Gar, pouring out shots with stolen alcohol at the Hall of Justice: "Come on guys, just one drink. Hit it, Goldie."
Kori: *uses her abilities to light the series of shots on fire*
Donna: "Gar!"
Gar: "Don't be such a shower of bore bags." *raises the hot tray of shots* "Slainte motherfuckers--" *wobbles and the tray crashes, fire starts spreading*
Roy: *starts tossing the first thing he sees, the nearby bottles of alcohol, on it*
Dick: "Are you throwing alcohol on it, are you actually throwing alcohol on it?"
Wally: *starts shooting the mayonnaise he was eating onto it*
Dick: "And what in under God are you doing? Seasoning it?!"
Victor: *grabs the extinguisher and puts it out* "Wow."
Gar, coughing from the smoke: "On a scale of one to ten, how dead do you think we are?" *notices everyone glaring*
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I just love characters who use humor as a coping mechanism :")
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Favorite headcanon of mine is that Tim and Damian have to constantly deal with their friends crushing on Batman and Nightwing.
Kon Kent: How old is your brother—
Tim: TOO OLD FOR YOU, AND HE’S MARRIED
Damian pretends he didn’t just hear a civilian say “smash” to Batman in a smash or pass/FMK.
Tim lives in Fear of Bernard in particular saying ANYTHING about the Batfam. Bernard says he’d let Batman raw him and Tim’s ready to off himself.
Damian just seethes every time Garfield looks ready to tell the equivalent of a “me and your mom last night” joke about Dick.
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Cujo, Beats Boy. Beast Boy, Cujo
An exhausted Richard 'Dick' Grayson, also known as Robin, was holding up a green puppy that he had chased through the entire Titans Tower and had slobbering his face several times now, to the other Titans. An eye twitch was hidden under his mask, and he did his best to ignore his own tierdness as he stared down his friend while he held the green puppy.
"Something is wrong with Beast Boy."
All he got was stares from the others....
In the Infinite Realms Danny was also holding a green puppy up to the other ghost eyes worried as he realized that the puppy was also missing its usual collar and strangely subdued and quiete, instead of his usual normal overly eager state.
"Something is wrong with Cujo... should I being him to Frostbite?"
There was a beat of silence before the puppy spoke up. "Uhm... Dude, I am not Cujo?"
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