#inbox jester

[freakasaurus-rex]

literally

[lych33dragoncookie]

I got bored.

So, I decided to make a Pure Vanilla relationship chart. Yes, I view all of these as romantic (... Though, as romantic as they really can be with him. He's got that swag of a non-standard queer way of viewing relationships, probably) Zooming in is recommended for... Obvious reasons.

... And, a bonus below <3

[bloo-the-dragon]

Gentle heads up for anyone new to my blog and reminder for others in general, my Bloodmoon dca character is not related to sams (sun and moon show) in any way whatsoever. They are an oc/sona for a post game au of the main security breach game. They don't drink blood and they don't murder people they're just a silly billy

Also as an extra note because i don't really make it obvious a lot, but they arn't male either - they are agender and go by any pronouns (they/she/he)

[neptunestoast]

Draw yourself hacking up a magma cube

Hehehehehehehehehe. . . . . . . . . . . . Wait. . .

*COUGH COUGH* YOU!!!! *HACKS* ASSHOLE!!!!!! *COUGHS*

. . . . . . . . . . You bitch of a Jester. . . . . . . . . . . That hurt. . .

[demigoddessqueens]

Hello there so I saw a headcanon of Vox Machina having a s/o who is usually calm and nice sort of like the mom friend of the group and one day at a tavern a person picking fun at the member the s/o is with and the s/o being like: “Hold my ale.” All nice and sweet before fucking beating the other person up without hesitation. So I'm wondering if you can do this with the mighty nein as well.

One ale 🍺 coming up!!

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Nott/Veth

Some ass was giving her a hard time at the tavern but you were not having it. The minute you stand to defend her, she’s equally emotional at your protection but also raucously cheering you on. Or joining in

Jester

Just as every bit of fiery as you but she’s all blushes and giggles when you defend her, a “my hero” kiss on the cheek when you come back

Mollymauk/Kingsley

Honestly he’s quite impressed with how good you are in a fight and once you come back over to sit by him, he’s proud to show you off, “next round is on me”

Caleb

There’s an itching feeling he gets whenever someone tries to cause him problems, but the anxieties leave him when you step up for him. It makes him feel protected after so many years of pain before

Fjord

Easily knows he could overtake someone but it’s a sense of pride he gets when you stick up for him. Even more amusing if he or said offender towers over you

Cadeuces

Ever the calm cleric, he’ll just casually sip away at his drink as you deliver, giving side eye to the one who insulted him earlier, “I mean, I did warn you…”

Essek

Not one to stand for rudeness, and though he’s itching to cast that Dumancy, it’s more lovingly entertaining watching you do the honors

Beauregard

She knows you can handle yourself and actively encourages you when you get into it with someone, a proud “kick their ass babe!”

Yasha

She can only have a faux sense of concern for said offender before you’re winding up to smack them down, a bit of a smug “oh you shouldn’t have done that”

[andr0nap-02]

I used your Mirage build on the Steel Path Bounty Assassination and it somehow did enough damage to skip the first phase. The floor never broke. I was just taken straight to the second.

YOU GOT TOO SILLY

[devildarlindumbass]

Trick or treat? (Very nervous)

- @weirrdfrreak

Soup be upon ye

[bebx]

-points- buggy the clown simp

it all happened so fast

[brights-place]

I really like your ever after series!

But I noticed that some spots were empty so I wanted to suggest somethings but feel free to ignore this 

Kalim Al Aism x Courtly jester?

Super innocent, powerful, silly little guy with someone who constantly looks like they’re planning his downfall  

In reality, they are just thinking of ways to make him laugh (and completely destroy his enemies)

That’s all I really have right now

SUPER sorry if you weren’t taking suggestions 

Yes some spots were empty cause I couldn’t think of any at all and this though this thought your making OHOHOHOHOH I JUST HAD ONE OF THE BEST IDEAS BECAUSE OF YOU!

THANK YOU FOR THE SUGGESTION LOVELY!! Im do gonna get hyped to write more of this series!

[freakasaurus-rex]

*Jingle does not like the fact that the inbox now has a bunch of kool aid in it*

mrrrrrrrpp :[

i know, buddy. im sorry. i think evil-freak has some sort of its own control over this place because i cant get rid of it with magic this time :(

[cosmos-dot-semicolon]

Who's your favourite Dicey Dungeons contestant?

Robot! It embodies Dicey Dungeons at its best.

Writing-wise, Robot really struck a chord with me when I first played the game ('oh wow who could've seen that coming from the guy that wrote-' shhhhhh). All of the protagonists in this game have some sort of message attached to them: a sort of comment on how their mindsets clash with their actual fate-

-hey did anyone see that? i'm sure it was nothing. Anyways, they're all surprisingly relevant to modern life despite the game's fantastical design, but Robot's really is the most unique and effective of them: you have limits, and you can't win them all.

Growing up, there was a very real pressure for me to be 'productive' as a kid as a result of my rocky upbringing and undiagnosed neurodivergency. I always had the idea in my head that if I just worked Betterer and Harder and Always, things would eventually reach an equilibrium point and I would never have to worry about anything again. You wouldn't be looked at as a weirdo because you'd be so good at your thing everyone would have to accept you! You wouldn't have any mortal problems anymore! You wouldn't ever have to make decisions in your life because you could simply attempt everything, with no consequences. Ever.

Also there was like, a huge glut of self-help and grindset culture being pushed in the mid 2010's. I don't know if you remember when 'I'm good at multi-tasking' was the hot new thing to put on CVs (until studies discovered it was actually worse), and how there were 100 TedTalks on how to stop procrastinating, but it was so fucking prevalent even in secondary schools back then. And also it was religious propaganda.

This wasn't really investigated much until the end of the decade, where a lot of peoples' fascination with tech wore off, and it became clear capitalism was the problem. We all know now that people work better when they have time to clear their minds, and it's kind of insane to spend your one life grinding out work.

So the fact that a kids' game managed to tackle this subject better than entire sectors of the publshing industry -- by making one kind of nutty but lovable character (who turned down immortality for not missing out on work) -- is just fantastic.

And everything in Robot's gameplay is made to suit this goal. It isn't that hard to master, as you've said in the past: you just need to know when's a good time to stop, and what best works with your build. You're in control of your gains and your losses; you can handle probability better than you think you can, if you're just willing to meet her where she stands. I think that's the core philosophy of Dicey Dungeons' design, and Robot constantly getting unique mechanics being based off classic games of chance like Blackjack and coin flips really emphasises that. You really get the sense that the dev had this idea polished right down to the last detail.

Also I just love how you usually have a full 6 pieces of equipment with Robot compared to like 3-5 with the others. You get a lot of room to explore different synergies. It's very hard to optimise your slots fully, and you end up with a couple of boring (but also potentially life-saving) redundancies.

And on a more subjective note, Robot just feels like it has the most personalised design of the main characters? It would've been so easy to lean into 'beep boop', or base another archetype off D&D, or make shallow nods at the concept of 'humanity' for a robot character, but no! Robot's fun! And a try-hard finance kid! And adorable! You get to see all of Marlowe Dobbe's cool theming with her art, Holly Gramazio's witty but reflective writing style, and Terry Cavanagh's hilarious equipment names and past as an actuary, all in one character!

Also it's autistic and uses it/its and that's so mecore

[allimili]

can't wait for this blog to be pure vanilla centered

[demigoddessqueens]

Hello there can I request a reader whose a bard and they're trying to flirt with the Mighty Nein through song since they don't know how to flirt and try to flirt through Muisc

Oh I love this idea!! ✨

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“Flirting” as a bard would include…

Jester, Nott/Veth, Caleb immediately know what you’re trying to say, pulling you in for a hug and maybe sneak a kiss

Fjord is of course flattered with your choice of song and dance, especially if you add elements of a sea shanty to it

Essek tries to keep his cool composure but you see a raspberry tint to his cheeks as he sinks into his chair

It takes a while for Cadeuces to understand who you’re referring to before you point at him in the “youuuuu 💕” lyrics

Yasha and Beau are the types to swing you into a dance mid-song

Meanwhile, Mollymauk is only adding fuel to the fire by still trying to flirt with you incessantly

[whitestone-endures]

@criticalstories cast message: (royal ball): our muses dance at a royal ball. 

he's not all that sure how he got here, to be honest. when they'd realized as a group that some of them would have to pose as party goers for this mission, fjord hadn't really expected to be one of them - but he'd made the fatal mistake of looking over at jester when discussing it, and that had honestly been the end of it. who was he to say no to that face? okay, so maybe he's a little sure how he got here, but that's besides the point. the point is that jester looks really pretty and is pulling them out onto the ballroom floor and they're almost certainly going to make a fool of themselves. fjord lets out a slow breath as they stop and she spins around to face them with a grin, and says lowly into the space between them, " i still don't know how to dance, jessie. you're gonna have to lead. "

[jesterjaxx]

Dj and Duncan have a town in animal crossing together dj makes everything look nice and plants flowers and stuff meanwhile Duncan harasses villagers he doesn’t like (including Tom nook, he can pry Duncan’s tax dollars out of his cold dead hands) and has The Worst Looking House that dj has ever seen

Duncan donated all of the bugs and fossils in the museum dj donated all of the fish and art pieces

I don’t know what the town is called but Duncan wasn’t allowed to name it

Flick and CJ are their favorites

For obvious reasons

[dodgersnotebook]

jester says "flower" for the wip game!

Bestie!! Here's a snippet from Teacher AU! Folio and Noah's first date:

The picnic had been Jolly's idea, and Noah hated to admit that the man had been right. The weather was perfect and the park wasn't too crowded. Folio had spread the blanket on the grass and they'd been talking for the last hour about anything and everything. They liked the same anime, listened to a lot of the same music. Folio had this adorable habit of drumming on his legs when he was nervous. He was always moving, as if it took extra effort to sit still. He'd found a pretty flower in the grass ( they were both pretty sure it was a weed but neither of them really cared ), and Noah had expected Folio to tuck it behind his ear. Instead, he'd smiled shyly and ducked his head.

"Can I braid this into your hair?"