#poly helluva boss x reader

[sleepingdeath-light]

yandere hcs + overworked s/o ; poly millie & moxxie

requested by ; arcade anon (16/07/23)

fandom(s) ; helluva boss

fandom masterlist(s) ; here

character(s) ; millie & moxxie

outline ; “YANDERE ASKS ROUND THREE!‼️‼️

Can I ask for Yandere Millie and Moxxie team up/poly with a Stubborn, Overworked reader? Like, the job has been really ragging on em lately, and it shows, but they REFUSE to let up/take a break because "None of these fuckin nimwits know how to do the job right!" ?

-Arcade Anon”

note ; this was actually quite good fun to write as i’ve never gotten the chance to write for these two love birds before — but in that same vein, i hope this isn’t too ooc and is an enjoyable read ^^

warning(s) ; yandere!millie, yandere!moxxie, possessive and protective behaviour, referenced forcible restrainment, references to canon-typical levels of violence

despite their hectic work schedule at i.m.p, millie and moxxie are both quick to pick up on how much you’ve been run ragged by your job — but, being more than familiar with how stubborn you can be, the two resolve to give you some time to sort things out by yourself

though not without making it clear that they’re more than happy to step in on your behalf and will do so if things get bad enough — whether you want them to or not

you can dig your heels in and argue with them as much as you want, but you’re never going to convince them to drop the issue of your work schedule — nor are you ever going to be able to convince them to not use their… professional skills to take care of issues on your behalf

(they’ve killed people for just looking at you in a way that could be interpreted as disrespectful to you and your relationship… so needless to say, they’re a very protective duo)

between themselves, usually whilst dealing with marks for work, they toss around several ideas about how to make you take care of yourself — moxxie is initially much more focused on taking the pacifist of route and just arranging a meeting with your job or sitting you down and explaining their concerns as best they can, whilst millie is plotting all sorts of violent acts that span from torturing your boss into lessening your work load (if not outright killing some of your colleagues to send a message) to tying you up and forcing you to stay at home so you can finally take a fucking break

eventually, with some shockingly sound advice from blitzø (there’s a first time for everything), they settle on something in between the two extremes

(love is all about compromise, after all! just not with you this time)

one day you get home from work and your partners are sat in the living room with matching sober expressions on their face — millie is the one to greet you first, as usual, with a cuddle and a kiss as she asks you about your day, guiding you to sit on the settee whilst moxxie quickly goes and retrieves all of the materials he’d been preparing throughout the day (blitzø had rather generously given him the day off to do so — and as thankful as he is, he still dreads what he’ll be asked to do to make up for it)

they sit you down and talk through their concerns with graphs tracking your work hours and sleep schedule that mox had spent weeks making: millie’s alternating between reassurances that they both understand where you’re coming from, backing up moxxie’s statements with her typical wrath-ring charm, and lovingly telling you to shut up and listen whilst being as physically affectionate as ever, whilst moxxie is walking you through the data and (still polite as always) explaining just how necessary it is for you to take some time off

they refute every argument you have and force you (literally, millie is startlingly strong for her size and refuses to take her hands off of you until she’s sure you’re not going to bolt off) to stay and listen to reason

and they make it as clear as day that they’re not above keeping you at home by force if that’s what it takes to get you to prioritise your well-being

and, once they’ve finished with you and are absolutely certain that you intend to listen to their advice, they go and seek out your boss under the cover of night in order to sort out the problem at the source

if millie had her way they’d have just killed your boss outright and used their death as a clear-cut example about what happens to anyone who fucks with their partner

but, thankfully, she listened to moxxie’s pleas and they instead started out diplomatically (except for the whole breaking into their home and tying them up so they can’t escape thing): clearly stating their concerns, stating alternative solutions (like offering more thorough training so you don’t feel like the only competent person in a workplace full of ‘fuckin nimwits’), and making it clear that they will come back and finish the job if they don’t sort their shit out going forwards

(millie still gets her fill of violence by taking out a few armed bodyguards and wounding your boss badly — but not fatally — when they try to weasel out of giving you some time off like they demanded, so don’t worry about that)

… needless to say, you didn’t get overworked at all after that and were instead free to spend even more time showering your (at times concerningly) adoring partners with love and being smothered by their affection in return

[bearw-me]

Can we have poly Asmodeus and fizarolli with a s/o who's a k-pop idol ?

my first polyyyy i'm so excited! bless anon!

𝐀𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐮𝐬 + 𝐅𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲!𝐇𝐜𝐬

𐐒 ft : (poly!) asmodeus x kpop idol!reader x fizzarolli 𐐒 cw : fluff, cuddling, slight angst 𐐒 summary : general hcs! 𐐒 note : may i be the first to say this was the most wholesome-heart squeezing thing ive ever written/imagined

Asmodeus arranges shows for you in his club in the Lust Ring, if you have time, and they are special events he doesn't host very often (mostly because he adores you and wants you to be shown off, but also because he hates the way his sinners view you in the Lust Ring: objectively)

He LOVES singing with you

Fizzarolli is the one to attend ALL your shows, waving his light sticks in the air happily, probably cheering the loudest.

Asmodeus doesn't really like PDA unless its for his shows or a performance out of respect for your public image, but Fizz is a little more weary, mostly because (like in the show) he doesn't want to be the one to drag the two of you down

They both LOVE your dances and choreography, and the fact you allow them to have opinions on your outfits.

Cuddle Hcs: Asmodeus loves to be in the middle, holding the two of your smaller bodies against him or both next to him on one side (he can definitely manage to wrap his arms around you both, so he does) and Fizz just likes having you both near him, having the smell and warmth of you both close is enough to have him finally fall asleep

If you're off on tour, Fizz has to call you every night and check in, holding you on the phone until you absolutely can't talk to him anymore (bonus if you just fall asleep with him and he can hear you snoring. it melts his heart) and he turns to Asmodeus until you're back

Despite being popular in hell themselves, Asmodeus and Fizz never actually try to "take advantage" of your fame, only support you when you need it

Your literal husbands

Fizz is clingy, while Asmodeus is a more possessive/jealous type

but also don't think Fizz will just stand there and let some guy try to eye-f*ck you either (he WILL strangle someone)

Asmodeus has a tattoo, or a mark on his chest, for the two of you

Fizz would love to manage your socials if you asked it of him (or give you opinions on your 'best' pictures)

Surprisingly, Asmodeus is the one who wears your merch (the most), mostly as a sleepy shirt, but he would wear it under his usual three-piece suit if he didn't feel like dressing that day

I feel like (obviously) As would rehearse your songs with you, giving you feedback on your notes and tone while you sang, While Fizz would help you with choreo!

Fizz likes to cuddle with you in bed, snuggling his face into your chest and vent about the day or what bothers him

Asmodeus loves to be involved with your career and brings you things you might need like body glitter or getting your nails done, even bringing you socks that match your outfit better.

The poly relationship would work really well, and Asmodeus and Fizz could really depend on each other when one of them wasn't their for you.

As feels like he needs to protect and be there for the two of you, and gets anxious or apprehensive when he's not there with you both

And Fizz knows he can depend on the both of you, comforted even if you both weren't physically there to hug him

[roo-bi-unrestricted]

༘⋆ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴏɴᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜱᴛᴏʟᴀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʟɪᴛᴢᴏ

ᴘᴀʀɪɴɢꜱ : ʙʟɪᴛᴢᴏ x (ɴᴀᴍᴇ) x ꜱᴛᴏʟᴀꜱ

ᴄᴀᴛᴇɢᴏʀʏ : ꜱᴍᴜᴛ + ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ

ᴛʏᴘᴇ ᴏꜰ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ : ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ɴᴇᴜᴛʀᴀʟ

ᴛʏᴘᴇ : ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴɴᴏɴ

ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ : 478 ᴡᴏʀᴅꜱ

ʙʟɪᴛᴢᴏ & ꜱᴛᴏʟᴀꜱ

Having a one night stand with these two is a little werid to you at first. Having sex with your boss and a prince? Blitzo had to convince you that everything was going to be fine and this was just going to be a one-time thing.

This all started because Stolas got turned on by seeing you and Blitzo protect him from being assassinated. He was very straightforward when it came to asking you to join him and Blitzo in their "love making."

It started off slow when they came onto you. Blitzo, making sure to leave his marks all over you while Stolas, on the other hand, gives you tiny love-bites and teases you repeatly. It felt like heaven ( even though you're literally living in hell. )

Once you were satisfied, you were able to look at Stolas and Blitzo to do their thing. The two were making out right in front of you. They were going at it for a while. Letting you sit and watch the two as long as you wanted.

After they were done, they would go back to pleasuring you. Blitzo would take you first. He's rough and ruthless when it comes to his thrusts. Him having a high sex drive doesn't make it any better. He would be plowing into you for hours without getting tired.

Stolas would be underneath you, making out with you while commenting on how good you are doing for the both of them. He's definitely softer then, Blitzo. He makes sure that Blitzo isn't that rough with his love-bites.

When it's Stolas's turn, he will get you into a missionary-like position as he fingerfucks you. (I headcanon that Stolas doesn't have a dick) As he's doing this, he would be whispering sweet nothings into your ear. He would also deny your orgasms.

When he's done, the two of them would be all over you for the rest of the night. It's a constant cycle of them denying your orgasms and them giving you so many love bites that were out in the open for everyone to see.

When they were done for the night, Stolas would use his grimoire to clean up the mess that the three of you had made. Then, he would make the three of you shower together. Werid, yes, but you couldn't really deny him. Your body was sore from how rough they were with you.

By the time you three got out, it was already morning. Blitzo and Stolas would already be in bed, cuddling with each other. You would either just fall asleep by yourself without touching them, or you could cuddle against one of them as you slowly fall asleep before they reposition themselves so the both of them could cuddle you.

.

10 out of 10. Would fuck the both of them again if you had another chance to.

[effy-writes]

HIIII!! CAN I REQ A POLY! ASMODEUS X FIZZAROLLI X GN!HELLHOUND!READER?? (IF NOT HELLHOUND THEN JUST GN!READER IS FINE!!!) and reader works at ozzie’s with fizz and asmodeus and a group a fans start making fun of reader? :3

ofc!! hope you enjoy <3

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Ozzie x Fizz x GN! Hellhound! Reader: Performance

You first met Fizz and Ozzie at the restaurant “Ozzie’s”. You started out as a waiter/waitress and made some hella good money. So, obviously you stayed.

The two noticed you straight away and found you extremely attractive, so they began asking you on dates. You were shocked at first that THE sin of Lust and THE jester found you attractive and even wanted to go on dates. You were nervous at first, gathering your thoughts on if they’re doing this because they felt bad for you or if they’re doing this because they’re board. Either way, you dressed nicer and head your way to a different restaurant to meet them.

The moment they saw you Ozzie brought you in a tight hug while Fizz moved the chair for you to sit down. “Thanks for inviting me out on this date, I really appreciate it.” You gave them a whole heartily smile.

“Of course, babe! Fizzy and I just couldn’t stop staring at you..not in a bad way!” Ozzie laughed, “We just thought you were attractive and really wanted to get to know you more.”

“Thank you, I appreciate it.”

“So, how are you liking Ozzie’s?” Fizz questioned.

“I love working there! The money is great, the workers are great, I love seeing you guys perform, and…I feel welcomed there.”

Fizz replied, “Have you ever thought of performing? You look like you’ll be great using the pole.”

“Eh..I don’t know. I never performed before. And I definitely would mess up doing the poles. I appreciate it though!”

“Oh come on,” Ozzie replied, “Fizz could teach you! You’ll make more money by performing.”

“Really? I kinda like my waiter, waitress thing job.”

“Let’s try the pole thing out. I would love to teach you.” Fizz smiled.

“And if you don’t like it then you can go back to wait tables.”

You thought about it for a moment, “Sure, why not? Plus it’ll be nice to work with Fizz.”

That first date turned into two, then three, and then on the fourth one they asked you to join their relationship. You obviously said yes and felt like the happiest hellhound there is.

During the times of the dates, Fizz was helping you practice a routine on the poles. You never performed or do anything with people staring at you, so this was very much out of your comfort zone, but you loved spending so much time with Fizz as Ozzie cheered you on. You kept missing up at first, like falling down, or just messing up the routine, but Fizz was always there for you.

Tonight was the night of your first performance and holy shit you were nervous as fuck. You waited in the wings with your boyfriend’s and couldn’t stop shaking.

“Guys..I don’t think I should do this.” Your hands shook. Ozzie held your shaky hands and spoke, “I believe in you, babe. WE believe in you.”

“And if you mess up just keep on going! The audience doesn’t know this routine.” Fizz rubbed his face against yours so he could feel you.

You let out a shaky breath, “I don’t know…”

“Just take deep breaths. I used to do that before performing for Mammon.”

“I fucking HATE that guy.” Ozzie interrupted, “Sorry Y/n, everytime I hear his name I just want to-”

“Ozzie!” Fizz whispered with harsh before turning back to you. “You got this. We believe in you..confidence is key.”

“Thanks guys, and thank you for being my personal cheerleader.” The moment you said that your dance music started to play.

Ozzie and Fizz smiled and gave you a thumbs up as you swayed your body to the rhythm of the music. Your heard the audience gasp as you made your way to the pole and started the routine.

You felt pretty confident during this dance. The moves was perfect as you climbed up the pole, swung yourself as you showed the “good” parts of your body.

You heard some hecklers that was sitting near the front but tried not to focus on them.

Ozzie overheard them and wanted to kick them out right then and there but he didn’t want to embarrass you during your first ever performance, so he waited until the dance was over.

You climbed up the pole once more and used your hands and legs to stay upside down, but since you’re a hellhound and have soft fur, you quickly dropped to the floor and felt yourself freeze up.

Those same hecklers laughed as loud as they could to make sure you heard. “This is why hellhounds shouldn’t perform.” The girl said to her group of friends.

“I don’t even find them attractive!” Another girl said inbetween her nasally, loud laughs.

You quickly stood up and ran off the stage into the wings as Fizz called your name out. He searched for Ozzie and saw him over at the group of hecklers. Fizz ran back to you and saw you with your hands on your knees panting.

“Are you okay?” Fizz rubbed your back.

“I’m not fucking okay! I shouldn’t have done this.”

“You were amazing! Don’t listen to them.” Fizz held your hands so you would be able to stand up straight.

“They thought I was disgusting, Fizz.” You deadpanned.

“Well, now they’re beaten to a pulp.” He chuckled.

“Huh?”

“Ozzie is handling them. I’m not sure if he did actually hit them, but most definitely yelled and threw them out, literally. Look, point is, hecklers is always going to come in here, and me and Ozzie will always stand up for you. How about you try this performance again. Only whenever you’re ready.” His grip on your hands tightened.

Before you could reply Ozzie ran up, “Are you okay, babe?”

“Im fine, Oz. Thank you for sticking up for me.”

“Well you don’t have to worry about them anymore.” He pulled you into a hug with Fizz joining by hugging behind you.

“Fizz, you’re poking me.” You laughed.

“Sorry, love and affection turns me on.”

“I’m so fucking glad I met you guys.”

[storm-angel989]

Vox and Val don't know how to hold babies. They get handed their newborn to get some bonding in and they're all "ok what now? I just hold it? Where do I put my hands?" Until Auntie Velvette gets sick of their bullshit and physically rearranges them into a proper baby holding position because "you don't have to hold them out so far away from you, they're not contagious" and "anything they have, you're gonna catch real soon anyway"

Ok that's my contribution for today

Hi friend, 

Oh I love this idea! My biggest struggle with this one was “where do Vox and Velvette and Valentino get a baby?” (because there is no baby store, let's be real) so it took me a while to chew on what I think is an entertaining situation. I hope you enjoy it!

<3 Mandy

Valentino didn’t hold babies. Not in life. And certainly not in death. In fact, he didn’t think the idea of children had ever been discussed in his relationship with Vox and Velvette. And when his phone rang and Asmodeus' voice called him, Vox and Velvette to his restaurant in the lust ring, the last thing he was thinking about was kids. 

“What does Ozzy want with the three of us?” Velvette asked as she watched the rolling hills of fire pass by as they jumped from ring to ring. 

“Fuck if I know,” Valentino replied as he took a drink of wine. “Any idea, Voxxy?”

“No,” Vox replied without looking up from his phone.

Velvette sighed in annoyance. “Well you two fuckers are no help.”

Both ignored her. Several minutes later, the limo pulled up outside one of the biggest restaurants in all of hell. As soon as they stepped out of the limo, they were escorted back to Asmodeous’s office.

“Who's a sweet little baby? Yes you are, yes you are!” Asmodeous’s voice floated out from behind his office doors. 

“Huh, didn’t expect him to have a caretaker kink,” Vox muttered. “Hey, ow!” 

Valentino elbowed him, hard and gave him a writhing look. 

“We don’t judge,” he said sharply. “Especially not Oz.”

“Judge what? Huh?” Fizzeroi’s voice floated as the doors opened. “Come in, dumb little…”

“Alright, that’s enough Fizz, calm down, you’ll scare the baby,” Ozzy said firmly. “Come in you three.”

The V’s exchanged glances but stepped inside. Of all of the sighs they expected to greet him, Asmodeous holding a tiny pink blanket wasn’t anywhere near the top of the list. Hell, for that matter, it wasn’t even on the list.

“Congraduation’s Valentino, you’re a father,” Asmodeous said as he stood up.

Vox and Velvette stared at Valentino in disbelief.

“That isn’t possible,” Valentino argued. “I always use protection, I…”

Azmedous stood up and walked across the room.

“In nineteen seventy three you made a deposit to a sperm bank. Upon your arrival in hell, our agents were supposed to destroy every single source of your DNA on Earth. It appears someone fucked up I mean…uhn…” he looked down at the baby, “made a mistake. This little girl is a product of that. And with her mother in heaven, she’s yours.”

“Wait, her mom died? Who was she?” Valentino demanded, taking a step back away from Asmodeus. 

“She did. And went to heaven. But as you know, unbaptized babies?” Asmodeous made a slashing motion across his throat. “Not welcome upstairs.  And upon this little one’s arrival, I went myself and personally destroyed the rest of the vial. But there is no mistaking, she’s yours. And by the contract you signed, she’s your responsibility, just like any other child who falls who has parents in hell. And I know you want to honor your contract.”

Asmeodous’s normally lighthearted voice dropped to a dangerously low tone. The fire that surrounded him perked up, and even Fizzeroli jumped from his shoulders. 

“Give me,” Velvette said quickly, stepping forward. 

Asmodeous shot Valentino and Vox a look, but carefully handed her the tiny pink bundle. 

“We’ll take her,” she declared firmly. “Valentino will honor his contract. Do you have a diaper bag, or formula or anything?”

Instantly, Asmodeous relaxed. From beneath the desk, he pulled out a pink bag and dropped it at Valentino’s feet. 

“I put a sleep spell on her, so she should stay down the entire way home,” he told them. “But she’s going to be hungry when she wakes up. Formula is in the bag, along with diapers and a few extra things.” 

“Great,” Velvette said as she looked at the pink bag with distaste. “We’ll get a more stylish one in time, come on boys.” With those words, Velvette turned and walked confidently out the door. 

“Do you think they have any idea of what they’re doing?” Fizzeroli muttered as he watched the retreating figures. 

Asmodous shrugged. “We’ll check on it in a few days.  Make sure Valentino truly does uphold his end of the contract.”

Back in the limo, Velvette carefully cradled the newborn to her chest.

“There should be a carseat,” she declared. “Vox, get out your phone. Make a list of the things we’re going to need to keep this thing alive.”

Valentino and Vox stared at her.

“What? It’s either keep it alive, or Valentino breaks his contract and Asmodeus…”

“Yeah, no I get that,” Vox interrupted. “But we, I really never took you for the motherly type.”

“Oh fuck you, I’m motherly,” Velvette snapped. “Now get the phone out and start making a list.” 

By the time they arrived back at the penthouse, the spare bedroom had been transformed into a workable nursery.

“It’s basic, but I can do the design later,” Velvette told them as he looked around.

In her arms, the baby began to fuss as she opened her eyes. 

“She’s probably hungry,” Velvette said to them as she turned and walked out to the kitchen. “One of you, hold her while I make a bottle.” 

Both stared at her in confusion. 

“No, I’ll hurt her,” Valentino confessed finally. “She’s so tiny.”

“Yeah, no. How do I hold it? What do I do?” Vox asked.

Velvette rolled her eyes. “You, Vox, look it up. Valentino, it came from you. So you, sit down on the couch. Vox, take notes.”

Valentino obediently sat down on the couch. Carefully, Velvette placed the baby in his arms and Valentino held the child out at arms length. 

“No, no not like that. Closer. She isn’t a disease, you won’t catch anything from her,” Velvette admonished. “And if she gets sick, we’re all getting it anyway, so buckle up buttercup.”

Velvette watched as he slowly inched his arms closer. Annoyance flooded through her. 

“No, you know what? Unbutton your shirt,” she snapped as she snatched the baby back. 

“Fuck you, no,” Valentino retorted. “That has nothing…I’m not…no!”

“Actually, she’s right, it’s called skin to skin,” Vox interrupted as he looked up from his phone, “we should all probably do it. It helps…with their vitals and stuff. Body temperature and heartbeat regulation. Helps them thrive.”

“And I’m pretty sure if this thing dies, Asmodous will consider it a violation of your contract in some way and kill you as well,” Velvette added.

Hesitantly, Valenitno undid his jacket and unbuttoned his black shirt. Carefully, Velvette positioned his hand under the little girl and laid her against his chest. To his surprise, it felt good- natural, almost. Carefully, he leaned back and settled the child comfortably against him.

“Good. Now don’t be alarmed if she cried,” Velvette warned. “She’s got to be hungry.”

As quickly as she could, she hurried off into the kitchen. As quickly as she could, she mixed a bottle and brought it back to Valentino.

“Here, you feed her, Vox,” she directed. 

“Oh hell no, it ain’t my kid,” Vox protested. 

 “We’re in this together, right? Otherwise the empire crumbles,” Velvette said firmly. 

The look on Vox’s face told Velvette she had won. She watched as he took off his jacket, rolled up his sleeves and unbuttoned his shirt. 

“Fine, I’m ready,” he said reluctantly.

 Carefully, Valentino handed the baby to Vox and Velvette adjusted his arms so the baby was in the correct position. She watched as he gently pressed the bottle to her lips and to Velvette’s relief, she instantly took to it. 

“She is kind of cute,” Vox admitted as she suckled frantically. “Are you hungry, little girl? She needs a name, right?” 

“Let’s call her Reader,” Valentino suggested. “It was…well, it doesn’t matter. I’m her dad, I get to name her, right Velvette?”

“Reader,” Velvette said slowly. “Yeah. I like it.” With a swish of her skirt, she turned away. “I’m going to make some design notes for the nursery. Yell for me when she’s done eating, she’ll need to be burped.”

“Great,” Vox muttered as he looked at Valentino. “That ones on you.”

“We’ll all be doing it,” Velvette yelled over her shoulders. “She’s a member of this family, we take care of each other. Period.”

[djljpanda]

if you’re alright with it, maybe an FizzOzzie (poly) x Idol reader where something happens to the reader (like that one scene from Oshi No Ko where Ai got stabbed)

FizzOzzie X Ai! Reader

They knew that you being an Idol will be dangerous but you told them that you would be fine. Fizz was worried because he knew how fans can be and he didn’t want you going through that, Ozzie is like how he is with Fizz trying to make you take bodyguards and always trying to be there for you.

But you and a whole 7-ring tour trip and you knew the two couldn’t go due to scheduling so you left for your tours after making sure they knew you will be fine.

You were in your hotel room waiting on some food service you ordered. You heard a knock and after checking you opened the door but right before you could grab your plate of food you felt a knife go through your side. That imp had a crazy expression and going on how you betrayed them and how if it wasn’t for them you wouldn’t be famous.

With enough strength you went in and hugged the imp speaking how no matter what you will always love your fans. The imp ran off and you banged on the other hotel rooms while some helped others went to go get help.

Surprisingly Ozzie and Fizz didn’t know what happened to you till they saw it on the news and they went crazy going straight to the Sloth ring hoping you will be okay.

You were fine but just a bit shaken up but you were happy that you will be fine. When you saw your boyfriend’s they cling to but not to tightly not wanting to hurt you. They came and stood with you in the hospital for days and even you came home they treated you like some fragile glass.

As much as you loved the treatment you hated it cause you are feeling weak and it bugged you. But after some talking you were able to go back to your tour but with some extra security just to make things more comfortable for both parties.

[scoutswritingcorner]

So like I know anon been doing a lil Chauffeur x Blitz but could you imagine how jelly the Vees would be at seeing Chauffeur with someone? Especially an IMP like Blitz?

Blitz is a triple whammy here, 1) He's an Imp, literally the lowest class in Hell next to Hellhounds while the Vees are overlords. 2) Blitz isn't exactly shy with the PDA, he's down for everything from just handholding while waiting in line for coffee to dragging you/getting dragged by you into a nearby alley to get frisky while the Vees haven't even been able to establish friendly contact let alone romantic or intimate contact. 3) They can't even get rid of him because he's a highly skilled assassin who is the leader of a bunch of other highly skilled assassins, it wouldn't end well for them.

Val probably both loves and hates the view, loves because damn can Chauffeur kiss but hates because he can't join. Vox hates it but secretly gets off on it, he's save the vid and is trying to make a VR dating/kissing Chauffeur experience. Vel is interrogating Chauffeur and stalking Blitz online to find out what Blitz has that they don't.

Oh definitely, they are so upset and jealous.

Because an imp out of them has your heart in his hands?

Vox would definitely try to make some kinda VR deal or some kinda dating sim thing with you. Don't let him fool you, he will play that VR/dating sim for hours.

Valentino is definitely using Vox to spy on you and he definitely sees some scenes he shouldn't be able to see. Like your make out sesh in your home that would make the most evil sinner blush. He definitely uses the same techniques/positions in his next porno and you have a weird feeling about it cause it seems familiar in some way.

Velvette is most definitely stalking Blitz's vox-stagram and asks you blunt questions:

"How long have you both been together?" "Why am Imp? Why not an Overlord?"

Shit like that. You answer honestly and just keep doing your job like normal. You definitely think something weird is going on but you can't really..put your finger on it.

Blitz? Is like being careful cause while he is an skilled assassin, you do work for three of the most dangerous Overlords. But he's smug especially when he has the pleasure of walking/driving you home after work. He's got your favorite take out and everything just to rub it in the Vee's face.

And you? You probably don't suspect a thing and just want to go home to love up on your boyfriend, watch a movie and pass out. They did give you two weeks off. (It's so they could stalk your voxstagram)

[bunnie-online]

if stolitz were your doms— what would you call them??

for me, Blitzø is Sir, Owner or Master and Stolas is Daddy, My Dear, Mister

occasionally Blitzø likes Daddy but he really has to be in the headspace for it, Stolas is primarily Daddy bc of his soft dom/caring nature!!

Blitzø loves owner bc he plays heavily into the power dynamic of it all, especially if you’re into pet play

what’re yours??

[scary-noodlesblog]

Hellaverse Masterlist

Alastor The Radio Demon

Alastor x Platonic!Male Sinner!Vaggie's Platonic Soulmate!Reader

Husker

Nothing yet...

Angel Dust

Nothing yet...

Charlie Morningstar

Nothing yet...

Vaggie

Nothing yet...

Adam

Nothing yet...

Sir Pentious

Nothing yet...

Cherri Bomb

Nothing yet...

Lucifer

Nothing yet...

Blitzo

Nothing yet...

Moxxie and Millie

Nothing yet...

Loona

Loona x Male!Sinner!Reader

Stolas

Nothing yet...

Multiple

Alastor, Charlie and Vaggie w/ BEN Drowned!Reader

Husk & Alastor Birthday Headcannons

Charlie x Fem!FalconSinner!Reader x Vaggie

Hazbin Hotel x Human!Reader

Stolas and Lucifer (Seperate) Relationship HCs

Chaggie x Reader Star Wars Day

[ravenwitch45]

Can you please do headcanons for poly Beelzebub x Male Reader x Loona? Could be an interesting dynamic lmao. Thanks for your time, I love your stuff!

(Whew! Damn I am sorry this took so long, I had such a mess of a few months, and getting absorbed and overwhelmed with my rp blog. Which is why I was silent on HH despite it ripping my heart out XP But I'm back! Let's do this, I love this idea. I love some Poly relationships, and first time for Bee, something to celebrate I guess, hope you don't mind if it kinda turns out treating the reader as Vortex, idk if that'll happen but I feel it might, but I will still try!)

(PS not sure if you mean this as Loona and Bee not being together, but are with you, but with how you phrased it, I'm going with all together, hope that's okay)

Male Reader in a Poly relationship with Beelzebub and Loona

The Relationship is certainly like a rollercoaster, but not in a bad way.

Bee's eternal party girl attitude is well balanced by Loona's preference to take it slow and not draw too much attention to herself, and you being a good middle point things work pretty well despite two very different situations being your most common dates

High party life and chill dates like movies, walks etc, give a lot of ways for you guys to get used to eachothers quirks and interests.

Though I wll say, despite your both being pretty modest people, Bee loves showing you both off, just how she is but she tries to keep a low profile if you request it, just so you can recharge your social batteries when you need. Though she can still overdo it

You and Loona are pretty humble, you don't brag about being in a relationship with a sin, and if they haven't heard, you can expect some slack jaws when Bee shows herself, one time you and Loona are pretty darn smug and proud.

Bee is pretty darn protective of you too, not that Loona isn't as well, but due to her powers, Bee can be a good bit more intimidating and scary. If your protective too, then it's quite the scary throuple to mess with.

No matter your species, you love how soft both your girlfriend's fur is, though of course your respectful in touching it, be it bashful or or affectionately so.

When your all together and the night approaches, and you shuffle into bed, it's a very relaxed atmosphere, the bed is warm, as all the bodies you hold eachother close, but noones overheating as Bea's liquid tail wraps around you all.

If it takes long for any of you to get to sleep and anyone has something to vent about, you have two great confidents in a safe space, as sleep takes you, and another fun day awaits in the morning

(Hope I did this okay, getting used to this again, so hope I'm not too rusty XP)

[al-of-the-stars]

Hi Al! I've come with a Poly request todayyy👀

So I was thinking of an Asmodeus x reader x Fizzarolli dating headcannons or a oneshot of how would a day with those 2 be like.

It's your choice what you choose! I'll be happy with anything <3

have a good day/night!

~💎

Poly Fizzmodeus x reader headcannons

A/n: Hi, 💎!! Thank you for the request! I was happy to write this since this is my first Helluva Boss request!! Also, for the divider, Fizzarolli's hat took a pretty long time to draw lol! I hope you enjoy! :D

-the BEST cuddles you could ever have

-Nice, cozy lazy mornings

-You and Fizz sit on Ozzie's shoulders

-Your relationship stays secret from the public for a while so until you guys go public, no PDA or at least very discreet

-Wholesome moments happen very often

-When the public finds out about your relationship, you basically become a celebrity in hell

-Board game nights and movie marathons followed by sleepover activities (For example, doing skincare together, truth or dare, karaoke, etc.)

-Pranking people with Fizz and eventually being stopped by Ozzie (he is the voice of reason lol)

-You guys often go on dates to cafes and ice cream parlors

-Super healthy relationship, cute dates, and comfort whenever you're feeling down

[hellvcifer]

MASTERLIST

୨⎯ SERIES ⎯୧

ಇ. angel support services part 1 ┊ part 2 ╰┈➺ lucifer x fem!angel!reader

୨⎯ DRABBLES ⎯୧

ಇ. caring for you when you're sick // gn!reader ╰┈➺ ft. charlie, lucifer, adam, angel dust, vox

ಇ. caring for you when you're sick part 2 // gn!reader ╰┈➺ ft. blitzø, stolas, poly!fizz/ozzie, poly!moxxie/millie

୨⎯ FICS ⎯୧

ಇ. recluse // gn!reader ╰┈➺ ft. hazbin hotel crew

ಇ. morning surprise // fem!reader ╰┈➺ ft. poly!fizz/ozzie

୨⎯ SMAUS ⎯୧

ಇ. you ask them what they would do if you died // gn!reader ╰┈➺ ft. adam, lucifer, angel dust, poly!fizz/ozzie, alastor

ಇ. you ask them what they would do if you died part 2 // gn!reader ╰┈➺ ft. stolas, charlie, vox, poly!moxxie/millie, blitzø, velvette

ಇ. you ask them what they would do if you died part 3 // gn!reader ╰┈➺ ft. lute, husk, loona, sir pentious

ಇ. it's your birthday group chats // gn!reader ╰┈➺ ft. hazbin hotel gc, the vees gc, heaven gc, helluva boss gc

ಇ. you tell them you're on your period // afab!reader ╰┈➺ ft. poly!fizz/ozzie, stolas, vox, poly!charlie/vaggie

ಇ. you tell them you're on your period part 2 // afab!reader ╰┈➺ ft. blitzø, lucifer, angel dust, husk

ಇ. you tell them you're on your period part 3 // afab!reader ╰┈➺ ft. poly!moxxie/millie, velvette, loona, sir pentious

ಇ. telling them someone is following you and your battery is almost dead // gn!reader ╰┈➺ ft. lucifer, adam, angel dust, vox

ಇ. daily texts with them (platonic) // gn!reader ╰┈➺ ft. charlie, velvette, adam

ಇ. daily texts with them (platonic) part 2 // gn!reader ╰┈➺ ft. husk, lucifer, rosie

ಇ. texting with them for the first time (pre-relationship) // gn!reader ╰┈➺ ft. lucifer, charlie, angel dust, stolas

ಇ. happy pride month group chats // gn!reader ╰┈➺ ft. hazbin hotel gc, the vees gc, i.m.p. + stolas gc, poly!fizz/ozzie

ಇ. happy pride month part 2 // gn!reader ╰┈➺ ft. emily, lute, adam

ಇ. you disappear for a long time and they continue to message you // gn!reader ╰┈➺ ft. lucifer, vox, adam, angel dust, valentino

ಇ. they get jealous when you're talking to/about someone else // gn!reader ╰┈➺ ft. vox, lucifer, adam, blitzø

ಇ. they get jealous when you're talking to/about someone else part 2 // gn!reader ╰┈➺ ft. stolas, husk, poly!fizz/ozzie, angel dust

[icrypop]

MASTERLIST FOR FANDOMS!!!

For a Moment:

Chap1

Homicipher:

School Bus Grave Yard:

General HC's for the Banner family

Reckless - Tyler x GN! Reader

Yandere SBG HC's

If the Yandere SBG gang lost you in the Phantom World

Yandere SBG gang x Abrasive! Reader

Poly SBG x Reader: Cooking and Mom jokes

Poly SBG x undercover singer reader

Poly SBG x Idol reader: Sasaeng attack

Showing up at their house during a storm

Reader sacrifices HERself in Phantom World

Yandere SBG kissing prefrences!

Phantom Slaying reader reactions

Yandere SBG Jealousy

Yandere SBG Cuddle/Sleeping with them

Yandere SBG with S/o who gets hit on

Poly! Yandere SBG x S/o who dies 4 times

Yandere SBG x Male touch starved "Tough Guy" reader

Yandere SBG: They Belong to US!

Terrifyer reader x Yandere SBG

Warm hands, Soft touches

"Your practically naked!"

"On her bloodstained lips"

"Afraid to hold on"

"Shadowed Blood"

Ashlynn, Taylor, Monika and Renée w/ s/o who hunts werewolves

Unbreakable Sunshine

The Four of Them:

Boxer reader! x Johnny, Gaby, Martina, Mariel

Boxer reader! First loss reactions

The Cursed Princess Club:

Gwen, Monika, Renee with a S/o who's a chainsmoker

Syrah using her curse to help!

Gwen Monika, Renee, Aurelia with ex-assassin S/o

Ashlynn, Taylor, Monika and Renée w/ s/o who hunts werewolves

Love and Deep Space:

Oh my Love (Christmas Eve)

TMNT:

(They are color coded for which turtle the story is about)

2018:

Surge of Emotions

In the Quiet

Snowball fights

Bayverse:

2012:

He was first, but his brother was better

Fatherly Advice

"Central Park Lullaby" (Child reader)

2007:

The Aggressive Type

One for the banter

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss:

Christmas Hc's

Angel Dust:

Pink Pony Club

Call of Duty:

~Ghost:

In pain there's peace

~Konig:

MISUNDERSTOOD BY SOCIETY

{Warnings and Triggers} {Chap 1}{Chap 2}{Chap 3}{Chap 4}

(Short)Asylum Patient Konig x GN! Doctor! Reader

Sonic Prime:

Sally Face:

Sal Fisher:

Larry Johnson:

Larry, Talk...

Danganronpa:

Leon Kuwata x Ultimate Chocolatier Reader

The Amazing Digital Circus:

Ragatha:

Spin me!

Kinger:

Pomni:

Jax:

Gangle:

Zooble:

Caine:

Gummygoo:

Murder Drones

V:

Affection HC's

N:

Uzi:

Cyn:

Cedric Shorts<3

Late Night Latte

The more I write, the more things will get added! If you wanna know who I write, feel free to ask!!!

[effy-writes]

Millie: ABC’s of Intimacy

poly!

•Aftercare

She's great with it and always makes sure that you're okay (she can be pretty rough). She typically big spoons and rubs your back in circles.

•Body Part

Ass 100%. She loves spanking it with her hand, whip, and flogger.

•Communicate

She definitely talks you through it. Asking how this feels, if you need her to go fast, slow, rough, gentle etc.

•Dirty Secret

She loves being cucked, but only with you and Moxxie. She doesn't want anyone else to fuck you.

•Experienced or virgin

Very experienced with both genders.

•Goofy or serious

She's always serious and she hates it when you try to make a joke

•Fav position

afab (strap on) and amab she loves riding. Once she gets tired her other go to is doggy. She loves it when you grab her hips and fuck her ruthlessly.

•Hair

She's 100% shaved. Sometimes she'll shave in shapes like a heart.

•Intimacy

She's very romantic. If it's a special occasion she'll set up candles and play music. If it's a spur of a moment (like a quickie) she'll still play some sensual music.

•Jack off

Not too often. If youre not there she'll just fuck Moxxie. If Moxxie also isn't there then she'll just wait until one of yall get back.

•Kinks

Same thing with Blitz, choking, tying, roleplaying.

•Locations

Mainly at the house. She's uncomfortable doing it anywhere else.

•Motivation

Seeing you kill a target, seeing you after you take a shower because your hair and body is all wet

•No's

fucking other people other than her and Moxxie,

•Oral

BOTHHH. She loves giving you head while she's rubbing her clit or fingering herself. When you give her head she loves tugging your hair.

•Pace

Mainly gentle and slow, but she's willing to pick up the pace and change it if you ask.

•Quickie

She's up  for it, but still prefers to make it nice and long.

•Risk

She's not much of a risk type, but the only risky thing she does a lot is fucking in public

•Stamina

High stamina. She's always been a fighter and active, so this comes naturally for her. After sex she does need a break before she can do it again.

•Toy

SHE LOVES THEM especially if you're afab. She has so many types of dildos for her to use on you and vice versa. Amab you obvi don't need to use a dildo, but she does enjoy double penetration.

•Unfair

She loves teasing, but she's not overwhelming with it. Mainly the type of tease where she dirty talks you and then refuses to give in until you beg her.

•Volume

Hella loud. Screams, moans, etc. Sometimes you make her wear a ball gag or skin safe duct tape.

•Wild

Very, especially if she's overstimulated or just really, really horny.

•X ray

Her boobs is a c cup which is a perfect size for you. Her pussy is the same color as her skin with inner labias. Her clit hood looks heart shaped.

•Yearning

Normal amount of sex drive. Once she's ovulating her sex drive is soooo high. Afab, once you're ovulating she also gets horny only because she can practically smell the pheromones.

•Zzz

She'll make sure you're asleep before she goes to sleep.

[yandere--stuck]

Do YOU want a custom written work that you can pay for with money? I know I do, and I'm here to deliver!

Disclaimer: I can turn down commissions for any reason. It's nothing personal! It's likely for a variety of reasons.

There are currently THREE slots available!

What I can do:

Character x Reader, Character x Self Insert, Character x Character, Poly relationships, etc.

Character x OC, OCs in general (but explanations on the OC's personality and appearance is necessary)

Yandere, Platonic/Familial Yandere, General Romance, Angst, Horror, Hurt/Comfort or Hurt/No Comfort, Fluff, Comedy, etc.

NSFW

Gore/Eroguro

What I cannot do:

There are certain fetishes/kinks or ships I feel uncomfortable with writing, just ask me when you're interested and I'll let you know if I can do it👍

(Note: Please be specific with your scenario, if possible!)

Fandoms I've Written For Previously:

(Note: I'd recommend perusing the masterlist for examples! And you can ask for other media featured in the masterlist, these are just the ones I feel most confident with at this time)

Animal Crossing

Batman (Various Media - please be specific with which version you'd like!)

Bugsnax

Cookie Run

Devil May Cry

Five Nights at Freddy's

Fear & Hunger

Freakazoid!

Gravity Falls

Hazbin Hotel

Helluva Boss

Homestuck/Hiveswap

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

Moral Orel

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Smiling Friends

Transformers: Prime

So, how are we doing this thing?:

I currently only take commissions through cashapp! Message me for my cash tag ^^

Half of the money will be sent prior to the commission being written, then you can send the other half once it's complete!

$5 dollar for every 500 words, so:

500 words - $5

1,000 words - $10

1,500 words - $15

2,000 words - $20

And so on!

Turnaround Time:

It may vary, but I try to get them done relatively quickly!

[imp-simp]

Beelzebub x Vortex x Loona x Reader poly headcanons

GN Pronouns

A/N This is my first attempt at writing for Helluva Boss, so any advice is greatly appreciated :3

~You joined the relationship shortly before Loona did. When it was just you, Tex, and Bee, you would spend lots of time at Bee's parties, making sure the vibe was right.

~When Loona joins in, you spend time making sure she's comfortable while Bee and Tex take care of the more party related concerns.

~Cuddle piles are a must, Tex is usually underneath, and his fur is so warm you're usually out in a couple of minutes. Loona and Bee are on either side of him, with you cuddling up where you fit. Usually on top of Tex or snuggling into Loona.

~You all get along pretty well, but with Bee's parties being so crazy you end up spending time with them individually throughout the day.

~When you're hanging with Bee, she likes to drag you on stage and sing a duet. If you're not much of a singer, she'll still perform for the party, but her eyes stay glued to you, making sure you see how cool she looks.

~When you're with Tex, things tend to be a bit more chill. You spend most of the party snacking on things that Bee makes and having casual conversation with other party guests. Maybe a couple beers here and there but overall very chilled out vibes.

~Finally, when you're with Loona, you tend to hang around her small social circle, spending most of the night talking shit with her friends. Unless Blitzø is at the party, in which case be prepared to babysit both of them all night. Blitzø is a party animal, and Loona is a bad influence, so you'll have to stay close or else someone's getting hurt, more than likely Blitzø.