#incorrect 616

[thekaiqueen]

Bucky: Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a crush.

Claire: Hey, Barnes.

Bucky: I love you.

[jarvispoptart]

Clint: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child ?

Tony: that I was gonna marry Captain America

Steve: *whips his head around so fast his neck snaps*

[loversrocktvgirl2]

my mini multiverse of madness…

Babyfever (Steve Rodgers x Reader)

word count: 0.6k

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The first time Steve saw you hold a baby was about five months after you had first started dating. Some friend of yours had had a baby, and you had been so excited, and dragged Steve along with you to go meet the baby. 

When your friend handed you her infant daughter, it was like the pieces clicked together for Steve. Your face had lit up, a gentle smile on your lips, and your eyes were locked on the child’s. You were enraptured by this baby, enchanted just to hold her and smile softly. Steve hadn’t thought a lot about ever wanting kids since he’d come out of that ice, but the look on your face was starting to make him reconsider things. 

When he drove you home, you were still smiling, chatting with him like normal, but he could tell how happy you were. You’d only been together five months, but he knew that he loved you. However, he was in no position to be talking about any of this with you—he was an old fashioned man, and he needed both to get himself in a more stable place and to marry you before he could even think about having a baby with you. 

The second time Steve saw you hold a baby was when you went to Clint’s house together. You’d been together for a little over a year now. Clint’s kids ran over to you, and you held them close. Then Clint’s wife, Laura, handed you their one-year-old baby boy. You gently took him into your arms and held him close, savoring the proximity. The kids constantly climbed on you, one of them always in your lap the entire time you were visiting with Clint and Laura. Steve couldn’t help but smile at you in your obvious fondness for the kids—he found it endearing. 

The real kicker was the third time. At this point, you were engaged to Steve, living together in his apartment. The place had once felt a little empty or out of touch, but the second you came into the space and filled it up with life, it was never the same again. Had Steve cringed at the Homegoods receipt? Yes. But you were so, so worth that, and he did have to admit that the place looked better.

You and Steve had been asked to babysit your best friend’s child. The girl was three years old, and when Steve came home to find her asleep on the couch, resting on you. You looked up at Steve with a tired smile. Steve bent down to kiss your cheek. “We’re gonna have one of these, right?” Steve gestured to the sleeping girl, keeping his voice quiet. 

“‘These’? Steve, she’s a child,” you chastened in a whisper. 

Steve smiled. “I know, I know,” he said, and gazed at you softly. “I wanna have kids with you, though.”

You bit your lip a little, smiling a little to yourself. “I want that too.” 

Steve kissed your head and stood up. “I’ll carry her to bed. Why don’t you get pajamas on, we’ll go to sleep?”

You looked up at him, tired but content as he lifted the sleeping girl into his arms. “Sounds good. I love you, Steve.”

“I love you too,” Steve whispered back at you, cradling the girl against his chest and walking away to lay her down on her air mattress, and to tuck her in under the blankets. 

[trickarrowsandbatarangs]

Kate: Am I the only Avenger who’s straight?

Yelena: Kate Bishop. I have seen the way you look at me. You’re not that straight.

[purple--queen]

Clint *in the middle of a mission*: so what are you wearing?

Bucky *unimpressed*: a gun

[emmedoesntdomath]

peter, facedown into a pillow: I hate him

mj, reading next to him: I thought you wanted to have his children?

peter: I can be multifaceted!

[overheardatavengersmansion]

[merchantziro]

Something I've been thinking all day.

You know those fanon MCU fic scenarios where it's like the Avengers all live at Avengers Tower like a family and Peter's Class having a Field Trip to Stark Industries? Either usually set up Pre-Infinity War or Post-Endgame but Tony lives.

But I was thinking about what would happen if you dropped modern Late-20's to Early 30's year old Spider-Man from the current comics into that universe.

So anyway-

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MCU Peter: ...Yeah I'm unofficially an Avenger but I prefer to remain the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

616 Peter: Honestly, you could do so much better than them. I encourage you to stay the latter, for our own sanity.

The Avengers, staring at 616 Peter and then at MCU Peter: ...

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MCU Peter: So that's kinda the short version of how I got caught myself being dragged into a Civil War between Tony & Steve regarding the Sokovia Accords and their attempt to regulate super-powered individuals...

616 Peter: Well at least your Iron Man didn't have you reveal your identity to the world during your Civil War as a show of good faith. Only for it to later backfire and results in your Aunt being shot by an assassin hired by Kingpin so you have to sell your marriage with MJ to Mephisto, basically the devil, in order to save her and restore the status quo of your secret identity.

Tony, who was watching that entire interaction: I'm sorry, you sold your what to who because why because I made you do WHAT now!?

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Strange: You know you're pretty calm for someone ripped out of their dimension of origin and interacting with a different self and versions of the people they recognize?

616 Peter: Oh it's no biggie. This is far from my first interdimensional rodeo, especially not after fighting the Inheritors who were basically dimension hopping vampires who feed on Spider-People. They tried to also kill us all by pouring the blood of 3 certain individuals onto the Web of Destiny to prevent the prophecy of me and a bunch of other Spider-People defeating them.

Strange: Alright, this raises several questions-

616 Peter: Yeah... A lot of multiversal shenanigans going on these days with a lot of different versions of Spider-Man from different worlds teaming up.

MCU Peter: Wait really? Then how come I wasn't involved in any of them? I'm a Spider-Man too aren't I?

616 Peter: Eh, can't get em all on short notice. A good chunk of Spider-Men were bound to miss the memo when dealing with an infinite multiverse if they weren't dead by then. But tell ya what, I'll make it a note to grab you next time there's a threat to the Spider-Verse.

Strange: ...

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Tony: So Peter 2, was my counterpart a good mentor to you on your Earth?

616 Peter, not even looking up from what he's tinkering with: First off, don't call me Peter 2. Second, you once forgot I had a secret identity and showed up in my front lawn asking my aunt for Spider-Man in broad daylight.

Steve: Well certainly my counterpart and the elder Spider most certainly have a better relationship.

616 Peter, without missing a beat: I once learned you loved drawing and tried to get you back into the hobby. You explained you left it behind because you viewed it as something the weaker and sicker you would do before you became Captain America, and it hit a little too close to home when you asked me if I still play with my first chemistry set when I never stopped in the first place.

Wanda: Well at least I haven't done anything since I have nothing against our Peter.

616 Peter: You once rewrote the entire universe to basically make mutants the majority and normal humans a minority. As a result I woke up in a life where I was beloved by the public with a public identity albeit because I was lying about being a mutant, my Uncle Ben was alive, and I was married to my now alive and well former girlfriend, Gwen Stacy. Only to have all that ripped away from me and being one of the few who remembered. Granted, not all of it was directly your fault post-rewriting and my life was merely a side effect but... I'm still a little bitter.

Bruce, doesn't know if he should say anything knowing how Hulk usually is: ...

616 Peter, making a note to smiling at him: Don't worry Dr. Banner, both you and Hulk were at least good to me. Hulk was even one of the few people who even remembered my identity post selling my marriage to restore my identity because, "Hulk never forgets" and thanked me for staying with your counterpart after an Incident where I was basically Hulked myself. Because while Hulk viewed you as family, he could never be with you physically.

Bruce, looking surprised before smiling back softly: ...Thank you, Parker. That means a lot to me actually.

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Thor, out of the blue: I'm sure my counterpart looks forward to it, Man of Spiders.

616 Peter: Hmm? Look forward to what?

Thor: To when you die of course.

616 Peter, blinks before sighing with a dejected look: Oh...

Thor, chuckles and pats him on the shoulder: Not like that, I mean what'll happen to you when you die. When you'll be welcomed into Valhalla, home of the heroes and honored warriors, with open arms. I'm sure my counterpart must agree, few heroes, let alone mortals, have proven to be as worthy as you have based on your stories and how you have proven yourself to act. You are not a warrior, but you are someone better than that.

616 Peter, surprised and actually kinda tearing up: ...Oh.

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MCU Peter, watching: Man refilling web cartridges so often must suck.

616 Peter, working on making more web fluid: Oh yeah definitely, almost miss the time I had organic webbing instead.

MCU Peter: Oh? You could just produce webs on your own, no web shooter needed?

616 Peter: That's right, though unfortunately I couldn't modify the formula so this stuff is way stronger than that organic webbing.

MCU Peter, curious: And how exactly did you learn you had such a power? Did it come up during a fight or tense situation where you ran out of web mid-fight?

616 Peter, looking up in throught: Eh... Not quite? More like I turned into a giant pregnant spider monster, exploded into a violent death, and gave birth to a myself who was the exact same as before but with organic webbing.

MCU Peter, staring at his counterpart in horror before taking a deep breath: Alright... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS YOUR LIFE!!??

Steve, walking by: Language.

616 Peter: Yeah... though I seemed to have unfortunately lost that power after making that deal and selling my marriage.

Tony: WHY DOES IT ALWAYS KEEP COMING BACK TO YOU SELLING YOUR MARRIAGE TO THE DEVIL!!??

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616 Peter, stopping in the middle of the lobby as his Spidey Sense goes off: It feels like... Someone...

616 Peter, turning around and pointing at an entrance: WANTS TO BOTHER ME!!!

The other Avengers & MCU Peter, confused: ...

Wade, whispering to Logan while both are hiding around the corner: I told you he was on to us.

616 Peter, used to Wade's bullshit by this point, immediately calming down: Oh nevermind, it's just Deadpool. False alarm everyone!

---

616 Peter: Oh yeah. I once lost my body to one of my rogues named Dr. Otto Octavius, also known as Doc Ock, where he became an anti-hero and called himself the Superior Spider-Man after seeing my memories. He eventually gave me my body back though when faced with Green Goblin and realized he couldn't defeat him but Peter Parker could.

MCU Peter, looking at the sunset: ...The future looks grim.

616 Peter, patting him on the back: You'll get used to it. Anyway, wanna hear about the time an alien symbiote named Venom bonded to me?

The Avengers, wondering if they really SHOULD send 616 Peter back to his world: ...

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Natasha: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

616 Peter: In my defense, it was originally just because I've lost my sense of what is and isn't normal with everything I've experienced, and I thought your world was similar. But it eventually became a bet with Sam & Bucky to see which of this Earth's Mightiest Heroes will crack first with my trauma dumping and I have 5 dollars riding on this.

Natasha: ...Where can I join?

[sourpatchgrapes]

No one not a single soul out there

Loki when ever he joins the heros' side for five seconds : Whelp, time to sacrifice my ass for the greater good :)

[eyalovesherbed]

Can someone PLEASE tell me what ao3 fic had Maria Hill x Natasha Romanoff and I'm not sure about the entire plot but theres a specific scene where Natasha suddenly gives up and becomes nonchalant and following all of May and Bobbi's orders (not sure about the May and Bobbi part, but she literally just follows all her orders given to her by her superior (which isn't Maria)), and Maria is concerned because she's usually more playful and doesn't always follow the rules like that. The line goes something like "aren't you happy I'm following your orders" or something like "I'm following your orders what the problem??". And there was something along the lines of her superiors going "Her performance is outstanding now that she's not resisting and being a bitch"

I KNOW THE DESCRIPTION IS SO VAGUE BUT SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME I'M ABOUT TO LOOSE MY MIND TRYING TO FIND IT. (i also fixed my grammar for this post someone fucking help me im dying trying to find it) IM NOT A GREATER WOMAN IM BEGING AND SAYING PLEASE

[thekaiqueen]

Pietro: We all know you're in love with her.

Wanda: I'm not in love with Claire, shut up.

Pietro: I never said who.

Wanda:

Wanda: Fuck, okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN—

[jarvispoptart]

Tony Stark: *speaking Italian*

Steve Rogers: I know, I know.

Clint Barton: You speak Italian?

Steve Rogers: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Tony speaks.

[loversrocktvgirl2]

my mini multiverse of madness…

Boxer!Bucky AU x Reader

word count: 0.7k+

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The crowd was cheering with anticipation, lights flashing, cameras snapping, adrenaline filling the air. You were incredibly nervous. Sure, this wasn’t your first rodeo—you’d come to quite a few of Bucky’s boxing matches before—but every time, no matter what you did or said to soothe yourself, convince yourself that it would all be fine, just as it normally was, you were scared. 

Bucky stepped out into the ring and the crowd roared. He gave you a look—a cocky smirk that somehow, he managed to make endearing. You raised your eyebrows and looked skeptically at him. You knew he’d win, but he did a little better if he felt he had something to prove. He grinned, and mouthed something at you. Give me twenty minutes.

You smiled back at him and mouthed, okay. 

Then the fight began. You didn’t like seeing Bucky fight. You didn’t like watching men punch him, beat his body. It broke your heart a little, you’d cringe, turn your head away. But you wanted to support Bucky, despite how much you hated to see it. 

The final round arrived, and you watched as Bucky beat the other man to the ground. TKO was declared, and the crowd roared and cheered for Bucky’s victory. He looked at you and had the audacity to smile. Looking at his eye, where he’d been hit earlier, you could tell he was going to end up with a black eye.

You met him outside of the stadium. “Wasn’t that great?” Bucky asked with a grin. 

“You did great, baby,” you assured, wrapping an arm around his waist. He wrapped one around your shoulders and kissed the top of your head. 

“You okay?” Bucky checked in on you, seeing your almost slightly hesitant expression as the two of you got into the cab. 

“Yeah, I’m alright,” you smiled at him. “It’s just… it’s kind of hard watching you at your matches, if I’m being honest.��� You and Bucky were both buckled in in the backseat of the car. His full attention was on you, listening to you. 

“Is it the violence that bothers you?” Bucky asked, curious. You’d never vocalized not liking watching his matches before, and he wanted to know what about it upset you. It confused him a little, but he wanted to be able to hear you.

“Not exactly. It’s more like… I hate watching you get hurt. I can deal with you hitting some other guy I don’t care about, but…watching some guy hit you in the face, and you get all bruised…” your hand gently ghosted over his face. You saw him flinch. “I hate you being hurt like this.”

Bucky’s gaze softened. “Well, I’m glad to know you care about me that much,” he smiled at you. You gave him a half-amused look and he grinned. “Look, it’s alright if you don’t come to every match. It’s fine if you meet me outside. I know I’ll still get bruised and things but… this is my job, honey, I don’t want to leave it either.”

“I’m not asking you to,” you replied. “I know that it means a lot to you, and that’s… good. It’s really good. And I love supporting you. It’s just a little… hard to handle sometimes.”

Bucky nodded. “I get that,” he said. 

The car pulled up to your house and Bucky handed the driver some cash before getting out of the car and holding the door open for you. You followed him out, and he closed the door behind you. Walking inside as the driver pulled away, Bucky said, “We can figure out a solution if we need to, or if just talking about it helps, that’s good too. But whaddya say we hang out tonight, talk about it in the morning with some coffee?” He held open the door to the house and gestured for you to walk in first. “I promise, you can hold me to it. I won’t back out.”

You smiled at him as he closed the front door and returned his gaze to you. “I’d like that.” 

“Sounds good to me then,” Bucky said, then grinned. “Pajamas and a rom-com?”

“10 Things I Hate About You and an icepack,” you smiled back. 

[cocoabubbelle-newblog]

Rogue: So…I heard you like bad girls~

Scott: ? Not really?

Rogue: OH THANK GOODNESS

[purple--queen]

*At a double date* *Bucky & Clint standing away from the table*

Bucky: There is no way you are paying that bill. It has been out here forever, and he hasn't even pretended to reach for his wallet.

Clint: This is torture, Bucky. I'll pay anything to end it.

Bucky: Stay strong.

*starting to fight over the credit card*

Clint: I'm weak. You married a weak man!

Bucky: Give it to me...Give it...Clint...

*credit card falls to the table & at the bill* *Waiter takes it*

Bucky: No! Walter! Walter! Walter! Augh

*Bucky & Clint getting back to the table*

Bucky: Okay. Here's the thing. We like hanging out-

Clint: No BUcky, No.

Steve: I know what this is about. Tony you should have paid the check. It's rude.

Clint: He is not rude. He is wonderful. I had to pay.

Bucky: Why?

Tony: Clint don't you say another word!

Steve: What the hell is going on here?

Tony: Nothing:

Bucky: Clinton?

Clint: Fine. If you have to know every last detail about my life. I lost a bet to Tony in Cabo. Now I own him five meals. There we're done.

Tony: That's it.

Bucky: Why didn't you just say it?

Clint: Th...There is no reason.

Bucky: What. Was. The bet?

Tony: Clint I mean it. Don't say another word.

Clint: They're gonna figure it out, Tony.

Tony: How could they figure out, Clint?

Clint: They're gonna figure it out. We were drunk on magaritas and we wanted to find out whos husband would eat the most crickets

Bucky & Steve: What?

Tony: Doesn't seem like they were circling that, Clint.

Bucky: You were just g-grabbing crickets and sneaking them into our food?

Clint: Not lives one. They were roasted

Bucky and Steve: Oh my god!

Bucky *pointing at Tony & Clint*: You're disgusting people.

Clint: You're missing the silver lining here, honey. I lost the bet.

Bucky: So I didn't eat crickets?

Tony: You ate three

Bucky: Ohhh

Clint: Steve had six

Steve: Six? *slapping Tony* You could've won with four.

Tony: Babe. Babe i could not take that chance

[emmedoesntdomath]

harley, facedown on the table: I’m so stupid 

tony, laughing at him: yes, yes you are-

peter, from across the room: no 

harley:

tony:

harley, sitting up and clearing his throat: you know, I suddenly feel better. the world is such a beautiful place. I’m doing great, actually.