#incorrect breaking bad

[mocking-the-bird]

Dick is no bark no bite dog

Jason is all bark no bite dog

Tim is no bark all bite dog

Damian is all bark all bite dog

[bobberto-gloops]

"rather be a faggot than a fascist" - Jesse Pinkman Breaking Bad S5 Ep11

[jewelsli]

Tim, on his eighth day without sleep: Does the sky usually turn rainbow when you look at it for a long time

Duke who is on his third day with no sleep: I mean it is pride month

Dick, seven days in: No it’s halloweeen?

Jason, in his fifth day in: Your both wrong the sky is just gay

Babs and Steph, only two days without sleep so far: *giggling and filming*

Bruce, who is on his second (it’s actually his fourteenth) day without sleep: *sigh* Go to bed, all of you

[archivewriter1ont]

Echo: (groggy, handcuffed to a chair) Where am I?

Bountyhunter: None of your business! 

Echo: You… kidnapped me?

Bountyhunter: How else am I supposed to get paid for delivering you?

Echo: So you’re gonna keep me here? By myself? 

Bountyhunter: Well, the payout on the other four wasn’t as good, so, yeah.

Echo: Oh thank the kriffing Force — You have no idea how badly I need a break!

Bountyhunter: Wh–what? I just kidnapped you!

Echo: Yes but Tech was infodumping. He’s been at it since 3 AM. 

Bountyhunter: That's worse than being held for ransom?

Echo: *nods vigorously* Especially when I don’t know half the words he uses. 

Part One of "Echo Gets Kidnapped" | Part Two

[escespace]

Lancelot: How have you been? I feel like you recently acted a bit... strange

Merlin: I have no idea what you're talking about

Lancelot: So nothing is happening? Something for which you act like this?

Merlin: No, no, a lot of things happen all the time so I have no idea what you mean by "recently"

[disaster-magician]

Looks like you found one of those golden retriever girls! Good luck with that, Tamarack

(Fake screenshots! These are fan made based on incorrect quotes and not in the game)

[here-comes-the-moose]

Tech: *comes home to see Crosshair and Wrecker on his couch eating snacks and watching TV*

Wrecker: Hey Tech.

Tech: Hello people who do not live here.

Crosshair: You’re the one who gave us a key.

Tech: That key was for EMERGENCIES!

Crosshair: There was an emergency.

Wrecker: We were out of Doritos!

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Uzi: Dad, you love me a lot right?

Khan: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation but I think you’ve done something and it has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Scott: Derek said he was going to break my legs. And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay? Cause he gave me the Alpha eyes. He meant it! Stiles: Calm down, dude. Derek threatened me. He threatened Lydia. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. C'mon, get real.

[nuttyinternetsheep]

He is under a lot of stress... Let him relax!

first, prev

[autisticzenitsu]

Tanjiro, down on one knee with an open box: I don’t want to be your boyfriend anymore. Zenitsu, on the verge of tears: Are you breaking up with me?! Tanjiro: I'M PROPOSING! WHY WOULD I HAVE AN ENGAGEMENT RING IF I WAS BREAKING UP WITH YOU? Zenitsu: I DON'T KNOW! MAYBE IT WAS A BREAKUP RING! Tanjiro: WHAT THE FUCK IS A BREAKUP RING?!

[rose-bunny-28]

How that one scene went

Gale: Walter, you're replacing me, with a bisexual, transgender, ADHD, ex-drug addict?!

Water: Uh, yeah. Yes I did.

Jesse: *Running around hitting stuff* THIS PLACE IS SWEET YO!

[spiltinksky]

Jisoo, on the phone: Where is Hansol?

Wonwoo: He’s with me.

Jisoo, sighing: Put Hansol on.

Hansol: Yo.

Jisoo: Where are you?

Hansol: I’m with Wonwoo.

[fandom-fire-dump]

Chris, crying on the floor in a fetal position while holding a game controller: HOW!? JUST, HOW!?

Jimmy, trying to comfort Chris: I know, dude. Let it out.

Chris: I was so close!

Jimmy: I know, buddy.

Martin, walking into the room: Someone want to explain to me why my brother is crying?

Chris: I keep losing the first fight!

Martin: Isn't the first fight supposed to be a tutorial fight?

Chris, crying even harder: Yes!

Jimmy: Dude...

Martin: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: Raph said he was going to break my legs. And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay? Cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes. He meant it!

Leo: Mikey, Raph threatened me. He threatened Donnie. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. C'mon. Grow a pair.

[here-comes-the-moose]

Tech, telling Crosshair what to say: This is my own private domicile and I won’t be harassed.

Some imperial: I’ll give you three seconds to get your ass out of there! One, two-

Crosshair: This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed…

Crosshair: Bitch!