye job, moved to Japan, and was punching his brother in his dumb fucking steampunk headpiece that he now wears for some reason. That’s a fucking great distraction that First can now use to fuck right off and find his husband. No vaulting him today, no siree.
He can’t explain it. It’s like muscle memory. He sees his brother gear up to strike the man, and his body moves before he can think about it. He doesn’t even realize what he’s done until he’s already slammed his foot into his brother’s kneecap.
Oh. So. That’s different.
Using One for All now is sort of like finding out your Razor scooter got upgraded to an F-22 Raptor. He barely used any of it and he feels like he just feels like he did the superpower equivalent of huffing cocaine. What the fuck happened to it?
But he doesn’t have time to inspect that. He hasn’t been this close to his brother since he escaped the vault. He’s only seen him in the distance, once or twice, during close calls. And, you know, when he thought he was dying in his brother’s arms what feels like minutes ago, but he’s not counting that.
First, looking at his grunge fucking darth Vader headset: *flat as a board* oh no what ever could have happened
All for One: you’re awake
All Might, also here: my boy thank god you’re okay
First, ignoring the Superman cosplayer, really, really hoping his husband did that: does it hurt. It looks like it hurts.
All for one, taking a step towards him: you shouldn’t be up so soon
First, immediately putting his mirror shard to his own throat: dont fucking come near me
First feels weird. His voice sounds weird. He doesn’t recognize anything. And he’s really thinking he should have run when he had the chance.
His brother does that thing he fucking hates. That thing where he acts like First is a lunatic on a ledge and he’s the saint trying to coax him down. It was always like that with him. His brother acted like First was crazy and needed to be placated and confined for his own safety. And anything, anything he did got that treatment. He doesn’t like his brother fucking killing people and wants him to stop? First is just irrational. emotionally unstable. He doesn’t want to stay with him? It’s because of his Problems. He tries to kill himself after years of isolation and, and having nothing? Just the proof his brother needed that First was an mentally unwell danger to himself.
All for One tells him to put down the shard. He’s just disoriented still. He needs to rest. He needs to calm down. If he just goes with his men, they’ll take him somewhere safe, and they can talk about thi—
They’ll lock him in a fucking bank vault. No thanks. If he takes a single fucking step towards him, First is slitting his own throat.
All Might is confused. He doesn’t know why they’re acting like this. But his priority is getting Izuku the fuck out of dodge. He begs Izuku to run while he covers him. Everything is all right now. He’s here.
First:
First:
First: okay I’ll bite who the fuck is this guy
All Might, in dawning horror: Izuku?
First, squinting: who?
He must not have realized yet. All for One was hoping he could explain everything to him in… better circumstances, but he guesses not.
Yoichi has a mirror shard. Perhaps he should look at whose throat he’s holding it against he does something he can’t take back.
First looks in the mirror shard. Some random fucking kid stares back. He drops it in shock and it shatters on the ground.
What the fuck. What the fuck.
It’ll be an adjustment. All for One knows that. It’s—it’s been a very long time since they’ve been together. Longer than he thinks. Things will be different now, but they’ll be better. They can finally be together again—
What the fuck did he do. Is this. Did he put him in someone else? Who—Whose fucking body is this
All for One promises him that he was nobody. Nothing. He wasn’t important. And first just. Laughs. All this goddamn time and his brother still couldn’t get that whoever he is was important. They all had been important to First. That’s why he couldn’t fucking stand to stay with his brother.
And all mights just. Despondent. No. No, he couldn’t have—
First is so fucking sorry. He is so fucking sorry.
All for one insists it doesn’t matter. He got him back. All this time, and he finally got him back, and that is all that matters now.
First asks him how long it’s been. And all for one tells him that he lost him two hundred and thirty nine years, seven months, and eighteen days ago. He has missed him for every moment.
He knows how it ended between them. He knows. But it will be different this time. All those people who forced themselves between them are gone. They can be happy again—
First wants to know how he died.
All for One doesn’t need to ask who he means. He knows. That stupid, asinine, brother-stealing bastard from all those years ago. He always suspected that something happened between them. In those months his brother was being kept from him, he caught sight of them, once or twice. There were a few scant moments that made him wonder. A clip of panic in his brother’s voice when he called that bastard’s name that seemed too personal for comfort. Second letting his hand linger at the small of his brother’s back. He never could confirm it, but doubts lingered
All for One tells him that Second killed himself two weeks after First’s death.
First, immediately: you are such a fucking liar
All for One: he deserved it
First: you’re PSYCHOTIC
All for One: he took you from me
First: I LEFT YOU
All might, the other heroes, the fucking news, wondering what the fuck is going on: …
First is straying dangerously close to a panic attack. He’s in some random fucking kid’s body. This kid’s dad(?) is here and he is dressed like a fucking idiot and that feels really mean to think considering First is possessing his child. He admittedly regrets thinking that. It is two hundred years in the future and everyone First loves is dead. His husband is dead. His brother is still alive and he has not changed at all, thereby proving that he can and will keep this up forever and he will never ever fucking change or let First go. Actual, literal death was apparently not enough to save him from his brother.
And then All for One does that thing again. That fucking soothing placating voice bullshit that makes First feel fucking insane and he’s not crazy he’s not he swears he’s not. He’s not crazy or unstable for being upset that his brother put him in a boy.
It’s not going to be fucking different. It’s not going to be fucking better. He’s unhinged. First wants nothing to do with him. God, fuck, why can’t he ever get that? It is not that First is unstable or that other people got between them or turned first against him or however the fuck he lies to himself. First hates him—
All Might Detroit Smashes.
He’s just. He’s at his limit. His boy is not his boy. He needs his boy to be his boy again. All for one is right fucking there and entirely too close to his boy who is not his boy but who will be his boy again because All Might will move heaven and earth to get Izuku back. Detroit fucking smash.
Things get very tense after that.
First tries to help. He has no idea what the fuck is up with this Quirk but he’s a very dirty fighter who is willing to bite. All Might insists that First get to safety while he holds all for one off. First tells him that he’s not exactly doing hot on his own. he’s like. Literally turning to smoke. And he knows his brother—
All Might tells him that this is not for his sake. That’s his boy’s body. Please.
There are. Random fucking children soaring over head? Another child flying to them on handheld explosions? God, what the fuck is the future. And First thought his time period was weird.
They’re screaming at him to take their hand. And All Might begs him to take it.
First jumps.
The kids turn into another agonizing moment in what First is rapidly realizing is just his life now.
They touch down, and these kids hug him like he’s their world. They call him Midoriya and they ask him what happened back there and they never let go of him, not even for a moment. There’s a boy with red and white hair split right down the middle, and no one even bats an eye at that, even though in First’s time that would have been enough to get him killed in the middle of the city square, depending on the city. First’s hair had him on thin fucking ice more often than not and he could have just been like. Albino. One of these kids has fucking engines in his legs. Are engines in legs a thing now. First doesn’t remember seeing that in his time.
The kid with red and white hair never lets go of his hand.
And all he can tell them is that he’s sorry.
He ends up in a random, shitty, deserted ramen shop out of the way with these kids and the atmosphere is fucking tense. If he is not Midoriya and that is not his body then Todoroki wants him fucking out of it. They all do but Todoroki specifically is bringing an Energy. Where the fuck is Midoriya.
And First doesn’t know. He doesn’t know who this kid is. He doesn’t know what his brother did. Last he remembers, it was two hundred years ago and he was fucking dying. He woke up after it was already done.
Look. He. He cannot possibly be more sorry this happened. He’s going to try to find out what happened to their friend? Brother? Collective boyfriend? He doesn’t know, this is just an incredibly strong energy right now. He’s going for try to figure out what his brother did to him. If there is any way to give him his body back, First will do it.
But he needs to make tracks for right now. His brother is going to be after him.
It was on the news, playing in the corner of this ramen shop. All Might won, but it cost him everything, and all for one still escapes in the end. Some guy with a teleportation quirk gets him out of there while the other heroes are detaining him.
First needs distance to stay clear of his brother, and he needs distance to have an absolutely nuclear grade crash out, though he does not say the second part out loud.
First knows himself. He can admit that he was a very self destructive person, but only when he is feeling particularly self destructive, because it feels too much like admitting his brother was right about him.
They were sort of locked in a vicious cycle. His brother controlled every single aspect of his life and First started self destructing because it was the only control he had in his life. His brother then used his self destructive tendencies as proof that first needed to be protected from himself, and then he controlled him more, which made First more desperate, which made him more self destructive, which made his brother control him more. It was all very chicken and egg of them.
He was reckless. He had suicidal tendencies directly correlating to his ability to open the door of whatever room he is in at any given moment. He goes very south very quickly if he feels trapped. He was an asthmatic smoker in shitty post societal collapse Japan where he had no reliable source of inhalers. He took his first run at vigilante justice when he first escaped his brother and he was like a buck ten soaking wet and had no special powers and was very physically below average and it involved a lot of hitting people with pipes in shady back alleys and culminated in him getting shot in the fucking chest and his brother finally catching up to him and putting him in a fucking vault for ten agonizing years “because look at what happens when you’re on your own, you end up homeless and shot, this is for your own good”
First is, frankly, horrifyingly self aware of the fact that he would have killed himself in a flame out in like two weeks max post-vault had it not been for Kudo. He doesn’t like this about himself. But he is aware of it.
His husband is not an option right now. His husband is dead. He was alive an hour ago, and now he’s been dead for two hundred years.
They’re all dead. His husband. Bruce. Their entire team. His brother probably fucking murdered them horribly and if First ever confronts him on it he’s going to act like First needs to get over it because it was so long ago
But it wasn’t long ago for First. It was an hour ago. They were alive an hour ago. Two hours ago? He hadn’t even realized that his brother had found him. He was happy. They were all together, First and his husband and Bruce. They were laughing about something. He can’t remember what. He forgot in the panic. It was the last time he ever heard them laugh and he can’t fucking remember what it was.
First needs to get the fuck out of here.
He cannot launch himself into a self destructive spiral. He cannot. This isn’t his body. This is some kid’s body, and he’s obviously very loved based on how much everyone fucking hates first for this.
So he just needs space. He always does better when he knows he can get space. He gets worse when he feels like a rat in a cage. He just needs to get space, and breathe, and then maybe he’ll figure out how to stop feeling like the universe ended around him and forgot to take him with it. It blinked into nothing and he’s left suspended in this sucking, agonizing void of nothing.
His husband was alive an hour ago, and now he’s been dead for two hundred years, and First is used to losing everything so he doesn’t know why he isn’t any better at it by now. It hurts so goddamn much every time.
He just needs a minute. He just needs to cry, and break down, but not the kind of breakdown that ended up with all those wanted posters of him that made him look like the unabomber. He needs to get the fuck out of here. He’ll—fuck, with any luck, he will never see these kids again. He’ll figure out how to make this kid’s life his own problem again and the kid will see them around. First is out of here.
It is then that he realizes those sirens were coming their way.
Huh. Did they. Call the police on him?
He sort of. Huh. He sort of forgot they could do that.
First was in shitty post societal collapse Japan an hour ago. Police stopped being an option when he was like, fuck, sixteen or so? Hard to remember, what with how the crippling stress and hopeless depression and also his brother secretly fucking with him with a weird psychic quirk in an attempt to “improve their relationship” sort of ate holes in his own memory. Very fuzzy about his own life at times. Police haven’t been an option for a long time, is the moral of the story. And he. Huh. Sort of forgot that they could do that. He’s honestly impressed at the foresight that would have taken them. They really called the cops on him in advance?
Iida, blustering: no, don’t be ridiculous, we didn’t—
Todoroki, vitriolic: yes
That is NOT his fucking body and he needed to get the fuck OUT of it. And since it’s not his fucking body then if he walks off with it Todoroki is treating this like another kidnapping and he is not fucking around after the last one. Which is exactly what he told Mr. Aizawa while texting him under the table to send fucking swat because no one was going anywhere until this shit was fixed
Aizawa has had a long fucking day. He had to be airlifted here to find his fucking students. Midoriya is apparently possessed. The Symbol of Peace has fallen. His fucking students went rogue and ran an illegal rescue mission in the middle of a goddamn war zone. And Todoroki Shouto just sent him his location with a phone book of information that can all be boiled down to “I need you to get this guy out of Midoriya’s body right fucking now.”
He sends himself. He sends police backup. He sends EMTs. The HPSC sends Hawks, who is existentially exhausted.
First needs a fucking cigarette that he can’t have because this isn’t his body.
Todoroki, the second he gets out of the car: *jabbing a finger at First* there he is sensei erase him
First: *laborious sigh*
Aizawa:
Aizawa:
Aizawa: give me a second to catch up
Aizawa cannot just fucking erase him. He wishes it was as easy as simply erasing him. This doesn’t work like that. He could have erased whatever Quirk All for One used on him while it was happening. But all for one (fucking hopefully) is nowhere near them and isn’t like, actively projecting his brother into Midoriya. His brother is just there now. Aizawa’s quirk is just a pause button. They need to hit rewind.
Todoroki thinks they should try it anyway just to cover their bases.
First eyes the incoming cop cars. Yep, a lot of them. And more adults dressed like fucking cartoon characters. He is plagued by the suspicion that this is his fault.
He asks to clarify that this all means that they will not let him bounce.
Todoroki, advancing on him: you are not taking that body anywhere you son of a bitch
Iida: *has to hold him back*
Hawks is tired. He is eyeing the intolerable amount of camera phones recording this from the edge of the police line. He claps. He says they should take this somewhere private. First looks at him with a withering exhaustion and asks him why he’s dressed like a fucking boy band member. Hawks says that everyone needs to find a car and get in it.
First ends up in room with Aizawa, Hawks, some weird talking bear-rat(?), a guy actively on fire, an old man, and a collection of other people who dress like fucking wizards. Wizards with bad taste. And, hauntingly enough, a completely normal man wearing a trench coat and a tasteful hat. This horrifies first, because it means that dressing like a normal fucking person is still acceptable in the future and all of these other outfits are choices. First is again tormented by the suspicion that this is his fault.
The kids are gone. They were not allowed to come in for many reasons, including how Todoroki kept trying to start shit with him. First feels like he’s appearing before a fucking wizard counsel.
This admittedly reminds him of being rescued from his fuck ass brother’s vault and meeting with the resistance leaders for the first time. He recognizes this bit. These are the people who have assembled to fight his brother who are seeking to combine their collective pools of information. First is, however, a naturally unhelpful person, so he’s gonna let them go first.
They do not say anything. Fine. Okay. He actually has a question.
Why do these kid’s bones fucking suck?
No one was really expecting that question.
First is really not trying to complain about the body he is occupying against everyone’s will including his own. He is neither a beggar nor a chooser and is sensitive to the fact that some of them knew him. He asks this out of growing concern. From the bottom of his heart: What the fuck. Does this kid have extremely early on set arthritis or something? First legitimately thought this was some underlying injury he didn’t know about or a side effect of whatever his brother did but the longer it’s gone on the more he’s started to suspect that this kid just walks around like this. He has constant, chronic, and unbearable pain. Please know this about him and put him on some kind of industrial grade pain killer when he’s no longer possessed. Actually please tell first that they already knew about this and that he was already was because this is legitimately terrible and he’s hoping this kid wasn’t walking through life like this.
Aizawa was not aware. He is now. He’ll address it with Midoriya when he returns. It’s not surprising. First should actually be aware that Midoriya’s body suffers severe backlash when his quirk is used. So first should refrain from using it and damaging his student’s body further while he’s in control.
Oh. That was his next question. Why the fuck does this kid have his Quirk?
It’s definitely his. It feels exactly the same, just… dialed up by a million. Like the same song being played on the radio versus played over concert speakers. But it doesn’t make sense that he has it again. First gave it away before he died. Even if his brother somehow brought back his Quirk with him, he shouldn’t have it—
Wow, lot of blanks stares. First reevaluates what’s happening. You people don’t know anything do you.
Okay, how about everyone else tells him what they think is happening right now. First still needs to decide how honest he is going to be.
Bear-rat man cuts in to say that on that note, he believes protocol dictates this meeting be postponed. All Might is the designated lead on this case, and much of the information is obviously confidential. It shouldn’t be discussed or disclosed further without him there to… moderate.
First decides the bear rat definitely fucking knows what’s up.
The other heroes are like. Fuck that. what the fuck just happened. Who the fuck was that guy. How the fuck did he have multiple quirks. A city ward is destroyed do they get that. Kamino ward was leveled in large part by this fucking fight. They were so outclassed it wasn’t even funny and they feel like they got sent in blind. Did all might know about that fucking guy before they went in
In the end, it turns out to be a nonissue. All might forces his way into the meeting against medical advice. He is still sort of bleeding. An extremely disgruntled doctor followed him from the hospital and is trying to reapply gauze with great distress.
All Might ignores everyone. He just looks at First. He asks him if Izuku is still in there.
First wishes he fucking knew the answer to that. This kid was obviously loved, based on how fucking angry everyone is at him. And he wishes. Fuck. He wishes his bullshit with his brother hadn’t ruined another host of lives.
He really is sorry, for what it’s worth. And don’t worry. He already knows it’s not worth anything.
First is going to try to get his kid back. He just… is a bit dry on ideas about how to do that in the instant moment.
First knows the look of a man who knows exactly how far his brother will go. This is the guy who has been after his brother. He asks All Might if they’re doing this here or getting a room.
The heroes are empathic that they’re doing this here, except for Aizawa, who is emphatic that they are getting a room that he will also be in. He needs to know whatever secrets these are for his student’s sake but no one else can know them until he decides it’s safe for his student. It is not a popular stance.
All Might doesn’t care. The secret of All for One is out, and the secret of one for all is so compromised already… and it’s going to get worse from here, based on what he’s heard. If All for One recovers, he will be increasingly aggressive from this point forward. He’s going to come looking for his younger brother. Is that right?
First laughs. It isn’t funny. Yeah. Yeah, he’s gonna start razing cities to the ground the second he manages to patch together enough lung tissue back together to take a full breath.
Nice work on that one, by the way. Really. He means it. And was the helmet All Might’s work too? Impressive. Did more damage to his brother than First ever managed.
The secret of one for all cannot become public. But all might can no longer help in the fight against all for one. Yagi won’t recover from this. Responsibility will fall to the people in this room. So it’s only right they know what’s happening.
Aizawa has to be restrained.
He’s furious. Yagi gave a two hundred year old power of apocalyptic potential to a fucking fifteen year old and now that fifteen year old is fucking possessed. He broke all of his fucking bones with that power. He broke all of them. And he didn’t tell Aizawa anything.
Yagi could not care less about anything happening around him. He cares about Izuku. Thats his boy. He can’t have been too late. There has to be a way to get him back.
Maybe. First doesn’t have a clue. He just woke up like this. He doesn’t know if his brother buried the kid or just.. scooped him out. Like evicting a fish from a tank. He doesn’t know where Izuku went.
Yagi tells him that he didn’t know. He didn’t know that all for one was still alive, and he didn’t know he’d do this to Izuku. He wouldn’t have—he’d have done better, if he had known.
Gran Torino blames himself. He should have known.
Gran Torino had the dubious honor of bridging the gap between seventh and eighth when it came to managing all for one. After Nana’s death, but before Yagi was grown.
All for One tore the country apart looking for who had inherited the Quirk. He had been desperate to find them.
At the time, Gran Torino had thought it was a bit strange. He figured he wanted to kill Yagi before he became a threat, but. All for one wanted the next One for All alive.
There was nothing official about Nana’s tie to the boy, and they had been careful when they met with him. Yagi was one face in a crowd, and All for One spent years spinning his wheels tearing through Nana’s old allies.
All for one once became convinced that nana had passed it to one of their old buddies. He went after him, but before he could capture him or Gran Torino could warn him, some two-bit villain looking to collect on the bounty killed him.
All for one had him vivisected for it, then floated the video of it through the criminal underground to make a point of what happened to people who showed initiative with All for One’s marks. If he wanted someone alive, they’d better be fucking alive.
Gran Torino forced Yagi on a plane to America after that. It shook him too badly. He was barely holding it together, and there Yagi was just bleeding grief over Nana, Gran Torino knows he did a shit job at helping him through it. Yagi kept trying to help. He wanted justice for what All for One did to his mentor. And Gran Torino was so terrified of fucking up the last thing nana left to him that he just… came down on Yagi like a sack of bricks for it. He shouldn’t have. He knows it hurt their relationship.
He should have realized back then that this was about more than neutralizing a threat. All for One was acting too oddly after that. He was too desperate. And it makes sense now, knowing that he was searching for his brother. One for All was his link to getting him back. If the Quirk was lost, his brother finally slipped from his grasp.
The meeting devolves quickly.
First is on edge. The more this goes on, the more he’s certain that he’s not going to be free to leave at the end. They’ll be nice about it, sure. They’ll say it’s for his protection. His brother loved that line himself.
He’s boiling in anxiety over it and trying not to show it. He hasn’t had the time to process anything that happened or his grief over losing all his loved ones. And he was kind of an abrasive person in life, frankly? He was physically pretty weak and spent most of his life under someone’s thumb. Verbally lashing out is one of the few ways he could push back.
He can tell the heroes are sort of disappointed by him.
The bullshit he and Kudo and Bruce and the rest pulled to fuck with his brother, apparently, turned into the model for a society. He doesn’t know. It wasn’t ever supposed to become this. They didn’t even think of themselves as superheroes, really.
They started just. Putting little fucking flares on their outfits. Doing some more visible, showy rescues of random people. Thats it. It wasn’t. It wasn’t a full super hero thing.
A lot of it was to fuck with all for one. First knew how to get under his brother’s skin. And his brother hated superhero comics. He thought that they were ridiculous. He thought they were impractical. He thought they gave First too many bad ideas.
But it was also a bit of a PR move? Society fucking sucked when he was alive. There barely was a society. Japan had dissolved into a fractured mess. They were basically living in fucking city states by the end of it.
People were afraid. They didn’t have anything to rally around or trust. They didn’t have a government they could really rely on.
Superheroes were just a familiar image they could use as a reference point. Comic books, manga, the fucking marvel movies that blew up right before it all went to shit—people recognized superheroes from them. They could use that familiarity to build trust and support.
Apparently the PR campaign did too well, because he’s getting the impression that they viewed the first heroes as these upstanding, reasoned forces of justice and first is just a some guy with a bit of a foul mouth trapped in a kid’s body.
It just. He’s not his best self in that meeting. At one point he asks endeavor if his flame mustache is involuntary or if he’s just compensating for something. It. Is not taken well.
First does recognize that his emotions are more unstable than usual. He assumed it was a side effect, and then he has a horrifying realization
First, stopping dead: is this kid in puberty right now
Aizawa: … I assume so
First, burying his face in his hands: oh my god
Aizawa: are you okay
First: i had a fully developed brain this morning and now I’ve got the cognitive skills of a toddler. You don’t think you can feel when you don’t have a fully developed frontal lobe but you totally can. No I am not okay. I thought I was concussed. Oh my god I feel like I just got downgraded from windows 10 to windows 1.
Aizawa:
First: I think it’s only fair to warn you I think I’m like 900% more impulsive now and I was already very impulsive before this
The meeting ends. Hawks tells First that they have a safe house for him. He’ll be safe from his brother there. Hawks will escort him personally.
Ah, first thinks. This is not an optional activity.
He’s very cooperative. He gets in the car. He makes a few nervous comments about his brother and if he’ll be able to find him at the safe house.
He then brute forces open the locked car door and flings this kid’s mortal body out of it at 75 mph before fucking off into the night.
WHAT FIRST IS DOING:
It was an impulse move okay he warned them he was more impulsive than usual okay if anything this is on them
WHAT FIRST IS ALSO DOING:
He’s not doing captivity okay he’s just not. These guys suck and he’s not staying with them. He doesn’t trust them and he won’t do it
He has a loose set of priorities. The number one priority is getting this kid back in his own fucking body. He doesn’t actually trust those guys to make that their priority.
Okay like. He trusts some of them to prioritize that. Guy who fucked up his brother and keeps looking at him like he’s gonna cry, sure, this kid is his priority. The kid’s really angry teacher. Whoever that red and white kid with all the aggression was.
He doesn’t fucking know about the rest. But he’s pretty good at reading the writing on the wall. His brother just permanently injured their main fighter. This kid’s body holds that guy’s Quirk. Out of the two of them, one of them is all for one’s brother who has insider information on him, who has an emotional advantage, and who has experience fighting him. Meanwhile the original kid has been doing this for like four months and has chronic bone pain.
He’s the more strategic option. But he’s not going to fucking abscond with this kid’s body. Like, yes, admittedly that’s what he’s doing right now, but it’s so he has better odds of ultimately getting the kid back. He doesn’t trust those guys to do the right thing so he needs to fuck off and stay free long enough to get the fuck out of this kids body and go back to being dead.
This is frankly very long already so a more loose outline of the rest:
Throughout this all there are flashbacks to first growing up at the dawn of quirks. Except they’re not flashbacks. They’re Izuku, trapped in the depths of First’s memory.
First is in a diner with his brother, before it really went to shit. Before society completely dissolved and before he ran the first time and before his brother locked him up. They were fighting, like they always were now. His brother stomped off to the bathroom. A man sits down in the booth across.
But it’s too soon. He’s not supposed to meet him yet. This isn’t how it went.
All the patrons are frozen around them. You can’t change memories, after all, and this isn’t how it went. Second didnt meet First until the vault, more than a decade later. But this isn’t really the past, and he’s not First. He’s Nine. And he needs to concentrate on what Second is telling him.
Existing in One for All is wonky. It just collects everything. It’s a wad of gum stick to the bottom of your shoe picking up dirt with each step. Every memory, every feeling, every person who’s ever imprinted on it is still in here. And it’s all mixed together and it’s easy to get lost in the memories.
It’s hard to navigate. You have to fight to maintain a sense of self. Imagine every person is a glass of water. One for all has nine of them all dumped in the same bucket. It’s so easy to get confused, and it’s slippery to navigate. If you think of something, you risk getting sucked to the memory and slipping back into it. You forget it already happened. You live it all again. A lot of them just get trapped in a loop when they die and join the rest. Third thought his life was flashing before his eyes until first and second found him and pulled him out of it.
First was better at navigating it than the rest. He had the most practice. But he’s not an option for obvious reasons. Nine needs to focus now. He needs to remember who he is. They need to get out of the memory before Nine forgets again. What’s his name? No, he’s not Yoichi. He needs to remember his nam—
His brother calls his name. And First is sitting in the booth alone.
All for One just fucking tossed Izuku’s consciousness into the collective. He could have been in any of millions of moments that any of them lived. It was like trying to find a specific pebble thrown in a fucking ocean. The past users just started combing through everything trying to find him so they could get him back in charge of his body.
Third falls on the fucking grenade that is searching through all the memories of First and Second being disgusting together. Someone has to, and Second fucked off to go do whatever the moment he realized what All for One had done. Second has been. Not okay. He wants his fucking husband back.
First and Second were so goddamn repressed about it the first time around that Third honestly didn’t know what he was going to walk into. Watching them dance around each other was like watching two aliens who learned how to be human exclusively from bbc period pieces try to imitate human courtship. He had no idea what the fuck they were doing in the moment. He asked second one time if there was anything going on that he wanted to talk about and Second responded with a singular and unyielding “No.” and you know what? Third was fine with that answer.
Whatever the case Nine is like five years old and Third cannot have him personally living Third’s idiots reenacting the hand flex scene from pride & prejudice 2005 on infinite goddamn loop. He cannot even begin to conceptualize the developmental damage that would do to him. Second took off in a fit of manful emotion before Third could force him to go search the memories of those repressed fucking finger grazes before the memory of their bullshit did permanent damage to this kid’s ability to form relationships or experience healthy emotions. Oh okay. No it’s fine Third can do it.
Third always joked that those two assholes could have either never gotten past charged eye contact and suffocating tension or they could have fully gotten married and simply never told anyone. He still somehow did not genuinely expect that they got fully married and never told anyone. What the fuck guys.
Okay so they didn’t legally get married but laws had an iffy relationship with “existing” when they were alive so it wasn’t so much an option. Also they were both considered terrorists by the majority of the people claiming to be the Japanese government back then so legal marriage wasn’t so much an option. But still he did not expect to stumble on a memory of those assholes deciding that they were married and doing their own private vows thing which they did not invite Third to. He was like their only friend. Come on guys.
Admittedly he sort of gets it? Like. He doesn’t. That’s actually insane. But he also knows First and Second are so fundamentally fucked in the heads that he can kind of see how they got to that point. Both of them lived like they were in deep cover hiding from their own fucking lives. They played things so close to the vest that they had fused with the vest. He wishes they lived in a time where therapy was an option because no one has ever needed it more than those two.
First once told him, in a profoundly uncharacteristic moment of genuine and honest vulnerability, that he tried to never let it show when he loved something because his brother would find out and take it from him. It always went that way. His brother had decided, years ago, that First would have no choice but to love him again if he was all that First had. And so he wasn’t allowed to have anything but his brother for the longest time. There was a reason why the room they found him in was fucking empty.
Third always sort of counted that confession as one of the biggest honors of his life because he’s never seen someone with trust issues like first and it meant something when he gave you even an inch.
He was closer to Second than any other person alive (or dead, he guesses) save First, and the closest Second ever got to an emotional confession with him was after First died. He told him, out of the blue, that he was so goddamn lonely now. Then he was dead by the end of the week.
Third always sort of assumed that First and Second still held back from each other because that's what they did with everyone, and maybe that's why Second took his death so bad, because he regretted not going for more. But the more Third intrudes into the memories of just the two of them, the more he realizes that they didn't hold back. It didn't make sense. They didn't even make it a year before First died and Second followed. And Second would not tell Bruce his name for the first year they knew each other. After three years together he confessed that he had lied about what his name was because he wasn't sure if he could trust Third yet.
It's somehow worse to know that they let themselves be reckless with the other. That they'd been open with the other. Because Second was cold and calculating and impenetrable and First was like a feral dog who bit. Like. Third's life had not been a walk in the park but if he thought about Second or First for too long then he risked actually crying. Second appeared to assume that every single person in his life would sell him out until thoroughly proven otherwise and it was very clearly a learned behavior. Third asked First what his name was on the day they met and he did not fucking know. His brother only ever called him little brother, and he wasn't allowed to see anyone but his brother while he was in the vault. He hadn't needed it in so long that he guesses he forgot.
Neither of them ever seemed to want anyone close enough to stab them in the back. They both made themselves so alone in life, and then to catch glimpses of them as open and vulnerable and happy--
Second really must have been so fucking lonely after First died. Third understands why he did what he did a little better now.
Second had some kind of serious damage in his past that he never told anyone, except maybe first, considering they were fucking married. Third didn’t know what happened and was not going to ask. Five once slipped (he claims accidentally) into Second’s memories and saw something, though he never said what. But he looked at Second kind of sadly after, and Second then refused to acknowledge him for an entire calendar year. And third is talking about real world time. They exist in a weird dream logic mind scape. Time moves differently here. Five was intolerably moody about Second icing him out and First had to intervene to put an end to it which makes more sense now since First was his secret fucking husband—
Third, when he finally finds Second: you got MARRIED and didn’t TELL ME
Second:
Second:
Second: it never came up
Third: oh FUCK OFF
If Third is being very, very generous, he gets not telling anyone while they were alive. All for One had some kind of psychopathic control freak sixth sense for when First had literally anything good in his life. He remembers that after All for One caught sight of the two of them one time for maybe three and a half seconds and suddenly shit got weird
All for One had a habit of getting ahold of one of their comms units or finding a way to get one to them just so he could be a freak about his brother. He knows it made First uncomfortable. All for One would always demand to speak to him and Second absolutely fucking refused to allow that unless First wanted it, which he never did. So the calls would always descend into extremely explicit threats about what would happen to them if First was hurt when he came to collect him. It was never about giving him back, because all for one was killing them all for this no matter what. Returning him wouldn’t save them. But there was room to negotiate on how painful it needed to be.
This would go on until Second would get fed up and shoot the fucking comms unit, which usually was like three minutes in tops
Anyway after the one (1) time all for one saw them together suddenly all for one felt the need to include threats about what would happen if anyone had been inappropriate with his brother or he if he found out that Second specifically had taken liberties with him. Third never found out what the actual threat was because second immediately fucking shot the comms unit and refused all questions.
Second got a lot of side eyes after that.
Okay but after? After?? They have had several hundred years to bring this up. What the fuck guys.
Second feels they are getting off topic. The point is finding Nine and getting him back to his body and First back with them. (Third: yeah I bet you want your husband back with—) Why was third even in those memories.
Uhhh Third was saving Nine from the irreparable fucking trauma of remembering what it’s like to date and apparently be married to Second. Nine’s slipping around all over the place. No direction. Total crapshoot about what memory he’ll end up in. They can afford to miss him slipping into one of the million fucking times First tried to fight some bitch with a pipe. But they seriously cannot have him stumbling around in First’s marriage. Like. For ethical reasons.
Second: *profound silence* there are some moments he should not se—
Third: I KNOW
Third is really taking a fucking bullet here. God he does not want to see this shit. He has to live in Nine’s bones with these assholes.
It also just feels really weird? The three of them really were friends, but Second and First had so many goddamn issues that they just struggled horribly to ever really talk about anything. Except with each other, apparently, because he knows way more about them from glancing furtively at these memories than he’s learned in like two hundred years of friendship. Their romance was sort of like when the really angry feral shelter dog got inexplicably attached to the quiet neglected one. It was kind of sweet, and also the weirdest goddamn thing Third has ever seen
First is in their makeshift gun range. Second is helping him learn to shoot. He steps up behind him to help him position the gun—
Third: And that’s where we call time folks. God that’s not even proper gun handling they sicken me. Nine trust me you want to follow me out now
It takes them a couple tries to get Izuku to remember himself long enough to shake free of the memories. It’s not that unusual, honestly. Most of them spent a while after they died slipping. The rest of them have to constantly go fishing for them while they’re still new.
Second and Third explain to Izuku what happened. Third separately explains to Izuku that he needs to swap back with first asap because second is so pathetic and sad without his husband that it’s hard to watch. The last time he was this visibly upset was after First died.
Third: god look at him. He’s a wreck
Second, in the distance: *emotionless, unmoving*
Third: i don’t know if ive ever seen him so emotional
Izuku:
Second: *scratches his nose, still emotionless*
Izuku:
Third: ugh it’s hard to look at
Third tells literally everyone First and Second were married by the way. They all live together in this kid’s bones and the fact that two of them are married is relevant to the group. Everyone was very upset by the news, except nana. This means she won the bet.
Izuku: so uh. What do you think first is doing with my body
Third, knows him too well: oh he is having a nuclear grade crash out right now
Izuku, eyes wide: oh
Second:
Second, clipped: probably.
First is and he’s making it everyone’s problem. Fundamentally he has spent his entire life trapped in a profoundly abusive relationship with his brother and it reached such levels of toxicity as to have societal impacts still felt centuries later. He and his brother have not improved or changed and they are in fact doing what they have historically done and escalating their relationship problems to an issue of national security.
He’s back on his vigilantism bullshit. He feels obligated to be the one going after his brother because of the everything. Besides, it’s bad enough that he hijacked this kid’s body. If he can do something to handle his brother so this kid won’t have to then he owes it to him. So he’ll do what he can while he’s figuring things out.
The league is so fucking distressed by this fact. What was expected in First’s time is not what is expected in the modern day. They’re operating in two different genres entirely. Fundamentally the league thinks they are in a slightly edgier version of Megamind and First thinks he is in the Vietnam War.
Shigaraki: which one of you fuckfaces ordered pizza to our fucking hideout—oh my god it’s a bomb
It does not help that all for one is a delusional freak on main about his little brother. The league has borderline developed a psychic link with one another just from the amount of uncomfortable and charged eye contact they are making.
It’s sort of like when you realize halfway through the story that your friend sincerely was the problem the entire time. Like there is something profoundly wrong with All for One and it fucking shows when his brother is involved.
First is trying to carve a path through whatever criminal underworld he encounters because he is a man on a level 900 crash out who was just handed a cataclysmic trigger for all his trauma, like all of it, and the superpower equivalent of a hydrogen bomb. He doesn’t have time to figure out what of this bullshit is his brother’s fault so he just adopts a razed earth approach. He’ll fight all of them, honestly
All for One: my brother has always been very emotionally sensitive. He upsets himself so easily.
Dabi, distressed: he fucking stabbed me
All for one: yes he does that sometimes. It’s how he handles is emotions. He isn’t well. He needs to be in an enclosed space with soft lighting and low levels of stimulus to manage his mental health
Dabi: are you talking about that room with no windows and a bank vault for a door. wait are you saying you put him in that thing for his mental health?
All for One: I took care of my brother for many years I know what he needs
The issue with this is that all for one will kill everyone if First dies in a terrible passion again and he needs people to understand this. The first time someone actually manages to land a serious hit on First, All for One decapitates him and sends the head to his wife and the body to his child. There was no reason for the separate shipments. They lived together. The behavior is simply unhinged.
During this time First is the vigilante equivalent of an endangered owl on a golf course that the criminal underworld is trying to safely and gently capture before they get in trouble with the game warden, who is his insane fucking brother. Meanwhile he’s an adult man from two hundred years ago who thinks he’s at fucking war and is trapped in a body ravaged by puberty. He’s running around doing the most out of pocket shit and screaming at his brother to fuck off. Absolutely everyone is profoundly disturbed by first and his brother’s relationship and would like to be less involved in it. But this is not an option.
The League is trying to quiet quit their own criminal enterprise. They are so profoundly uncomfortable by whatever it is that All for One is doing now that they feel like they just need to do the villain equivalent of going out for milk and scratchers and never coming back. Except they feel like all for one will take that poorly so they found a new hideout and are just slowly moving their things over there. Every time they leave to do something they just fill their pockets and bags with anything they can and move it into the new place. They’re gonna do a hard rebrand into the Coalition of Villains and try to distance themselves.
Meanwhile first is hitting a bump in his vigilante career because this kid’s friends appear to be hunting him for sport
Class 1-A wants Midoriya back. Whoever is in his body appears to be working through… a lot of things. But he can’t do it in Midoriya’s body.
First does not fucking want to he wants to be dead with his husband and also he cannot emphasize the chronic pain enough. He has been trying to find a psychic quirk that could help he has been breaking into this kid’s apartment to talk to his mom he binge watched the entire mighty movie franchise trying to spark something and he is getting shit. Can someone please believe him because he feels like he’s made his overwhelming desire to not be here super clear. He is so sad and generally despairing and he misses his husband so much
Leading the charge is the red and white kid and the explosions boy from before. They both appear to be dealing with a lot of personal things. Not that first has any room to judge, but.
Both appear convinced that They Hold The Secret To Reawakening Midoriya and the secret is to scream at him that they know he’s still in there before confessing shit that they should be telling their priests. He just. He doesn’t know. First has been generally tired for most of his life. This is not an exception. This all feels like really private information that he should not have and does not want.
The spiky haired kid appears to have carried a lot of guilt around like a cross that he is trying to lay at First’s feet. Something about how he was there too and didn’t save him and wasn’t good enough and regretting everything that happened between them. First isn’t sure. He’s getting the sense that there was something up between him and this Midoriya kid and he thinks that helping him reclaim his body is the road to absolution. Something about a river? First is begging people to stop trying to achieve emotional reconciliations with him he does not know the lore
Todoroki meanwhile is gay
He’s had a lot of time to think about Midoriya and what he means to him. More time than he’d like. He’s had to live without him these past few months and he doesn’t want to. He wants to spend every day together. He wants to be heroes together. And they’ll never be able to do that if Midoriya doesn’t wake up
Todoroki sleeping beauties him
It does not fucking work
First was honestly not expecting that and less than thrilled. Like yeah he’s running on fifteen year old hardware but metaphysically he’s an adult and he’s married and his husband is dead and he’ll never be over it. Um. Let’s never talk about that again.
First is pretty sure this is not an emotional actualization thing. He’s tried that already. He voluntarily subjected himself to like 9 million of these kid’s baby photos while his mom cried and tearfully told him how much he meant to her. He let fucking All Might cry on him on a moonlit beach and tell him that he thinks of him as his own so son please come back to him. If there is a single emotion that could bring him back to the surface surely First has sparked it by now. He needs a Quirk to get this kid back a Quirk he is begging people to stop trying to connect emotionally with him he’s very skittish about that kind of thing it feels like a trap
Izuku also thinks he needs a Quirk and knows which one it is. And, great news: they already have it
He slipped into Six’s memories by accident. Once, Six was patrolling the streets and ended up chasing a bag snatcher. When he caught her, he grabbed her arm, and in that moment he felt the same thing Izuku felt when all for one did this to him. All for One took her Quirk and used it to swap him with First
In the memory, Six exploded with his own smoke.
Six tracked her down later. Her quirk let her activate and manipulate other people’s quirks. All for one didn’t use some psychic quirk to swap them, because he didn’t need to. He used One for All.
One for All is a stockpile Quirk, but not in the traditional sense. Stockpile Quirks usually required a stockpile to work. Yaoyorozu required a stockpile of body fat; it didn’t build up fat to begin with. But one for all was actually stockpiling everything it came into contact with. It had a perfect copy of First already stored inside of it. All for One just activated what was already in its stockpile. And if he used one for all to do it? They could use it to reverse it.
They just. Don’t know how yet.
One for All is just really goddamn weird. They’ve clocked up two hundred years of experience between them and still are surprised by it. Seven was the first one to realize that the emotions of past users lingered. Eight was the first one to turn into a different fucking person with one for all. He was the only one who got a Hannah Montana form and honestly none of them know how he did that. Five and Six are convinced that Nine will be able to use their Quirks and they want him to try as soon as he gets his body back because it will be so fucking sick
So they’re trying to figure out how to swap out consciousnesses. It is. Going slow. Like this shit is difficult. It is weird dream logic bullshit. The human mind was not made to exist in harmony with eight others. And it was not made to exist purely in a mental state. Learning how to navigate one for all is like learning how to swim in a pool without buoyancy. It took them years to figure out how to make chairs. They were really gearing up to try and contact nine through his dreams, dramatic style, sitting in the chairs. It was going to be sick. But that’s the culmination of 200+ years of work. Chairs and spooky dreams. They need more.
Izuku can’t shake the feeling that this isn’t going to work without First. He’s at the wheel right now. He’s in control of their Quirk. Part of the reason why it’s so hard to navigate OfA is that it’s infinitely more difficult to activate it or use it at all when you’re in it. Literally the only time they managed to trigger it from the inside was during the sports festival with Shinsou, and that was only for a moment. He thinks for this to work, First needs to do it from the outside. And for that, they need to talk to him or Izuku will never wake up from this
Oh look. Izuku's awake.
The LoV and the Shie Haissaki still end up collaborating, but its even more tense right now, because All for One is out and a grade a freak and the League is in the process of trying to leave before all for one realizes that’s what they’re doing. Dabi does not want to fucking be here okay they would have left already but shigaraki and twice got into a three hour argument about whether they could practically smuggle their beds out or if they should just get new ones and now Dabi has a piece of baseboard strapped to his leg beneath his clothes and it feels like a wingnut has fallen into his sock. He doesn’t want to be here he just doesn’t
First was doing something unrelated and one of the Shie hassaiki clobbered him from behind and only realized who he was later and took him to Chisaki in a panic for the damage to be fixed before all for one found out about it and honestly it’s the most stressful thing to happen to them in a long time. He woke up after he was brought down there and his instinctive distrust of waking up In A Place kicked in and he started biting immediately. Then one of them shot him in a panic with a quirk destroying bullet and he dropped like a sack of fucking rocks. No one can remember if the gun was loaded with the temporary or permanent kind and they are absolutely begging the league to be cool about this and not tell AfO. And honestly? Dabi doesn’t want to tell that guy. He’s sort of team psycho biting little brother. Like holy fuck Dabi’s a villain but he’s not that kind of villain. Every time he sees that vault he feels like a creep by association. AfO has such a rancid family dynamic that it’s making Dabi rethink his own. Should he call his mom.
Izuku wakes up
And he locks in
He doesn’t know how long it’s been. He doesn’t know where he is. There’s a man here who has paired his feather boa lined fur coat with a plague doctor mask and Izuku feels profoundly judgmental about that and inexplicable responsible for it.
He does not ask questions. He does not hesitate. He has a lot of memories in living in a much more hardcore time and has inherited first’s profound distrust of being In A Place. Plague doctor mask has a highly destructive five point contact quirk he is not afraid to use and Izuku knows where first likes to hide his knives.
From the Shie haissaki’s perspective all for one’s freak of a baby brother lunged up from being dead unconscious and immediately started cutting off fingers. What the fuck
At around this same time the heroes launch their raid to save Eri
For the moment Eri is just fine because Izuku is riding on fucking instinct. He stole a gun, shot some people with god knows what because these are NOT bullets, sprinted off down a random hall, and found a little girl obviously being abused who was locked in a random room
Izuku has very strong feelings about this for all of the old reasons and several new ones
He offers her his hand. He asks her if she’d like to leave this place. He promises he won’t let anyone hurt her
Eri takes his hand
Now they’re escaping together. From what, Izuku doesn’t know. This compound seems to have a lot going on right now. He can’t access One for All, which makes sense. It must be erased somehow if he’s awake. He just. Really, really hopes it wasn’t permanent
Dabi, stumbling on them: oh fuck which one are you
Izuku: *wild eyed, has a gun*
Dabi: you know what? I don’t want to deal with either of you. Do whatever the fuck you want *walks off*
Lemillion led the charge into saving Eri. He ran off ahead of all others, and he encounters Izuku first. He recognizes him immediately. All Might has been coming to Night Eye for help getting him back into his body and he has a picture in his wallet of Izuku that he keeps showing mirio while crying. But he thinks First is still in charge, so he approaches the situation like a horse girl attempting to soothe a wild stallion
Izuku, squinting at him, profoundly confused: don’t you go to my school?
Lemillion: oh my god Midoriya is that you??
Izuku: yes??
Lemillion: what are you doing here???
Izuku: I DONT KNOW I WOKE UP AND I LOCKED IN
Lemillion, immediately and instinctively recognizing that they have the same soul, tearing up slightly: fuck yeah little man let’s get you two out of here
Izuku’s confused but enthusiastic about whatever this is. He doesn’t know this little girl but he would die for her. He shoots people and their quirks stop working. He’s a great shot now. Second was a great teacher when Izuku wasn’t being hurriedly ushered away from the gay bits. Fuck is that Kirishima??
Izuku: KIRISHIMA
Kirishima, immediately recognizing his homeboy is back: YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mr. Aizawa is here too. Mr. Aizawa looks at him with such a profound exhaustion that Izuku assumes it’s about something he did. He’s sorry, Sensei.
Aizawa: fuck Midoriya??
And I genuinely was going to try to get this to a decent stopping point but this post is so long now that it is crashing tumblr. It has taken me five minutes to get this sentence to type. So we end here before I lose this whole post and cry
#bnha#the second and first users are the tragic love story of my dreams you don’t understand#I wanted it so bad I wanted the tragedy the yearning the regret#also if I’ve never not replied to your ask it’s either because 1) I’m in a losing war with my ask box so I just haven’t been able to get to#it; 2) I started writing it and it’s still in my drafts and has been for. potentially years. 3) tumblr is doing this new glitch for me wher#it legitimately just won’t let me answer some asks. jjk people for some reason this affects jjk asks the most I don’t know why it’s not#letting me post multiple asks or 4) tumblr crashed and ate my entire post and I haven’t been able to emotionally recover from#the loss enough to rewrite it yet. I will never recover if I lose this one it took so long and the type lag became excruciating#I’m actually terrified of hitting post on this thing I’m scared it will eat it when I try#I just really really like this one tho. I don’t know. I like the idea of first coming back as one of the first heroes and being like ‘yeah#I know it’s disappointing.’ he had a really complicated relationship with heroes as an idea when he was alive. he’d like if they were real#but they remind him of all the ways he’s failed. the first in my head was profoundly fucked and heavily distrustful. his brother legit#committed to gaslighting as a relationship technique and he is constantly defensive about not being crazy. because he isnt but his brother#acted like it for years. and now everyone wants this kid back and first would fucking love that too he doesn’t want to do this either#one of the worst things he has ever done to the world is be important#he’s looking at the world and realizing he and his brother were fucked up to the point of historical significance#and he’s sorry for that he’s sorry for what they did he’s sorry he wasn’t better#there is absolutely no way first is normal. I will die on that hill. he is so unhinged. he spent years in isolation he does not know how to#be a normal person. he’s in the fucking walls.
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Pyrrah definitely has a “no kissing during dragon flights” rule once Soren and Corvus get together, and I’m thinking about how incredibly awkward it must’ve been for Ezran to have to be the one to tell them.
Like, I’m sure Pyrrah tried to hint at it while they were flying back to Katolis after a stint looking for Harrow, but they kept thinking she was just hitting some turbulence. And it doesn’t matter what kissing: cheek, hand, on the lips - she doesn’t want any of that funny business happening on her.
So when they’re about to leave after a few days in Katolis to debrief and rest, as Ezran is saying goodbye to them he stutters out something about how Pyrrah requests there be no more in-flight kissing if they want to stay on her good side.
Soren and Corvus are, of course, mortified.
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heatherwitch · 2 days ago
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I’ve been nature mentoring one of my former preschool students and he spent seven hours fishing the other day and was bummed I didn’t have a pole and couldn’t join in. I was completely content to just sit and be in nature and be present with him, but also understand the importance of adults joining in when kids request it.
So obviously I bought a cheap pole and a few basic lures that night, and today we spent almost eight hours fishing and walking to different river spots. I got to introduce him to the wonders of thrift stores on the way back to his house and we found a tacklebox and lure set for $10 total! Some of the lures will definitely end up in his adorable kid-sized tackle box next week ☺️
He’s also getting really good at recognizing the riparian plant species and the calls of birds that frequent the rivers, it’s amazing how fast those connections can happen when they’re reinforced through joyful observation every day for a week! And he practically begs me to do an eBird list everywhere we go, which I happily oblige!
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katsdynam1ght · 1 month ago
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happy birthday izuku midoriya. i owe you so many fics
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wickjump · 8 months ago
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im gonna start posting fanfic recs btw whenever i find good ones. both here and my (awfully barren) 18+ account. because there are so many good fics out there with so few hits and fewer kudos and sometimes no comments period and it SUCKS because i REALLY LIKE THEM A LOT.. and i hope that by linking them here and yelling at everyone to COMMENT DAMMIT they might actually do it
seriously though any comment means a lot. most people who read a fic don’t even give a kudos. even if the fic wasn’t top tier, if you didn’t dislike it, hand over some kudos!! and if you liked it, comment!!!! even if the comment is one singular heart emoji it will be appreciated. if the comment just says “great fic!” the author will be happy. your comment doesn’t have to be this long winded gushing or analysis.
so many authors quit writing or lose motivation because the comments are few and far in between or just sometimes nonexistent. trust me when i say authors don’t care about how long or cool or smart sounding your comment is i promise!!!
i hope that mmmaybe recommending fics and telling people to comment might help fics i really like get more support maybe. and i, points at you reading this, hope that you will listen!!!at least a little….at least sum kudos….
#if u have the ability to reply to my reblog saying how much you loved the fic i recommended comment on the fic itself so the author can see!#especially since the rise of ai writing and seeing ai fics out there can be disheartening#make sure you let your writers know you appreciate them#you never know they might one day write a sequel bc your comment touched them#or might get the motivation to make more works.#(​but don’t just comment bc you expect something out of it btw. sometimes the author might be too intimidated to reply ive seen that before)#im a huge yapper. if you can’t tell. lmfao.#and i mostly comment on guest. like 99% of the time because the fics are either really embarrassing#or i get nervous about them knowing me/finding my tumblr and thinking im cringw#bc i admire authors so much. and I get that nervousness! given I experience it!!! but guest mode EXISTS!!! most work allows you to comment#on guest mode!! the author CANT see the email you use for it!!! the only reason they even ask is to give you notifs if theres a reply to it!#a comment is still a comment even if on guest or an alt or your main#even if the fic is embarrassing shameful depraved smut you can log out and comment on guest. even if it’s embarrassing#because the author still worked HARD. it’s so hard to write. people don’t give enough credit to fic authors who do it for free#i had an account (now super abandoned) that had over 400k words. and that didn’t include wips#i reallg do struggle to write because i took a break for so long!!! i can write but not nearly as much as I used to!!! and it sucks!!!#support your authors guys. 1k words is an hour for the first draft at MINIMUM and another hour for revision and editing. and people get#pissy if a fic chapter is less than 3-4k words for some reason. that’s 6-8 hours of work at MINIMUM. likely so much more because there’s#also plotting and brainstorming and So. Much. Editing. stressing out over words and sentence structure. it takes so much time out of your#day. the only oneshot i have posted on this account is 2460 words. and it took me SEVEN HOURS#seven hours!!!! that’s a lot!!!! and for authors that have school or demanding jobs that kind of time is hard to come by!!!!!#and I hope i have convinced at least one of you to listen and go okay you know what. i will. because even if it’s a silly comment it’s loved#tldr support your local fanfic authors of you will be so stabbed. by me#fanfiction#fanfic#archive of our own#ao3#comment on fics#wick fic recs#that’s the rec tag btw. wow custom tags AGAIN i know. im doing what i thought i never would
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mikalilys · 3 months ago
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I’ve been in the marauders fandom since like I joined tumblr so all my mutuals and people I’m following post about marauders and I’m not really into the marauders any more because the fandoms gone a bit shit so I was looking for moots that post about other things as well so my dash can be like more than just marauders stuff 😖😖
Anyway I’m really into haikyuu rn (I’m only on the second season but the fics are amazing) so if y’all like that or mha or anything and you want to be moots just let me know!! :)
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hers-underwraps · 5 months ago
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Just wanted to make a post to say that I don't plan on being active in this fandom anymore.
I started posting in this fandom because I saw a problem, and I wanted to fix that. There was a severe underappreciation and negligence towards certain characters and aspects of the show which seemed unjust to leave untouched. I wanted people to full appreciate everything this show had offered and what it meant to me. I really wanted change.
However, as time went on, the more I stayed, the more I realised that was just wishful thinking. These days, I swear I'm just screaming at a brick wall. I'm trying petition for certain characters/AnB, and people simply do not care. Although I guess that was foolish on my part because I'm trying to change a group of people who are effectively incapable of it. Change is a good thing, and if that's something people in this fandom are unable to do, then I don't want to be part of it.
Hatred was a problem in this fandom when I came into the fandom, and it still is now. People taking things that other people put genuine time and passion into and using it in inappropriate ways that OBVIOUSLY don't sit right with the creators was a problem then and still is now. People destroying the love of this show for others was a problem then and is still a problem now. This fandom only caters to certain type of fans, and judging by the cycle, I really do not think it has the capacity to change.
I'll still answer Octonauts-related asks, and I might post a whim-of-the-moment thing when I feel like it, but I don't want to dedicate any more time and energy to this fandom because it's genuinely become joyless.
I'd prefer to just protect my peace.
-> AJ
#octonauts#the way yall decided to blow this “drama out of proportion wash final straw#honestly though the AnB hate coming from a lot of people has been irking my for awhile too#but it’s the way you didn’t even understand the situation before commenting or why I was upset by it either#I mean it’s not everyone in this fandom is horrible which is why I’ll still do asks and I might finish off someone of my drafts#but I don’t actively want to be a part of this community anymore#I actually decide to post something meaningful and personal and not even a week later it gets used to support hate#which effectively goes against everything and I stand for and what that post was about#then to top it all off people just use my frustration as a way to clout chase by creating extra drama#it’s just horrible and I don’t want to be part of fandom#all this fandom cares about is its main 3 and anything else they’ll just shit on#no but genuinely I reckon if that post was hating on barnacles yall won’t stand for#you would’ve reacted the way I did but obviously it wasn’t so nobody had#I’ve literally seen posts saying you’ll go to hell if you don’t like barnacles mean while I have that reaction for dashi but no I’m#the bad guy like the double standards in this fandom are next level#some of yall so two faced as well like I don’t wanna fucking stick around for ts#this fandom is the biggest red flag I wish I read those signs are warning to stay away because the people in this fandom have genuinely#ruined posting about this show for me#ts pmo
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abiscuit · 2 months ago
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Merry Batman Forever 30th anniversary. To celebrate here is an essay I wrote about the film for literally no reason a year ago.
Lights, Camera, Boiling Acid…?
Picture it: a boring day in June of 1995. Since the modern cell phone hasn't been invented, and movie ticket prices haven't skyrocketed yet, you think it is the perfect opportunity to see the summer's biggest blockbuster. Tim Burton's Batman movies were so successful and fun, surely this Schumacher guy won't mess it up. You go into the theater, sit down, and the best worst movie plays out before your eyes. You sit through the full 122 minutes of the film, stunned. The credits roll, and while Seals A Kiss From a Rose plays, you contemplate, "What the fuck.”
This is the view of many Batman fans during opening weekend of Batman Forever, as audiences rolled into and promptly back out of theaters across the country. As this film is approaching its 30th anniversary, there is a question on where it stands in modern pop culture. Apart from the occasional reference in other batman media, Batman Forever has been largely ignored, despite the masterpiece it truly is. Its dismissal from popular culture, and clearly campy elements, are why I propose that Batman Forever should be regarded with the campy Cult Classic reputation it deserves.
One of the most important things we must ask ourselves as the audience is: "What qualifies as a campy movie?” Vocabulary.com defines camp as “something that has a ridiculous, wacky appeal.” Examples of classic campy movies include the Rocky Horror Picture Show, Barbarella, Army of Darkness, and Little Shop of Horrors. These films speak to core camp elements such as silly-factor, loud and exaggerated costumes and sets, and certain over the top choices within the script. Now that we have a definition of campy, we must analyze Batman Forever for what makes it truly "camp.”
The first aspect of this film's camp is its cast, as it must be noted that this film is star studded. With Val Kilmer emerging as Batman, and with Nicole Kidman as his love interest, Dr. Chase Meridian, we start off strong with two popular stars who bring the more serious section of the story. Chris O'Donnel is introduced as Robin, and despite being a bit too old to pass as a teen in need of guidance, he provides the edgy and disruptive “young” behavior to be a narrative foil to Bruce Wayne as the mature adult. On the complete opposite end of the spectrum we have Jim Carrey as the Riddler and Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face. These two actors struggling to upstage each other, along with the fact that every background actor says their lines with the gusto of a theater kid, creates a strange cast of people who outdo every performance in a way that makes you question whether or not this film is terrific or terrible.
The costumes are the next point, as Batman and Robin (not the movie) fit in as Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson, their alter egos have one key feature keeping them from the realm of normal: nipples. Designed after ancient statues, Schumacher made a strange decision in adding nipples to these suits, and while this may have entranced audiences, it was most certainly not the strangest part of this film's outfits. From Two-Face's bifurcated wardrobe, to skin tight green spandex, the villains present an ever changing rotation of outfits that make audiences gasp, out of happiness or shock? Who's to say. Two-Face and The Riddler both have several costumes, though remain true to bright, eccentric, and jarring.
The sets also add to the wacky and out-there aspect of this film. The shots of outer Gotham make it appear to be a nightclub or rave, with neon colors and statues flushed with bright lighting. There is also Two-Face's lair, which is split straight down the middle, and is described as “heavy metal meets house and garden.” Two-Face also keeps his henchwomen/girlfriends, Sugar and Spice, in his lair, serving him questionable meals and sassy glances. One of the other most notable sets is the Riddlers Claw Island, which is full of spinning question mark lights and a rotating throne, for only the grandest of entrances. The key point to both the costumes and set design of the film is simply the word Loud, as every aspect screams in your face with how there it is.
The last point making this film campy is the plot. What this movie, along with many other campy movies, lacks in a plot, it makes up for it with its ever streaming flood of random excitement. The real plot to this film is simply "the villains try to kill batman,” and while this is common in most superhero movies, so much is happening all at once from scenes changing and bad puns being made, that by the end of the film you suddenly come out of the fever dream and think "wait, what happened?” While this may make audiences question if this is a good film, it most certainly proves the fact that it is full of entertainment and blinding lights, key necessities to a campy cult classic.
Now that all of the key points have been laid out, it is clear that Batman Forever has camp, and with its age it becomes obvious that it is deserving of a cult following. Despite its high budget and superhero movie status, Batman Forever holds a 41% on Rotten Tomatoes, but I did not come here to argue that this movie is in any way good. Most every piece of media will garner a few weird teenagers to become obsessive over it, as even this film has developed a following on sections of the internet, such as tumblr. Due to its out there and loud costumes, set pieces, script, and very passionate cast, I believe Batman Forever is a film that deserves more recognition as a cult classic for its indescribably silly and campy nature. Thank you for reading :]
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puckpocketed · 1 year ago
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reading scouting repourts like my morning paper again !!! Beckett Sennecke (sen-ek-uh <- have heard multiple people pronounce it like this) grew FIVE inches in like just over a year and is now 6’2 . god i couldnf imagine being put thru a pasta maker like that. some one chekc on hees bones . pleag
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kakushigotofanclub · 1 year ago
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Hey has anyone else noticed a drastic shift in internet culture as a whole over the last couple of years where the frequency of people interacting with each other online has just taken a nosedive and nobody really talks to each other anymore or leaves comments on fanfic or sends asks or anything and fandom spaces feel less welcoming or is that just me lol
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wyervan · 7 months ago
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What are their namessss? I'm dyin' here out of curiosity :')
I just need full names for the adoption papers- I mean-
Sunward Fazstein and Moonjamin MacFnaf
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moonlightdancer26 · 8 months ago
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does Snape like coffee or tea? btw hope you're having a good day!
He drinks coffee, but I’m torn between two headcanons
— He likes and drinks coffee but he views it as more of a necessity rather than a treat, because he needs it to function throughout the day. He likes both coffee and tea equally but he drinks coffee way more bc he needs it more
— Coffee/Caffeine doesn’t affect him whatsoever (cookie for whoever can guess what headcanon this fits into), he just drinks it bc he loves it. Everyone around him always assumes he needs it to survive bc of how much he’s chugging coffee throughout the day, but he’s simply drinking it bc he loves it. He still likes tea and loves having tea with McGonagall but he can’t live without coffee.
Thanks for the ask! I apologise for how long I’ve had it in drafts and forgot about it, hope you’re having a great day as well!!
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buggy1999 · 2 months ago
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Uh, so I wrote some more!! Someone suggested that I do something between Benvolio and Mercutio so erm (this is starting to be like really fun so let me know if you wanna see more)
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Last night was like a dream.
Romeo could only remember a few things every time they met. The feeling of her skin, her delicate fangs in his neck, the feeling of his warm blood dribbling down to his collarbone, and her scent. She smelled of roses. His eyes opened to this smell; Romeo slowly sat up, feeling pain in his neck , his fingers delicately brushing along the two puncture wounds made by her fangs, his heart racing at the sensation. But as much as he wanted to indulge in this moment, the rising sun wouldn’t allow it. Romeo reluctantly picked himself from his bed, changing into his usual attire of a collared shirt and black pants, occasionally glancing at the tie and coat that were hanging off his chair. He dreaded wearing those two. Romeo looked at himself in the mirror while he did his tie, the tie held a stranglehold over his neck making it hard to breathe, and with each button he did on his coat, his body felt heavier and heavier.
As His boots made loud, exhaustive, familiar steps down the stairs, The scent of roses faded away as if the petals themselves slipped past his fingers and replacing the was the smell of garlic and the sound of a sizzling pan. He could hear banter slowly fill his ears as he made his way through the darkened hallway.
(“I think putting the birdfeeder was a good idea.”
“I did not.”
“You did, don’t lie! It’s in your room.”
“It’s hanging over my window.”
“So you admit it?”)
warm sunlight emitted from the kitchen as his eyes were greeted with the familiar sight of Mercutio and Benvolio. The two were already in uniform, with Benvolio working over the stove, his face turned away from the other two. Mercutio looked gorgeous even early in the morning, his long eyelashes fluttering as his gaze met Romeo’s. “Oh” Mercutio smiled, “good morning, Montague.” Benvolio didn’t say anything as Romeo shyly pulled up a chair to sit; his head hanging low in exhaustion.
“Where were we again?” Mercutio turned to Benvolio, “we were talking about birds” Benvolio replied.
“The bird feeder I think” Mercutio said, suddenly his gaze turned to the window, the sight of a dove flying sparking both Romeo and Mercutio’s interest. “Birds are strange…” Mercutio turned to Romeo, Romeo lifted his head, “why do you say that?”
“Take the Kiwi Bird for instance” Mercutio answered, pressing a finger to his lips. The two paused as quiet tapping overtook the room, their gazes landing on Benvolio who was making eggs. After a moment of awkward silence, Mercutio continued, “they’re so fragile, and yet it’s like their bodies are built to betray them, they’re forced to carry eggs twice their size”
Tap.
“And once that finishes, they’re left vulnerable and alone with immense responsibilities, like their family had only birthed them just so they can fill a purpose, a role.”
Tap.
“It’s tragic. The eggshell is often too tough for a chick to break, so they often die in the egg surrounded by painful comfort-“
Crack.
The two paused, glancing back at Benvolio who looked back at them, a broken eggshell in his hand. After a few minutes, Benvolio walked over to the table, placing a plate of eggs and garlic rice near Romeo and handing Mercutio a cup of coffee before pulling up a chair. The air was calm but tense, quiet but not peaceful. Steady, like the soft rumblings of the earth before an earthquake. This was a well lived experience for all three, who had gotten used to this feeling by now.
Benvolio broke the silence, his voice almost a husky whisper. “A vampire was found floating in the city’s river bank, clinging to a floating corpse. The city’s requested us to exterminate it.”
“A beautiful river tainted by blood…” Mercutio replied, “poetic isn’t it?”
Benvolio nodded silently. “Say,” Mercutio’s eyes suddenly lit up, “let’s have a day off soon, it’s getting too hot for us to be wearing these things.” He said, tugging at his Trenchcoat. “I can't,” Benvolio checked his wrist watch, “The morgue is liking with bodies”
“Benvolio Montague, always surrounded by death” Mercutio teased, his fingers making his way to Benvolio's face, flicking a part of hair that was always threatening to cover his eyes, “If you keep surrounding yourself with such misery, you’ll turn into a statue~” — Benvolio brushed mercutio’s hand away from his face, his mouth forming into a rare smirk. “We also have night duty again.” He said. “Mercutio leaned back in his chair, crossing his arms in annoyance as he let out a sigh, “for the summer season you’d think we’d have more time on our hands. I hope you know that once we’re done with this task, me and Romeo are heading out.”
Romeo lifted his head in surprise, his voice quietly forming into a soft, “huh?”
“You can join us too if you want.” Mercutio smiled, you could see a spark in his eyes at the idea. Benvolio’s face was stone cold however, unwavering. Romeo’s stomach growled but he didn’t take the food. His eyes were weary and exhausted but he didn’t want to sleep. Wherever he wanted to be it wasn’t here. Or maybe it was? The cold but comforting feeling of disconnection, from being with your loved ones but none having the urge to speak. Maybe Romeo loved the coldness deep down. Coldness… the more he thought about it, the more he began to shy away from this coldness. And the more he thought, the more his dreary mind wandered, to her hands… to her eyes… and the rose scent paired with her cold delicate fingers….
“Montague, are you alright?” Mercutio suddenly asked. Romeo shot up, his face burning from the mix of emotions that just came over him. He tugged at his collar nervously, “yes of course” he answered swiftly, his words coming out in tired mumbles. “You look feverish.” Benvolio said. Mercutio reached his hand out towards him, wanting to feel his temperature, but a sense of unease crept along Romeo’s back at the thought of Mercutio getting anywhere near his neck. “I’m fine” Romeo swatted Mercutio’s hand away, both Mercutio and Benvolio tensed up. “I promise I’m fine.” Romeo repeated, his voice cold and limp like the very bodies their family dealt with. Suddenly the ticking of the clock became more apparent to the three of them, and Benvolio looked at his watch.
With ice in his voice, he simply said, “it’s time. Let’s go.”
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purplepeptobismol · 7 months ago
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Me reading the latest chapter: I love this, ANOTHER
Everyone’s always like: “when’s the next chapter”, “give me the next chapter.”
But never: “How are you doing today, next chapter?” 😔, “did you take your meds, next chapter?”
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meowrimo · 1 year ago
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good morning friendz + happy friday from me and the kitties ! they wanted me to tell you they’re very proud of you for making it through another week! i hope that today treats you kindly, remember to stay hydrated + unclench your jaws ! (๑´>᎑<)~* ෆ
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