#hello jon apologies for the shitpost

[daemongal]

Was watching the newest episode of Helluva Boss and suddenly... JMart jumpscare 🤣

You've got to admit, it's uncanny right?

[downthesea]

[squircatlies]

I know in my soul that Mr. Bonzo is a season 1 villain. His flame is bright, but it's bound to burn out fast. I could be wrong, but I don't think he's gonna make it much further than the s1 finale. At the very least he's going to lose his significance and what is irrelevance, if not death to fictional characters.

He's featured way too prominently so early on to be the main antagonist for the entire series, he's basically a popculture reference, he doesn't even seem to have much of a goal aside from voring people on behalf of the UK government. And most damning of all: he can't monologue.

[splashthebird]

tma AU where instead of "Hello Jon, Apologies for the deception" its "Hello Jon, ApoloCHEESE for the CHEESEception" and elias come out of nowhere and throws cheese at jon

[justn1ko]

[snuggle-bug]

she magnus on my archive til I hello Jon apologies for the deception

[astheflowersgrow]

Let me show you how I achieve the ideal ArchivistTM look in just 10 months while running on black tea, caffeine, little to no sleep, statements and trauma

[pad-wubbo]

youtube.com/watch?v=fNLd6VJWx7g

i put elias bouchard's "hello, john" speech from mag 160 into ace attorney

[cl0udy-th0ughts-doodles]

Currently obsessed with collecting TMA /TMP coded jewelry

Lil pocket watch that I wear as a necklace

[gasstationrat]

statement of 𝓳𝓸𝓮 𝓼𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 regarding sinister happenings in the 𝓭𝓸𝔀𝓷𝓽𝓸𝔀𝓷 Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myse

[daemongal]

your shitpost tag is peak

Pfft I'm glad it gave you a giggle. I'm sure Elias would approve 😂

[kahpao]

A silly conversation I had with my friend the other day X3

[ladyofcrowsandcoffee]

Found this in the wild at my local 5 guys

[michaelmylove]

When you have a personal slogan project but the limit is 3 words so “hello Jon apologies for the deception but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading so I thought it best not to announce myself” can’t be your personal slogan 😞

[diana-westmoon]

⚠️ National Alert

Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.

[face0fspace1]

Salve Jon, paenitemus deceptionis, sed volui efficere ut legere coepisti, ita optimum putavi me non annuntiare.