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good omens + text posts (part 8)
featuring: posts that look like they're connected but aren't
#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#anthony j crowley#ineffable husbands#ineffable partners#gomens#text post meme#fex post meme#go tpm#fex pix#i'm back babeyyyyyy#i made some of these last year can you tell#i held off on posting them bc i wanted an even 10 that fit my silly little theme for this set and i knew s2 would provide for me 🙏#and i've got even more on the way ;3c
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On today's episode of "it's just anatomy practice, i swear!"...
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also very interesting how much watto talks to and about anakin like he thinks they’re friends. anakin is acutely aware that this guy owns his life and could blow him up any time he felt like it, watto does not have this fear looming over him and is left to wonder why his favorite nine year old coworker doesn’t want to joke around with him. when anakin comes back in aotc, watto seems genuinely pleased to see him and a little surprised that his buddy doesn’t want to reminisce about the good old days (of being a child slave)
#avoiding real responsibilities by thinking too much about tpm. everyone should go rewatch tpm#anakin skywalker
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911 + text posts (more)
#eddie's turn with the text post meme <3#you guys I fr have about a hundred meticulously organized text posts collected like these are not going to stop any time soon#I think up next will be some bathena#eddie diaz#911 buddie#911 memes#911edit#buck x eddie#eddie#memes#mine#tpm
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I'm always a little weirded out by just how much both the movies and the fandom gloss over how utterly uncomfortable Padme was with being around Anakin in the beginning of AotC. Like, this is a woman who grew up under a microscope from the time she was 14, but she still goes so far as to cover all the cameras in her room, knowing that a bounty hunter is after her and just murdered one of her handmaidens, because Anakin watching her creeps her out so much.
And yeah, most of that is because the movies forget about it too in favor of reducing her character to "girl in forbidden love", but still. It's so deeply clear in the first half of the movie just how much Anakin makes Padme uncomfortable. Like. to wild degrees.
#reason 13543 why I have to believe there was at least SOME mental influence going on to get her to ignore that many red flags#at least if we're trying to keep her characterization at all consistent with tpm#kat rants#idk man it just always stands out to me so starkly#maybe because i've been that uncomfortable around people before and ended up in bad relationships when i didn't listen to my instincts#it resonates#padme amidala#star wars#anti anidala
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Anakin, staring at Qui-Gon’s funeral pyre: When I die, am I gonna be burned up in flames like that?
Obi-Wan: No, of course not. You’re still going to be alive.
#keep the burning jokes going#incorrect star wars quotes#incorrect quotes#anakin skywalker#obi-wan kenobi#star wars#sw#tpm#phantom menace#starwars#sw memes#star wars memes#anakin#obi-wan#obi#kenobi#qui-gon#qui-gon jinn#ani#skywalker#incorrect sw quotes#star wars incorrect quotes
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The frustration when someone makes a really good analysis/critique on Youtube and in the middle of it feels the need to mention the prequels only to dunk on them, or go "the worst movies ever made".
Like. Bro. It's not cool to hate the prequels anymore, you are allowed to appreciate them. It's what we do now. Consider yourself unfollowed.
#star wars#sw#prequels#pt#prequel trilogy#thoughts#george lucas#tpm#aotc#rots#anakin skywalker#padmé amidala#obi-wan kenobi#yoda#it's time to let it go#we like the prequels now didn't yk
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ugh y'all what am I gonna name this asshole fic
#Sifo Lives TPM AU again#I thought about going in the style of those absurd Jedi Apprentice book title but it would have to be something like FESTIVAL OF LIES lol#I actually think Dooku has a line about Sifo-Dyas's “Circus of Lies” but that's not it#why are titles just the hardest or the easiest thing for me#I should finish the actual first chapter#instead of getting all ahead of myself and writing the fun parts later where Sifo can righteously kick out Dooku's cane from under him
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bless you, taco bell executive from long ago, for thinking that 'darth maul's top half' would make a great lid.
#is it just me or does he look happy to be a lid#is this an inside joke?#darth maul happy to be a top#... wait where does the straw go#you know what?#nevermind#star wars#sith#darth maul#Taco Bell#zabrak#nightbrothers#maul opress#star wars merch#old Star wars stuff#tcw#tpm
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the kimono outfit padmé wears might be my favourite in the film and i lament how little screen time it gets every damn day
#padme amidala#queen amidala#sw tpm#the phantom menace#tpm#star wars#bluevelvt art#my art#gotta actually do stuff for classes now not gonna sleep cause i have two late assignments and tomorrow is last day i can turn them in#not to mention all the time i’m going to have to spend on stuff for all my finals in the next three days#this is i’m letting this be my kickstart for drawing and last thing to draw for myself for a bit#just idk throw me in a lake
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good omens + text posts (part 9)
an assortment i made last year with some season 2 mixed in for variety :3c
#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#anthony j crowley#gabriel good omens#anathema device#newton pulsifer#newt pulsifer#pepper good omens#gomens#ineffable partners#ineffable husbands#text post meme#fex post meme#fex pix#go tpm#i meant to make this post weeks ago but i got too in my own head about mixing memes from s1 and s2 shfkdhfks#like overthinking about if i should keep the seasons separated unless there's a specific theme like in the last set i posted#but in the end i decided that it's probably not something anyone would have any opinion on lmao and so here we are#if you're reading this and you Do have opinions about how to arrange my memes then feel free to tell me
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i know it's now the modal (and correct) opinion that the prequels are generally good and i'm very grateful for the cultural reevaluation of hayden's performance, but i'm watching the phantom menace for the first time in many years and jake lloyd is also excellent and it's incredible that jake and hayden have such a clear throughline between nine- and nineteen-year old anakin
#it's unproductive to 'rank' who got more hate (and truthfully it's probably a wash) but the backlash to tpm and jake's anakin specifically#was SO noxious and aggressive (partly because it was the first installment after ~20 years) that i think even i remembered this movie as#being the weakest of the three#and perhaps it is in some regards but not in jake lloyd's performance! not in anakin!#the anakin that yells 'yippee!!!' when watto tells him to clean the racks and then he can go home --> the anakin who giddily flies as#recklessly as possible and drives obi-wan crazy. i've never noticed such a clear emotional / verbal / physical throughline between the two#anyway. this is something we all care very deeply about i know
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oh, and i digress
'cause i must make you the perfect morning
and i try my best
to prove that nothing's out to get you
#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#father and son doomed by the narrative#star wars fanart#sw tpm#i have so. so many thoughts about obi wan and anakin.#this miiiight be an apology for uh. that post.#heart#<3#lukka's workshop#i hope its fucking obvious this is not a ship post. please go get professional help if you think it is.
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911 + random screenshots (more)
#switching it up w some screenshots but it's all going in the same tag lol#hen will be next I swear it's just that all the shit I have in her folder is regular ol text posts so they didn't work here#eddie diaz#chimney han#athena grant#evan buckley#maddie buckley#911 buddie#buddie#buck x eddie#911 memes#911edit#911 abc#eddie#chimney#athena#buck#maddie#tpm#memes#mine
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I found Phantom Menace Maul's "official" journal that was published in 2000 online and it's just
He's such a bitch

He would do numbers on tumblr
The link btw
he is!! he literally said "kill yourself" to the jail director lady in Maul: Lockdown because she was annoying him. he's a shitty edgy bitch who would spam "kys" in someone's inbox before blocking them. I love him
#hm i should make an ask tag#maul#... sory this has been sitting in my inbox for a while#i know this phantom menace journal exists but i've never really stopped to read it#but yes he's a horrible gremlin of a guy. it's so so funny#the real reason he almost never speaks in tpm is because whenever he opens his mouth you go 'oh he's just an angry 20 year old'
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I don't know where the fuck CW 2008 pulled out the "Council doesn't trust Anakin and Anakin's issues with them was a build-up over the clone wars" bullshit because it definitely wasn't from the movies
#“oh but in the phantom menace-” GO WATCH ATTACK OF THE CLONES.#im so tired of AOTC constantly getting deleted out of conversations it's like it doesn't even exist to most of the fandom#first of all the council were not assholes towards Ani in TPM they were skeptical and also had understandable reservations#and in the end they were clearly far more concerned about the Sith returning than a child with a clouded future#and second of all in AOTC this attitude was not there anymore#Anakin was one of them#he was a jedi#they cared about him#and he was family (jedi as found family truther)#in fact it was Mace who was basically telling Obi-Wan to have more faith in Anakin#and respectfully I Do NOT acknowledge any canon that says the council and order treated Anakin differently because of the prophecy#the only one who actually gave a damn about that prophecy was Qui-Gon#in fact I refuse to acknowledge ANY canon that implies the Jedi Order hated or shamed or isolated themselves from Anakin#just because he's powerful or even worse — his background#that's complete bullshit and also blatant villainization of the Jedi that I absolutely despise#in ROTS IT'S SO CLEAR that Anakin's issues with the council begin when they asked him to spy on Palpatine#someone he is close to#and Mace's whole “i dont trust him” about Anakin#DIDN'T MEAN HE DOESN'T TRUST ANAKIN AT ALL#IT MEANS HE DOESN'T TRUST ANAKIN WITH THIS SPECIFIC MISSION#WHICH IS COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE CONSIDERING ANAKIN AND PALPATINE'S RELATIONSHIP
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