#incorrect cm posts

[lazyclumzycat-blog]

[lilliejareau]

[mywilltodie]

Prentiss: If Reid and I were drowning, who would you save?

Hotch: You two can’t swim?

Prentiss: It’s a hypothetical question, Hotch! Who would you save?

Hotch: My time and effort.

[criminalmindsfanantic]

*The BAU is at Home Depot*

JJ: *Falls in the cacti display while wandering around the garden section*

Emily: *Spends the entire time picking up random stuff going, “what tf is this for?”*

Rossi: *Sitting on a display toilet waiting for everyone else to be done*

Derek: *Tokyo Drifting one of those flatbed carts down the aisles*

Garcia: *Stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes*

Reid: *Gets lost from the group like 50 times*

Hotch: *Just wanted some goddamn lightbulbs and everyone ruined it*

[scarlettjemily]

Real conversation on the set of Criminal Minds

Director: so we are just gonna shoot this scene near this desk, just be casual

Paget: cool I’m gonna bend over and lean on this desk

AJ: cool I’m gonna sit on it

Director: guys cmon, it’s just a desk

Paget & AJ: shhhh trust us. Just trust us.

[thedelusionalbitchgianna]

Hotch texting Emily: Come out.

Emily: Okay give me a minute...

Emily: I'm a lesbian

Hotch: To the car Emily. Come out to the car.

Emily turning to the car: I'm a lesbian

Hotch facepalming: No we're about to leave. Get in the car.

[caseynovaksecretgf]

Let them be

[piqtescue]

found a tiktok i made from a super old account and i stand by what i said even 3 years later👀

[incorrect-ralvez]

Emily: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Luke: Make his dick hard not his life.

Derek: Break her bed not her heart.

Tara: Play with her boobs not her feelings.

Spencer: Get on his dick not his nerves.

Garcia: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Seth, sleep deprived: If you don’t tell me where the spaghetti is, I’m telling the pasta authorities.

Roman: What!?

Triple H: Jesus Christ.

Seth: *passes out to sleep*

Roman: But the pasta authorities!?

Punk: He was exhausted. Leave him alone.

Dean: But, he’s gonna rat me out!

Randy: DEAN GETS TAKEN BY THE PASTA AUTHORITIES!

Stephanie: We can never have a normal conversation here.

[ralvezfanatic]

Luke: If I was the last person on earth, would you finally date me?

Mean!Y/N: If you were the last person on earth, I wouldn't be there dumbass

[lazyclumzycat-blog]

Same tho..

[lilliejareau]

cm x spongebob is something i didn’t know i needed

[delicatecookiecashpatrol]

*emily has found a card from a secret admirer*

*on the plane after a case*

emily: okay, right im a great profiler and i’ve been watching all of you extra closely this past week but who tf sent me a card?!

*rossi and hotch look at each other*

*morgan raises his eyebrows*

*jj looks around*

reid: seriously?

emily: yes i can’t figure it out

*everyone looks at her*

emily: like ik im hot but which one of y’all is in love with me???!

emily: just own up, i appreciate it but like who??

*synchronised face palms*

morgan: so smart yet so clueless

[gamma-rae-bursts]

Emily: I knocked a plant pot over when Sergio was in the room.

Emily: I had to spray myself with water so he knows the law applies to everyone.

[scarlettjemily]

Real conversation between the criminal minds writers

Cm writer #1: Alright new season everyone, what should be in store for the bau this time around?

Cm writer #2: how about trauma???

Cm writer #1: my GOD you’re a fucking genius