#exploding hammer car

[squidhominid]

If a trans person wishing that the Tumblr CEO would die in an exploding car made of hammers is a threat worthy of being banned, I guess you should ban me too for wishing someone would fire Elon Musk directly into the sun.

[ineedhjalp]

Mom: so is your new penguin stuffie a girl or a boy?

5 year old me: *dead silence* neither.

22 year old me: foreshadowing

[willowwhistle]

Okay I'm mad enough about the Rita situation as it is, but holy shit I'm mad at white queer Tumblr broadly for utterly failing to highlight how this same shit has been happening to black women (and non white people in general) for just as long --if not longer-- than it's been happening to white transfems, and often more egregiously. We as a community need to include people who aren't pale in this shit.

We've fucked up. I've fucked up.

It's clear that the stupid algorithm isn't going to find black trans women for us to uplift, so we've gotta go out of our way to make friends with them and build a stronger community that includes everyone.

[androgynousspace]

"I'm an AFAB transcisgirl who is also turigirl" so close... you're actually a cishet afab female who fetishizes ACTUAL trans people and gay men for your k1nks. You are a disgusting "human", you are transphobic, homophobic, and not welcomed in the Tumblr community. Tumblr should be a safe haven for ACTUAL lhgbtqia2S+ and not your k1nks and mental illness. I'm fine with xenogenders, hell I USE THEM! people are even convincing me to be chill around lycanthropy. Those are explainable, you can NOT explain how you're a cis afab girl, who identifies as a trans girl who identified as a cis girl, and that you're only s3xually attracted to GAY MEN! Therapy is expensive, yes. But 26 Oz Morton salt is $1.49 and a tablespoon measure is $2.29. Go fill it up 9-12 times in the span of 10 minutes. Cheaper than therapy 🥰

[fluffypyonpyon]

just spotted matt driving around in his car

[thuringwethilsfangz]

from the ceo's pinned post. like hell he does. fucking exploding hammer cars be upon ye, bitch

[evilkitten3]

hey guys does anyone have any tips on how to make a car explode? i have a bunch of spare hammers that i'm not doing anything with so this seems like a good use for them

[majorshippingtrash]

Not now sweetie, mommy’s bullying the ceo of tumblr

[meztere]

Retail and service industry workers should be allowed to respond to how they are treated. Throw hot coffee on a retail employee? Get killed with hammers.

[unsuresoul]

In light of recent events, I think someone needs to learn that nsfw/nsft isn't anything that makes you horny and/or pop a boner

[pearlslittlespot-blog]

Just going to put this out there for @support and @photomatt. If someone has to take the step of making an actual threat to get you and your staff to notice they are being threatened the ultimate failure is on your part. Something you have yet to realize and address in your posts yesterday. Today it appears you are trying to forget it ever happened but people remember your failures.

[catherine-clover]

where justice

[septimus-heap]

Can you imagine being an fbi agent and getting a report from the ceo of tumblr dot com that someone has said (checks notes) she hopes ur car explodes with hammers. And being expected to take that seriously

[serenityfails]

making a site that's been built around showcasing visual art for like fifteen years available to AI companies and then making that OPT-OUT instead of opt-in (or just NOT DOING THAT AT ALL) when you know a huge portion of your userbase already left for various reasons over the years is so fucking evil

[howmeat-lovesmeat]

When asked how Oklahoma leadership would deal with 2slgbtq+ hatecrimes in schools, in the context of a literal child being murdered in Owasso this month, one of our senators stated:

"I represent a constituency that doesn't want that filth in Oklahoma [...] We are a religious state and we are going to fight it to keep that filth out of the state of Oklahoma because we are a Christian state – we are a moral state."

To be clear the "filth" he is referring to is the 2slgbtq+ student who was murdered.

Shame on Oklahoma leadership and shame on everyone who supports them.

[astronomical-bagel]

LEE MAJDOUB WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU.