#hazbin hotel alignment charts

[chaoticace2005]

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[crabofthewoods]

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[fanby-fckry]

[ID: An alignment chart meme with Hazbin Hotel characters; Panel One: good at being good; Charlie; Panel Two: bad at being good, Angel Dust; Panel Three: good at being bad, Alastor; Panel Four: bad at being bad, Sir Pentious; Panel Five: bad at everything, Tom Trench, screaming while on fire // End ID]

[razzygoat]

Blondes amiright

[redravenblogs]

☆ ★ Alastor Shipping Alignment Chart ★ ☆

Descriptions under the cut.

Wholesome alignments:

No one ♥ Sensible-Wholesome ♥ Ace Alastor. Affirming and objectively correct. It's canon, and you're sticking to it.

Charlastor ♥ Neutral-Wholesome ♥ Yin and yang, and maybe redemption. You want something that's good for both of them.

RadioDust ♥ Horny-Wholesome ♥ They're both fucked up in different ways, but maybe they can get less fucked up together. (With lots of fucking.)

Neutral alignments:

RadioRose ♥ Sensible-Neutral ♥ Friends-to lovers whose vintage aesthetic is a key component of their relationship. You know the type.

Selfship/OC Pairing ♥ True neutral ♥ Obviously. Does this need further explanation? This is the bingo free space.

RadioApple ♥ Horny-Neutral ♥ Why have conflict when you could have sexual tension instead? More "rivals-to-lovers" than "enemies-to-lovers," since they're technically on the same side (for now). But who's "Daddy?"

Fucked Up Alignments:

RadioHusk ♥ Sensible-Fucked Up ♥ They do have that whole soul-deal thing going on. Is it a kink? Is there resolution and forgiveness for it? Stockholm syndrome? DD:DNE? So many flavors to choose from. All of them angsty.

AlMimzy ♥ Neutral-Fucked Up ♥ Does Alastor finally reciprocate her unrequited crush? And who's the bad influence on whom?

RadioStatic ♥ Horny-Fucked Up ♥ True enemies to lovers. Or just hate fucking. (Or the secret third option: Vox being obsessed and Alastor fucking with him because he likes to make Vox suffer from how badly he wants Alastor - my favorite.)

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(Please take all this in good fun. No judgment for any of these ships. ♥)

[lordedlady]

i love all of them <33

[alieliscious]

Alignment charts yiippeeeee

Sorry if some of these are out of character

[venomhound]

Have a bunch of Hazbin alignment charts I made while I was sick and my fever was over 100

(check out @meme-templates for the blanks)

[chaoticace2005]

[atlasskie]

Alastor is not lawful evil. Calling him lawful either means you don’t know what lawful means, or you believe it was legal to commit murder in the 1900’s America. Yes, he’s evil, I think we can all agree with that (I can concede slightly to neutral even). People point to his morals as him being lawful, but that’s not what the alignment chart means by lawful. In the alignment chart, neutral means bending the rules or occasionally breaking them. Chaotic means challenging authority and constantly breaking rules. Alastor is either chaotic neutral or chaotic evil. He might have his own rules about who he kills and who he doesn’t kill, but that doesn’t mean he’s lawful. I’ve seen so many comments and videos calling him Lawful Evil, that I’m certain people have misunderstood what lawful evil means. Alastor doesn’t change laws to make it so that his actions are legal. He straight up just breaks laws. When he was alive, he killed and ate people. He obviously doesn’t follow the law. Please stop calling him lawful evil.

[fanby-fckry]

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(Titles and alt text added by me. I want to make a section in my pinned post for yearly top 10’s, but only discovered this thing this year, which is why I’m posting 2023’s top 10 in 2025.)

[lordedlady]

TELL ME WHY 🤞

[anteater-not-aardvark]

Canon aromantic character alignment chart

[hazbinpage]

It was four

Hazbin alignment charts pt 1

It's one AM and it's doubtless that these are grossly inaccurate, but here they are anyways ajishdjaia

I have like three more I'm gonna reblog with brb

[chaoticace2005]