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I can now fade away into secrecy as long as you all have dark mode enabled. if you don't I will take it personally. hey. hey you. you shouldn't be able to read this. jerk
#you can change it in the settings on mac#i bought purple basil at the farmers market#its alive#going in the ground this evening#thats a lie. going in a pot#ona. table#far from trees#squirrel proof system#guess what happened to my last basil?#i also got 2 parsley#my last 3 were murdered by my landlords wife#they dont even fix our appliances when they break she just comes here 0-2 times a year and weed whacks my garden#idk why. if the new england serial killer turns out to be real after all maybe investigate her#other people have normal garden pests like “bug” i have italian ass squirrels and middle aged women coming after my plants#what squirrel fucking seasons their acrons except mine.#i hear them fucking int he wall all the time (stone wall not my house)#they dont live in a tree they live in the wall at like 3 ft height#and steal baby birds from their nests#that might actually be the blue jays. which are one of the few things that dont harass my plants#in fact they scare off the smaller birds that do#everything goes quiet when The Bald Eagle rolls up though. i havent seen her in a while though
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Yearning from the nothing dimension [rambling in tags ^^]
#i really couldn't make a version with a bunch of eyes that i was happy with on the bottom part#and then i realized thats fine and not everthing is going to look cool and awsome all the time. kinda emphasizes the space though.#anywho do you ever think about how lonely it must be in the tree or dark side of the moon. like all you can do is watch and wait#imagine falling in love with someone you can only see glimpses of#someone who you just found your mind wandering closer and closer to untill you realize just how happy they make you and how they make#the vast emptiness of a prison feel because your so far from someone whom doesn't even know you exist#Anyway!! had some thoughts about sm I'll probably draw more laterrrrr bc I just cant draw today ^“^#cookie run kingdom x reader#shadow milk x reader#shadow milk cookie x reader#i hope my rambling made sence to someone. im not very good at articulating myself
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If Mrs Bennet was indeed the only one 'doing something about the situation' like I often see argued when Pride and Prejudice is discussed... surely she would have spent frugally to ensure her daughters had substantial dowries? Surely she would have employed governesses to educate her daughters to ensure they had the accomplishments necessary to enable them make a successful marriage? Surely she would not have relied on desperate schemes to throw her daughters in front of eligible men and instead allowed them to be judged on their merits?
And yet...
We are told in Chapter 50 that Mrs Bennet has 'no turn for economy,' and only Mr Bennet (a waste of space himself, mind you) prevents them from exceeding their income,
Elizabeth tells Lady Catherine in Chapter 29 that 'we never had any governess' and that 'those who chose to be idle, certainly might.' So even in the absence of having someone around at Longbourn who was entirely dedicated to the girls' education, no pressure was exerted upon them to study... and Elizabeth smilingly reassures Lady Catherine that Mrs Bennet was not a slave to their education,
In Chapter 18, thanks to 'a manoeuvre of Mrs. Bennet,' the party are the last to depart after the Netherfield ball and 'had to wait for their carriage a quarter of an hour after everybody else was gone.' Which is not only rude but highly embarrassing... but she really wanted Bingley and Jane to spend a few extra minutes together, just to make sure...
As you see, there were plenty of opportunities for Mrs Bennet to ensure her daughters were better prepared to find husbands. Yes, in marrying Mr Bennet, she married 'up,' and so might not have had these advantages herself (and Mr Bennet does share some of the blame).
But it's honestly somewhat of a miracle that Jane and Elizabeth turned out so well and were able to make such good marriages, even in spite of such a calamitous upbringing...
#pride and prejudice#jane austen#elizabeth bennet#mr bingley#mrs bennet#mr bennet#jane bennet#lady catherine de bourgh#my analysis#when you learn more about the era it's honestly astonishing how AWFUL they were as parents#and yet elizabeth and jane (luckily) turned out nothing like them... at their cores....#though elizabeth did have a lot in common with her father i think... certainly before she read darcy's letter#her wit definitely came from mr bennet... but scary to think about her turning out like him lol#but sometimes the apple does fall far from the tree... LUCKILY lmao
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In a series of events that absolutely nobody could have predicted, Steve’s parents adore Eddie. Richard thinks he’s witty and sharp, a breath of fresh air for a man stuck in endless meetings with corporate egos. Linda laughed so hard the first time they invited him to dinner, she cried. Nobody is more surprised than Steve, who brought his alternative high school dropout boyfriend to his parents almost as an act of late teenage rebellion. But hilariously, Eddie’s fun personality and his disdain for everything mainstream makes him catnip for rich pretentious people. They bond over their hatred of the idiosyncrasy of middle class small town people in America, everyone is so closed minded and average, you know? No ambition, nothing! And this guy is a rockstar, Steve!, they say. You could use some of that ambition yourself! Have some goals in life!
It’s almost insulting. Like that’s his boyfriend. They can’t like him more than he does!! But Steve even caught his mom smoking pot with Eddie in the porch after dinner one time, which was insane to him since the last time they caught him doing exactly that Steve had been grounded for a week. You were 16 Steve, and a star athlete, we couldn’t have you smoking in the house, she argued. And Eddie, the treacherous man that he was, agreed with her. How would you feel if Dustin started smoking, huh?
In retrospective, Steve should have seen this coming. His parents hate Hawkins people as much as Eddie does, they do everything in their power to be away from town as much as it’s physically possible without actually moving away. They’ve had the “moving to another state” conversation several times already, and it’s been Steve who refused every time. The entire fight about Steve not getting into any college had been more about having to stay in Hawkins than anything else. But of course, his boyfriend who is literally everything this town hates in a person would be exactly what his parents like. No bond is stronger than the one between people who hate the same things.
#based on true life events where my rich boy bff’s parents ADORE ME for like no reason#other than being contrarians and hating the same stuff#and also eddie’s a charmer#he charmed steve and the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#mine
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Far from the Tree- (Full movie)
A Disney short film that tackles the scars of generational abuse/trauma and how to break that cycle.
#far from the tree#disney far from the tree#disney#disney animation#raccoon#animals#animation#cartoon#tw abuse#parenting
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it all makes sense now...

𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺 is why legolas is a 𝓽𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓴🎀
#thranduil#daddy twink#the apple did not fall far from the tree#lotr#the hobbit#legolas my husband#legolas#lord of the rings
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mom? i need you to come pick me up...yeah, i just got out of revenge of the sith. i'm too emo to drive myself home. huh? ah, yeah. it's anakin again...listen, mom. mom. i can't control that he's the character of all time. mom, listen. he was doomed by the narrative so bad. so bad mom...no, you don't understand. he was a slave his whole life mom. i—just come pick me up.
#20 years later and i'm still not over this guy#character of all time#anakin skywalker#anakin#the funny thing is that my mom and i actually talked about anakin being the character of all time right after i watched rots again lol#apple doesn't fall far from the tree#revenge of the sith#rots 20th anniversary#star wars revenge of the sith#star wars: revenge of the sith#star wars rots#star wars#mine
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"Bruce is terrible at communicating to his kids that they are family instead of a job, that he's their father and not their boss, and that he views them as his children, not just his wards-" BITCH where do you think he LEARNED that from
#40 years in and alfred still calls himself the butler#smh GRANDPA#batman#bruce wayne#hashtag thats his dad#alfred pennyworth#smh he could have been bruce pennyworth. he could have had it all#apple doesn't fall far from the emotionally repressed tree#i should sleep#i love alfred dont come at me i just want more bruce angst
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[MC and Satan texting]
MC: Congrats, Satan!
Satan: For what?
MC: *Sends a picture of Diavolo proposing to Lucifer under an apple tree*
MC: For becoming the stepson of the Demon Prince!
^Satan has blocked you^
#obey me shall we date#obey me#obey me dialuci#dialuci#obey me lucifer#obey me diavolo#obey me satan#obey me mc#obey me brothers#proposal#under the same exact apple tree that Diavolo grew for Lucifer#Barbatos took the picture from far away and sent it to MC
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Bound: Far From The Tree by aideomai
Typeset and bound by: me, @phoenixortheflame Ft. art by: mims bindery
The arrival of Harry Potter’s children—snapped back in time, the children themselves guessed, twenty or so years—was the most interesting thing to happen at Hogwarts for years.
Wheres my Soup-pocalypse bind came together in a mere few days, this one I agonized over for months.
You win some, you lose some.


I made this bind for @maleekamolscreates as part of our twins exchange, which we set in motion the day we found out we share a birthday.
I didn't plan to make another sci-fi themed Drarry bind, the chiyogami endpapers kind of dictated the direction. And I couldn't not use these endpapers. I mean... come on.


I opted for a nearly entirely monochrome exterior, save for the title which is layered offset HTV. If you look closely, you can see a wavy texture on the bookcloth mimicking the pattern of the endpapers, which is just matte black HTV.
I don't love the way the HTV turned out, and if I had to do it again I would have left the cover entirely blank. Maybe include a black-only title on the spine. But conceptually I dig it, and hopefully Mally does, too.

The edges are painted with black acrylic ink and the endbands are hand-sewn with black silk thread using DAS's Two Colour Front Bead Headband tutorial.



I finally managed to find short-grain cream paper in Canada (ty, Canada Papers!), which really elevated the typeset in my opinion.

Typeset art is by mims bindery (ty, mims!).
There are two pieces for this bind: the twins and a second piece (so avert your eyes if you don't want any spoilers!)


I opted to use red thread for the text block because, uh, it looks cool?


I was a big baby during this whole bind, so I must thank my emotional support crew who helped me troubleshoot and talked me off the ledge more than once: @citrusses @epitomereally @sits-bound @jtimu
I also DM'd a bunch of other pals with cupped hands begging them to feed me morsels of praise throughout the process, so ty @faiell @its-the-allure @smehur @edieblakee @the-forbidden-forest. ILY ALL VERY VERY MUCH.
#ficbinding#fanbinding#drarry#draco malfoy#harry potter#typesetting#bookbinding#phoenix binds#far from the tree#aideomai
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not drawing for others. not drawing for myself either. playing video games. okay? yay
#some more screenshots from my hardcore world <3 it's going good#built that tree from the last two pictures today :3 it's no bdubs level of course but i like how it turned out!#i think im slowly getting better at custom trees and building in general! happy#that building on the uhhh 6th image is my favorite so far! it houses my bee farm and it's so cool and vibrant and funky!!! loving it#the building on the 3rd image is also pretty good. it's an inn with a restaurant on the 1st floor and villager housing on the 2nd!#it's cozy in there but on the outide i think it could do with a bit more dress up. that part of the town is still in development so im sure#it'll come together eventually! like. with another house across the street and maybe some banner lines between them it's gonna look great#i also took that screenshot with my normal playing fov and not the low-good-for-screenshots fov so. yknow#welp. that's it for now i think#mining and building and also crafting#<- made the tag for it finally! check it out if you wanna; there's the previous set of screenshots as well#yagotalk
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need oscar's reaction to his mum's podcast knowing full well that it's going to be nonchalant because of said podcast
#formula 1#f1#nicole piastri#oscar piastri#hes just a good egg innit#angel boy#silly season#she is also lovely btw#so so lovely#the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
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got around making some more htf ocs!! i honestly cant stop theyre too fun to make actually
#dooble moment#my art#cw happy tree friends#cw htf#happy tree friends#htf#htf oc#htf ocs#GOD i love making ocs for this show so much#like. theres so many fun character ideas you can incorporate into the show#dont question the ethics of cerise’s attire. shes far from the most moral character#ive wanted to develop scurry a bit more to not make him just an orange generic tree friend#but i think just giving him a lot of things to do shows that hes a lil disorganized & yk what?#we love a disorganized king#also love the idea that scoffy & scoldy are like. HUGE rivals when it comes to their jobs#but theyre good friends outside of work#maybe even lovers? who knows!
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i love fallout 4 with my whole heart but it's so fucking funny to me that the only fallout game with romancable companions is the one where your character not only has a cannonical spouse, but said cannonical dead spouse was murdered right in front of them like (form their perspective) extremely recently.
#played a couple hours of fo4 to appease one of my irls#all i have to say about it so far is 1. where diolouge trees and 2. MacCready my beloved#he's like if charlie day was from boston and looked 50% more like a mongoose#fallout#fallout 4#fo4#rambles
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Did you love her? | Next
Lot Cred | pull up on the opps, do we have a pro'lum?
#ts4#indya#looks like we're visiting tomarang#it also looks like charlie is gone-gone#and dira goes 0 to 100 about hers#the apple doesn't fall far from the tree#BEAT HER ASS BABY INDIE!!!#we return to tomarang tuesday#ts4 story#sims 4 story#simblr#black simblr#ch25#also idfw nikki but ifw that version of the song lmfao
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Calhoun Siblings! (2024 ed.)🍎
#I guess the apple don’t fall far from the tree#the 2022 one is so bad I’m pretending it doesn’t exist here#half life#hl2#oc#orginal character#aubrey calhoun#barney calhoun
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