#here is it 😠😠😠

[bobellafofella]

some recent vimes doodles! finished off my year with fifth elephant and a reread of night watch --- now onto thud!

[noxcheshire]

So I saw a few posts describing how the Pit’s in Jason’s body kinda acted on its own accord when spotting Danny “baby ghost” Phantom/Fenton and how they then co-parent with a half dead “baby” teenager.

But I raise YOU the idea that the Pits is already parenting Jason Todd.

When the Pits take over it’s the simple response of a Mama Bear going feral on some humans for making their little baby upset.

Jason disappointed by Batman?

The Pits snarl and rage at the man that made baby sad!

Jason disgusted at the idea of another Robin lined up for death?

The Pits howl and claw through the skin to fix the situation by beating the humans up so they can’t die!

Jason vulnerable and lost by the lack of acceptance in his return as Red Hood?

The Pits screech, biting furiously into the humans that had caused the baby to feel un-included in their games!

No one understands the reason for the Lazarus Pit’s in Jason’s body to constantly be acting up, that is until Danny comes into the picture and is like, “So your ghost parent is always watching you too, huh?” In reference to his own ghost parent (Clockwork) that likes to watch through his little tv’s on what Danny gets up to and sends a multitude of sticky notes like a distant helicopter mom.

[marithetoaster]

SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL KEEP THE GAME GOING :3

UH UHHH @rateater2000 @the-lunar-feather @ryuatewater @zeeposting @strawberrycookielover3 @religiousbats @seaslug-enjoyer +all my mutuals tee hee

🤭🤭🤭🤭

[major-alenko]

Mass Effect Legendary Edition: Bring Down the Sky

I know you’re scared. But I’m here to help.

[duusheen]

I made sims 🤩

[scarefox]

love when BLs come for their countries laws with intense romance plots that lead to

[elennemigo]

Benedict Lumberjack starring Benedict Cumberbatch. Want to know where your pension goes? Meet Benedict Lumberjack, the foul, forest-flaming CEO paid for by our pensions.

[sailingseals]

I gotbbroed:)

[teddybeartoji]

[cerealmonster15]

always on that damn phone smh

[plasmara]

HI SPIDERMAN ANON HERE

AND YEESSSSS i definitely wrote the ask with the upside down kiss in mind… the kiss will be messy. awful. they both enjoyed it. then kai feels really guilty (but is it really cheating if it’s a one sided attraction? he’s loyal nd stupid like that) and avoids the spiderman like a plague. but it won’t last long bcs the next day he’s in like . a middle of a bank robbery or something. spider boy swoops in and saves the day again. and he looked good while doing it. kai is fucked

and after that convo on the rooftop jay would try to find kai’s crush like lowkey stalking him in school… watching everyone around kai carefully. but he got no luck bcs instead he would catch kai looking at him??? in an endearing way??? and jays gonna b like Huh . That’s weird. Does he know that i’m spiderman?

and then eventually jay knows that cole knows… and he became that Guy in The Chair but instead of helping spiderman stuff, jay annoys cole to helping him woo kai. cole is Not Interested but he likes drama, sooo… what the hell. Sure.

I SWEAARRRRR i have a lot of stuff to say abt this au but my head is empty atm. i need something angsty….. tasm level of angst. make kai fell off the build—

reading the tags, yes i also had a thing for secret identity miscommunication i think it’s Peak. Absolute Cinema. mlb definitely got something to do with it i’m blaming chat noir specifically.

HIIIIIIII btw I haven’t stopped thinking ab this au for a single second . Like. it’s rotting in my brain. kai being loyal to a boy who won’t even meet his eye in chem class while simultaneously making out with the same boy in spandex and tearing himself up about it??? cinematic. tragic. stupid. i love it with my whole heart

LMFAOOOO WAIT. kai sees any crimes happening after the kiss and immediately runs the other way. he’s like “nope. can’t risk seeing that spider Freak. i have no self control and i will kiss him again.” he sees an old lady getting mugged and sprints in the oppo direction. child abduction? sorry. not his business today. this ain’t about him. spider-man is not catching him emotionally vulnerable again when he’s Supposed to be pining over his dumbass friend

OKAJSHWKSUSKSLDJDM OK. Wait I jsut thought this one up. jay trying to wingman himself like. Brings spiderman up at lunch like hahahaha guys so . What do u think about him. Sexy no? and cole’s just staring at him laughing like u must be kidding. this is ur big plan? And jay is kicking him under the table but kai is too busy trying to formulate a response to notice. overcompensates So hard. “No. I actually think he’s a little too full of himself. Too cocky. Kind of annoying. too many cool flips. I hate him. and u know what? Yeah. i hate spiders too.” and jay’s too devastated to notice kai trying to ask him to be his homecoming date before he storms off and suddenly there’s news reports of spiderman threatening to Kill Himself

U know what. What’s crazy. what’s crazy anon is i’m bringing these nice fun little scenarios to the table and you pull out tasm . Deranged behaviour .to go from “hahaha they like each other and don’t know it <33” to “let him die in his arms” in one breath??? Ur insane (or keep going i’m listening)

[c-kiddo]

can caduceus be in cr3 so i can see some posts about he she them it pleaaase

[perniciouspuss]

🐈‍⬛

[brainrotcharacters]

THEY'RE ALL ADORABLE

[mischievously-royalty]

You can shapeshift right? As a cute little prank against Alastor...you should definitely be a deer!

- 💜 Anon

A deer you say, huh?

Welp! If I die, tell Charlie that I love her and that she should take care of Silas and Darwin!

*Lucifer snaps his fingers and in a poof of red smoke, he wins some deer's ears*

Alright-y! This should do the trick, I'm gonna go prank Alastor, bye bye~!

*Walks to @voxtechsmells*

Hey, Al! Check this out! *He flicks one of his ears at Alastor's direction before he blows a kiss at him* Mwah~!

(ATTENTION, the art above me is not mine! I downloaded from @radioducky :]!)

(Also, just to be clear— Alastor is assexual for me and my other pal, so I don't believe this role-play will get any 'freaky' if that's what you intended to do! At least it'll be fine to see, bye bye~!)

[jayceofprogress]

Okay we know you are (supposedly) good in bed. I think you should spill the deets of if Viktor is good in bed. It's only fair!

Look, I think this has gone far enough. We’re happy to take questions about our work, and our research, but the complete invasion of our privacy by prying into our personal lives is a step too far and I won’t be entertaining it any further.

Anyway, it was the best night of my life. I’ve never felt that way with any other person before, like I was dying and being reborn simultaneously in every moment. Everything about Viktor is incredible; a thousand times better than I’d ever imagined. It’s like we were made to fit into each other, body and mind.