#i dont make the rules

[woah-there]

Okay but now I'm imagining tiny Dick home alone-ing the entire Justice league after they took B up on this thinking "how hard can it be"

Batman, at a Justice League meeting: Everyone, meet Robin, he's my...er...sidekick. He will be aiding us today.

Justice League, in shock:

Superman: Batman, that is a child. Isn't he a little young to be involved in our type of life?

Batman, giving the most exasperated sigh anyone in the room has ever heard, and catching everyone off gaurd: Yes. Yes, he is. He's supposed to be in bed right now. I put him to bed three hours ago. Then I got to the Watchtower, and he was there.

The Flash: What, you mean a seasoned vigilante who's fought longer than this kids been alive couldn't catch him sneaking out? I call bull.

Batman, giving Flash the most tired glare any person has ever worn ever: You try and stop him

9 year old Dick Grayson, holding a taser (Bruce doesn't know how he acquired it), eating from a bag of lucky charms, and grinning from ear to ear at the flash: Try me Bitch.

Batman: *Sighs*

[dailyethubs]

morning!

[vanillray]

NEW COOKIERUN PAIRING JUST DROPPED

[alltoowellsscarf]

ninejackrose this ninejackrose that... the most insane throuple of doctor who was in fact these bitches

[cedarsketches]

The girls get matching tattoos of her bite mark as a surprise

Zoey’s probably a biter, idk I just get the vibes she’d be a menace and be sitting there and bite Mira on the shoulder or bite Rumi’s patterns

[am-i-jojo]

Average day in the archives

[demigods-posts]

headcanon that percy and annabeth have a relationship contract they made after they got together once the war came to pass. they outlined it on paper in percy's bedroom. typed up a final draft using sally's laptop. and printed out and laminated it at the local library on their two month anniversary. and they abide by it like it's the law.

[shadow4-1]

I'm just imagining being a double agent sent to infiltrate the 141 and kill Ghost, except you're smarter than all the men who've tried. You know brute force won't get you where you need to be, so instead you pretend to be a sweet little medic who's got a crush on him.

And when he finally takes you to bed, and you've got him underneath you, you pull out a pocket knife and press it to his jugular.

And he just cums. Hard.

He's not phased in the slightest, even when his orgasm finally ends and theres a little blood trickling down his neck. He just chuckles up at you, seemingly taking your confusion for awe.

"Could've just told me yer into that kinky shit, Love."

[pchvunk]

Steddie but they are flustered idiots who don't know how to talk about their feelings.

They hang out, y'know sometimes, because of Dustin and they do actually begrudgingly enjoy each other's company and the party has decided that is is beach day.

Eddie is fifty different shades of red while watching shirtless Steve play volleyball with max, Lucas, and El. He's on El's team and he's tan and have you seen those shoulders??

Meanwhile later in the day, Steve is trying to be subtle as he gawks watching Eddie tie his wet hair back. Not to mention, Steve hadn't ever seen Eddie's tattoos before, and they were currently on full display and- WHOO boy, was it hot?

By the time they have to leave the party is tuckered out in the backseat of Eddie's van, all of them asleep and sand in their joints.

Steve and Eddie are in the front seat, and Steve is trying not to laugh at how damn red Eddie was. He was lobster red, he was burnt, and Eddie was kind of glad that he was because now Steve wouldn't be able to see him blush.

"it's not my fault I don't tan." Eddie would protest, envious of the golden brown that Steve had turned, the skin he wanted to run his fingers over-

"I handed you the sunscreen how did this happen?" Steve chuckled, cocking a brow.

"I got... distracted."

"By what??"

"By how- how fucking dumb your trunks are get off my back." Eddie deflected, but he was smiling a bit.

"Hey!" Steve objected, gesturing at his shorts, that were pink and floral. "This is peak fashion!"

"They look like my grandma's couch."

"Fuck off Munson."

[yoursdeadlynightshade]

James Potter is a neck kisser and a waist grabber.

Regulus Black is a neck grabber and a fierce biter.

[alesshi]

Get your way fast with this easy technique!

[pixlpxie]

Hes so college heartthrob coded 😔🙏🏻

[infernaldaydreams]

This was supposed to be a silly post about how the posters don't look like Gortash, but then the amnesia angst got in the way lol

[itsmuffiiee]

Woah.. hey everyone!! Sorry for disappearing for a bit.. good news! I have a colored version of sun I plan on posting later this month! but for now please enjoy these doodles of the sillies! Been having a rough time and thinking about them always makes me feel better!!

“Sun- Shut up” is my personal favorite of the doodles doodle.. ‹𝟹

[jackie-q]

You Can't Spell Robin Without "Bi"!

Tim: You Can't Spell Robin Without "Bi" Dick: or "Rob" Steph: or "Bin" Jason: so we're gay criminal trash- Duke: that checks out

[y0ureviltwin]

Been rewatching Transformers Prime and I can't help but wonder how Drift would look in that style. And he would also have to kiss Ratchet. That is a requirement.