#incorrect gamora

[skylarinfinity]

child m/n: [give his mother gamora a card and some candy] happy mummy day mummy!

gamora: [reading the card m/n give her] aww thank you baby this is so sweet.

child m/n: [giving gamora puppy eyes] can i have some [point at the candy]

gamora: [raised an eyebrow] but i got this for mother's day.

child m/n: [shrug] you're only a mummy because of me.

gamora: wha- [glare at peter who been watching them and laughing his arse off] mr quill you sleep outside tonight.

peter: [stop laughing] wait what? what i did nothing wrong?!

gamora: because he a literal copy of you so it's your fault.

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[incorrectgamora]

*Teen Groot is hanging out with his friends for the weekend*

Gamora: Okay, ground rules for the weekend- do not add to the population and do not subtract from the population. Do not wind up in the hospital, the newspaper, or jail. If you do wind up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

Groot: I am Groot.

[sayangrafayel]

Woke up thinking if MC never gave Sylus a chance and get to know him again, they would be like Peter Quill and Gamora. This scene...

MC: I bet we were fun.

Sylus: Heh. Like you wouldn't believe.

[lleafyleafsterr]

mantis: I thought the point of the guardians was that we’re all misfits who want to do better :(

peter: Well YES, kinda? but this is different! He’s got daddy issues and godly superpowers! that’s a recipe for disaster

gamora: …..peter.

peter: that was one time and it doesn’t count gamora.

loki: such warm greetings, I feel at home already.

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: *walking into the room while yawning and stretching* Hey, guys. How’s it going?

Rocket: Where the hell have you been?

Y/N: Sleeping… why?

Gamora: Well, you’ve been sleeping these past two days straight, then

Y/N: Wow… I’m going back to sleep

Peter: *walking in and slamming the door* YOU’VE BEEN ASLEEP?!?! FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS?!?!

Peter: *angrily charging at Y/N* I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

Y/N: OH SHIT-

[fandomnerd9602]

valentines day with the gotg y/n gamora nebula and mantis

Nebula: so you have a celebration day for lovers?

Y/N: yeah

Gamora: I wish to dance

Nebula: I could go for dinner

Mantis: I wish for our souls to be intertwined as one and understand each other at a deeper level of understanding.

Y/N:

Mantis: chocolate also sounds good

[chronic-hyperfixator]

Peter: We’re like a big happy family! And I’m the dad and Gamora’s the mom.

Gamora: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

Groot: I know they’re thinking I’m like the son but I’m not! I’ll be the gay emo cousin.

Mantis: I will be the son! The hot shot! Whose only dream… is to be a star.

Rocket: I feel like I’d be a… fresh out of jail uncle.

Drax: And in the sassy aunt… who talks shit about everyone.

[romanoffshouse]

Gamora: You hit me with a rock!

Nebula: You threw a chair at me!

Gamora: I said I was sorry!

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Peter Q.: Kill Gamora, and you'll have to kill me. Drax: Kill Quill, and you'll have to kill me. Mantis: Kill Drax, and you'll have to kill me. Rocket: Kill them, and you'll have to… negotiate strenuously.

[incorrect-multiverse]

*While the Guardians are in a battle*

Gamora, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!

Peter: Take it back now y'all!

[sincerelykarai]

MORE PLUSHIE ROCKET!!!

"Draw me like one of your french girls" ahh

Do we prefer his bow at the front or the back? I personally prefer the back

[skylarinfinity]

m/n: [hug gamora from behind] good morning my kiwi [kiss gamora lip]

peter: [raised an eyebrow] why is your new boy toy calling you kiwi?

gamora: [roll her eyes at peter] because i'm his kiwi.

mantis : [smiling] also you green.

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[incorrectgamora]

*In bed one night*

Gamora: You know what I’m gonna put on your tombstone?

Peter: You’ve thought about that?

Gamora: Yes. I’m gonna put “Peter finally stopped.”

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Quill: Made you all playlists!

Quill: Rocket, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.

Quill: Gamora, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

Quill: And Drax has the ABBA Gold album.

[incorrectgotgquotes]

[The Guardians fighting off bad guys as usual]

Gamora: Keep moving. Don’t let them surround you. Failure is not an option.

Peter: Technically, failure is always an option.

Rocket: You know what else is an option? Slapping you!

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Mantis: We’re out of dirt

Gamora: *confused* What?

Mantis: Dirt

Gamora: Wha-

Peter: She means coffee

Peter: *turning to mantis* Y/N told you to say that, didn’t she?

Mantis: Yes

Peter: *sighs tiredly* Of course