#incorrect caitvi and timebomb

[sambutnotreally]

caitlyn, coming back home: i had a terrible day. someone nearly ran me over!

vi, scared to death: what the fuck? i need to find this guy

MEANWHILE

jinx, coming back home: I NEARLY HAD HER

ekko: bad luck

[aphwaph]

it is wednesday my dudes

[agra-can-u-not]

Incorrect Arcane Texts pt.5 cuz yas

[i-dont-know-anything-anymore]

Arcane + Text Posts

15/?

[arcane-jinx-2024]

Ekko: Hey, have you heard from Jinx?

Vi: I'm sure everything's fine. I left her with Caitlyn.

Ekko: No offense, Vi, but those two sentences don't go together.

[wisegirl25]

Silly excerpts from my Arcane High School AU

Vi: Pow-I mean Jinx! I need to talk to you for a sec

Jinx, without looking up from her phone: *flips her off and walks past*

Vi: *sputtering in disbelief*

Caitlyn: *holding in a laugh*

~

Viktor: And if you really think about it the properties of this element don’t exactly correspond with…

Viktor: Jayce are you listening? *snaps in front of his face*

Jayce: *staring at Viktor longingly*

Viktor, getting annoyed: Jayce! If you aren’t going to listen I’ll go find Jinx and do this project with her

Jayce, scrambling: Sorry! I’m listening go on

Viktor: …okay, anyways…*continues on his rant*

Jayce: *sighs contentedly and continues his staring*

~

Vi: Hear me out, we should try walking upside down

Jayce: Why?

Vi: Because if walking right-side up lets you walk on the floor…

Jayce: Walking upside down would let us walk on the ceiling!

Vi and Jayce: *fall on their faces immediately*

Caitlyn and Viktor: *facepalm*

~

Ekko: *casually on his way to class*

Jinx, running from the hall monitor: *grabs Ekko and pulls them both into a broom closet*

Ekko: Wha-

Jinx: *puts a finger to his lips* Shhh

Ekko: *unimpressed face*

Jinx, poking her head out of the door: Okay, coast is clear

Ekko: What do you want this time?

Jinx: Can’t I just want to hang out with my boyfriend?

Ekko: *raises an eyebrow*

Jinx: Can you buy me fries? Also I have a really cool idea for this invention…

Ekko: I guess we’re skipping fourth period then

~

Ekko and Jinx: *leaving Jinx’s room at Vander’s house looking clearly disheveled*

Vi, leaving her room to go get a glass of water: *makes eye contact with Ekko*

Ekko:

Vi:

Ekko:

Vi:

Ekko:

Vi: You little shit-

Ekko: *makes a run for it*

Vi: *chases after him*

Jinx, sighing: Not this again

Lmk if y’all want more

I mayyy write a fic based on this AU stay tuned

xoxo

[iminyourwallsbabe]

Arcane incorrect quotes AGAIN

Jinx: Pilties be wanting to fuck with Zaun women and be expecting paragraphs BITCH SHE CAN'T SPELL

Vi: Dassa fack

Viktor: Not my reincarnated ass forgetting desire is the root of all suffering lol

Jayce: That wasn't very "we're just friends of us"

Heimerdinger: But soft! What soulja boy through yonder window cranks

Vi: She's evil manipulative two sided and cold to YOU. To ME that's my wife

Caitlyn: She let me hit because I say stuff like goodness gracious

Jayce: "I can fix him" "I can make him worse" pathetic. I can love him so much that it changes the course of the entire narrative

Mel: I tried to tell my boyfriend he looked hot by saying "watch out he's a lady killer" and he got sad voice, made a frownie face and said "I don't do that I don't kill ladies"

Ambessa: I'm sorry I wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal *insert sheet metal sounds*

Jinx: I suffer everyday for what? Girlish whimsy

Sevika: You have something much more sinister going on

Silco: Are you being a good girl?

Jinx: No I'm chewing on electrical cords

Jinx: 🔨

Ekko: I don't think you understand how much I love you

Jinx: Hamber

Ekko: like... it is... Indescribable

Jinx: Your honor, in my defense who cares like omfggggggg who cares????????? Like. Come on.

Young Vi: Where are you hearing this what is your source?

Young Ekko: I lurk in a lot of places

Mel: His big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated me

Ekko: Shawty bad, like morally

Jinx: I wasn't loved as a child now I'm evil and don't go to bed on time

Mel: I'm definitely the disappointment of the family but I'm also the hottest so I can see why I got them pressed

Viktor: Sorry for being a dark sorcerer, as if that's my fault

Viktor: You know, my favorite kind of science is the kind that starts with "I wonder what happens if..."

Heimerdinger: What did you do

Silco: I'm a goth girl on the inside. On the outside? A father figure

Sevika: Would it be inappropriate to wear my combat boots with formal attire?

Viktor: I promise I won't make a pact with a demon

Jayce: I don't completely believe you but that's okay

Viktor: The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

Mel: Any other diagnosis you'd like to share?

Viktor: Autism

Caitlyn: My plastic vampire fangs thay ON during thex!

[vi-of-the-underground]

vi: i don’t care what anyone says. the icing is the best part of the oreo

cait: light without darkness, darkness without light, one cannot exist without the other

jinx (mouth full of oreos): yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

[echoingvoids]

If Arcane had social media (pt 6)

These are fun to make

Previous <- ~•~ -> Next

[lady-griffin]

Jayce and Vi: *Complaining about how their girlfriends get super passive-aggressive when they’re mad at them*

Ekko: Wait? When your girlfriends are mad at you, they become PASSIVE?!

Ekko experiences something slightly different

[tylovingkit]

ARCANE X MARAUDERS

Jegulus scenes under Ma Meilleur Ennemi

...

the order and the death eaters in a war.In a forest. Sirius is fighting against Regulus. James appeares. Regulus saying "Look who it is! The boy saviour!"

...

Regulus (Jinx) screaming "Why did you leave me?!" at a runaway Sirius (Vi)

...

Maddie's Peter

...

Sirius (Caitlyn): Wait, I've been with other people-

Remus (Vi): Pads (Cait), I don't fucking care

...

[aphwaph]

brain chemistry altered

[agra-can-u-not]

Arcane incorrect texts pt.4 mfs

[i-dont-know-anything-anymore]

Arcane + Text Posts

9/?

-happy holidays to everyone!

[chronic-hyperfixator]

Jinx, about cake: Mix it.

Ekko: You’re an idiot!

Jinx: Stop trying to kiss me!

Cait: *confused*

Vi: *trying not to laugh*

Ekko: Chat-

Jinx: Mix it!

Everyone: *says nothing*

Jinx: Oh my god, oh my god, shut up!

[iminyourwallsbabe]

Arcane Incorrect Quotes/As Stuff My Friends Have Said

Caitlyn: Come get your freak of a woman, she's doing things

Ekko: No, I let her out on purpose. She needs enrichment.

Vi: STOP I CANNOT BEND MY MORALS FOR LESBIAN COPS AGAIN

Loris: You drink like a white man in the throws of divorce and I respect it

Doctor: Hey can you roll for initiative

Viktor: Okay, 17

Doctor: Cool. You have aids now

Vi: Wow you're beautiful you're like a painting from the rain and sauce era

Caitlyn: I'm sorry, the what?

Vi: Yk, the ray of sorts. With the hands reaching and stuff. Rein a source

Caitlyn: Renaissance?????

Vi: I've had a considerable amount of vodka. Oopsies

Jinx: Straight?

Vi: Nah, gay

Jayce: That's my emotional support entity of questionable moral standing

Powder: I'm on my way to come be helpful

Powder: I almost fell down the stairs when I typed that

Lest, to Mel: DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT YOUR HUSBAND IS GAY

Jayce: Pro tip: If you doing any kind of performance and you hear a black woman go "it's okay baby!" just know you fucking up OD and it is not okay baby

Caitlyn: I don't care if the hexstrap fake I said nut in me!!

Ekko: When I hear a man bragging about his fancy house and I hit him with the "wow what does you wife do for a living?"

Jayce: How do you say "keep that same energy" professionally?

Mel: As we move forward from today, please remember the basis with which we held this conversation

Vi: If I don't get strapped soon I think I'm gonna die

Jinx: Helpful thread for deciding what to get *insert thread about guns*

Vi: Oh baby I was talking about lesbian sex... but this is helpful

Vi: If I had a dick I'd stack donuts on it

Jayce: If I had a pussy I'd let the homies hit

Viktor: You got an ass though so what's the hold up

Jayce: I hate when girls say "wow I didn't peg you as a gentleman" uh you haven't pegged me at all yet, get to it

Jayce: My girl look so good today I'm about to scream and moan and throw up

Vi: My girl is mad at me I hope I die

Ekko: My girl can wear whatever she wants because I'm scared of her

Mel: Been fucking this dude who is NOT CUTE LMAO but he is cool to hang out with and I be faking like I don't got me a little crush but I do. I like his lil ugly ass. He shot two people

Jinx: Y'all corny asf kissing under fireworks and shit, kiss under some gunshots if you real

Viktor: This man from the undercity gave me a pill for my headache and I haven't blinked in 6 hours... sir you are going to JAIL

Viktor, hours later: Y'all I just came out of the hospital it was crack

Silco: If I get cancelled and any of you say "I always knew he was weird" I'm beating your ass

Jinx, fighting with Vi: I'll whoop yo ass. Your girlfriend look like my mom

Sky: But it WAS gay, why should I have to apologize? I SAW gay, so I SAID gay. That ain't bullying, that's an astute observation!

Ambessa: Bitch dependency is no laughing matter, addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scarily enough even your money