#dynamic banter

[rockersboyfriend]

Nicholas Hamilton on Dynamic Banter is forever the funniest thing i’ve ever watched

[renaissancelamb]

Who are your favorite niche influencers?

[aqrilene]

Someone forgot about sunscreen. ☀️

[blended-ice]

Thinking about Laertes and Odysseus in Odyssey book 24

[echofades]

You won, and you broke my heart. / You broke mine first. HACKS | 4.01

[keirahknightley]

That's probably Spycraft 101, isn't it?

Black Doves 1.02 "A Little Black Dove"

[hell-fm]

Fem!Alastor would be such a menace to Husk, i keep thinking about it

[antlerlad]

a MIKE to go with STEE

[aventurineswife]

Request:

(Keeping your inbox nice and stuffed)

IL Dan Heng bites you all the time.. one time you bite him back 😏

Tell me is this gonna come out in late november of the year 3071 (md reference because yes)

A Bite for a Bite

Summary: Dan Heng, in his Imbibitor Lunae form, has a peculiar way of showing affection—playfully biting you at the most unexpected moments. You’ve grown used to it, but one evening, you decide to turn the tables and bite him back. What starts as a teasing gesture quickly turns into a charged moment that blurs the lines between playful intimacy and something deeper.

Tags: Dan Heng IL x Reader, Established Relationship, Playful Banter, Suggestive Themes, Power Dynamics, Light Angst (if you squint), Soft Dan Heng.

Warnings: Suggestive Themes, Light Biting (playful and consensual), Minor References to Dan Heng’s internal conflict and past trauma.

Dan Heng’s usual quiet demeanor could easily be mistaken for coldness, but to those who knew him well, there was warmth beneath the surface, albeit hard to reach. His feelings were often concealed by the weight of his past and his natural tendency for introspection. Yet, the moments where that reserve slipped—often when no one was around—were precious, and his affection became evident in the smallest, most unexpected ways.

It was one of those rare moments when you found yourselves alone in the dimly lit corner of the train, sharing a quiet evening together. Dan Heng’s presence was soothing, a comfort in the chaos that sometimes enveloped the universe. He sat beside you, his long hair spilling over his shoulders, an ethereal glow emanating from him as usual. His eyes, however, were softer than usual, watching you as you leaned your head against his shoulder.

As always, his hand reached out, and before you could react, he gently bit the side of your neck. It wasn’t painful—more like a playful nip, something he’d done countless times before. It was his unique way of marking his affection, a small, mischievous gesture that never failed to make your heart race.

You chuckled softly, more out of habit than surprise, “You really enjoy biting me, don’t you?”

He didn’t respond immediately, his lips still lingering near your skin. There was a brief flicker in his eyes, as if he was considering your words carefully. Then, with his usual quiet confidence, he bit you again—this time a little harder, as if testing the limits of your tolerance.

"Dan Heng," you murmured, half-exasperated and half-amused, “You’re lucky I love you.”

His lips curled into a small, almost imperceptible smile. “Lucky... Yes,” he murmured, and for a second, you saw a flash of something deeper in his eyes—something far more intense than you were used to seeing.

But you weren’t about to let him get away with it this time.

You tilted your head just slightly, a mischievous glint in your own gaze. Without a word, you reached up, fingers grazing the side of his jaw before pressing your teeth gently into the exposed skin of his neck. It was a playful move, but you bit just a little harder than he might have expected, feeling the way his muscles tensed under your touch.

The reaction was immediate. His breath hitched, and for a brief moment, you could sense his surprise. His eyes widened as he turned toward you, the unspoken challenge clear. There was a moment of silence between you two, heavy and charged with an unspoken question—what would happen next?

You pulled back slightly, a small smirk on your lips, and watched him carefully. His expression had shifted, caught somewhere between intrigue and something deeper—something more primal.

“You don’t always get to be the one in control,” you teased, your voice low and suggestive.

Dan Heng’s eyes darkened, and for a moment, you could have sworn he was about to bite you again, this time with more force, but something in his gaze faltered. He studied you, his lips parting ever so slightly, as if he was trying to find the right words. His past had taught him restraint, caution—qualities that had once defined him as the Imbibitor Lunae. Yet, in the quiet intimacy of the moment, that restraint seemed to waver.

“You’ve been biting me for so long,” you continued, your voice still soft, but with a playful edge. “I think it’s time I return the favor.”

Dan Heng let out a breath—slow and deliberate, a rare chuckle escaping him. “Perhaps… I should let you have your fun this time,” he said, a touch of affection lacing his words.

For a moment, the space between you felt electric, the air thick with anticipation. You weren’t sure what would happen next. You never were with him, not fully.

But you knew one thing for sure: the cycle of playful biting had just shifted, and now, you were both caught in the unpredictable dance of power, affection, and something much deeper than either of you had anticipated.

As the silence stretched between you two, you leaned in, this time capturing his lips in a soft kiss—a kiss that was at once tender and full of the unspoken promise of more.

[wiingdings]

cat people

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason: If I was omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.

Helena: See, there's always one guy.

Helena, mocking: If I had a wish I'd wish for three more wishes.

[lyssa010387]

Shout out to Kevin Plachy the editor.

Whose first got recognized in 2016/17 with hilarious dramatizations on his YT, on Dynamic Banter podcast bits.

Been a fan of his content since then, and every time I see his name on the Editor credit, I pull a Catherine O'Hara, and scream "KEVIN!!!".

Oh shit and that one time he popped into a shot on the Philip DeFranco Show, I think it happened right before Phil moved his recording set FT to his LA home office; that was super surprising LOL.

Keep rocking your editing content, Kevin. I hope you're invited to do more Smosh edits in the future.

insanely unhinged video today (esp. angela ???) !!

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[srnileforme]

“Why are you down here? Can't I? Fine, just do whatever you want. I'm just not used to having a stranger in my house.”

THE NEXT PRINCE (2025) | EPISODE 1

bonus:

[inafieldofdaisies]

The White Lotus (2021—) | Season 3, Episode 6 "Denials" | Aimee Lou Wood as Chelsea and Walton Goggins as Rick Hatchett

“I love you. Put the "I" in front of it. "I love you." Not "love ya." Well…it's just… it's different, isn't it? It means something different.”