#incorrect elu

[my-deer-legolas]

Biblically accurate Melian: *stepping out of the woods, literally an eldritch horror* Be not afraid.

Thingol: Would.

[psstwantsomecheese]

Every hidden kingdom in the Silmarillion before its fall: yeah I'll let this Man in, what's the worse that could happen?

[sauronnaise]

Maglor: Who's the tallest?

Maedhros: Me, of course.

Galadriel: No-

Penlodh: I object.

Turgon: It's obviously me.

Thingol: Amateurs.

[elves-as-things-my-friends-said]

Daeron, done™️ with this shit: Lúthien inherited all of her looks from her mom. The only thing she got from her dad was stubbornness and a xeno kink.

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

New definition of nepotism just dropped

Thingol: I hate Noldor and none can enter here.

Thingol: Finrod? Finrod the beloved? My great nephew? TAKE ALL OF WEST BELERIAND

Thingol: I hate men and none can enter here.

Thingol: Morwen? Daughter of Baragund? Baragund Beren’s cousin? I WILL RAISE YOUR CHILDREN AS MY OWN

[braxix]

Luthien: I want to marry Beren.

Thingol: No.

Luthien: You literally can't stop me.

Thingol: But I can and I will.

Luthien: Can't hear you! Getting married!

[jolidei]

Of the kings and their reunion in Halls of Mandos.

Thingol : Is it mine Fëanáro?

Finwë : What? Of course not, besides your question is not funny at all.

Thingol : Oh fuck, he is mine!

Thingol : You were pregnant when you left for Valinor with your people, and you said nothing!

Finwë : You were literally lost!

Finwë : Fëanáro is mine, he is my son only, I raised him and I gave birth to him.

Thingol : I suspect we conceived him a few months after our return from the first visit, before we lost me, before we set out again, you were on standby before I was lost and yet you did not tell me.

Finwë : I was going to tell you when we arrived in Valinor, but only one of us arrived. Anyway, how did you find out?

Thingol : When I found out that your son's eyes were grey, and you don't have grey eyes, let alone Miriel, only I and my family had grey eyes.

Thingol : Besides, only someone of my lineage would be able to create something as marvellous as the Silmarils.

Finwë : idiot!

Fëanor : ...

Fëanor : Lord Námo, I am ready to be thrown into the void right now.

[overlord-of-fantasy]

*Gasp* Thingol, your racism is showing!

Mablung, looking at the reports of the latest Beleriand mess: What brainless moron...

Thingol: The Noldor.

Beleg: Which Noldor?

Thingol: Does it matter? They all have one collective braincell!

[captain-peanut110]

Glorfindel *laughing hysterically*: Your father is now your mother in law!

Elrond: ……..

Glorfindel: and your mother is now your father in law

Gil-Galad: …….

Glorfindel: and your uncle is both your mother and father in law

Celebrian: 🤣🤣🤣

Fingon *chocking on his drink with laughter*: that makes perfect sense

Erestor *pointing to Glorfindel*: Just so it’s clear, I married him for the looks

Maedhros *cast a ~look~ at Fingon: So did I

Somewhere in the background:

Thingol: Nice family, bro

Finwë: oh, fuck off

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Guys, hear me out, hear me out:

What if ELWE. Was the one. That gave birth. To Luthien?

The Ainur can’t give birth to elves/mortal/etc, they can only sire children. Something to do with an ainur having to keep 1 solid constant shape for months on end to carry a child to term, which they can’t really do as it’s against their nature, and that usually when they have to appear “elf-like” it’s more a disguise and not them actually altering their body to be more mortal(?) ig?

As a result Elwe was the one to get knocked up, and after Luthien he said “no more”.

And Luthien, as a result, calls Elwe mama, and Melian papa, but because most elves don’t know that Elwe was the mother, they always confused the two.

Luthien: Naneth(Elwe) is so kind and patient with me.

Elf: ah, Melian must be a gentle maia.

Luthien: Ada can be pretty cold at times.

Elf: Elwe should be kinder to his daughter.

It has created the biggest misunderstanding of all time, and only Elmo, Oropher, and a hand full of other elves knows that Elwe is the mother Luthien is always talking about.

[maa-riiee]

eliott, sweating: lucas theres something i wanna ask you-

lucas: you’re proposing!

eliott: how did you know??

lucas: eliott, you’ve drop the ring four times already…

lucas: i picked it up for you once.

[eldal0te]

Luthien: daddy, can I marry whoever I want?

Thingol: Of course darling, as long as he is not one of those kinslaying Noldor it will be perfectly fine

Luthien: *drags Beren along to her father’s court*

Thingol: on the second thought, I should have worded it better

[iamshannonmcfarland]

3x03 pt.2 Mean girls meet pretty little liars

[elves-as-things-my-friends-said]

Thingol: If I set my VPN to another country, then all of my ads will be targeting ppl from that country. I'm monolingual. I may not be immune to propaganda but I sure as hell am immune to Quenya.

[choupielu]

Eliott: we're adopting fifi.

Lucas: we aLREADY HAVE 3 KIDS

Eliott: three?

Lucas & Eliott: *turns around to see yann, basile and arthur chasing after chickens and tripping over their own feet*

Eliott: ...

Eliott: i've always wanted a big family-

[braxix]

Luthien/Beren: We're getting married.

Thingol: Quest. Go. Now.

Aragorn/Arwen: Please let us get married.

Elrond: ... Quest... Go... Now.