#hc-moxxie

[toranoya]

ABOUT: Moxxie Knowlastname

“Oh crumbs.”

Moxxie Knolastname is an assassin at I.M.P, Millie's husband and one of the main protagonists of Helluva Boss. He is the straight man weapons expert of the I.M.P gang who tends to be the most rational of the group, but is often treated as the butt of the joke.

Nicknames: Mox, MoxMox, M, Little One, Little Fella/Dude, Poxxie, Old Man, Moxxine

Sexuality: Bisexual Species: Imp Demon Gender: Male

Likes: Cooking, Culinary arts, Musical theater, Classical music, Opera, Kindness, Being put in charge of missions, Supporting fellow artists

Dislikes: Blitz prying into his personal life, Theme parks, Theme Park mascots, Killing the innocent, Pop music, Stolas' wrath, His father's abuse, Loona calling him fat, Being the butt of the joke

Abilities: Ranged Combat, Skilled Marksmanship, Musical Talent, Guitar-playing, Songwriting Drawing, Acrobatics, Physically skilled (climbing, swimming), Earthly fire resistance

Occupation: Assassin/Weapon Specialist of I.M.P, Member of Crimson's Mafia (formerly)

Family: Millie (ex-wife) hc Joe (father-in-law) Lin (mother-in-law) Sallie May (sister-in-law) Crimson (father) Unnamed mother (mother) Three unnamed brothers-in-law Chazwick Thurman (ex-boyfriend; ex-fiancé)

Enemies Verosika Mayday Barbie Wire Striker (rival) Crimson Crimson's Mafia Chazwick Thurman (former fellow gang member) Employees of C.H.E.R.U.B Employees of D.H.O.R.K.S.

Friends Employees of I.M.P (co-workers) (Loona drives him nuts tho) Blitzo (boss; former cellmate) Stolas (Blitz’ rich boyfriend) Octavia

HEADCANON: -Because Mun generally prefers M/M interactions, Moxxie WAS married to Millie prior to her passing during a mission. He blames himself for not being there because he was guarding Stolas as a request from Blitz. A professional, he still showed up to work since it was all he had left, but drank heavily for a week after work. Millie rp’ers exempt

-Moxxie is a fan of the hit musical The Phantom of the Opera as his phone ringtone plays the pipe organ and suffered from a hallucination that heavily referenced the play. He also wondered what sex with Michael Crawford, the actor who originated the role of The Phantom, would be like.

-Moxxie does not swear as often as the others, when in a bad situation he often uses the comparatively tame phrase "Oh, crumbs". -Moxxie is susceptible to motion sickness, and may vomit when things get bad.

-Moxxie is freaked out by theme park mascots, believing them to be perverts under their costumes. -Moxxie makes really good coffee, but when going out has a rather complicated order.

-Moxxie hates it when people call him by the wrong name or misspell it. -Moxxie was mentioned to be native to the Wrath Ring in "The Harvest Moon Festival", and later shown to have grown up in the Greed Ring in "Exes and Oohs". -Doesn’t know how to say NO. -Moxxie loves cats and is a sleepwalker.

Bonus fave quotes: (Mun couldn't decide on a header, lol) "I spent my whole life of being afraid of you, but I'm not giving up the only good thing I've ever had just so you can keep your fragile little sense of control over everything. Millie is a good woman, a better woman than I deserve. And there's nothing that scares me more than hurting her, not even you."

"Miiillie!! Hiii! Heyy… Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em!"

"I'll have a neapolitan cappuccino, more cappu than cino, make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk (the beans won't have the right texture, otherwise), and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put 'Foxy' or 'Roxy', I hate that. If you can't handle that I'll have a venti traditional Misto please use soy milk with two blonde shots affogato AND RISTRETTO!! I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom then add the coffee after then add--"

Appearance Moxxie is an imp with red skin and white freckles on his cheeks. His white pointy hair leads up to his curvy black and white striped horns. He also has yellow sclera with black slit pupils. He has a long red thin tail with a quadrilateral barb at the end, as well as lanky digitigrade legs ending in what appears to be cloven red hooves.

Moxxie's usual outfit consists of a navy-black coat with red buttons and white cuffs, black pants a white shirt that has a black turtleneck, a large red bow-tie, and fingerless gloves.

Personality Moxxie is the I.M.P's weapon specialist; and as such, has a vast knowledge of weapons and often brings a variety of them along during jobs.

He is often the most vocal and realistic of the employees regarding the company as a whole despite its dysfunctional environment and is bullied consequently. Moxxie is also shown to be unsure about himself at times since he’s not physically strong since Striker, Lin and Joe was giving him a hard time since they believe physical strength is what makes a person strong.

Despite being a murder-for-hire imp, Moxxie is queasy with unnecessary killing beyond their targets. He also is uncomfortable with the idea of killing targets who have families, and attempts to give people second chances.

Moxxie is also shown to have a comical side, as when he talks about killing an entire family, he claims it might be alright if it was just a shitty dad or a mob family, saying "That's understandable".

When intoxicated, he loses all common sense and becomes quite delusional, as shown when he asks Millie why she has "four heads", and high-fived her instead of grabbing her hand straightaway. He also is shown to become increasingly flirtatious with her when drunk.

[onetoomanyfandomfixations]

Helluva Boss Characters Reacting to You Asking for a Hug

Tbh this series is just for my own enjoyment at this point lmao

I’m so normal about them, I swear.

BLITZØ

Honestly, it depends on what type of relationship you have with him

Familial relationship? Best BELIEVE he’s coddling the shit outta you rn

^ def a cheek pincher

“Hey sweetie? Do you need me ta fuck someone up for ya?”

But if y’all are platonic, or SATAN FORBID

R O M A N T I C ?

Ur not getting Shit

Well, until you start crying

“You’re a fuckin’ baby, you know that?”

Very casual hugs

Always sits his chin on you

Will complain the entire time

But you both know he loves you

LOONA

“Oh shit, you good?”

She’s blunt, not heartless

Honestly pretty touched that you asked for a hug instead of just going for one

Like her adoptive dad, very casual hugs

Usually just slings an arm over your shoulders

Won’t talk to you about it

Y’all just sit in comforting silence

Don’t let anyone point out that she’s letting you touch her

Will get v flustered

Depending on how you both feel - may let you play with her hair to self regulate

MILLIE

“Sure thing, hun!”

Doesn’t matter who you are, or why you need a hug, she’ll take it

Physical affection is her top love language idc

Squeezes super super tight

Like, you can barely breathe

Gushes over how sweet you are

Will probs pepper your face in kisses too (doesn’t matter what ur relationship with her is)

((Millie is a strong believer in non-romantic kisses, she told me herself))

Will probs ask Moxxie to bring y’all a drink

MOXXIE

“Uhh, you sure you want a hug from me?”

Yes babe I’m sure

Doesn’t think he’s the best one to be comforting you - will palm you off to Millie if he can

But will be offended if anyone else says he can’t look after you

^^ Gets all huffy about it

Distraction is his new best friend

Will tell you a mixture of stories and fun facts to try and make you feel better

Will also make you a hot drink

If you want to, will talk out your feelings with you

STOLAS

Babes just blinks for a hot minute as your words register with him

Has the softest smile

“Of course, dearest. Come here.”

A hug isn’t enough for him, you’re in for a full blown cuddle sesh now

Likes the feeling of having you fully wrapped up in his arms

Forehead kisses. Forehead Kisses.

Will sometimes swaddle you in blankets like a literal baby

Hums softly for you

Tries to ask what’s wrong, will def push the subject

He just wants to fix it, okay?

Will just,,, smother you in affection until you’re okay

And then some

OCTAVIA

Judgemental eyebrow raise.

Judgy, judgy girl

Y’all gotta be CLOSE for her to hug

((But not really, she’s so touch starved its not funny, but we don’t talk about that-))

Long, comforting hugs

If u end up crying, will fix your makeup for you

Don’t mention it though

Like, literally don’t mention it or it won’t happen again

She probs just breathes a sigh of relief when y’all hugs

Holds on a little too tight, for a little too long

If you ask first, she’ll start coming to you for hugs now too

FIZZAROLLI

Baby. Baby, baby man.

Will wrap his arms around you several times over

Another really tight hugger

You had shit to do?

Sike, not anymore

Now you’re spending all day with Fizz

Your fault, you started it by asking for a hug

Is super worried about you, but tries to play it down

Will do stupid shit just to see you laugh

Will ALSO flirt with you until you can’t stand it anymore

ASMODEUS

Immediately concerned, does not try to hide it

Much like his bf, cancels all plans for today

Y’all are gonna be chilling in bed and cuddling now

Just kinda,,, scoops you up?

Definitely plays with your hair

Gives a SOLID head massage

So so gentle and sweet

Just lays you on his chest

Draws pictures on your back and makes you guess what he’s drawing

^^ he does this to help ground you

Tbh he’ll probably drag Fizz to bed too, so know they’re both looking after you

Mans isn’t gonna let anyone get left out

[caseofkings]

is this anything

[stolasbuckzo]

What would really be interesting to see in S3 is Stolas finding the “Stolas” button — from S1 ep 1 — underneath Loona’s desk and I think that he’s going to either take that negatively or be genuinely curious as to why he has a personal button 😂

Or is it maybe like the “ghost” thing knowing that Blitz likes ghosts— so what if it’s possible that they’ve done the deed inside of the I.M.P I mean I wouldn’t put it past S1 Stolas and considering that in “Seeing Stars” S2 Stolas he KNEW exactly where to find Blitz during work hours

Either that or he saw where Blitz’s company was via the bath bubble (again similar to 1x01)

[zarnzarn]

I know millies face drop when blitz said no to being their third was because she knew it meant that something in him really had changed and their dynamic was about to switch up and that whatever he's been dealing with is much worse than she thought it was, if he was being that bluntly honest with her

but it would be so HILARIOUSLY angsty for this one blitzmoxmil fic of mine you guys have no idea.

tfw u realise u gotta break it to ur stressed husband that ur bff/boss whose advances u were going to finally accept no longer wants to pursue u

[sleepingdeath-light]

yandere hcs + overworked s/o ; poly millie & moxxie

requested by ; arcade anon (16/07/23)

fandom(s) ; helluva boss

fandom masterlist(s) ; here

character(s) ; millie & moxxie

outline ; “YANDERE ASKS ROUND THREE!‼️‼️

Can I ask for Yandere Millie and Moxxie team up/poly with a Stubborn, Overworked reader? Like, the job has been really ragging on em lately, and it shows, but they REFUSE to let up/take a break because "None of these fuckin nimwits know how to do the job right!" ?

-Arcade Anon”

note ; this was actually quite good fun to write as i’ve never gotten the chance to write for these two love birds before — but in that same vein, i hope this isn’t too ooc and is an enjoyable read ^^

warning(s) ; yandere!millie, yandere!moxxie, possessive and protective behaviour, referenced forcible restrainment, references to canon-typical levels of violence

despite their hectic work schedule at i.m.p, millie and moxxie are both quick to pick up on how much you’ve been run ragged by your job — but, being more than familiar with how stubborn you can be, the two resolve to give you some time to sort things out by yourself

though not without making it clear that they’re more than happy to step in on your behalf and will do so if things get bad enough — whether you want them to or not

you can dig your heels in and argue with them as much as you want, but you’re never going to convince them to drop the issue of your work schedule — nor are you ever going to be able to convince them to not use their… professional skills to take care of issues on your behalf

(they’ve killed people for just looking at you in a way that could be interpreted as disrespectful to you and your relationship… so needless to say, they’re a very protective duo)

between themselves, usually whilst dealing with marks for work, they toss around several ideas about how to make you take care of yourself — moxxie is initially much more focused on taking the pacifist of route and just arranging a meeting with your job or sitting you down and explaining their concerns as best they can, whilst millie is plotting all sorts of violent acts that span from torturing your boss into lessening your work load (if not outright killing some of your colleagues to send a message) to tying you up and forcing you to stay at home so you can finally take a fucking break

eventually, with some shockingly sound advice from blitzø (there’s a first time for everything), they settle on something in between the two extremes

(love is all about compromise, after all! just not with you this time)

one day you get home from work and your partners are sat in the living room with matching sober expressions on their face — millie is the one to greet you first, as usual, with a cuddle and a kiss as she asks you about your day, guiding you to sit on the settee whilst moxxie quickly goes and retrieves all of the materials he’d been preparing throughout the day (blitzø had rather generously given him the day off to do so — and as thankful as he is, he still dreads what he’ll be asked to do to make up for it)

they sit you down and talk through their concerns with graphs tracking your work hours and sleep schedule that mox had spent weeks making: millie’s alternating between reassurances that they both understand where you’re coming from, backing up moxxie’s statements with her typical wrath-ring charm, and lovingly telling you to shut up and listen whilst being as physically affectionate as ever, whilst moxxie is walking you through the data and (still polite as always) explaining just how necessary it is for you to take some time off

they refute every argument you have and force you (literally, millie is startlingly strong for her size and refuses to take her hands off of you until she’s sure you’re not going to bolt off) to stay and listen to reason

and they make it as clear as day that they’re not above keeping you at home by force if that’s what it takes to get you to prioritise your well-being

and, once they’ve finished with you and are absolutely certain that you intend to listen to their advice, they go and seek out your boss under the cover of night in order to sort out the problem at the source

if millie had her way they’d have just killed your boss outright and used their death as a clear-cut example about what happens to anyone who fucks with their partner

but, thankfully, she listened to moxxie’s pleas and they instead started out diplomatically (except for the whole breaking into their home and tying them up so they can’t escape thing): clearly stating their concerns, stating alternative solutions (like offering more thorough training so you don’t feel like the only competent person in a workplace full of ‘fuckin nimwits’), and making it clear that they will come back and finish the job if they don’t sort their shit out going forwards

(millie still gets her fill of violence by taking out a few armed bodyguards and wounding your boss badly — but not fatally — when they try to weasel out of giving you some time off like they demanded, so don’t worry about that)

… needless to say, you didn’t get overworked at all after that and were instead free to spend even more time showering your (at times concerningly) adoring partners with love and being smothered by their affection in return

[bearw-me]

Just read that vigilante request, can we please get that character somehow running into I.M.P. (maybe even helping them against Striker or Crimson?) , and also maybe a bit of a romance with Loona? You've got full creative liberty here on how that happens tho

vigilante!reader is back!! 😭😭💖

𝐈.𝐌.𝐏 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐕𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𐐒 ft : vigilante!reader, blitzø, millie, moxxie, loona 𐐒 cw : swearing, fluff, crushes, mentions of killing 𐐒 summary : odd circumstances lead hell's newly found 'hero' to I.M.P 𐐒 note : i loveee this, lets make a series lol

Blitzø hired you to help out his company, offering you "the fucking glory" of going back to Earth and help him and his crew do some good by killing some "bad fucking people"

It honestly surprised you that the little imp was cunning enough to track you down one night and offer you something so- casual

Even though you insist you and I.M.P are "mutual partners" Blitzø brags to everyone that you're on his payroll and work for him. It brings him a ton of business so he advertises it WIDELY

Like whenever clients come in looking to hire the company, Blitzø likes to try and wrap an arm around your shoulders and flaunt you off smugly before you twist his wrist backwards, successfully taking his arm off you

Moxxie is obviously skeptical, always questioning you, your morals, why your doing this, etc.

It gets old, and you have to just start shoving the imp away from you (literally keeping him at arms length)

Moxxie likes to try and brag to you about not letting your 'status' in hell affect him.

And honestly Millie likes having another badass on the team. She's the perfect co-worker. Respectful, bubbly, and fucking scary when she needs to be. She isn't intimidated by you so there don't seem to be barriers when she speaks to you.

She's terrifying, so you respect her for it. And she respects you back for carrying your weight in the company.

Millie would one day like to spar with you to prove who is the strongest.

And Loona. . .

You clean your guns during meetings and job run-downs Blitzø goes over, wiping down your pistol and inspecting it closely. Listening to the plan, imagining yourself providing the crew covering fire from a nearby roof.

Then you feel her staring and catch her eyes, quirking an eyebrow at her.

The poor hellhound blushes from being caught and tries to look away. Always trying to fix her hair and checking her makeup in the mirror whenever you look her way.

You can definitely tell she's intimidated and nervous around you. And she always jumps at the chance to give you your paychecks and info from her dad.

Her and Blitzø are the only ones who know/have your contact for that reason.

Blitzø hates it. Trying to interfere and keep Loon-y off you, coming between the two of you whenever he can.

In truth Blitzø loves Loona and wants you as his badass friend he can show off. . . but his dad instincts always come first so "Don't get any fucking ideas Deadpool"

Despite a little skepticism at first, I.M.P and its employee's grow to trust you and your 'holy' endeavor to make the world a little better by ridding it of sinners.

They still all try to get to know you and get under your skin at times, despite your insistence on staying a complete mystery to them.

[xxtheophilusxx]

Some Helluva Boss Tickle Hc's

Blitzo (Blitz) - Blitz is always on the go and often in high spirits. His ticklish spot is on his lower back, just above his tail. When someone manages to tickle him there, he’ll burst into a mixture of laughter and flustered exclamations, unable to contain his energy. It’s a rare moment where he’s genuinely vulnerable, which makes it both endearing and hilarious.

Moxxie - Moxxie, while usually serious, has a sensitive side when it comes to his ribs. If someone tickles him there, he’ll break into genuine laughter, though he’ll try to maintain his composure. It’s a sign of how much he lets his guard down around close friends, even if he pretends otherwise.

Millie - Millie is bubbly and energetic, so it’s no surprise that her feet are her most ticklish spot. When someone gives her feet a playful tickle, she’ll giggle uncontrollably and might even try to playfully kick them away. Her reaction is a reflection of her fun-loving personality and her inability to stay still when something tickles her.

Loona - Loona is usually aloof and tough, but she has a ticklish spot behind her ears. When someone manages to get there, she’ll let out a rare, genuine laugh and may try to swat them away with a playful growl. It’s a glimpse into her softer side, showing how even the most stoic characters have their moments of vulnerability.

Stolas - Stolas, with his regal demeanor, is surprisingly ticklish around his sides, near where his wings are attached. His reaction to being tickled there is a mix of surprised laughter and a bit of flustered charm. It’s a side of him that contrasts with his usually sophisticated demeanor.

Octavia - Octavia is more reserved and mature for her age, but she has a soft spot on her neck that makes her ticklish. When someone tickles her there, she’ll react with a stifled laugh and a slight blush, trying to play it off as she hides her smile. It’s a rare glimpse into her more playful and youthful side.

Fizzarolli - Fizzarolli’s ticklishness fits his playful and over-the-top personality. His sides, especially under his arms, are super sensitive. When tickled, he’ll laugh heartily and might even start a spontaneous performance, using it as an opportunity to show off his theatrical flair.

Asmodeus - Asmodeus is flamboyant and enjoys attention, but he has a surprisingly ticklish spot on his upper thighs. When someone tickles him there, he’ll have a dramatic and hearty laugh, blending his love for theatrics with a genuine reaction. It’s a moment where his composed facade cracks just a little.

[itsmarsss]

O o! How about a p/o that is the mom friend? Like brings homemade cookies to work in case anyone wants a snack, patches them up when they get injured, offers great advice and could honestly rot your teeth with how sweet she is?

believe it or not blitzo also complains! less, but still lol. he's very reactive when people try to take care of him because he tends to see it as them trying to control him in some sort of way, so you learn you can't be super obvious about doing things to take care of him. like you baked cookies? don't offer them to him specifically, offer them to everyone or, even better, let him think he managed to steal them from you. he got hurt? don't try to patch him up by acting worried, act a little mad and annoyed about it. he'll go 'i can take care of myself' and 'you're not my fucking mom' like a teenager like once or twice a week but he does appreciate you a lot, he just can't get himself to let it show all that much lol but you take care of the people he loves, and that means a lot to him.

moxxie's a little shy at first. he doesn't really know what to do with a friendship like that, but he learns. loves having chats with you, knows he can count on you to be real but still supportive of him when he's down. is always checking back on you!! its a very mutual thing and its very nice.

millie goes to you for EVERYTHING she's mad she'll talk to you she's sad she'll tak to you whatever it is she knows having a talk w you is the best thing to do. she's a really good listener in return! makes sure you can count on her for that just as much as she can count on you! finds it nice when you insist on helping her and moxxie when they get injured.

loona appreciates it! she appreciates that you learn how blitzo works so you can take care of him in a way that doesn't scare him off, she appreciates that you pick up on her moods and respect her boundaries but still always make sure to let her know you're there for her if she needs someone to talk to or any help. she's not super lovey-dovey about it, but she'll give you a 'thanks' with a little smile when you help her w something.

[0l1v3-m4c3]

Y'all know this #2 Pookie, eh?

Well...

KABOOM-

HAHA NOBODY CAN STOP ME NOWWWW-

Lmfao 🥰🥰🥰

Love y'all sm 🫶

[greedcartel]

i will die on the hill that crimson can cook really well, and he enjoys making meals for others but he doesn't do it often because he finds it demeaning.

[indulgentnine]

This is for shit and giggles but can Velvette snap her fingers and put ozzie in like a maid outfit or a playboy bunny outfit or is that out of her power level?]

"That's... not a bad idea."

[It's possibly within her power and would also be hilariously great to see. It might be a little difficult doing to a Sin, though, especially if their clothing was crafted differently or even by the Sin themselves. I tend to gauge Sins so far above the Sinner's power that it might straight up not be able to affect them at all unless me and the Sin's mun discuss otherwise.]

[bobbydagen24]

if you could make one Headcanon that you have get confirmed as canon next season what would you choose?

so you can have any HC you want get confirmed as canon next season but only one just to be clear so what would you pick?

personally I'd like for Moxxie to be confirmed autistic ( little HC I've had for a while )

as it'd be nice to have the official Rep imo, I wouldn't want it made a big deal of or anything

it could literally just be mentioned once and that's it maybe it could be mentioned by Crimson or something? but like I said It'd be kinda nice to have Moxxie as official Rep.

anyway what Headcanon would you choose?

[annachum]

How I think the Moxxilie arc may go in Helluva S3 :

. So everyone else finally notified of Millie's pregnancy and they are happy and scared for her cuz of the high stakes in the War

. Millie's parents wanted them to stay at the Rodeo Town refuges cuz of the war, but Millie insists on staying by her husband in the cause. She's still heavily protected behind the frontlines tho

. Moxxie understands Millie's nervousness about it yet respects whatever decision she may take in the unexpected pregnancy

. In the end, Millie decided to keep the baby

. Later on, as the war broiled on, Moxxie and Millie have their baby girl Melody Pandora Ortiz in the IMP Hospital, on September 24th

. Melody's birth caused great joy for her family. But pretty soon Crimson soon hears of the baby and plans ti kidnap the baby for himself. Fearful for the baby, Moxxie and Millie took some time off from IMP and took refuge in the Rodeo Town refuges wjth Millie's relatives

. And then in a Halloween ep, it's also Crimson, who already was bankrupt and losing everything else, tryna attack Rodeo Town. But the citizens and the legions that guard rhe refuges are prepared. Pretty soon Crimson and his gang are soundly defeated by the Project RF members and associates in tow and Moxxie happily hands a tied up Crimson over to the Greed Royal guards who arrested Crimson for grifting from both sides of the Greed Royal factions

. Later on Crimson was thus executed under the orders of the Greed Royal council ( via drowning in the same river that Pandora aka Moxxie's mom was drowned in )

. The rest of those months a year are all in a blur, Moxxie and Millie raising their baby wjth Millie's relatives at the refuge camp, and Millie on maternity leave till the next Sinsmas

. After rhe retrial, Moxxie and Millie move back to Pride and relocated the IMP offices to Pentagram City, where they moved to a nice neighborhood there

[thetorturedmusesdept]

📱 moxxie and millie

your muse’s contact name in mine’s phone

my muse’s contact photo for yours

a text my muse never sent

the last messages my muse did send

how often our muses text each other

Oh you best believe they're the most annoying people who text each other in the morning and at night and in between. She's constantly hitting him with spicy texts out of nowhere so you're welcome for that Moxxie.

[itsmarsss]

Ahhh! I loved the reticent! P/o hcs so much, thank you

I have a silly scenario to imagine if that's okay.

Ok so basically blitz invites them out with everyone and expects their typical "no, thank you" response but they just nod their head and wait for him to lead them to the car.

How would he react? How would everyone react?

“Soo, everyone up for some shitty drinks at the shitty bar on the border of Lust?”

“Hell yeah!! Millie exclaims, excited. Moxxie, as usual, beams at her reaction, as he does at everything she does.

Loona rolls her eyes “Fuck no.”

“How ‘bout you huh?” Blitzø pokes at your arm. “You coming or you’re still too good to hang out with us?”

“Yeah sure,” you shrug, nonchalantly. Why not, just this once?

Blitzø scoffs before you’re even done replying, and you’re sure he didn’t pay any attention to, or rather didn’t even register what you said when he spits out: “thought so, you stuck-up bitch”.

“I said I’ll come.”

“What?”

He’s stunned, like his brain is short-circuiting for a moment. Now that he wasn’t expecting- you certainly did not follow the usual script this time.

Millie’s eyes widen and you can swear they sparkle with joy- she’s been waiting for this moment for ages. “REALLY?”

“Yeah why not,” you even smile at her and she’s so happy about it she doesn’t know how to contain her excitement.

“Do you wanna get ready at our place? Cause now we gotta go get ready! You’re coming with us, it’s a special occasion! And we can-“

Moxxie places a hand on her shoulder and pats it, looking between her and you apprehensively. “We’re very excited to hang out with you,” he tells you before speaking to Millie. “But maybe let’s go a little slower yeah? Not scare them off?” It’s sweet, the way he goes about it, clearly trying to help instead of being condescending about her behavior.

“Ohhh this just got interesting. Where are we going again?” Loona speaks up.

Blitzø seemingly regains his ability to speak after getting taken aback by the unexpected response, turning to her with a raised brow. “Oh now you’re going?”

“What? You think I’m gonna miss out on this? We don’t know a single thing about them and you’re not dying to know what they’re like outta here?”