#headcanond

[grow-bettah]

CLEARS THROAT

I know my opinion of "scar and grian are more like brothers than romantic interests to eachother" may seem controversial to some of you but, let me explain. (scar is the older brother btw. Simple.)

• They compete for legitimately everything (Recent example: the ore tower)

• They annoy the shit out of eachother every chance they get (but still love eachother to bits)

• I just really really see me and my big brother in them. They're real goofy.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk! No futher elaboration needed. (If you're a sibling- go watch any of the videos where they interact with this in mind and you'll see exactly what I mean.)

[mythawolf]

Sometime when some canon doesn't line up I decide part of it isn't canon to me. For example, the fact that Kiriko from Overwatch grew up with Hanzo and Genji when she's 21 and those lads are 40 and 36.

[weirdgirlsparrow]

babe wake up, taylor swift knows ASL

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Fendra wedding, anyone?

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

a summary of my experiences with this rooty tooty looty shooty video game series

[felikatze]

Why does Grima have two bodies?

okay @ro-botany brought up the question and i think i have an answer.

The hand-wavey explanation is obviously "reincarnation bullshit" but we can get more precise than that. You're gonna have to suppose reincarnation theory with me cuz this doesn't work for possession theory i think but if you know me that's a given anyway.

Regardless. Part of dawn's spectacular reincarnation theory argument is a noted oddity in how future Robin was able to claim the Dragon's Table. bcuz, didn't they already do that in their own timeline? If the table contains Grima's soul, this Robin already has it. If they take what's sealed in the table now, they'd have two of those!

Unless, of course, everything inside the table isn't alive. Then they could claim it as often as they please! So what's in there? Grima's power?

Well, I say, Grima's corpse.

After all, we have precedent for dragons' bodies being sealed inside there, alive or not.

And, the future Robin has a demonstrated proficiency in controlling dead bodies.

If we suppose that the Grima in the table is dead, their soul went on to be reborn as Robin, we run into another fact. Robin isn't a manakete.

No matter if they have a dragon's soul or not, they are physically incapable of transforming. They are human, through and through. Yes, they have "Grima's blood" - in the exact same way Chrom has Naga's. It's likely a blood pact made with some human allied with Grima back during the Schism, same as any other draconic blood pacts throughout the series.

And, listen, Rogrima is such an overdramatic bastard, are they really gonna settle for bringing ruin to the world with a goddamn tome? No.

Yeah it's all assumptions, but it's not contradicting anything per canon, right, and how else do we have fun.

So, combining what I've laid out - everything sealed in the Dragon's Table is likely dead. Future Robin can take control of dead bodies.

Ergo, future Robin took control of their own past dead body, hence two of them.

TLDR: It's just one fuck-off huge Risen made of their own corpse that they now control like an additional limb.

Which would also explain why Chrom & co. only have to take out future Robin's human form. That's where the actual heart is, and without them, the dragon will just be a regular gigantic corpse again. Or even just crumble to dust (which is why we probably don't have one giant clean up action... thank goodness Grima was courteous enough to hold the final battle over the ocean.)

[chalkeater]

Istg every time POC try to bring up a concern on racism. People will call US racist for connecting the dots. Like. Im sorry youre oblivious?

“youre racist for thinking this is racist / for connecting this to racism” hello??

[loserboyfriendrjl]

Hcs abt Benjy Fenwick

ravenclaw, in the marauders’ year

ironically, his favourite colour is blue. a muted, dark blue is usually his to-go for getting dressed outside of school

loves the smiths

taught himself how to play the guitar. he doesn’t play it as well as he would like to, but he’s trying his best

very logical, doesn’t let his emotions get in the way when he has something important to do

lives by the beach, and goes for a walk with his dog every day when he’s home

has a lot of friends at home and, if he ever had friends from hogwarts coming over for the holidays, he always made sure to introduce them to each other

likes reading by the beach, too. his favourite author is oscar wilde, but he likes reading just about anything

never makes his bed, and is generally quite a disorganised person (his dormmates are all the same, so their room is always a mess)

rides his bike all day when he’s home, it’s his favourite way of making time pass, ever since he learnt how to ride

he doesn’t like silver jewellery, he always preferred gold. his favourite piece is the necklace he got from his mother when he turned eleven, before he left for hogwarts

[sadboysimps]

Simon 'Ghost' Riley would do this:

https://pin.it/fgHVNUu

Change my fckng mind...

Actually pls don't

(Edit: fixed the link to be actual link. Sorry im a dumbass 🤷‍♂️)

[ballwizard]

3 of them

[thatgirlwithasquid]

Happy International Asexuality Day! 🖤🤍💜

Wishing all ace-spec people the best today (and every day), from one asexual to another. Here are a few st ace headcanons that I find fun, even if not all of them are my main ones lol :)

Flag explanations:

Chrissy Cunningham

Cupiosexual. Lack of sexual attraction but a desire for sexual relationships.

Eleven Hopper

Quoisexual. Don’t relate to/understand concepts of sexual attraction and orientation.

Carol Perkins

Aroace. Both aromantic and asexual.

Billy Hargrove

Graysexual. Someone who falls somewhere on the spectrum between asexual and allosexual.

Steve Harrington

Requissexual. Limited or no sexual attraction due to emotional exhaustion.

All ace microlabels are valid and important and I love you all. Yes, even the ones some people might find silly. Whatever labels bring you comfort are amazing.

The urge to find someone to make sex-repulsed or aegosexual for projection reasons was strong lmao. Maybe in the future :)

[moo-savr]

I like trains

[mtgc858]

Part 2!

Most likely cause I'm brain dead but yippie!

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Swingy

He's the loud hyper one of the group that would wake everyone up with pans to either annoy them or wake them up early for breakfast.

He is the brother of Kevin and KC Glow.

He's a loud hyper dude that loves his bros and music.

Legit will sing old 80 songs while driving.

D.Ivaders

A game console that is alive lol idk.

Maybe another mascot of the band lol.

Doo Doo

Another creature/mascot that also is KC Glows childhood friend.

He started off as a childhood toy but turned into a living creature (somehow we don't know but probably Aliens)

Is a firby, not headcanon just fact.

He's very gentle and far nicer then most people think of him at first.

8-bit

A 2d videogame Charater that got taken out of his game by a alien(not MJ btw) and now lives in the real world)

It took him awhile to get use to the 3D world and the new friends he got and slowly is making himself 3D in appearance.

He can only make 8-bit sounds at the moment but is learning English and how to talk.

KC Glow

THE BOY HIMSELF, Is the sunshine of the group and the kindest one of them,he is the youngest also and innocent.

A creature 100% (Inspired by @0xeyedaisy , more overly a kind of dragon(my design).

He dyes his claws to match his brothers coloring and has Kevins diamond tear mark and Swingys triangle earring as face paint markings on his face.

He's besties with everyone on the group and knows how to cheer them up.

Use to be a huge fan of the band when a bit younger and when his older brother Swingy joined as he got to meet El Cool P which made his day, before El Cool P then let him on the group right there and completely shocked him and made him super happy lol

El Cool P

I got a lot for this man LMAO)

The man himself, he's the lead singer and leader of the band, he's a bit confident about himself and like he said in the song "I'm a star" and he is.

He loves the attention and fans as he enjoys signing autographs,even some of the other bands autograph at times before he was told off about it lol.

Even though he has a bit of a ego, he does care about the others and has comforted them a lot before, he especially has a soft spot for KC Glow and sees him as a younger brother he never got but keeps it deep inside.

He doesn't like when others sees him upset or down cause he doesn't want others to worry about him especially cause he wants to be seen in a better light, not in a dark lit room crying.

Made the band to show his love for music,80's theme and robots.

Rarely takes his hat off, also has straight long hair but keeps it tied up mostly under his hat.

Loves lizards and dinosaurs.

Has ADHD(self Incert)

Memphis

The seemingly quiet guy at first but very hyper and loud when you know him.

Can't control his volume when talking(like me) and can be very loud when talking(like me).

A backup singer for El Cool P and sometimes sings his own parts in some of their CDs.

He sang URFO in the au and did the music video lol just it was hard to tell lol.

Jogg D

The oldest of the group and the dad figure for most of them.

He is plus size and a cuddly dad.

Has a calm gentle voice when singing and humming.

Swagtastic

Scooter

Chaotic, the most chaotic of everyone in the group, mostly cause he would most definitely have Peanuts voice and personality from Jeff (forgot his last name but the guy with the puppets lol).

Will laugh at your pain.

The loudest of them and the most overwhelming.

Has either a panting laugh, a loud gasp laugh or a wheezing laugh depending on the situation.

Is easy to get angry and pick fights.

Lil Blaze

Chill,cool,epic man.

He is besties with KC Glow especially with the fact Lil Blaze knows about KC's pretty eyes then the rest(besides his brothers of course).

Is Scooters twin brother despite not being identical.

Can speak Spanish for the group if they need a translator or a angry mom figure to tell them to shut up lmao.

And that's all! Phew that was a lot but worth it!

[ourlordapollo]

Had a shower thought that I'm sure someone somewhere in the scope of the wide internet has touched on before, but tonight I'm thinking about Miles choosing the von Karmas

Maybe he's a child, recently orphaned, with no immediate family. Maybe he finds a way to reach out to the nearest familiar face. Someone close to the incident. Someone who was present that day. Someone who understands. Maybe he asks Manfred von Karma to adopt him.

Maybe he's a newly emancipated 16 year-old, desperate to escape a nowhere town with grandparents or cousins who don't really know what to make of him. Maybe he forges his own destiny. Maybe he writes an email in his clumsy high school German asking for an apprenticeship.

Neither of these is a hard headcanon for me, but I do think they're fun to consider

If any of this contradicts or is redundant with canon, no it doesn't and no it isn't

[captmickey]

Time for random Boybrush headcanons because reasons:

-He constantly asks for his hair tied like his dad.... even if his hair is short. Elaine or Guybrush happily oblige.

-He also sometimes plays with his parents' hair. Guybrush will meet with other pirates with whatever do his son made for him.

-If Guybrush is sick, Boybrush acts as a miniature nurse. Even grabbing whatever puzzle he's working on or book he's reading and bringing it over to stay by his dad. It makes Guybrush laugh.

-Boybrush absolutely has his mom's athleticism. Guybrush can't help but wonder if Boybrush will have her strength too.

-Just like his dad, Boybrush will go over to every single animal and try to pet them. He may or may not have come home with a dog once.

-Hes a foodie. Dee and Chuckie will dare him to eat anything because of it. (Elaine is horrified sometimes because she has seen him try to eat bait on a bet... she doesn't need two people eating bait).

-Boybrush met Elaine’s parents once... his gut instinct had him immediately not like them even before either Guybrush or Elaine said theyre two pieces of eight. (Guybrush and Elaine are also very proud he came to that conclusion entirely on his own that they're terrible people).

-Unlike either Elaine or Guybrush, Boybrush is actually born on Melee Island. He also views Governor Carla as his favorite aunt.

-He also loves Auncle Anemone and Uncle Winslow.

-Chuckie and Vee are his best friends, and because he has the intense loyalty of both Guybrush and Elaine... he will be the first to defend either of them.

[nururu]

I always find it funny that zo/sans will be like: oh I hate these problematic ideas that come out of one piece fans :(

And then two seconds later: I want zoro and sanji to be in an abusive relationship where sanji fucks zoro dry and raw and calls him a faggot and theres no love and no affection and zoros just being used as a hole and an outlet and afterwards sanji is even more angry and abusive bc he has so much internalized homophobia it's hard for him. Idc how it effects zoro, but my poor baby sanji needs to figure himself out and zoro can take massive amounts of abuse so its okay :)