#he fails

[apileofashandember]

Son of Apollo!Bernard 100% knows lyrics to every song in the world due to his powers, regardless of the language, and pre-reveal Tim is determined to find a song that Bernard does not know

[wispforever]

thought this part in akatsuki hiden was pretty funny

[blacksheepoftheclass]

Mammon would probably try to seduce Barbatos so that he can raid the Demon King's vault.

[weirdnotal]

I've been thinking

Sotr spoilers

Hadestown and sotr have similarities, not exactly the same, but...

Hades -> Snow

Persephone -> Lucy

Orpheus -> Haymitch

Erurydice -> Lenore

The song Chant reprise "now everybody knows that the walls have ears" the rebels are being watched + the theme of submitting to the Capitol/Hades when you could be rebeling

When the chips are down or also literally called "songbird verus rattlesnake"

Wait for me

He fails. Orpheus fails. Neither if them have a girl in the end.

[okcrk0]

“I want to be gentle. But I’m afraid of falling apart. Why do I fall apart?”

[eggie0]

Switch au where Subaru ends up in Reinhard’s manor and the plot is somehow mostly the same(also not) except he cries his hearts out to Reinhard and telling him they should run away together as he had been there with him throughout each loops and somehow they still fail.

(im gonna be ignoring the fact that he was called for a mission during this time so im gonna make him get called literally before the whale attack)

Of course its given he will disagree but likeee.. wonder whats his line of thoughts are and what he would say regarding Subaru’s desperate attempt of running away together.

Maybe i’m like so out of character here but in regards to like.. emotions or understanding from other peoples perspective i think its a bit hard for him to understand that. He can feel emotions ofc but its hard for him to fully understand the reason for their actions. (i got this because I’m like currently rewatching rezero season 1 and dang after that duel with julius and subaru his words stung… but logically thinking it through, it makes sense why he thought so.)

I think instead of a from zero speech from dearest Rem, Subaru and Reinhard might even find themselves arguing. Subaru also knows how to push peoples buttons— bring out a part of themselves. Subaru’s just that guy.

and somehow I can see them get even closer after this argument. A heart to heart talk I wanna see it sooo bad

[jullythevamp]

just because santiago is cunty does NOT mean that you should forget all of his crimes! fuck him!

[onceuponabreeze]

ash acting more like a father than a mentor to lion...

[twcfaces]

DOGGED BY TRAGIC IRONY????

[storm-johnny]

7x7 ghost of a second chance is eddie meeting the buckleys but he holds his tongue for bucks sake

[a-flaming-idiot]

Eberwolf: "[Oh, your child is an honor student? Well so are mine. And MY honor students can beat your honor student in a fist fight AND beat their test scores!]" Eberwolf: "[And they both are gifted in magic most don't even practice!]" The poor witch who mentioned their kid: ... Eberwolf, getting dragged away by Darius: "[And another thing-]"

[bialvindraper]

theres something that happens to me when i listen to chappell roan out loud

[abisalli]

All our times have come, here but now they're gone

[aroaceleovaldez]

one of my favorite subtle implications in the series is that it seems the Titan Army was fully banking on Percy being the host of Kronos. Why else would they make their main base a cruise ship if their primary enemy is a son of Poseidon? Named after Andromeda, the wife of Perseus? Why would they work on Oceanus specifically being free so much? Side notably with other children of Poseidon? Why plant Zeus and Hades' items of power on Percy when Luke already had them? Why only Zeus and Hades' items, not Poseidon's? Well because they really need Percy as Kronos' host, that's why. (and Poseidon siding with them because of that would be a bonus as well)

I like to imagine Luke's cabin on the Princess Andromeda is fully decked out with like "WELCOME PERCY" and sea-themed sheets and everything and he hates it so much cause it's a constant reminder he failed and he was Kronos' second choice. Also then he gets his super special pegasus not even exactly stolen by Percy, but the pegasus willingly defects to be Percy's personal steed instead, which must just be insult to injury. Luke has immense one-sided beef with Percy and Percy has no idea.

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

This isn't the full scene, but I absolutely love how insanely wacky they had the house fight in the movie be.

Full on Looney Tunes energy.

[demonicsuffrage]

Bruce dropped out of medical school and as much as he tries to hide it, his kids all find out. Ofcourse they never let him live it down after that

Emo 21-year-old Bruce: You're not my father, Alfred!

Alfred: Quite right. I have a medical degree, and you don't.

Bruce:

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Dick: Hey I'm dropping out of Gotham University

Bruce: What? You're quitting college halfway?! Unacceptable, you cannot just give up on your engineering degree-

Dick: I did not just hear the failed doctor say that

Bruce:

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Bruce, fuming: You left my side tonight to go and gallivant around with harley quinn? A villain?

Steph: So what if she's a villain, Bruce? Atleast the villain has a doctorate.

Bruce:

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Bruce, bandaging Duke's wound because Alfred was busy: There, all done

Duke: Woah, didn't expect that from a college dropout

Bruce:

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Bruce: Stop ignoring my orders in the field! You need to listen, I have more experience-

Jason, as red hood, with his PhD in English: Which one of us actually has a Dr in front of their name?

Bruce:

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Tim: So I'm dropping out of high school

Bruce: You too?! First Dick and now you?!

Tim: No, first it was you, then Dick, and now me

Bruce:

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Bruce: Damian, your recent report card indicates you're falling behind in Biology

Damian: Tt. Must run in the family, then.

Bruce: